cats spend all day walking around in a box of their own shit and piss and then think it's cool to jump on tables and counters.
"Here stupid human, have some of my waste-soaked litter. Have it right here where you handle your food. Eat my piss you stupid ape."
Stale, what is your opinion on dogs?
If you're judging strictly by cleanliness, I would expect you to hate dogs even more than cats.
nope. Love dogs.
They go outside, they piss and shit, and leave it all out there, they come back in and lay down and just want belly scratches. They are happy to see me when I come home, they listen when I tell them to do something, and provided I keep them shaved down and brushed, the shedding is minimal.
OTHER people's dogs are cool. I'll throw a ball for 'em or give 'em a belly scratch any old time. I just can't live with them. It's like when grandparents play with and overstimulate little kids and then give them back to their parents at the end of the evening. All the fun, none of the work!
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That's true, I just see more of it from cat owners. The creepiest pet owners I know (by far) have a dog and a cat and dote on the dog. It eats sitting at the table with them at meal times. She feeds it from her fork and then continues using the fork.
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cats spend all day walking around in a box of their own shit and piss and then think it's cool to jump on tables and counters.
"Here stupid human, have some of my waste-soaked litter. Have it right here where you handle your food. Eat my piss you stupid ape."
Stale, what is your opinion on dogs?
If you're judging strictly by cleanliness, I would expect you to hate dogs even more than cats.
nope. Love dogs.
They go outside, they piss and shit, and leave it all out there, they come back in and lay down and just want belly scratches. They are happy to see me when I come home, they listen when I tell them to do something, and provided I keep them shaved down and brushed, the shedding is minimal.
Hahahaha.
And dogs roll in a half of a dead deer, chew the hindquarters off and then come home with half of the intestine wrapped around their neck.
I learned a long time ago that if you're talking to a nice young lady and she reveals that she's really into horses it is perfectly acceptable to simply turn and flee. She won't even be surprised.
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I get super nauseous whenever a dog kisses/licks a person on the mouth.
cats spend all day walking around in a box of their own shit and piss and then think it's cool to jump on tables and counters.
"Here stupid human, have some of my waste-soaked litter. Have it right here where you handle your food. Eat my piss you stupid ape."
Stale, what is your opinion on dogs?
If you're judging strictly by cleanliness, I would expect you to hate dogs even more than cats.
nope. Love dogs.
They go outside, they piss and shit, and leave it all out there, they come back in and lay down and just want belly scratches. They are happy to see me when I come home, they listen when I tell them to do something, and provided I keep them shaved down and brushed, the shedding is minimal.
Hahahaha.
And dogs roll in a half of a dead deer, chew the hindquarters off and then come home with half of the intestine wrapped around their neck.
Dogs are not cleaner than cats.
Do you live in like.. Wyoming or something?
Cats can bring you a mouse, even without leaving the house!
Here human, here's half a mouse. I left the other half somewhere else.
... I apologize for the rhyme.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I learned a long time ago that if you're talking to a nice young lady and she reveals that she's really into horses it is perfectly acceptable to simply turn and flee. She won't even be surprised.
My wife owns a show horse and I think she would agree with this. I am fairly certain that my wife isn't one of them, but I have met some of the very craziest people due to our involvement in horses.
cats spend all day walking around in a box of their own shit and piss and then think it's cool to jump on tables and counters.
"Here stupid human, have some of my waste-soaked litter. Have it right here where you handle your food. Eat my piss you stupid ape."
Stale, what is your opinion on dogs?
If you're judging strictly by cleanliness, I would expect you to hate dogs even more than cats.
nope. Love dogs.
They go outside, they piss and shit, and leave it all out there, they come back in and lay down and just want belly scratches. They are happy to see me when I come home, they listen when I tell them to do something, and provided I keep them shaved down and brushed, the shedding is minimal.
I mean, if you have a yard where they are going to take a piss they are then constantly running through the parts of the yard that they constantly piss in.
Not to mention the things they like to eat or roll in if you let them. I don't think dogs are cleaner animals.
