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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Gay robots

    aka

    "Gobots"

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Gay robots

    aka

    "Gobots"

    I'm old enough to confirm this as truth.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Gay robots

    aka

    "Gobots"

    Beckett has poor handwriting

    the play is actually about the mechasodompocalypse

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I want to have Chris O'Dowd's babies.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=Hjb_cgOJ8Wo

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    also I can't resist improving this translation because translation is fun and they're pretty close

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    what an odd day this has been

    *plucks single string on harp*

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular

    WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T EVEN GET MY CATS TO WEAR FUNNY HATS

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    The stress on a feline brain a dive like that would generate is sufficient to put it in a permenant catatonic state.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ingen tid intet håp

    føler meg som en turist utenfor

    ingen tid intet håp

    vi henger bildene på veggen

    vi var omringet

    vi var late vi var tåket

    1a [vi har ikke samme stemme]
    1b [vi har ikke én stemme]

    ta den lange veien rundt

    i øyeblikkene når det er stillhet

    2a [om vi hadde reist

    med de med knuste hjerter

    er det en god vei å gå]

    2b [om vi hadde gått bort

    med de med knuste hjerter

    er det en god måte å dø]

    With alternatives.

    1a means "we don't have the same voice" but only in the literal sense. 1b means "we don't have one voice", which if they're alluding to "speaking with the same voice" is the one that can mean that.

    2a means "if we had gone" as in travelled, "with the broken hearted" their translation says "empty hearted", "that's a good way to walk", can mean the same as "good way to go" as in a good course of action, but not a good way to die

    2b means "if we had gone away", as in died, "with the broken hearted", "that's a good way to die"

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    translating prose is complicated

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    the translation really loses something since you have to pick either 2a or 2b.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    also the place the talks were held was this really hippy art hostal place that runs off donations

    during the talks the guy who ran the place was so happy at how full it was, he was webcamming with a friend of his and wandering around the room showing him the different angles

    it was really endearing and i hope i get to go back there soon

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    that's like a shark with a grenade launcher on his head

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    The headline said: 'Baby Jasleen, Born At 13.47 Pounds, Is Germany's Heaviest Baby Born Vaginally'

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    translating prose is complicated

    what about verse?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    The headline said: 'Baby Jasleen, Born At 13.47 Pounds, Is Germany's Heaviest Baby Born Vaginally'

    That poor woman.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    let's have a game of "guess the kenning"

    It's a person, or rather a one-word description of this person's role, or activity

    reyðar rannskíðs rennis - the propeller of the ski of the house of the rorqual

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I want to have Chris O'Dowd's babies.

    He went to my college. We're hoping to get him in for an event this year.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    translating prose is complicated

    what about verse?

    less complicated, because then people invariably just give up preserving meaning.

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The headline said: 'Baby Jasleen, Born At 13.47 Pounds, Is Germany's Heaviest Baby Born Vaginally'

    That poor woman.

    She needs a tombstone for her vagina.

    Or a team of plastic surgeons.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I have two questions about The Secret World

    1) Where do i go to get clothes
    2) Am I supposed to repeat missions? I can't seem to find any "Normal" missions around Kingsmouth, every mission is rated "hard".

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    how do i decide when to leave work

    i'm trying not to be the first one to leave but it was 6 oclock and we start at 9

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    how do i decide when to leave work

    i'm trying not to be the first one to leave but it was 6 oclock and we start at 9

    i wouldn't want to ask my boss this question

    but i also wouldn't want to ask the second newest person who might be catty and a big mouth

    maybe just ask whoever seems broiest? engineer or whatever not in leadership position

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    how do i decide when to leave work

    i'm trying not to be the first one to leave but it was 6 oclock and we start at 9

    How many people have left?
    Is one of them your boss?
    Can you point to concrete shit that you accomplished today?

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I'm out of gun food!

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    The headline said: 'Baby Jasleen, Born At 13.47 Pounds, Is Germany's Heaviest Baby Born Vaginally'

    That poor woman.

    She needs a tombstone for her vagina.

    Or a team of plastic surgeons.

    If her husband ever goes down on her, he will need to take care not to fall in.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Art piece installed at Joe Louis fist, quickly removed by city of Detroit
    It didn’t take long for artist-provocateur Jerry Vile to get a reaction to the work he installed at the Joe Louis fist on Tuesday.

    The Dirty Show founder and longtime Detroit gadfly placed a replica of a giant can of Crisco under the iconic monument at Hart Plaza, saying it was a commentary on Detroit’s bankruptcy — and no doubt hoping to get some attention.
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    ahahahahaha

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Louie just killed a bum

    good going Louie

    Oh brilliant
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    i think i'm everyone's underling since i'm new

    i guess i'll just try and get some concrete things done like you said deebs

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    also what was that tonic syrup called deebs

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-23224826
    Four-year-old Daniel Pelka's life was one of such "extreme cruelty" in the run up to his death that a sibling felt compelled to hide food for him while he was being starved by his parents.

    Daniel was denied food, force-fed salt, held under the water in a bath until unconscious and regularly beaten.

    He was also imprisoned in a box-room and died alone in the dark from a head injury in March 2012.

    Despite appearing to be a happy little boy when he started school in Coventry, teachers saw Daniel become "thinner and thinner in front of their eyes" and said his uniform was "hanging off him".

    Jurors at Birmingham Crown Court heard he looked like a concentration camp victim; his lunchbox contained half a sandwich and he tried to eat food from school bins.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    why is the monarch singing

    please

    no

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Brœðr muno beriaz
    ok at bǫnom verða
    muno systrungar
    sifiom spilla.
    Hart er í heimi,
    hórdómr mikill
    - skeggǫld, skálmǫld
    - skildir ro klofnir -
    vindǫld, vargǫld -
    áðr verǫld steypiz.
    Mun engi maðr
    ǫðrom þyrma.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    Four-year-old Daniel Pelka's life was one of such "extreme cruelty"

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    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I always wonder how insane people find each other.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-23224826
    Four-year-old Daniel Pelka's life was one of such "extreme cruelty" in the run up to his death that a sibling felt compelled to hide food for him while he was being starved by his parents.

    Daniel was denied food, force-fed salt, held under the water in a bath until unconscious and regularly beaten.

    He was also imprisoned in a box-room and died alone in the dark from a head injury in March 2012.

    Despite appearing to be a happy little boy when he started school in Coventry, teachers saw Daniel become "thinner and thinner in front of their eyes" and said his uniform was "hanging off him".

    Jurors at Birmingham Crown Court heard he looked like a concentration camp victim; his lunchbox contained half a sandwich and he tried to eat food from school bins.

    It takes a lot to upset me.
    I am upset.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    A post-apocalyptic survival game where the world is being hit by an incoming ice age, peace and order breaking down, wars erupting, heavy overtones of fimbulwinter and ragnarok

    yes? no?

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