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WHAT JAMIE ASKS FOR...

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Wam why not just get sweat pants that has the word "POCKETS" written in sharpie where pockets should go.

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  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
    WAM I used my gel eyeliner for the first time today because I ran out of my other stuff

    and it's scary and fancy and way better

    but I need halp

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Every time I've ever tried doing a fancy, I feel like I'm wearing some costume and some dick is gunna come by and catch me and call me out.

    I definitely feel exactly this when I wear my suit, so I just start walking and moving like A Guy Who Wears Suits and the whole thing becomes a game and makes it more manageable

    Which I'm sure isn't the Adult Thing To Do, but who gives an eff

    calamityjamieGrey GhostFearghaill
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Who's Jamie

    Me.

    Is Jamie your middle name

    I thought it was "courtesy"

    Apparently its Liiya McWhatho Tuppence Flowers.

    Darth Waiterchrishallett83OdinAntimatter
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Who's Jamie

    Me.

    Is Jamie your middle name

    I thought it was "courtesy"

    Apparently its Liiya Liiyaington McWhatho Tuppence Flowers Esq. the 4th.

    Liiya
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    literally the only name more comically british than that is benedict cumberbatch

    Sorce
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    Every time I've ever tried doing a fancy, I feel like I'm wearing some costume and some dick is gunna come by and catch me and call me out.

    I definitely feel exactly this when I wear my suit, so I just start walking and moving like A Guy Who Wears Suits and the whole thing becomes a game and makes it more manageable

    Which I'm sure isn't the Adult Thing To Do, but who gives an eff

    this is what everyone does

    maybe at one point in our cultural history wearing a suit was Just What Men Did, but nowadays you need some kind of reference point for doing so and looking good

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    WAM I used my gel eyeliner for the first time today because I ran out of my other stuff

    and it's scary and fancy and way better

    but I need halp

    this is a post from a previous thread that I made!

    here are my big tips:
    1. with a cateye, use MINIMAL eyeshadow. sometimes I won't wear any at all, other times I'll use a light brown in my crease for a little more definition.
    2. I prefer gel eyeliners (bobbi brown is my favorite) but whatever you use, make sure it's got a nice fine point and makes a nice solid line.
    3. find the angle your lower eyelid makes at the outer corner of your eye, and trace that imaginary line up as long as you want to toward your eyebrow.
    4. draw along your upper lid line as far toward your inner corner as you want -- usually I'll do about halfway, but sometimes all the way for extra fanciness. connect it to the line you already drew.
    5. color it in!

    experiment with this as much as you want, there's lots of shapes, but this is my everyday look. also, I recommend shaping your eyebrows to go with it.

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    UsagiSassoriBiscuits and Gravy
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    alternately, jamie: come over, i halp

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    There's just something about tight black leggings.

    Especially the 'wet look' variety.

    Something primal wakes up and growls.

    Is it your three-incher?

    PoorochondriacTheodore FlooseveltDarmakGatsbyOdinMadEddyTefchrishallett83Karrde1842SkeithProlegomenaHellaJeffpixiecowFearghaill
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    OH DAMN

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    TefSkeith
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    DUBH NEVER GETS WHAT SHE WANTS

    Dubh has a brand new vajayjay.

    I think that is fairly substantial, ma'am.

    Also, I just bought this shirt:

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    ... for about $20.

    I would have preferred a green tinted one to match my eyes, which are hazel.

    Wait.

    Which ... Hazel.

    Witch Hazel.


  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    There's just something about tight black leggings.

    Especially the 'wet look' variety.

    Something primal wakes up and growls.

    Is it your three-incher?

    call the fucking fire department

    Tefchrishallett83SkeithRainfallKwoaruDronus86
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    today's one of the few days where i like my outfit. all black except for my jacket and bright red sneakers.

    and i desperately need a haircut.
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    Darth WaiterGatsbyVeldrinOdinchrishallett83Angelina
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    suggest three things i should wear when my situation improves, based upon that which you've already seen of my wardrobe

    1. dress

    2. casual wear

    3. aherm sexy stuff

    im about six feet tall, and weigh about 155-160

    ill provide somethin in spoiler if you need point of reference at some point

    When you say suggest do you mean general styles for each category or more specific items and brands?

  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    @Rankenphile have you ever seen me in something other than a hoodie/tshirt and jeans

    think about it
    fair point

  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
    @World As Myth

    You overestimate my abilities. I'm mostly hung up on which direction to hold the brush.

    World as Myth
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Every time I've ever tried doing a fancy, I feel like I'm wearing some costume and some dick is gunna come by and catch me and call me out.

