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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    "Deaf god, she's wearing steam-punk goggles!" D:

    -My reaction to a OKC image moments ago

  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    The impression I'm getting of Sandra Lee is she is every mom in America.

    If everyone is white, middle class, from Connecticut, and has schizophrenia in their family

    That's America.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Kwanzaa is a celebration of buttholes

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    It's like a crash course in how to make an overdecorated cake that is not only ugly, but unappetizing.

    it's a butthole cake

    for kwanzaa

    No, this one I posted is her green noel cake.

    It is significantly less objectionable than the kwanzaa cake, but it also takes like 50 times longer to make and is not really much more appealing.

    I have watched her recipes like twice on tv. They're always something like:

    Sandra Lee's Famous Devils Food Cake

    Step 1: Go to the supermarket and buy a devil's food cake
    Step 2: cover it in chocolate chips
    Step 3: don't forget the kool whip!

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    Regina Fong
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    to be fair, we don't know what the robot said to the alien engineer. possibly it was something self-serving that convinced the engineer that humans (and their robots) were shit.

    i think it was just like a rat going up to an exterminator and saying 'hey you're awesome lets hang out'

    and the exterminator gasses the rat because it's an exterminator

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    to be fair, we don't know what the robot said to the alien engineer. possibly it was something self-serving that convinced the engineer that humans (and their robots) were shit.

    Yeah, I think the potential problem is we don't really know why
    the engineers wanted to kill us and try again. But we do know that they want us gone, so the engineer trying to kill all of the folks makes sense!

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Ok, but here's the thing about Sandra Lee:

    I'd hit it

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    kosh u r the worst :(

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Is there a way to make PowerDVD play DVDs back with better upscaling? Hell, even no scaling would look better than the artifacting that is present in whatever it does. I've played with the TrueTheater settings and there's all kinds of junk around the black lines in animated shows (Specifically, I'm watching Avatar: The Last Airbender).

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Sandra Lee's Down-home Fruit Salad

    Step 1: Buy two large cans of fruit cocktail
    Step 2: empty both into a large bowl
    Step 3: pick out the cherries. No one likes those.

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    Casual EddySenjutsuRear Admiral Choco
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    wtf how is this guy not tom hardy

    Logan+Marshall-Green+Marisa+Tomei+dating+c-DHdaQkh89l.jpg

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
    Dark Raven X
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh, the Red Letter Media thing isn't a Plinkett review! Fuck it, nevermind.

    Half in the Bag is good.

    All the film smarts of Plinkett without the weird murder plots.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Ok, but here's the thing about Sandra Lee:

    I'd hit it
    She does have kind of a your friend's mom is a hot milf thing going on

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
    JacobkoshRegina FongRear Admiral Choco
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    The crew were pretty dumb, though, I agree. They are the reason why it's so middling. The movie seems kind of pointless and I think I would have rather seen
    what happens after they leave and go to an engineer homeworld rather than have to deal with fucking xenomorphs again.

    So It Goes
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    tom hardy called he wanted the fact that you are him back

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    what's bad about this exactly

    It's just ridiculous that you have this race of genetically engineered supermen who created all this incredible technology, such a potentially interesting story to tell, and they're just used as crazy boogeymen with no sense of self-preservation. The movie just seems to have no interest in telling a meaningful story. It's all organic hallways and bugs killing people. That was the ultimate expression of it.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh, the Red Letter Media thing isn't a Plinkett review! Fuck it, nevermind.

    Half in the Bag is good.

    All the film smarts of Plinkett without the weird murder plots.

    The ones I found were like 4 minutes long. I want fucking two hour long fuck fests!

    Rear Admiral Choco
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    next engineer horror movie better be dead space

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Engineers are cooler than Xenomorphs

    fuck xenomorphs, they're just BDSM freaks

  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    to be fair, we don't know what the robot said to the alien engineer. possibly it was something self-serving that convinced the engineer that humans (and their robots) were shit.

    Yeah, I think the potential problem is we don't really know why
    the engineers wanted to kill us and try again. But we do know that they want us gone, so the engineer trying to kill all of the folks makes sense!

    So if you listen to the timing, the engineers decide they want to give up on humans and start over right around year 30 AD.
    the implication, apparently is that Jesus was an engineer emissary and when humans crucified him the aliens decided we weren't worth keeping around. but then they fucked up when getting their attack ships ready and the Aliens got out. it sounds pretty stupid but apparently it's basically what Ridley Scott intended

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    what's bad about this exactly

    It's just ridiculous that you have this race of genetically engineered supermen who created all this incredible technology, such a potentially interesting story to tell, and they're just used as crazy boogeymen with no sense of self-preservation. The movie just seems to have no interest in telling a meaningful story. It's all organic hallways and bugs killing people. That was the ultimate expression of it.

    Oh, I agree with this then.

    I thought you were like, "it makes no sense for the engineers to be doing this!"

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    to be fair, we don't know what the robot said to the alien engineer. possibly it was something self-serving that convinced the engineer that humans (and their robots) were shit.

    Yeah, I think the potential problem is we don't really know why
    the engineers wanted to kill us and try again. But we do know that they want us gone, so the engineer trying to kill all of the folks makes sense!

    So if you listen to the timing, the engineers decide they want to give up on humans and start over right around year 30 AD.
    the implication, apparently is that Jesus was an engineer emissary and when humans crucified him the aliens decided we weren't worth keeping around. but then they fucked up when getting their attack ships ready and the Aliens got out. it sounds pretty stupid but apparently it's basically what Ridley Scott intended

    dang i didn't get any of that but I think I was playing LoL as it was going on in the background

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Ok, but here's the thing about Sandra Lee:

    I'd hit it

    with a shovel

    out of mercy

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Are you guys still talking about Prometheus?

