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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Yeah it was bug-boy was the answer but I have no idea how to play this game

    Sigh I really wanted to get a bed with my tax return but alas 40k's siren call

  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    I had a friend over on Saturday and we had a 40K assembly and priming party. It was good times. He was working on a squad of Grey Knights and I finished assembly on a Tyranid Warrior squad and glued heads on my Termagant brood.

    Primed them all white. I had forgotten how hard white is to prime with. It dries slower and takes more effort to coat than black. I was envious of my friend who did his Grey Knights up in black.

    I painted one test unit and was fairly happy with the results. I used a pink for his exposed flesh and didn't care much for how bright it was so I need to try a different color. I was looking in the Tyranid codex and saw a unit with blue on his flesh. Since I'm going for a dark blue carapace, that might work well. I'll recolor the pink to a regal blue tonight I think.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Lucascraft has been kidnapped by Dr_Keenbean and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I oversaw the virtual table
    An ARCHIVIST and a HOST
    I kept the CHAOS stable
    for a very many post
    Which forumer am I?

  • Halos Nach TariffHalos Nach Tariff Can you blame me? I'm too famous.Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Regal blue works pretty well for Nid fleshy bits, it's what I use.
    Although in my case it's more of a spot colour in between all the dull greens and browns.

    But I like to think it looks alright, just mix it with some Kommando Khaki for highlighting and it does the trick.
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    Halos Nach Tariff on
  • NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    What the hell has happened to this place.....

    The following people are amazing and I love them: Wildcat, Timspork, Kias, Denada, susan, Sharp101, [GHSC]Ryctor, Matev, Matrias, ItBurns, Slapnuts, Dayspring, see317, and the unknown poster that sent me a box of Death Company! <3 If you get them as Santees you should buy them amazing things!
  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Nax has been kidnapped by Halos Nach Tariff and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    A nickname would be Khool
    Which forumer am I?

  • ElderCatElderCat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2013
    It's a GAME, Nax! A forum game!
    Edit: HAHA I guess you figured out what was going on REAL FAST!

    ElderCat on
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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    J has been rescued by Spam.

  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    Regal blue works pretty well for Nid fleshy bits, it's what I use.
    Although in my case it's more of a spot colour in between all the dull greens and browns.

    But I like to think it looks alright, just mix it with some Kommando Khaki for highlighting and it does the trick.
    DSCF1071.jpg

    I'll post a picture tonight. I watched a video showing how to do a feathering technique on the carapace. I was really happy with my 3 layers of blue on the carapace.

    I started with a dark blue (almost black) followed by McCragge, followed by Regal Blue.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    TheLawinator has been kidnapped by ElderCat and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    Strong as an ox? You got the wrong ANIMAL.
    My nom deplume ain’t a MAMMAL.
    If HEAVY LIFTING won’t fix what ails ya
    For TWENTY BUCKS I might erase ya!
    Which forumer am I?

  • Sharp101Sharp101 TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Hide your kids, hide your wife...

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  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    DocSamson has been kidnapped by Sharp101 and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    I oversaw the virtual table
    An ARCHIVIST and a HOST
    I kept the CHAOS stable
    for a very many post
    Which forumer am I?

  • DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    haha, that mask suits your av Sharp

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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    I don't want a mask, and I don't want to be kidnapped. This is going to be the worst week.

    Cannonesses can't jump pack anymore. That was my first thought, since that'd also let me keep some of the other neat stuff in my full list (the 500 pt list was Celestine, and two sisters squads in Repressors), but that was a no go, and I hadn't brought Celestine out to play that much since the update.

    Re: Celestine - if you can keep her away from 2+ saves, and powerfists/ID, yeah, she's a machine. Especially with I7 and Hit&Run, even if you manage to run her down with a dread, or terminators, she can probably flit away, and her number of attacks plus always wounds on a 4+ power sword makes her vicious in challenges. In a bigger game though, I think she'd be a lot less OP, because T3 makes her very squishy, even though she gets better from being dead. Her first charge of the game and she got insta-gibbed on overwatch. In a higher point game with more S6+ weapons, it's much easier to put her down again when she gets back up.

  • DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    Do you get kill points every time she goes down?

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  • tzeentchlingtzeentchling Doctor of Rocks OaklandRegistered User regular
    I don't want a mask, and I don't want to be kidnapped. This is going to be the worst week.

    Cannonesses can't jump pack anymore. That was my first thought, since that'd also let me keep some of the other neat stuff in my full list (the 500 pt list was Celestine, and two sisters squads in Repressors), but that was a no go, and I hadn't brought Celestine out to play that much since the update.

    Re: Celestine - if you can keep her away from 2+ saves, and powerfists/ID, yeah, she's a machine. Especially with I7 and Hit&Run, even if you manage to run her down with a dread, or terminators, she can probably flit away, and her number of attacks plus always wounds on a 4+ power sword makes her vicious in challenges. In a bigger game though, I think she'd be a lot less OP, because T3 makes her very squishy, even though she gets better from being dead. Her first charge of the game and she got insta-gibbed on overwatch. In a higher point game with more S6+ weapons, it's much easier to put her down again when she gets back up.

    Really, only if the powerfists/axes also have 2+ saves, otherwise she challenges and kills them first, then laughs. The fact that you have to reinvest in killing her turn after turn is what makes her semi-broken, since she essentially creates a no-go zone for a lot of squads - if she comes back to life, she will murder them.

  • GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    Gabriel_Pitt has been kidnapped by Dr_Keenbean and is being held for ransom! Solve the riddle to set em' free, or I'll hand em' over to Clamps!

    You might say I was a CALAMITY
    With extra schooling for notoriety
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  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    ElderCat wrote: »
    It's a GAME, Nax! A forum game!
    Edit: HAHA I guess you figured out what was going on REAL FAST!

    I don't understand the rules of this game. It's says in my notifications that I have Stockholm Syndrome. Thanks guys for coming to my rescue. You proletariat pig-dogs. Viva la revolucion!

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  • ExtreaminatusExtreaminatus Go forth and amplify, the Noise Marines are here!Registered User regular
    Aw. Now I'm sad that ZH saved me.

  • NaxNax For Sanguinius! Registered User regular
    ElderCat wrote: »
    It's a GAME, Nax! A forum game!
    Edit: HAHA I guess you figured out what was going on REAL FAST!

    Its dumb as hell, is what it is. Everytime I come back from being away this place is less and less what it used to be.

    #oldtimeynax

    The following people are amazing and I love them: Wildcat, Timspork, Kias, Denada, susan, Sharp101, [GHSC]Ryctor, Matev, Matrias, ItBurns, Slapnuts, Dayspring, see317, and the unknown poster that sent me a box of Death Company! <3 If you get them as Santees you should buy them amazing things!
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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt Stepped in it Registered User regular
    Damn it, Keenbean! Why you gotta be like that?!
    Dayspring wrote: »
    Do you get kill points every time she goes down?

    No, because when she comes back, she doesn't meet the qualifications of being a dead unit anymore. She needs to be dead when the game ends to give up KP and Warlord points.

    I did however agree that her plasma obliteration met the qualifications for her to give up First Blood,' even if she did get better later on.

    Of course the flip side to all of that was without Celestine, it would've been a pretty hopeless game. The only special weapons split between the two soritas squads were a melta, multi-melta, combi-melta, flamer, and heavy flamer, plus the two heavy flamers on the Repressors. So against the sisters, the two squads of cultists were barely speed bumps, but they lacked the firepower to be able to tackle both the Chosen and the Hellbrute, and when the Chosen caught the flamer squad, the sisters got mulched pretty thoroughly.

