There's a farmers market right next to my school that I've never bothered to visit. To anyone here who goes to those, are they good to visit for a lunch or dinner break? Like do they have an option to make a fresh sandwhich or something? I can't keep eating fast food.
There's a farmers market right next to my school that I've never bothered to visit. To anyone here who goes to those, are they good to visit for a lunch or dinner break? Like do they have an option to make a fresh sandwhich or something? I can't keep eating fast food.
There's a farmers market right next to my school that I've never bothered to visit. To anyone here who goes to those, are they good to visit for a lunch or dinner break? Like do they have an option to make a fresh sandwhich or something? I can't keep eating fast food.
Well it's not like they're all part of some national chain of farmer's markets that all have the same things available, so go to it and see what's available.
There's a farmers market right next to my school that I've never bothered to visit. To anyone here who goes to those, are they good to visit for a lunch or dinner break? Like do they have an option to make a fresh sandwhich or something? I can't keep eating fast food.
Well it's not like they're all part of some national chain of farmer's markets that all have the same things available, so go to it and see what's available.
Yeah, every farmers' market is different. Sometimes it can be just produce and such. Some of them have local food vendors.
In recent years, Gallagher's act has included a few jokes widely considered to be racist, homophobic, and xenophobic.
In 2004, Comedy Central rated Gallagher the 100th best stand-up comedian of all time.[12] Gallagher was displeased with being ranked so low, and he told The Oregonian, "I looked at the other people and I was trying to find anyone I ever heard of. How could I be behind people I never heard of? ... I made 13 one-hour shows for Showtime, which are available on videotape. I invented the one-man show on cable."[12]
He's basically bitter that people haven't acknowledged his genius in smashing stuff with a big mallet and he's turned into a bitter, conservative jackass.
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In recent years, Gallagher's act has included a few jokes widely considered to be racist, homophobic, and xenophobic.
In 2004, Comedy Central rated Gallagher the 100th best stand-up comedian of all time.[12] Gallagher was displeased with being ranked so low, and he told The Oregonian, "I looked at the other people and I was trying to find anyone I ever heard of. How could I be behind people I never heard of? ... I made 13 one-hour shows for Showtime, which are available on videotape. I invented the one-man show on cable."[12]
He's basically bitter that people haven't acknowledged his genius in smashing stuff with a big mallet and he's turned into a bitter, conservative jackass.
Dang.
He had some fairly clever stuff back in his heyday. Too bad.
But whether you think he should have been ranked higher, it's pretty disrespectful to then play the "who are these people above me on the list? they can't be funnier than me if I've never heard of them!"
All it really does is establish that you've lost relevance and people don't give a shit about you any more.
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But whether you think he should have been ranked higher, it's pretty disrespectful to then play the "who are these people above me on the list? they can't be funnier than me if I've never heard of them!"
All it really does is establish that you've lost relevance and people don't give a shit about you any more.
What the fuck were SNL thinking putting Quinn on the Weekend Update segment. Probably the unfunniest and most awkward shit I've seen on TV.
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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Here's the list from the big special they did in 2005
Colin isn't as high as I remember, so my bad. But he's still ranked higher than lots of people who shouldn't be below him.
