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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    if fries were meant to be eaten like that they would be considered an appetizer
    the whole point of a SIDE dish is to be eaten simultaneously

    This is America and an American is free to eat his or her freedom fries as they please.

    emnmnme this isn't nam, this is fries. there are rules

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Harry Dresden wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    motherfucker once again its past midnight and im not in bed

    what the fuck is wrong with me

    You don't masturbate enough.

    What do you prescribe, doctor?

    Fleshlight.

    Sorry, there's no generic version we can prescribe.

    not while i still have this last shred of dignity mim

    Dignity? What's that?

    that thing i have while i'm not fucking a latex vagina

    Eh, I'm not convinced furiously stroking your dick with your hands is any more dignified

    It is if you wear a tophat

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    The passive voice is most often used to bullshit and claim authority when there is none.

    It is known.

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASYE8bQsKOc

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    The passive voice is most often used to bullshit and claim authority when there is none.

    It is known.

    BY WHO?!?!!?!?!??!

    Oh I sea what you did thair.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'll do those things.

    I was expecting a reply along the lines of "I would do anything for Mim, but I won't do that"

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Harry Dresden wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Mim wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    motherfucker once again its past midnight and im not in bed

    what the fuck is wrong with me

    You don't masturbate enough.

    What do you prescribe, doctor?

    Fleshlight.

    Sorry, there's no generic version we can prescribe.

    not while i still have this last shred of dignity mim

    Dignity? What's that?

    that thing i have while i'm not fucking a latex vagina

    Eh, I'm not convinced furiously stroking your dick with your hands is any more dignified

    It is if you wear a tophat

    Do they make condoms that look like top hats and/or tuxedos?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Open burger
    Place fries in burger

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Every time I see someone else with a Rainbow Dash avatar, there is a brief moment where I feel the need to fight them to assert dominance.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Open burger
    Place fries in burger

    You are a bad person who does bad things and you should feel bad.

    l5sruu1fyatf.jpg

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    OMG hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggnnnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    The passive voice is most often used to bullshit and claim authority when there is none.

    It is known.

    let me passively give voice to

    MY FARTS!!!!!

    wait wat

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Every time I see someone else with a Rainbow Dash avatar, there is a brief moment where I feel the need to fight them to assert dominance.

    I'll get the jello pit prepped

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    I would marry this woman and take her out to the most lavish dinners just to hear her ask the waiter for ketchup to go on her steak.

    The finest caviar ... dipped in Heinz mustard.
    The most expensive champagne ... poured into a Burger King cup filled with ice.

    i just want to keep telling you guys these things

    but i'm not sure if anyone else is as mesmerized as I am.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    CAPCOM: WHERE IS MY FUCKING MILES EDGEWORTH INVESTIGATIONS II? RELEASE THAT AND THEN TALK ABOUT STRIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    The passive voice is most often used to bullshit and claim authority when there is none.

    It is known.

    let me passively give voice to

    MY FARTS!!!!!

    wait wat

    Nah this works.

    I have Crohns!

    Your farts have no authority here.

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Used terrestrially, an aeroplane powered by Sabre engines could whiz you from the UK to Australia in just four hours, the same time it takes holidaying Brits to reach the Canary Islands.

    YES

    I CAN GO TO AUSTRALIA AND IT WILL BE AWESOME

    @evilbob IM COMING MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Every time I see someone else with a Rainbow Dash avatar, there is a brief moment where I feel the need to fight them to assert dominance.

    I'll get the jello pit prepped

    They are all men an could probably beat me up pretty bad : (

    So

    Make sure whatever is lining the jello pit can absorb several stab-wounds' worth of fluid.

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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I never liked Strider's jump animations. It's like "Damn, son, you do not need to be sideways springjumping everywhere you go."

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Every time I see someone else with a Rainbow Dash avatar, there is a brief moment where I feel the need to fight them to assert dominance.

    Not me though, right?

    PONY AV BROS 5 EVA
    rainbow_dash_and_derpy_by_iamadinosaurrarrr-d5xtz92.png

    Oh brilliant
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Open burger
    Place fries in burger

    i do this sometime

    i endorse

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    The passive voice is most often used to bullshit and claim authority when there is none.

    It is known.

    let me passively give voice to

    MY FARTS!!!!!

    wait wat

    Nah this works.

    I have Crohns!

    Your farts have no authority here.

    you know that the fecal transplant is a legit technique for helping people who have severe c diff problems

    i call it poop to poop resuscitation

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Every time I see someone else with a Rainbow Dash avatar, there is a brief moment where I feel the need to fight them to assert dominance.

    Not me though, right?

