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    SyphyreSyphyre A Dangerous Pastime Registered User regular
    Pro-tip. The menu doesn't list them, but Taco Bell will still make tostadas, which is the only reason I go there anymore.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    we do not 'do' meatloaf in england

    Horsemeat-loaf

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    TallaclasseeTallaclassee you ever seen a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelleRegistered User regular
    Woke up to a dream of baja beef chalupas. I blame you, taco bell thread.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    I prefer del taco only for the fact that they make a bean and cheese burrito that contains beans, cheese, red sauce, tortilla and nothing else

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    Dronus86Dronus86 Now with cheese!Registered User regular
    guess I'm getting taco bell for lunch today

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    ArangArang HUEY LEWISRegistered User regular
    I was at burger king and they had something called a steakhouse ... something, I'm not a BK expert

    it had four different sauces and dressings on it, four

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Double Decker Tacos are the greatest fast food innovation of the modern age.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    There's a farmers market right next to my school that I've never bothered to visit. To anyone here who goes to those, are they good to visit for a lunch or dinner break? Like do they have an option to make a fresh sandwhich or something? I can't keep eating fast food.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    ugh, Burger King

    the last place I'd want to get a burger from
    I actually like their chicken grill sandwich better then their burger offerings

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    There's a farmers market right next to my school that I've never bothered to visit. To anyone here who goes to those, are they good to visit for a lunch or dinner break? Like do they have an option to make a fresh sandwhich or something? I can't keep eating fast food.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mREXE2JxQo

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    There's a farmers market right next to my school that I've never bothered to visit. To anyone here who goes to those, are they good to visit for a lunch or dinner break? Like do they have an option to make a fresh sandwhich or something? I can't keep eating fast food.

    Well it's not like they're all part of some national chain of farmer's markets that all have the same things available, so go to it and see what's available.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I would do anything for a Gordita.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Also Gallagher has turned into a bitter, unfunny asshole.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Also Gallagher has turned into a bitter, unfunny asshole.

    Really? That's a shame since I thought his stand up was really damn good.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    There's a farmers market right next to my school that I've never bothered to visit. To anyone here who goes to those, are they good to visit for a lunch or dinner break? Like do they have an option to make a fresh sandwhich or something? I can't keep eating fast food.

    Well it's not like they're all part of some national chain of farmer's markets that all have the same things available, so go to it and see what's available.

    Yeah, every farmers' market is different. Sometimes it can be just produce and such. Some of them have local food vendors.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Also Gallagher has turned into a bitter, unfunny asshole.

    Really? That's a shame since I thought his stand up was really damn good.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallagher_(comedian)
    In recent years, Gallagher's act has included a few jokes widely considered to be racist, homophobic, and xenophobic.
    In 2004, Comedy Central rated Gallagher the 100th best stand-up comedian of all time.[12] Gallagher was displeased with being ranked so low, and he told The Oregonian, "I looked at the other people and I was trying to find anyone I ever heard of. How could I be behind people I never heard of? ... I made 13 one-hour shows for Showtime, which are available on videotape. I invented the one-man show on cable."[12]

    He's basically bitter that people haven't acknowledged his genius in smashing stuff with a big mallet and he's turned into a bitter, conservative jackass.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Also Gallagher has turned into a bitter, unfunny asshole.

    Really? That's a shame since I thought his stand up was really damn good.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallagher_(comedian)
    In recent years, Gallagher's act has included a few jokes widely considered to be racist, homophobic, and xenophobic.
    In 2004, Comedy Central rated Gallagher the 100th best stand-up comedian of all time.[12] Gallagher was displeased with being ranked so low, and he told The Oregonian, "I looked at the other people and I was trying to find anyone I ever heard of. How could I be behind people I never heard of? ... I made 13 one-hour shows for Showtime, which are available on videotape. I invented the one-man show on cable."[12]

    He's basically bitter that people haven't acknowledged his genius in smashing stuff with a big mallet and he's turned into a bitter, conservative jackass.

    Dang.

    He had some fairly clever stuff back in his heyday. Too bad.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    He should have been ranked higher on that list though.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    That list was pretty messed up.

    They had Colin Quinn in like the top 20 or something.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Eh, disagree. opinions

    But whether you think he should have been ranked higher, it's pretty disrespectful to then play the "who are these people above me on the list? they can't be funnier than me if I've never heard of them!"

    All it really does is establish that you've lost relevance and people don't give a shit about you any more.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    But whether you think he should have been ranked higher, it's pretty disrespectful to then play the "who are these people above me on the list? they can't be funnier than me if I've never heard of them!"

    All it really does is establish that you've lost relevance and people don't give a shit about you any more.

    Yyyyyup

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    That list was pretty messed up.

    They had Colin Quinn in like the top 20 or something.