1. Richard Pryor
2. George Carlin
3. Lenny Bruce
4. Woody Allen
5. Chris Rock
6. Steve Martin
7. Rodney Dangerfield
8. Bill Cosby
9. Roseanne Barr
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Johnny Carson
12. Jerry Seinfeld
13. Robin Williams
14. Bob Newhart
15. David Letterman
16. Ellen DeGeneres
17. Don Rickles
18. Jonathan Winters
19. Bill Hicks
20. Sam Kinison
21. Dennis Miller
22. Robert Klein
23. Steven Wright
24. Redd Foxx
25. Bob Hope
26. Ray Romano
27. Jay Leno
28. Jack Benny
29. Milton Berle
30. Garry Shandling
31. George Burns
32. Albert Brooks
33. Andy Kaufman
34. Buddy Hackett
35. Phyllis Diller
36. Jim Carrey
37. Martin Lawrence
38. Bill Maher
39. Billy Crystal
40. Mort Sahl
41. Jon Stewart
42. Flip Wilson
43. Dave Chappelle
44. Joan Rivers
45. Richard Lewis
46. Adam Sandler
47. Henny Youngman
48. Tim Allen
49. Freddie Prinze
50. Denis Leary
51. Lewis Black
52. Damon Wayans
53. David Brenner
54. DL Hughley
55. Alan King
56. Colin Quinn
57. Richard Jeni
58. Larry Miller
59. Gilbert Gottfried
60. Jeff Foxworthy
61. Bobcat Goldthwait
62. Eddie Griffin
63. Jackie Mason
64. Richard Belzer
65. Cedrick the Enter.
66. Shelley Berman
67. Kevin Pollak
68. Dave Attell
69. Pat Cooper
70. Wanda Sykes
71. Red Buttons
72. Bernie Mac
73. Billy Connolly
74. Paul Rodriguez
75. Eddie Izzard
76. Robert Schimmel
77. Paul Reiser
78. Sinbad
79. Dom Irrera
80. Bobby Slayton
81. Dick Gregory
82. Howie Mandel
83. Norm MacDonald
84. Drew Carey
85. David Cross
86. Jay Mohr
87. Brett Butler
88. Paula Poundstone
89. Kevin James
90. Dana Carvey
91. Jim Breuer
92. Louie Anderson
93. George Wallace
94. David Alan Grier
95. Andrew 'Dice' Clay
96. Joey Bishop
97. Sandra Bernhard
98. Louis CK
99. Janeane Garofalo
100. Gallagher
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it had four different sauces and dressings on it, four
the last place I'd want to get a burger from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mREXE2JxQo
Well it's not like they're all part of some national chain of farmer's markets that all have the same things available, so go to it and see what's available.
Really? That's a shame since I thought his stand up was really damn good.
Yeah, every farmers' market is different. Sometimes it can be just produce and such. Some of them have local food vendors.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallagher_(comedian)
He's basically bitter that people haven't acknowledged his genius in smashing stuff with a big mallet and he's turned into a bitter, conservative jackass.
Dang.
He had some fairly clever stuff back in his heyday. Too bad.
They had Colin Quinn in like the top 20 or something.
But whether you think he should have been ranked higher, it's pretty disrespectful to then play the "who are these people above me on the list? they can't be funnier than me if I've never heard of them!"
All it really does is establish that you've lost relevance and people don't give a shit about you any more.
Yyyyyup
Ok, that is pretty bullshit.
Colin isn't as high as I remember, so my bad. But he's still ranked higher than lots of people who shouldn't be below him.
2. George Carlin
3. Lenny Bruce
4. Woody Allen
5. Chris Rock
6. Steve Martin
7. Rodney Dangerfield
8. Bill Cosby
9. Roseanne Barr
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Johnny Carson
12. Jerry Seinfeld
13. Robin Williams
14. Bob Newhart
15. David Letterman
16. Ellen DeGeneres
17. Don Rickles
18. Jonathan Winters
19. Bill Hicks
20. Sam Kinison
21. Dennis Miller
22. Robert Klein
23. Steven Wright
24. Redd Foxx
25. Bob Hope
26. Ray Romano
27. Jay Leno
28. Jack Benny
29. Milton Berle
30. Garry Shandling
31. George Burns
32. Albert Brooks
33. Andy Kaufman
34. Buddy Hackett
35. Phyllis Diller
36. Jim Carrey
37. Martin Lawrence
38. Bill Maher
39. Billy Crystal
40. Mort Sahl
41. Jon Stewart
42. Flip Wilson
43. Dave Chappelle
44. Joan Rivers
45. Richard Lewis
46. Adam Sandler
47. Henny Youngman
48. Tim Allen
49. Freddie Prinze
50. Denis Leary
51. Lewis Black
52. Damon Wayans
53. David Brenner
54. DL Hughley
55. Alan King
56. Colin Quinn
57. Richard Jeni
58. Larry Miller
59. Gilbert Gottfried
60. Jeff Foxworthy
61. Bobcat Goldthwait
62. Eddie Griffin
63. Jackie Mason
64. Richard Belzer
65. Cedrick the Enter.
66. Shelley Berman
67. Kevin Pollak
68. Dave Attell
69. Pat Cooper
70. Wanda Sykes
71. Red Buttons
72. Bernie Mac
73. Billy Connolly
74. Paul Rodriguez
75. Eddie Izzard
76. Robert Schimmel
77. Paul Reiser
78. Sinbad
79. Dom Irrera
80. Bobby Slayton
81. Dick Gregory
82. Howie Mandel
83. Norm MacDonald
84. Drew Carey
85. David Cross
86. Jay Mohr
87. Brett Butler
88. Paula Poundstone
89. Kevin James
90. Dana Carvey
91. Jim Breuer
92. Louie Anderson
93. George Wallace
94. David Alan Grier
95. Andrew 'Dice' Clay
96. Joey Bishop
97. Sandra Bernhard
98. Louis CK
99. Janeane Garofalo
100. Gallagher
When I lived in Missouri, he used to do shows there.
I thought he was just some schmuck the local rednecks guffawed over.
LOOK HE'S GOING TO SMASH A WATERMELLON HOLD ON TIGHT MAW
Some of his old specials had some clever bits, playing on words and such. But that was a looooooooong time ago.
Oh it came out in 2004.
How is Ray Romano on a comedy list?
Unless the list is "Comedians that aren't funny."
Norm MacDonald is much funnier than 83.
Case in point:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ucH9qC4Vy4
"OJ Simpson refused to take a lie detector test. The reason? IT DETECTS LIES".
I will, but I am still going to get it.
Frank Stallone will forever be tied to Norm MacDonald in my mind.
@Mysst
There's a date now.