    PONY AV BROS 5 EVA
    rainbow_dash_and_derpy_by_iamadinosaurrarrr-d5xtz92.png

    You're not Rainbow Dash so it does not trigger my evil doppleganger sense :P

    Also that is adorable and I have definitely felt that way about people in person before.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    surrealitycheck wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    The passive voice is most often used to bullshit and claim authority when there is none.

    It is known.

    let me passively give voice to

    MY FARTS!!!!!

    wait wat

    Nah this works.

    I have Crohns!

    Your farts have no authority here.

    You just reminded me I haven't called my friend in awhile. (Her husband has Chrons.)

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    @JacobKosh wasn't this chat supposed to recycle on page 97?

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Whoa, Nicki Minaj is older than me? I did not expect that.

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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Every time I see someone else with a Rainbow Dash avatar, there is a brief moment where I feel the need to fight them to assert dominance.

    ULTIMATE SURRENDER!!

    (man, now I want to watch porn)

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Just remember Shiv. Guns are a great way to assert dominance.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Bethryn wrote: »
    @JacobKosh wasn't this chat supposed to recycle on page 97?

    You're like the kid in class who asks the teacher if there is homework!

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Bethryn wrote: »
    JacobKosh wasn't this chat supposed to recycle on page 97?

    That was last chat, this one hasn't been set to recycle.

    ...

    ...

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Shazkar Shadowstorm wrote: »
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    oh man this girl who i was at one time talking to is amazing. she's like the opposite of everything i want to be. excerpt from a text about the dinner she was taken out to
    "It's all too dark to eat and they have some dumb old black and white movies playing."

    "I got a Caesar salad cos it was the only normal thing on the menu. I'm like where's the chicken fingers!?"

    "i'm still starving because the salad had all of those bullshit hard to eat parts and i had to pretend like I was polite. Now i look like a savage with dressing all over my face."

    "they don't even have ranch. worst fucking meal of my life"

    i will never not love this lady. so crass. it's just so. . .delightfully awful.
    sound's like jean ralphio's sister

    okay I mean not the clothes

    but the part about starting a fire in the bathroom? yeah that's totally her.

    right now she's complaining about how she got too drunk and tried to use her jewelry credit card at the tanning place and it's a simple mistake

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Every time I see someone else with a Rainbow Dash avatar, there is a brief moment where I feel the need to fight them to assert dominance.

    Not me though, right?

    PONY AV BROS 5 EVA
    rainbow_dash_and_derpy_by_iamadinosaurrarrr-d5xtz92.png

    You're not Rainbow Dash so it does not trigger my evil doppleganger sense :P

    Also that is adorable and I have definitely felt that way about people in person before.

    What if I'd ripped off your glow style like so? ;D
    derpy____by_vunlinur-d4qd62y.png

    Oh brilliant
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    MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited July 2013
    I finished uploading my photography (well, most of it) to my tumblr. Now I have art on my tumblr, yaaaaaaaaaaaay.

    Mim on
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2013
    Cinders wrote: »
    Just remember Shiv. Guns are a great way to assert dominance.

    I don't have any that would fit in my lady pockets!

    I could probably stuff one in my pants somewhere though.

    Shivahn on
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    DasUberEdward wrote: »
    "this guy called me shallow. so i took my drink and got back into my kiddy pool"

    "i said you're right - and i'm too pretty for this shit."

    amazing. humans are amazing.

    So ask her out dude

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    LoserForHireX wrote: »
    You're like the kid in class who asks the teacher if there is homework!
    I'm just trying to find out whether Geth really takes orders from meatbags.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Does that mean we're going to go over page 100?

    The social order is going to collapse!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Dark Raven X wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Every time I see someone else with a Rainbow Dash avatar, there is a brief moment where I feel the need to fight them to assert dominance.

    Not me though, right?

    PONY AV BROS 5 EVA
    rainbow_dash_and_derpy_by_iamadinosaurrarrr-d5xtz92.png

    You're not Rainbow Dash so it does not trigger my evil doppleganger sense :P

    Also that is adorable and I have definitely felt that way about people in person before.

    What if I'd ripped off your glow style like so? ;D
    derpy____by_vunlinur-d4qd62y.png

    Urge to kill... rising

    FUN FACT

    I originally quoted this:
    Mim wrote: »
    I finished uploading my photography (well, most of it) to my tumblr. Now I have art on my tumblr, yaaaaaaaaaaaay.

    Which would have been an excellent mistake if I hadn't noticed.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Just remember Shiv. Guns are a great way to assert dominance.

    I don't have any that would fit in my lady pockets!

    I could probably stuff one in my pants somewhere though.

    otxL2jR.jpg

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