    Ok, that is pretty bullshit.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    What the fuck were SNL thinking putting Quinn on the Weekend Update segment. Probably the unfunniest and most awkward shit I've seen on TV.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Here's the list from the big special they did in 2005

    Colin isn't as high as I remember, so my bad. But he's still ranked higher than lots of people who shouldn't be below him.
    1. Richard Pryor
    2. George Carlin
    3. Lenny Bruce
    4. Woody Allen
    5. Chris Rock
    6. Steve Martin
    7. Rodney Dangerfield
    8. Bill Cosby
    9. Roseanne Barr
    10. Eddie Murphy
    11. Johnny Carson
    12. Jerry Seinfeld
    13. Robin Williams
    14. Bob Newhart
    15. David Letterman
    16. Ellen DeGeneres
    17. Don Rickles
    18. Jonathan Winters
    19. Bill Hicks
    20. Sam Kinison
    21. Dennis Miller
    22. Robert Klein
    23. Steven Wright
    24. Redd Foxx
    25. Bob Hope
    26. Ray Romano
    27. Jay Leno
    28. Jack Benny
    29. Milton Berle
    30. Garry Shandling
    31. George Burns
    32. Albert Brooks
    33. Andy Kaufman
    34. Buddy Hackett
    35. Phyllis Diller
    36. Jim Carrey
    37. Martin Lawrence
    38. Bill Maher
    39. Billy Crystal
    40. Mort Sahl
    41. Jon Stewart
    42. Flip Wilson
    43. Dave Chappelle
    44. Joan Rivers
    45. Richard Lewis
    46. Adam Sandler
    47. Henny Youngman
    48. Tim Allen
    49. Freddie Prinze
    50. Denis Leary
    51. Lewis Black
    52. Damon Wayans
    53. David Brenner
    54. DL Hughley
    55. Alan King
    56. Colin Quinn
    57. Richard Jeni
    58. Larry Miller
    59. Gilbert Gottfried
    60. Jeff Foxworthy
    61. Bobcat Goldthwait
    62. Eddie Griffin
    63. Jackie Mason
    64. Richard Belzer
    65. Cedrick the Enter.
    66. Shelley Berman
    67. Kevin Pollak
    68. Dave Attell
    69. Pat Cooper
    70. Wanda Sykes
    71. Red Buttons
    72. Bernie Mac
    73. Billy Connolly
    74. Paul Rodriguez
    75. Eddie Izzard
    76. Robert Schimmel
    77. Paul Reiser
    78. Sinbad
    79. Dom Irrera
    80. Bobby Slayton
    81. Dick Gregory
    82. Howie Mandel
    83. Norm MacDonald
    84. Drew Carey
    85. David Cross
    86. Jay Mohr
    87. Brett Butler
    88. Paula Poundstone
    89. Kevin James
    90. Dana Carvey
    91. Jim Breuer
    92. Louie Anderson
    93. George Wallace
    94. David Alan Grier
    95. Andrew 'Dice' Clay
    96. Joey Bishop
    97. Sandra Bernhard
    98. Louis CK
    99. Janeane Garofalo
    100. Gallagher

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I agree, but then SNL in its later years has made plenty of dubious casting decisions.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Gallagher was clever?

    When I lived in Missouri, he used to do shows there.

    I thought he was just some schmuck the local rednecks guffawed over.

    LOOK HE'S GOING TO SMASH A WATERMELLON HOLD ON TIGHT MAW

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Gallagher was clever?

    When I lived in Missouri, he used to do shows there.

    I thought he was just some schmuck the local rednecks guffawed over.

    LOOK HE'S GOING TO SMASH A WATERMELLON HOLD ON TIGHT MAW

    Some of his old specials had some clever bits, playing on words and such. But that was a looooooooong time ago.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Why the fuck is Patton Oswalt not on that list?

    Oh it came out in 2004.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Ray Romano.

    How is Ray Romano on a comedy list?

    Unless the list is "Comedians that aren't funny."

    Norm MacDonald is much funnier than 83.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Ray Romano.

    How is Ray Romano on a comedy list?

    Unless the list is "Comedians that aren't funny."

    Norm MacDonald is much funnier than 83.

    Case in point:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ucH9qC4Vy4

    "OJ Simpson refused to take a lie detector test. The reason? IT DETECTS LIES".

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Am I really gonna get Taco Bell for dinner tonight because of this thread?

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yes

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    You'll regret it after you're done eating.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    You'll regret it after you're done eating.

    I will, but I am still going to get it.

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    PeccaviPeccavi Registered User regular
    Man, I haven't had a double decker in forever. Might need to get a couple next time I go, rather than my usual 5-layer burrito and volcano taco.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Gallagher never heard of anyone on that list?

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Ray Romano.

    How is Ray Romano on a comedy list?

    Unless the list is "Comedians that aren't funny."

    Norm MacDonald is much funnier than 83.

    Case in point:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ucH9qC4Vy4

    "OJ Simpson refused to take a lie detector test. The reason? IT DETECTS LIES".

    Frank Stallone will forever be tied to Norm MacDonald in my mind.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Never leave, Keith. Never leave. Until you leave. Then leave. But come back.

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Taco Bell just posted on Facebook that the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos taco is coming March 7th. Mark your calendars for deliciousness.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Taco Bell just posted on Facebook that the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos taco is coming March 7th. Mark your calendars for deliciousness.

    @Mysst

    There's a date now.

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