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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i liked the ME3 ending

    and i especially liked that it generated so many nerd tears

    it was a win-win

    What color were your sparks

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    Geth eliminate double post bug

    Senjutsu on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    New Superman movie

    Will it suck? Rock? Miss the mark? Triumph?

    I'm hearing positive things, but growing up watching Chris Reeve be awesome leaves big boots, know what I'm saying?

    I have high hopes and think Zach Snyder is pretty good in general. The 300 was stupid because The 300 is a stupid story. Superman can be a great story.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I think the new Superman will be cool. It seems like it's going to be more thinky than the other one.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    The Prometheus was a cool fucking ship though. The visual design and cinematography was pretty good.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    New Superman movie

    Will it suck? Rock? Miss the mark? Triumph?

    I'm hearing positive things, but growing up watching Chris Reeve be awesome leaves big boots, know what I'm saying?

    Gonna suck terribly

    Zach Snyder couldn't direct traffic

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    New Superman movie

    Will it suck? Rock? Miss the mark? Triumph?

    I'm hearing positive things, but growing up watching Chris Reeve be awesome leaves big boots, know what I'm saying?

    I have high hopes and think Zach Snyder is pretty good in general. The 300 was stupid because The 300 is a stupid story. Superman can be a great story.

    How'd you feel about Watchmen?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Hey actually, I really want some more alien archaeology. Any well written sci-fi novels that are like that? The Martian stuff was my favorite part of the Takeshi Kovacs series, for example.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    to be fair, we don't know what the robot said to the alien engineer. possibly it was something self-serving that convinced the engineer that humans (and their robots) were shit.

    i think it was just like a rat going up to an exterminator and saying 'hey you're awesome lets hang out'

    and the exterminator gasses the rat because it's an exterminator

    a rat that one of your dudes died to create?

    I guess I don't really go in for these kind of analogies anyway. if rats could talk to us in our language, I'd be super curious to hear what they had to say, at least for a while. and if the rat looked basically just like me but smaller?

    but mainly I just found the entire scene a massive cop-out. the movie had invited me to consider certain questions and then went NOPE IT'S ALIEN SMASH TIME

    I liked that about it. the aliens just don't give a shit about humans, they're pests to be eradicated. i thought that was a good twist on what was a deluded plan by a dying dude. like they've been wandering around a death factory the whole movie and it's a surprise they aren't going to reveal the secret of fire to the ants

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i liked the ME3 ending

    and i especially liked that it generated so many nerd tears

    it was a win-win

    Ive been watching Big Bang Theory with the wife for the last 2 hours

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu

    get out of here

    you are bad

    Everybody, Senjutsu didn't enjoy the Watchmen movie, shun him.

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=_DXqiSJ_Psg&NR=1

    Ahahahaha

    Will you have to watch this one. You will be so offended.

    such shit

    i wouldn't feed it to my dog

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Senjutsu

    get out of here

    you are bad

    Everybody, Senjutsu didn't enjoy the Watchmen movie, shun him.

    It sucked dude

    It was a legitimately bad film qua film

    He gets the most wooden, execrable performances out of people and adds slow mo for Teh Drama

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    i liked the ME3 ending

    and i especially liked that it generated so many nerd tears

    it was a win-win

    What color were your sparks

    i think i did blue the first time through

    but then played it through a couple more times.

    i did it all, sent

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    to be fair, we don't know what the robot said to the alien engineer. possibly it was something self-serving that convinced the engineer that humans (and their robots) were shit.

    i think it was just like a rat going up to an exterminator and saying 'hey you're awesome lets hang out'

    and the exterminator gasses the rat because it's an exterminator

    a rat that one of your dudes died to create?

    I guess I don't really go in for these kind of analogies anyway. if rats could talk to us in our language, I'd be super curious to hear what they had to say, at least for a while. and if the rat looked basically just like me but smaller?

    but mainly I just found the entire scene a massive cop-out. the movie had invited me to consider certain questions and then went NOPE IT'S ALIEN SMASH TIME

    I liked that about it. the aliens just don't give a shit about humans, they're pests to be eradicated. i thought that was a good twist on what was a deluded plan by a dying dude. like they've been wandering around a death factory the whole movie and it's a surprise they aren't going to reveal the secret of fire to the ants
    I thought it was unbelievably stupid of them to just walk into that room and revive the engineer. The old guy is supposed to be real fucking smart, isn't he? And David too! I know maybe they didn't anticipate the engineer's hostility but who brings their VIP to the first meeting of an alien being.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Senjutsu

    get out of here

    you are bad

    Everybody, Senjutsu didn't enjoy the Watchmen movie, shun him.

    It sucked dude

    It was a legitimately bad film qua film

    He gets the most wooden, execrable performances out of people and adds slow mo for Teh Drama

    Name ONE film with more blue dick.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    New Superman movie

    Will it suck? Rock? Miss the mark? Triumph?

    I'm hearing positive things, but growing up watching Chris Reeve be awesome leaves big boots, know what I'm saying?

    I have high hopes and think Zach Snyder is pretty good in general. The 300 was stupid because The 300 is a stupid story. Superman can be a great story.

    How'd you feel about Watchmen?

    I will watch anything Zack Snyder puts out at least once because his stuff is visual sugar. I own 300, but haven't watched it in a while because, yeah, it's not the greatest, but it's visually amazing.

    I need to watch Sucker Punch and Legend of the Guardians again. I've only seen them once each.

    Watchmen was pretty good until the end.
    Watchmen had a great memorable line. "I'm not stuck in here with you! You're all stuck in here with me!"

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    New Superman movie

    Will it suck? Rock? Miss the mark? Triumph?

