do you come home exhausted after a long day of standing on your cock? Is your cock tired, sore, or developing bunions? Would you like nothing more than a gentle cock massage?
Guys, I'm hitting a really rough patch right now and I could use some encouragement. I feel like my dick mutilation is hitting a plateau and I'm afraid all my hard work isn't going to pay off with the disfigured dick of my dreams. I'm so tempted to stop.
Guys, I'm hitting a really rough patch right now and I could use some encouragement. I feel like my dick mutilation is hitting a plateau and I'm afraid all my hard work isn't going to pay off with the disfigured dick of my dreams. I'm so tempted to stop.
Isn't that the goal? A long flat protrusion sticking out from your body?
Guys, I'm hitting a really rough patch right now and I could use some encouragement. I feel like my dick mutilation is hitting a plateau and I'm afraid all my hard work isn't going to pay off with the disfigured dick of my dreams. I'm so tempted to stop.
Isn't that the goal? A long flat protrusion sticking out from your body?
Guys, I'm hitting a really rough patch right now and I could use some encouragement. I feel like my dick mutilation is hitting a plateau and I'm afraid all my hard work isn't going to pay off with the disfigured dick of my dreams. I'm so tempted to stop.
:whistle: Don't stop, the jeeelquin'!
Hold on-to that foooooreskiiiin! :whistle:
Guys, I'm hitting a really rough patch right now and I could use some encouragement. I feel like my dick mutilation is hitting a plateau and I'm afraid all my hard work isn't going to pay off with the disfigured dick of my dreams. I'm so tempted to stop.
Druhim why won't you send me a picture of your penis
Guys, I'm hitting a really rough patch right now and I could use some encouragement. I feel like my dick mutilation is hitting a plateau and I'm afraid all my hard work isn't going to pay off with the disfigured dick of my dreams. I'm so tempted to stop.
Druhim why won't you send me a picture of your penis
Because I'm ashamed of how normal it looks. It's hardly disfigured at all, despite months of jelqing.
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Guys, I'm hitting a really rough patch right now and I could use some encouragement. I feel like my dick mutilation is hitting a plateau and I'm afraid all my hard work isn't going to pay off with the disfigured dick of my dreams. I'm so tempted to stop.
Druhim why won't you send me a picture of your penis
Because I'm ashamed of how normal it looks. It's hardly disfigured at all, despite months of jelqing.
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penetrate me
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So like I'm sitting here thinking of what these men could accomplish if they like spent their time not jelqing
But then I remembered dick gains with minimal scarring and disfigurment better trade my bass in
If you're the kinda guy that feels the need to Jelq well
I don't encourage jelqing but I have trouble imagining a better use of such a person's time.
Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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wait wait
Are we talking crocs like crocodiles or crocs like those awful shoes? Because if it's the latter, let's stay on course.
Mutated from wearing Crocs slippers.
Friendship over
logging in is such a pain though
You got problems.
I just save all my browsers history.
my dirty filthy browser history.
it's important to never forget the things that you get off to
it'd be pretty awkward if you did
and would probably result in some strange experiments
So, Crocodile Hammerman.
i'd like my dick to be in as much comfort as possible and i'd also like to put various doodads on it
buy cock crocs, for your hard-working cock.
I will fucking destroy you
now jelqed it, that's a different matter
it's funny because it's true
poor form
But then I remembered dick gains with minimal scarring and disfigurment better trade my bass in
Isn't that the goal? A long flat protrusion sticking out from your body?
The true meaning of Christmas.
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:whistle: Don't stop, the jeeelquin'!
Hold on-to that foooooreskiiiin! :whistle:
Break that frenulum that binds you
Wa-psh
Rip it good.
*low, horrid moaning*
Druhim why won't you send me a picture of your penis
Because I'm ashamed of how normal it looks. It's hardly disfigured at all, despite months of jelqing.
8->
If you're the kinda guy that feels the need to Jelq well
I don't encourage jelqing but I have trouble imagining a better use of such a person's time.
With the way he acted in the opening arc I thought Geoff Johns was going to make him the leader of the justice league
That would have been interesting I think