    It wasn't that good! No need to discuss it for two days!

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Are you guys still talking about Prometheus?

    It wasn't that good! No need to discuss it for two days!

    what about the ME3 ending

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Are you guys still talking about Prometheus?

    It wasn't that good! No need to discuss it for two days!

    I finally just watched it!

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh, the Red Letter Media thing isn't a Plinkett review! Fuck it, nevermind.

    Half in the Bag is good.

    All the film smarts of Plinkett without the weird murder plots.

    The ones I found were like 4 minutes long. I want fucking two hour long fuck fests!

    http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-prometheus/

    Teh full review, rather than the Questions video, which is the four minuter.

    Lh96QHG.png
  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh, the Red Letter Media thing isn't a Plinkett review! Fuck it, nevermind.

    Half in the Bag is good.

    All the film smarts of Plinkett without the weird murder plots.

    The ones I found were like 4 minutes long. I want fucking two hour long fuck fests!

    http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-prometheus/

    Teh full review, rather than the Questions video, which is the four minuter.

    Ohhh, thanks!

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Are you guys still talking about Prometheus?

    It wasn't that good! No need to discuss it for two days!

    I finally just watched it!

    n8IZOMNIXIX1P.png

    Suksus plz.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong My lit AF posts will leave you shook Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    what's bad about this exactly

    It's just ridiculous that you have this race of genetically engineered supermen who created all this incredible technology, such a potentially interesting story to tell, and they're just used as crazy boogeymen with no sense of self-preservation. The movie just seems to have no interest in telling a meaningful story. It's all organic hallways and bugs killing people. That was the ultimate expression of it.

    Oh, I agree with this then.

    I thought you were like, "it makes no sense for the engineers to be doing this!"

    If they're exterminators, they're exterminators, that's totally cool. It's just we never really get to explore that in any depth and their extermination techniques are dumber than that scene where Noomi Rapace runs directly along the path of the rolling space ship.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Oh, the Red Letter Media thing isn't a Plinkett review! Fuck it, nevermind.

    Half in the Bag is good.

    All the film smarts of Plinkett without the weird murder plots.

    But the weird murder plots are half the fun!

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Are you guys still talking about Prometheus?

    It wasn't that good! No need to discuss it for two days!

    what about the ME3 ending

    It weren't too good I reckon

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Are you guys still talking about Prometheus?

    It wasn't that good! No need to discuss it for two days!

    what about the ME3 ending

    I still haven't played ME3.

  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    New Superman movie

    Will it suck? Rock? Miss the mark? Triumph?

    I'm hearing positive things, but growing up watching Chris Reeve be awesome leaves big boots, know what I'm saying?

  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    to be fair, we don't know what the robot said to the alien engineer. possibly it was something self-serving that convinced the engineer that humans (and their robots) were shit.

    Yeah, I think the potential problem is we don't really know why
    the engineers wanted to kill us and try again. But we do know that they want us gone, so the engineer trying to kill all of the folks makes sense!

    So if you listen to the timing, the engineers decide they want to give up on humans and start over right around year 30 AD.
    the implication, apparently is that Jesus was an engineer emissary and when humans crucified him the aliens decided we weren't worth keeping around. but then they fucked up when getting their attack ships ready and the Aliens got out. it sounds pretty stupid but apparently it's basically what Ridley Scott intended

    That is the dumbest thing.

    But it's no dumber than Predalien mouth raping townies or whatever the fuck Alien 4 is supposed to be.

    So kind of a lateral move for the series.

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    Geth
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    i liked the ME3 ending

    and i especially liked that it generated so many nerd tears

    it was a win-win

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    what's bad about this exactly

    It's just ridiculous that you have this race of genetically engineered supermen who created all this incredible technology, such a potentially interesting story to tell, and they're just used as crazy boogeymen with no sense of self-preservation. The movie just seems to have no interest in telling a meaningful story. It's all organic hallways and bugs killing people. That was the ultimate expression of it.

    Oh, I agree with this then.

    I thought you were like, "it makes no sense for the engineers to be doing this!"

    If they're exterminators, they're exterminators, that's totally cool. It's just we never really get to explore that in any depth and their extermination techniques are dumber than that scene where Noomi Rapace runs directly along the path of the rolling space ship.

    Haha yeah.

    That was pretty cliche.

    I agree it didn't live up to its potential but I don't think it's horrible and I don't hate it. I loved Michael Fassbender and Charlize Theron.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Where is DK. I want him to say what he hated most about Prometheus

    The entire movie. But I think what neatly summarizes it for me is the scene where they make it into the final chamber and they meet the engineer, and they're all so beaten down and sad. And the robit goes up to mr universe in grey body paint and talks to him in his own language: "Please mister alien, tell us what in the fuck is happening. Why did you do any of this? How rad are your people? Give us something."

    GGWWWWAAAAAARRR!! ALIEN SMASH!!!

    to be fair, we don't know what the robot said to the alien engineer. possibly it was something self-serving that convinced the engineer that humans (and their robots) were shit.

    i think it was just like a rat going up to an exterminator and saying 'hey you're awesome lets hang out'

    and the exterminator gasses the rat because it's an exterminator

    a rat that one of your dudes died to create?

    I guess I don't really go in for these kind of analogies anyway. if rats could talk to us in our language, I'd be super curious to hear what they had to say, at least for a while. and if the rat looked basically just like me but smaller?

    but mainly I just found the entire scene a massive cop-out. the movie had invited me to consider certain questions and then went NOPE IT'S ALIEN SMASH TIME

    So It Goes
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