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Horribly Mutilated Cocks

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Horribly Mutilated Clocks: A Salvador Dali thread.

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    Darth Waiter wrote: »
    I only use free-range, macrobiotic, artisanal jelqing equipment.

    Fair-trade, of course; that goes without saying.

    I prefer to use antique wooden jelqing tools as they tend to leave splinters in my dickflesh which causes additional swelling

    Awwww, yeah! Go green or go home!

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    if you had one of those swelling allergies and used it on your wang... that counts right?

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    rub you junk in peanuts and get back to us with the results

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    My penis inspired the concept of the Arcology

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    Picasso in Your Pants: 6 Easy Steps to a Larger You

    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited March 2013
    I'm not allergic to anything that I know of

    maybe I'm allergic to jelqing

    Jars on
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    FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    My penis inspired the concept of the Arcology
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    so which one's you

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    I'm #4

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Seriously wrote: »
    I'm #4

    some guys have all the luck

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    Seriously wrote: »
    I'm #4

    some guys have all the luck
    That's not luck, that's dedication.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    #1 must be a duck cock

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    Favlaud wrote: »
    Dongs Galore wrote: »
    My penis inspired the concept of the Arcology
    02j8c8gi4eqr1j36lpvw4kr.gif

    so which one's you

    #2 ofc

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This is actually my cock

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    my cock, too, is a pylon conduit for necrotic death bots

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    SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Yo dick is a ziggaraut?

    Man that is fucked up

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    my dick is 9 vendetta gunships.

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    my dick is also swill's dick and vice versa

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Two men, sharing one dick...

    In this year's Hit Comedy from the director of TED.

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Yo dick is a ziggaraut?

    Man that is fucked up

    be my priestess

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    the high priest ascends my dick

    adorned with the finest hides and furs, he carries in both hands the ceremonial knife

    awaiting him at the uppermost altar are two tribesmen and their captive. Those who have already returned from the hunt and those who can not hunt stand in silence at the base and watch.

    Muttering prayers of the ritual, the priest slowly draws the knife skyward before thrusting it down into the chest of the captured white man



    the harvest will be bountiful.

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    glithertglithert Registered User regular
    Guess what I found today

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    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    my severed dick in an ashtray

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    you're pretty kinky eh ross

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    jelq master flex

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    WhytherWhyther Registered User regular
    I am my dick and it is me

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    Binary SquidBinary Squid We all make choices Registered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    This is actually my cock.

    It disappears if you lose too many robots?

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    glithert wrote: »
    Guess what I found today

    Your dads old jelqing photobook

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    nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    The Cow King wrote: »
    glithert wrote: »
    Guess what I found today

    Your dads old jelqing photobook

    oh my...
    my cock was barely deformed at all back then
    you can barely make out the teeth marks

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    you guys must have grown up on a farm cause you really know how to raise a cock.

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    i feel gross and ashamed now. i apologize to you all, and wish you all a happy future with no more gross jokes.

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    Reginald wrote: »
    i feel gross and ashamed now. i apologize to you all, and wish you all a happy future with no more gross jokes.

    You disgust me

    almost makes me feel too sick to scar my dick for the sake of a few inches

    listening to your crass jokes

    sickening

    Capital is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if Labor had not first existed. Labor is superior to capital, and deserves much the higher consideration. - Lincoln
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    the ultimate jelqing technique

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=7xkj4XqaynU

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    sorry i just can't get enough of that video

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    what was that bird even expecting

    I can't get over that bird

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Druhim wrote: »
    This is actually my cock

    146457_md-LED,%20Lighted,%20Monolith,%20Necrons,%20Warhammer%2040,000.jpg

    Ancient, unknowable, and endlessly destructive?

    story checks out

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited March 2013
    just took delivery of my new jelqing rig

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ensdkdwzc4

    with its help my dick is now the approximate dimensions of a guitar string

    Tossrock on
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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    where's the muffin monster when you need one

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Oh the dick thread is back. Hello dick thread!

    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    It was always here, in the shadows....waiting......
    come on, you didn't think I'd really post a dick pic

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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