i am a pretty hipstery dude - i like things ironically all the time (look at my friggin avatar) and spend money on obnoxiously random clothes because no one else has them. I won't buy a jersey if I think anyone else will ever have one (almost bought a Tune Squad one from Space Jam but saw someone with one so that was right out)
I always feel that strong urge to subtlely let someone know you already knew about that music or band or TV show
as far as lifestyles go its awful
awful spectacular
we need to figure out a boston crew thing. we have DK and hamurabi moving here, robos and me.
maybe like a bar trivia thing or like a movie or something
i dunno. what do people do together?
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my friend brought along a friend of his to my show tonight
she was attractive, funny, talkative and knew a lot about video games, sci fi, RPGs and general nerdery
damn these fake gamer girls are getting good at hiding how awful they are as human beings
Is your band's name Fake Gamer Girls?
i do standup
Oh man are you any good at dealing with hecklers?
does crying count?
it's part of my act
i call it passive dealing
What you should do is bring a folding chair out on stage with you. Then when you get your first heckler, go stupidly overdramatic and be like "that's it! I'm quitting standup forever!"
Then you calmly sit down and continue with your jokes.
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my friend brought along a friend of his to my show tonight
she was attractive, funny, talkative and knew a lot about video games, sci fi, RPGs and general nerdery
damn these fake gamer girls are getting good at hiding how awful they are as human beings
Is your band's name Fake Gamer Girls?
i do standup
Oh man are you any good at dealing with hecklers?
does crying count?
it's part of my act
i call it passive dealing
What you should do is bring a folding chair out on stage with you. Then when you get your first heckler, go stupidly overdramatic and be like "that's it! I'm quitting standup forever!"
Then you calmly sit down and continue with your jokes.
Easy there Dane Cook.
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frankie picked out a recipe to cook tonight
it was tarragon scallops linguine with a lemon zest/ panko topping
so we went to the store to get the ingredients
and she was like
i don't like scallops. let's use shrimp. i don't like tarragon. i don't like lemon zest
so
linguini
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
i am a pretty hipstery dude - i like things ironically all the time (look at my friggin avatar) and spend money on obnoxiously random clothes because no one else has them. I won't buy a jersey if I think anyone else will ever have one (almost bought a Tune Squad one from Space Jam but saw someone with one so that was right out)
I always feel that strong urge to subtlely let someone know you already knew about that music or band or TV show
as far as lifestyles go its awful
awful spectacular
we need to figure out a boston crew thing. we have DK and hamurabi moving here, robos and me.
maybe like a bar trivia thing or like a movie or something
i dunno. what do people do together?
i think i read a book about that once. i think they spent most of their time rumbling with the Socs
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
do we know any Socs
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
my friend brought along a friend of his to my show tonight
she was attractive, funny, talkative and knew a lot about video games, sci fi, RPGs and general nerdery
damn these fake gamer girls are getting good at hiding how awful they are as human beings
Is your band's name Fake Gamer Girls?
i do standup
Oh man are you any good at dealing with hecklers?
does crying count?
it's part of my act
i call it passive dealing
What you should do is bring a folding chair out on stage with you. Then when you get your first heckler, go stupidly overdramatic and be like "that's it! I'm quitting standup forever!"
Then you calmly sit down and continue with your jokes.
Easy there Dane Cook.
TAKE THAT BACK!
Why is that something he did?
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Thunderbeard the great let loose a powerful spell. The stink of ozone was overbearing and filled the room. Upon his grand throne, he knew that by casting his latest spell, he would advance his plot of conquering the Wizardlands. This is a metaphor for pooping, by the way.
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No one notices how fucking humble i am.
Like, no joke, i'm so fucking humble that if there was a humility contest, i wouldn't enter it.
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we need to figure out a boston crew thing. we have DK and hamurabi moving here, robos and me.
maybe like a bar trivia thing or like a movie or something
i dunno. what do people do together?
with some snegma
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
What you should do is bring a folding chair out on stage with you. Then when you get your first heckler, go stupidly overdramatic and be like "that's it! I'm quitting standup forever!"
Then you calmly sit down and continue with your jokes.
Fill her womb with Nega Imps?
Sure I've read a Final Fantasy fic to that effect
i have that dvd
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Easy there Dane Cook.
it was tarragon scallops linguine with a lemon zest/ panko topping
so we went to the store to get the ingredients
and she was like
i don't like scallops. let's use shrimp. i don't like tarragon. i don't like lemon zest
so
linguini
i think i read a book about that once. i think they spent most of their time rumbling with the Socs
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
shitty wizard novels
novels about shitty wizards
4 spleens, the most useless organ now quadrupled!
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My favorite sex tape is top 10 final fantasy battle music.
I have a second tape for O-time. It's the Victory fanfare.
but I am mad I have to open my computer again!
TAKE THAT BACK!
Why is that something he did?
Aren't scallops, tarragon and lemon zest rather inoffensive items.
no wizards in sight
just legitimate literature and speculative fiction
Lead into gold, feh!
EXPECTO FECALICKYUM!
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Security got real mad at my backpack full of books. When they had to let me go they were all, "we'll get you next time, Gadget."
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
nah
it's just when you first posted it I saw all of those @s and thought
hmm looks like this one isn't for DUE
and i moved on. you have to too.
i see what you were Hinton at tho
its too hard keeping track of everyone's taste in subgenres!
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
guess I might as well pack up my desktop
TAKE MY MONEY
anything's coo
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
please tell me that's real
Hitler loved the stuff.
(This is how you make people dislike anything)
None.
i have been slain
barf