*usher voice* ♪ se++ confessions ♪

crwth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHK2nzVcU5U

hey guys it's been a little over a year since i made the last confessions thread which i think is a good amount of time to have between confessions threads

the way this works is: you post a confession in the thread or you can leave an anonymous confession if you want here http://seplusplusconfessions.tumblr.com/ and i'll post it in the thread for you. just click the "ask me anything" link and pour your heart out if you want

i've got discretion re: posting anonymous confessions

that means if you submit something weird or creepy i can (and most likely will) choose to not post it in this here thread

luckily i didn't have a problem with that last year

so with all that said



confess away!

crwth

OH yeah i forgot to lead off with my own confession

CONFESSION: i'm 28 and have never had a real job and after failing the bar exam three times i'm afraid i'll end up living at home for the rest of my days

Raijin Quickfoot

I constantly find myself enjoying Miley Cyrus songs.

ImperatorXXV

I enjoy webcomics

crwth

ImperatorXXV wrote: »

I enjoy webcomics

disgusting

TrippyJing

I am about to become 28, and I too have also never had a real job. Though that might change in the next couple of months?

Fingers crossed!

Mr Fuzzbutt

ImperatorXXV wrote: »

I enjoy webcomics

you disgust me

at least make that shit anonymous so i don't have to be reminded of it every time you post

Moriveth

I think I might be depressed, either that or I'm just an lazy asshole.

Raijin Quickfoot

Moriveth wrote: »

I think I might be depressed, either that or I'm just an lazy asshole.

I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Just turned out I was really bored.

MrMonroe

crwth wrote: »

OH yeah i forgot to lead off with my own confession

CONFESSION: i'm 28 and have never had a real job and after failing the bar exam three times i'm afraid i'll end up living at home for the rest of my days

you should do what I did

anything other than practice law

crwth

we got a submission!

I feel like I'm not respected at all and people just use my opinions as a scapegoat, not that I actually have reasons for how I feel.

i wish i had more info on this!

crwth

MrMonroe wrote: »

crwth wrote: »

OH yeah i forgot to lead off with my own confession

CONFESSION: i'm 28 and have never had a real job and after failing the bar exam three times i'm afraid i'll end up living at home for the rest of my days

you should do what I did

anything other than practice law

easier said than done down here unfortunately

Cogliostro

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

I constantly find myself enjoying Miley Cyrus songs.

My confession has to be that I found the REAL Miley Cyrus song "Wrecking Ball" to be funnier than all the parodies out there. Like... really really really hilarious. It had to be intentional to make the song that bad.

crwth

My first semester at college, I used to masturbate while my roommate was in the room. I thought i was being discreet until about a month in he finally said something.

thread's already paying off

Raijin Quickfoot

IT'S SO CATCHY!

YoSoyTheWalrus

I'm...not gay

Gatsby

I think I'm damn near suicidally depressed

Snowbeat

i don't understand why this thread is a thing

Snowbeat

that's my confession

Usagi

Confession: I think I may be a bit of a ho

It's pretty awesome

crwth

i think crwth smells

this is messed up and not what this thread is for!!!!!

oh and to the person who sent me a ~controversial~ anonymous confession
i think i might wait a bit before i post it

JayKaos

Because some people want a chance to get stuff off their chests anonymously, and other people enjoy reading someone elses embarrassing confessions.

Raijin Quickfoot

Dammit @crwth I want to see it!

CONFESSION: CRWTH IS MY LEAST FAVORITE FORUMER

ImperatorXXV

Over the past 4 hours I have eaten a whole apple pie to myself.

Snowbeat

this will be fun

crwth

Gatsby wrote: »

I think I'm damn near suicidally depressed

hey man

that's no good

we don't interact much but you seem like a very cool dude and also you're very handsome

i know saying these things won't magically cure anything but personally i think it's always nice to hear

Raijin Quickfoot

This thread exists because it is fun and people enjoy things that are fun.

bsjezz

Gatsby wrote: »

I think I'm damn near suicidally depressed

come over for ice hockey and beers sometime

knitdan

Some days I don't even knit.

PiptheFair

my brain-spider pills give me dilz problems and it's really really frustrating

crwth

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

Dammit crwth I want to see it!

CONFESSION: CRWTH IS MY LEAST FAVORITE FORUMER

wha-

Usagi

knitdan wrote: »

Some days I don't even knit.

GASP

PiptheFair

I'm terrified of death and also being alone

Calamity Jane

im not afraid to die

im scared of rollercoasters

Calamity Jane

boom, roasted

knitdan

Also Gatsby I saw your pics in the trans* thread and you are cute as hell.

SCREECH OF THE FARG

there was this bully in my middle school who was a real asshole to me and a bunch of other people and one day i saw him walking down these stairs and no one was around and the stairs were in such a way that i could push him and get away without him ever knowing it was me who did it so i pushed him down the stairs and he fractured his ankle

lostwords

ImperatorXXV wrote: »

Over the past 4 hours I have eaten a whole apple pie to myself.

ive had nights like this! I also require the pie to be a la mode with a whole pint of ben and jerry's ice cream

YaYa

I shot a man in Reno simply to view him expiring

Speed Racer

i continue to be terrified that i will never find anything in life fulfilling because deep down all i actually want to do is lay in bed and eat junk food and play video games all day every day until i die and any pretense towards something resembling a respectable life goal is just a bad attempt to hide from the sad sad truth

TheStig

Sorry, my confessions are too awful to even post here.