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    I just picked up the March and April issues of Wd, and I am psyched for both Chaos and Tau. I'd probably actually buy the Chaos stuff at some point, but both look pretty neat, and I'll probably get the various codeci at some point also. I was rethinking my original position on collecting a Tzeentch-themed Chaos horde, so I could include various demons of different gods, but that Burning Chariot is sex on fire. I would never be able to do it justice with my current skill level, especially as it's stagnating right now, but maybe one day. I also like the bird-like and half-moon faces coming back for Tzeentch.

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  • skarsolskarsol Registered User regular
    Burning Chariot just seems like it's going to die a horrible horrible death any time it's put on the table. :(

    why are you smelling it?
  • ChrysisChrysis Registered User regular
    skarsol wrote: »
    Burning Chariot just seems like it's going to die a horrible horrible death any time it's put on the table. :(

    It's also pretty useless. Heavy weapons on a passenger in an open-topped transport means it effectively has to stand still to fire. One is Heavy 3, so he could snap-shot that if the Chariot moves, but the other is a template weapon so no snap-shots allowed.

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  • Halos Nach TariffHalos Nach Tariff Can you blame me? I'm too famous.Registered User regular
    I'm hoping it gets FAQd to be allowed to move and fire, but yeah, as it stands pretty ineffective.

  • DayspringDayspring the Phoenician Registered User regular
    Chariots are dumb

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  • El MuchoEl Mucho Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    Vanguard wrote: »
    So I have some extra hobby money this month and I'm considering starting a new army. Aside from Tau, which look rad as all get out, one of the armies I'm considering is Necrons.

    Thing is, I want to run all Immortals for my troops, but that shit is expensive. Would it be difficult to convert Warriors into Immortals (and Deathmarks)? I would gladly throw down on two boxes of Immortals and a box of Warriors if it meant I got 20 immortals out of that.

    I did this with the leftovers of 2 boxes of deathmarks and a box of warriors. You will need to purchase some extra spine bitz (I used Spikey bitz and for like $10 I got ten spines from the immortal/deathmark sprues) but that was all I needed. I used the immortal back torso with warrior front torso and warrior legs.

    I think I have some pictures I can post if you want to see the end result.

    Edit: Crappy iPhone pics.
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  • El MuchoEl Mucho Registered User regular
    Yeah. There is some pinning that needed to happen and lots of scraping/filing to get the warrior torso to fit with the immortal back but that's the bulk of the work.

    The shoulders aren't as big as regular immortals and the legs are skinnier but I feel like it's a good trade off for the money you can save :)

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  • El MuchoEl Mucho Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    It was a little tricky. My process was connecting the right arm and gun tubes together first and then kind of just sliding the left arm into the armpit and onto the left hand on the gun. I did need to pin the first couple until I got things kind of figured out.

    Also, when I connected the arm to the torso I scraped out a little indent to create a bit of a socket for the arm.

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  • El MuchoEl Mucho Registered User regular
    edited April 2013
    About 525 pts.

    Yeah it's still expensive. I only did 10 models I think it cost me about $100 (CAD) to do 10 immortals and 10 Deathmarks which is considerably better than $180.

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  • El MuchoEl Mucho Registered User regular
    Immortal heads, but there should be heads leftover from the immortals/deathmarks sprues. I had two boxes of deathmarks so I had 10 immortal heads, backs and sets of guns. Then I bought a box of warriors and used the front torso and legs from the warriors

    I recommend at least 10 deathmarks if you are going to play Necrons anyway. They are a very useful unit.

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  • Ken OKen O Registered User regular
    Nax, my entire work schedule is up in the air right now. Hopefully it will be figured out this week. If I'm not working during your BBQ/40K day I'll totally drive down again. I had a blast throwing dice with you and Altmann.

    On an unrelated note it looks like I'm now co-running the Blood Bowl Spring Training League with my local shop's on call manager. It starts at the end of the month.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    I always found Tomb Blades to be kinda finnicky for me, personally. But if you can find a way to make them work, you're my hero.

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