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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Man

    fuck people

    why would you make a babby and then do that

    Oh brilliant
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I need more games where freezing to death is a central mechanic.

    Also we need other things to talk about than a child dying alone in the dark from a wound his parents gave him.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Zephiran wrote: »
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-23224826
    Four-year-old Daniel Pelka's life was one of such "extreme cruelty" in the run up to his death that a sibling felt compelled to hide food for him while he was being starved by his parents.

    Daniel was denied food, force-fed salt, held under the water in a bath until unconscious and regularly beaten.

    He was also imprisoned in a box-room and died alone in the dark from a head injury in March 2012.

    Despite appearing to be a happy little boy when he started school in Coventry, teachers saw Daniel become "thinner and thinner in front of their eyes" and said his uniform was "hanging off him".

    Jurors at Birmingham Crown Court heard he looked like a concentration camp victim; his lunchbox contained half a sandwich and he tried to eat food from school bins.

    i hope we'll learn why this happened.

    This is horrifying. and so sad.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I always wonder how insane people find each other.

    it's the 21st century, Cous... They use Facebook.

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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Also we need other things to talk about than a child dying alone in the dark from a wound his parents gave him.

    Oh jesus christ yes.

    Anything.
    How about that local sports team?

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    also what was that tonic syrup called deebs

    Haber Tonic

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I need more games where freezing to death is a central mechanic.

    "Don't Freeze"

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    edited July 2013
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I need more games where freezing to death is a central mechanic.

    Like a Thing game, but better than that one they made?

    Cause I think nowadays, a Thing game could be fan fucking tastic.

    Made by the guys who did Spec Ops, mayhaps.

    Dark Raven X on
    Oh brilliant
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I need more games where freezing to death is a central mechanic.

    Also we need other things to talk about than a child dying alone in the dark from a wound his parents gave him.

    Lost Planet 1?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    when we were like, 9 we had to read a book in school that was about a kid being abused by his mother

    and then during the war he got sent away to live out in the country with an old man

    and all of the kids fears of being abused manifested in really weird ways

    like the man stoked the fire and the kid vomited because he assumed he was going to be branded for misbehaving

    that part has always stuck with me

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    lighting a fire because you're going to freeze to death otherwise

    but it's dark out, and lighting a fire means that anybody who might be skulking out there among the drifts can see you

    a bit like throwing flares in day z except throwing flares in day z was never a good idea, until zombies could get distracted by them, where it became a bad idea of some marginal utility at least

    me and my mates reacted like sharks to blood when we saw a flare

    that means there was someone there, and that we had an opportunity to get the drop on them since we know they're here but they don't know we're here

    predatory instinct kicking in

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    my dream game would be about trying not to freeze to death and brutally murdering your fellow man

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I apparently have 9,005 points

    whatever that means

    insert joke i don't fully understand because it's from some animu somethingorother i never watched

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    my dream game would be about trying not to freeze to death and brutally murdering your fellow man

    I... am disturbed by this, but not surprised.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I need more games where freezing to death is a central mechanic.

    Also we need other things to talk about than a child dying alone in the dark from a wound his parents gave him.

    Lost Planet 1?

    that was the stupidest "freezing to death" mechanic I have ever seen

    you could freeze to death standing right next to molten lava, because heat isn't, as you might have thought, related to temperature, but it's actually these globs dropped by monsters.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    my dream game would be about trying not to freeze to death and brutally murdering your fellow man

    I... am disturbed by this, but not surprised.

    abdhy likes his games to basically be like his real life

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    No babies for anyone until you pass a short course in basic baby raising skills.

    If you don't pass, please follow the Nurse to the "no more babby for you" unit.

    7 billion + people = we can afford to restrict our breeding a bit

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    when we were like, 9 we had to read a book in school that was about a kid being abused by his mother

    and then during the war he got sent away to live out in the country with an old man

    and all of the kids fears of being abused manifested in really weird ways

    like the man stoked the fire and the kid vomited because he assumed he was going to be branded for misbehaving

    that part has always stuck with me

    i don't remember the name but i read one where the mom beat the kid up and threw him in the bathroom. once he was in there, she took some tubing or hose or whatever and ran it under the door, with the other side in a bucket of ammonia or bleach or whatever

    used the fumes to knock him out cold or something?

    i'm going way back in the memory banks

    it was fucking awful though

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    why the fuck did i have to click chat right now

    bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    No babies for anyone until you pass a short course in basic baby raising skills.

    If you don't pass, please follow the Nurse to the "no more babby for you" unit.

    7 billion + people = we can afford to restrict our breeding a bit

    Babby ID laws.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    No babies for anyone until you pass a short course in basic baby raising skills.

    If you don't pass, please follow the Nurse to the "no more babby for you" unit.

    7 billion + people = we can afford to restrict our breeding a bit

    While probably a huge invasion of rights, not allowing psychopaths to have children would also guarantee that politicians can't have children.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Did you guys hear the one about the kid who had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off for lunch and then went back outside to play?