No you hide the real eggs, and there's no worry about things rotting because the hunt doesn't end until they're all found, no matter how long it takes. No matter what.
One time we thought we had them all, because we thought one of the eggs had broken, like usual. We had 11 eggs in the styrofoam container and we went on with our lives. December rolls around and my mom is complaining about a nasty rotten smell like an animal has died between the walls. My dad thinks she's crazy, but after another few days goes by I found it. It was up high, on a shelf holding pictures.
It was a single egg.
It was vile.
Turns out the one I had found had been leftover form the year previous, where we also had broken one egg and just didn't throw it away and thought we did.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Our cats always did their business in the garden and buried it, so we didn't have to deal with it.
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I always thought the painted eggs was just a family craft fun time thing that were used as decorations, which my family never actually did anyway. We did egg hunts with wrapped chocolate eggs. If you didn't find them all, you missed out on getting the maximum possible chocolate!
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Stale, what is your opinion on dogs?
If you're judging strictly by cleanliness, I would expect you to hate dogs even more than cats.
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nope. Love dogs.
They go outside, they piss and shit, and leave it all out there, they come back in and lay down and just want belly scratches. They are happy to see me when I come home, they listen when I tell them to do something, and provided I keep them shaved down and brushed, the shedding is minimal.
It always sounds like you've had some really shitty cats.
My cats behave, they're excited to see me, they sit on my lap and they're super affectionate. Their worst trait is that they're sometimes -too- needy.
Tempted SO HARD to report this.
OTHER people's dogs are cool. I'll throw a ball for 'em or give 'em a belly scratch any old time. I just can't live with them. It's like when grandparents play with and overstimulate little kids and then give them back to their parents at the end of the evening. All the fun, none of the work!
You have obviously not owned dogs.
Satans..... hints.....
And the other great thing with my cats is that when I'm working 14 hour days as sometimes happens, I don't need to feel bad about neglecting my pets.
I like dogs too, but my cats are loving animals that are lower maintenance, which is perfect for my lifestyle.
In my experience, creepily referring to your pets as 'your babies' is not really limited to owners of either cats or dogs.
A lot of "horsey people" go way off the deep end with this.
Hahahaha.
And dogs roll in a half of a dead deer, chew the hindquarters off and then come home with half of the intestine wrapped around their neck.
Dogs are not cleaner than cats.
They're animals. They have an entire basement with beds, water and litter. They can sleep down there, where they won't wake me up.
They're animals. Animals are dirty by default.
However at the worst end of the spectrum, my dogs have access to mud. And that's why I keep towels by the door to wipe off their paws.
I would say the same of dogs though. One dog fine. Two dogs, full time job
Do you live in like.. Wyoming or something?
Cats can bring you a mouse, even without leaving the house!
Here human, here's half a mouse. I left the other half somewhere else.
... I apologize for the rhyme.
Well if you have a mouse problem half of a dead one somewhere is better than a whole live one.
Not really seeing the complaint here.
Have you ever not found all your easter eggs? Imagine that, but worse.
I mean, if you have a yard where they are going to take a piss they are then constantly running through the parts of the yard that they constantly piss in.
Not to mention the things they like to eat or roll in if you let them. I don't think dogs are cleaner animals.
Wait, like real eggs?
Because if you're hiding those you're just setting everyone up for a bad time.
Wait...
Who doesn't hide real eggs?
That's the whole point of Easter! Make crazy painted hard boiled eggs and hide them!
You paint real eggs and eat 'em later, or hide them in the yard. Inside hiding, though, calls for things that won't rot
No you keep those separate and eat those after the hunt if that's your thing.
You hide candy, toys, and money in those cheap plastic ones, in order to avoid such a rotten situation.
But like, 95% of dog owners are convinced that you need to know their opinion on cats.
Satans..... hints.....
It was a single egg.
It was vile.
Turns out the one I had found had been leftover form the year previous, where we also had broken one egg and just didn't throw it away and thought we did.