    I'm hearing positive things, but growing up watching Chris Reeve be awesome leaves big boots, know what I'm saying?

    I have high hopes and think Zach Snyder is pretty good in general. The 300 was stupid because The 300 is a stupid story. Superman can be a great story.

    How'd you feel about Watchmen?

    I liked it. Watchmen was a tough adaptation and I couldn't imagine it being much better on screen than it turned out. Really the weakest part was probably Malin Ackerman (she was p bad).

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited February 2013
    SS2

    7.5 hours in, and I've just finished with the
    Rickenbacker.

    Game is shorter than I remember. Of course, knowing where to go is a massive time-saver, even though I didn't sequence break this time.

    Tamin on
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    I even liked Sucker Punch

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    not only was it blue

    but it was huge and uncircumcised

    such detail. man it was someone's job to convincingly 3-d animate a meaty glans covered in foreskin

    Casual Eddy on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey actually, I really want some more alien archaeology. Any well written sci-fi novels that are like that? The Martian stuff was my favorite part of the Takeshi Kovacs series, for example.

    Um, Hyperion, but you've read that, right?

    Rogue Moon by Algis Budrys. We discover an alien pyramid on the dark side of the moon full of amazing technology. The problem is the inside is a crazy maze full of deathtraps. So they send this daredevil stuntman into it with a teleporter machine that clones him and sends the memories of the clone back to the original - so it's like a video game, he explores this ancient structure with his extra lives.

    I will think of more, give me a minute.

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    AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    The Watchmen is all right. As was Dawn of the Dead. I'm willing to give Superman a shot, the trailers have been hitting the rights notes at any rate.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Senjutsu

    get out of here

    you are bad

    Everybody, Senjutsu didn't enjoy the Watchmen movie, shun him.

    It sucked dude

    It was a legitimately bad film qua film

    He gets the most wooden, execrable performances out of people and adds slow mo for Teh Drama

    Name ONE film with more blue dick.

    This Aladdin porn parody

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey actually, I really want some more alien archaeology. Any well written sci-fi novels that are like that? The Martian stuff was my favorite part of the Takeshi Kovacs series, for example.

    Um, Hyperion, but you've read that, right?

    Rogue Moon by Algis Budrys. We discover an alien pyramid on the dark side of the moon full of amazing technology. The problem is the inside is a crazy maze full of deathtraps. So they send this daredevil stuntman into it with a teleporter machine that clones him and sends the memories of the clone back to the original - so it's like a video game, he explores this ancient structure with his extra lives.

    I will think of more, give me a minute.

    Rogue Moon sounds like a good movie, but I don't want to read a book like that! Something serious!

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    not only was it blue

    but it was huge and uncircumcised

    such detail. man it was someone's job to convincingly 3-d animate a meaty glans covered in foreskin

    presumably that's the easier task, no?

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    big blue dog dick is maybe my favorite genre of movie

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    donkey kong what did you think of the books I sent you

    I haven't read alif but I want to

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    fleshly shaven balls oh yes

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Watchmen was fucking awful

    I liked their change to the ending

    That is it

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2013
    just got home to see this my son passed out at the dinner table waiting for dinner, well that was earlier I just seen the picture in the facebooks

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    bloodyroarxx on
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    fleshly shaven balls oh yes

    D :

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey actually, I really want some more alien archaeology. Any well written sci-fi novels that are like that? The Martian stuff was my favorite part of the Takeshi Kovacs series, for example.

    Um, Hyperion, but you've read that, right?

    Rogue Moon by Algis Budrys. We discover an alien pyramid on the dark side of the moon full of amazing technology. The problem is the inside is a crazy maze full of deathtraps. So they send this daredevil stuntman into it with a teleporter machine that clones him and sends the memories of the clone back to the original - so it's like a video game, he explores this ancient structure with his extra lives.

    I will think of more, give me a minute.

    Rogue Moon sounds like a good movie, but I don't want to read a book like that! Something serious!

    Rendevous With Rama is classic Clarke

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Hey actually, I really want some more alien archaeology. Any well written sci-fi novels that are like that? The Martian stuff was my favorite part of the Takeshi Kovacs series, for example.

    Um, Hyperion, but you've read that, right?

    Rogue Moon by Algis Budrys. We discover an alien pyramid on the dark side of the moon full of amazing technology. The problem is the inside is a crazy maze full of deathtraps. So they send this daredevil stuntman into it with a teleporter machine that clones him and sends the memories of the clone back to the original - so it's like a video game, he explores this ancient structure with his extra lives.

    I will think of more, give me a minute.

    Rendevous with Rama

    Just the first one

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    *has a series of small heart attacks*

    *in the best way possible*

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Watchmen was fucking awful

    I liked their change to the ending

    That is it

    we agree about the ending. it was a necessary change IMO, and excising the whole island of artists/ doomed freighter subplot was also the right move.

    i liked the rest of it, though, so i guess we part company on this on in general.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Fall of Hyperion has easily my favorite plot twist and ending of any story. Usually with a story with a twist that isn't at the very end, you're pissed off and the thing just drags until the credits roll and put it out of its mystery. FoH it's more like "holy shit, that makes so much more sense and what the fuck are they going to do now!"

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    o i ended up eating veal brain the other day

    it was not to my taste - flavorless and with an offputting soft texture. a lot like firm tofu.

    i think i'll go back to avoiding brain.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Fall of Hyperion has easily my favorite plot twist and ending of any story. Usually with a story with a twist that isn't at the very end, you're pissed off and the thing just drags until the credits roll and put it out of its mystery. FoH it's more like "holy shit, that makes so much more sense and what the fuck are they going to do now!"

    They are an excellent pair of books

    He's really lost the plot over the years though

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