    I definitely feel exactly this when I wear my suit, so I just start walking and moving like A Guy Who Wears Suits and the whole thing becomes a game and makes it more manageable

    Which I'm sure isn't the Adult Thing To Do, but who gives an eff

    but they'll know, Pooro

    they'll know

    Darth Waiter
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Orik, I had no idea you were one of the Endless

    OrikaeshigitaeCelloLost SalientAntimatterMadEddySkeith
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    you know, the more I think about it, the more I think growing up with brothers that mercilessly mocked anything I ever tried to do in terms of self improvement may have had lasting effects

    which is why I don't think about it

    OrikaeshigitaeHellaJeff
  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
    @Rankenphile

    Solution: Fancy D&D

    Since we're roleplayin' anyway

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    World As Myth

    You overestimate my abilities. I'm mostly hung up on which direction to hold the brush.

    what kinda brush are you working with? this is my favorite kind

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    Usagi
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    orik just keep growing out that hair man

    seriously you would look crazy

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    Brovid HasselsmofOrikaeshigitaeTheodore FlooseveltOdin
  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I think we should bring masks into fashion, guys. Like being at a masquerade ball but all the time, like when you're just popping to the shop to get milk or whatever. Wouldn't that be awesome?
    This is me complaining some more about having shitty skin
    Going to jump down a well and live there forever

    MadEddySassoriStraightziKwoaru
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    @Rankenphile

    Solution: Fancy D&D

    Since we're roleplayin' anyway

    so what you're saying is we larp

    calamityjamieDarth Waiter
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Orik you know we all love Blue Steel, but would it be possible to get a sneak peek at Magnum?

    Darth WaiterKarrde1842pixiecow
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt DON'T call me annie... unless you're my friendRegistered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    There's just something about tight black leggings.

    Especially the 'wet look' variety.

    Something primal wakes up and growls.

    Is it your three-incher?

    take that shrimp off the barbie, it is done

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Every time I've ever tried doing a fancy, I feel like I'm wearing some costume and some dick is gunna come by and catch me and call me out.

    I definitely feel exactly this when I wear my suit, so I just start walking and moving like A Guy Who Wears Suits and the whole thing becomes a game and makes it more manageable

    Which I'm sure isn't the Adult Thing To Do, but who gives an eff

    but they'll know, Pooro

    they'll know

    Yeah but they're all faking it too

    Everybody's faking it. It's the universal constant.

    Aside from, like, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, probably.

    pixiecowStraightzi
  • calamityjamiecalamityjamie Corgi Wrangler Seattle, WARegistered User staff
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    That one exactly, because you gave that one to me with the eyeliner as part of my birthday present. The angle confuses me. My last eyeliner was functionally:
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    @Rankenphile

    Solution: Fancy D&D

    Since we're roleplayin' anyway

    so what you're saying is we larp

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    Usagicalamityjamie
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    yhst-136819546654763_2268_851202281

    That one exactly, because you gave that one to me with the eyeliner as part of my birthday present. The angle confuses me. My last eyeliner was functionally:
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    I DID? god I am the greatest friend, A++

    yeah just come over and we'll have a ~makeoverrrrr~

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    calamityjamie
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    @Rankenphile

    Solution: Fancy D&D

    Since we're roleplayin' anyway

    so what you're saying is we larp

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    kate that is a dangerous terrifying rabbit hole I have been avoiding for the sake of my own sanity

    I watched Darkon in sheer terror, all white knuckles.

    "There but by the grace of God go I."

    Darth WaiterStraightziIloveslimes
  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    smof wrote: »
    I think we should bring masks into fashion, guys. Like being at a masquerade ball but all the time, like when you're just popping to the shop to get milk or whatever. Wouldn't that be awesome?
    This is me complaining some more about having shitty skin
    Going to jump down a well and live there forever

    Just rocking that plague doctor mask 24/7.

    I'd even sleep in it.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Orik you know we all love Blue Steel, but would it be possible to get a sneak peek at Magnum?

    I can't just bust it out, man. There are passersby and bystanders to consider.

  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    @Rankenphile

    Solution: Fancy D&D

    Since we're roleplayin' anyway

    so what you're saying is we larp

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    kate that is a dangerous terrifying rabbit hole I have been avoiding for the sake of my own sanity

    I watched Darkon in sheer terror, all white knuckles.

    "There but by the grace of God go I."

    I am of the firm opinion that with the right group of people, larping would be the fucking tits

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    orik just keep growing out that hair man

    seriously you would look crazy

    i am always, always tempted

  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Every time I've ever tried doing a fancy, I feel like I'm wearing some costume and some dick is gunna come by and catch me and call me out.

    I definitely feel exactly this when I wear my suit, so I just start walking and moving like A Guy Who Wears Suits and the whole thing becomes a game and makes it more manageable

    Which I'm sure isn't the Adult Thing To Do, but who gives an eff

    but they'll know, Pooro

    they'll know

    Yeah but they're all faking it too

    Everybody's faking it. It's the universal constant.

    Aside from, like, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, probably.

    Literally everyone is faking it till they make it.

    Except for William Fichtner, who could make any outfit look good.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    PA Jamie wrote: »
    @Rankenphile

    Solution: Fancy D&D

    Since we're roleplayin' anyway

    so what you're saying is we larp

    tumblr_inline_mr4mco0D4z1qz4rgp.gif
    kate that is a dangerous terrifying rabbit hole I have been avoiding for the sake of my own sanity

    I watched Darkon in sheer terror, all white knuckles.

    "There but by the grace of God go I."

    I am of the firm opinion that with the right group of people, larping would be the fucking tits

    But man isn't, like, life just one big larp

    Whoaaaaaaa

    World as MythDarth WaiterpixiecowStraightzi
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    oh, fichtner <3

    i was really hoping he'd come back in the third act of elysium and be super evil

  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt DON'T call me annie... unless you're my friendRegistered User regular
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    orik just keep growing out that hair man

    seriously you would look crazy

    i am always, always tempted

    what is the longest you've had it, and what was its behavior in this state

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