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    my dream game would be about trying not to freeze to death and brutally murdering your fellow man

    I... am disturbed by this, but not surprised.

    like day z, but with less zombies, and more wintery

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    No babies for anyone until you pass a short course in basic baby raising skills.

    If you don't pass, please follow the Nurse to the "no more babby for you" unit.

    7 billion + people = we can afford to restrict our breeding a bit

    Hahaha, and you don't think this would lead to the sterilization of minorities and the underclasses?

    i sure hope you're naive and not malicious.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    it's hard to go skiing in the dark of winter with the winds howling around you and not think about how this is all the world right now

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited July 2013
    Chanus wrote: »
    Did you guys hear the one about the kid who had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off for lunch and then went back outside to play?

    Sounds abusive.

    i mean, outside? That's where stranger danger happens!

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    No babies for anyone until you pass a short course in basic baby raising skills.

    If you don't pass, please follow the Nurse to the "no more babby for you" unit.

    7 billion + people = we can afford to restrict our breeding a bit

    Hahaha, and you don't think this would lead to the sterilization of minorities and the underclasses?

    i sure hope you're naive and not malicious.

    Okay, no more babies for 21sCentury. Anyone else feeling sassy?

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    <---- drunk with power

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2013
    my family ordered an absurd 24" pizza

    for scale: glasses (mine! big head dude's glasses!), pill bottle, watch, full sized dinner plate

    i haven't eaten it yet because i'm still nauseated from this morning but everyone is saying it's good

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    @Donkey Kong

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    No babies for anyone until you pass a short course in basic baby raising skills.

    If you don't pass, please follow the Nurse to the "no more babby for you" unit.

    7 billion + people = we can afford to restrict our breeding a bit

    Hahaha, and you don't think this would lead to the sterilization of minorities and the underclasses?

    i sure hope you're naive and not malicious.

    Okay, no more babies for 21sCentury. Anyone else feeling sassy?

    Please don't put me in the same bag as breeders.

    I wouldn't impose crotchdroplings on the world if you paid me for it.

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    Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Did you guys hear the one about the kid who had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crust cut off for lunch and then went back outside to play?

    Sounds abusive.

    i mean, outside? That's where stranger danger happens!

    And there's bees out there

    not beads

    Oh brilliant
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    when we were like, 9 we had to read a book in school that was about a kid being abused by his mother

    and then during the war he got sent away to live out in the country with an old man

    and all of the kids fears of being abused manifested in really weird ways

    like the man stoked the fire and the kid vomited because he assumed he was going to be branded for misbehaving

    that part has always stuck with me

    i don't remember the name but i read one where the mom beat the kid up and threw him in the bathroom. once he was in there, she took some tubing or hose or whatever and ran it under the door, with the other side in a bucket of ammonia or bleach or whatever

    used the fumes to knock him out cold or something?

    i'm going way back in the memory banks

    it was fucking awful though

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodnight_Mr_Tom

    this was the one we read

    i wouldn't read the synopsis unless you wanna be super bummed out

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I would eat that pizza

    oh yes

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    oh also @sarksus ^^^

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    Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    No babies for anyone until you pass a short course in basic baby raising skills.

    If you don't pass, please follow the Nurse to the "no more babby for you" unit.

    7 billion + people = we can afford to restrict our breeding a bit

    Hahaha, and you don't think this would lead to the sterilization of minorities and the underclasses?

    i sure hope you're naive and not malicious.

    Okay, no more babies for 21sCentury. Anyone else feeling sassy?

    Please don't put me in the same bag as breeders.

    I wouldn't impose crotchdroplings on the world if you paid me for it.

    I feel the same way, hence my agree.

    Just clarifying why I agreed.

    Your toes are lovely, I do not wish to step on them.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    my family ordered an absurd 24" pizza

    for scale: glasses (mine! big head dude's glasses!), pill bottle, watch, full sized dinner plate

    i haven't eaten it yet because i'm still nauseated from this morning but everyone is saying it's good

    Photo%20Jul%2031%2C%207%2028%2047%20PM.jpg

    @Donkey Kong

    for scale couldn't you have placed two foot long rulers end to end?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    son i ain't got rulers, whaddya think i am some sort of fucking nerd?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    when we were like, 9 we had to read a book in school that was about a kid being abused by his mother

    and then during the war he got sent away to live out in the country with an old man

    and all of the kids fears of being abused manifested in really weird ways

    like the man stoked the fire and the kid vomited because he assumed he was going to be branded for misbehaving

    that part has always stuck with me

    i don't remember the name but i read one where the mom beat the kid up and threw him in the bathroom. once he was in there, she took some tubing or hose or whatever and ran it under the door, with the other side in a bucket of ammonia or bleach or whatever

    used the fumes to knock him out cold or something?

    i'm going way back in the memory banks

    it was fucking awful though

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodnight_Mr_Tom

    this was the one we read

    i wouldn't read the synopsis unless you wanna be super bummed out

    I started reading the synopsis.

    NOPE.

    Not gonna read the rest of it or the book.

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