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[PA Comic] Monday, November 18, 2013 - Exponential Decay

GethGeth LegionPerseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
edited November 2013 in The Penny Arcade Hub

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  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    Fruit Fucker in the last panel is the highlight of this strip!


    The rest was pretty funny too though, and I agree with Tycho, I don't need other people watching me be terrible.

  • HevachHevach Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    I feel like I'm a good gamer, I do amazing things when people aren't watching (they seem amazing to me, anyway, maybe I delude myself), even on teams I feel like people are glad I was there (I get limited complaints in games with atrocious communities). So I decided to take part when my Star Trek Online fleet streamed a series of elite missions.

    I proceeded to get stuck on a wall, faceplant into multiple easily avoidable AOEs, and then finishing everything off afterburnered straight into my own tricobalt torpedo, killing myself. All things I'm usually pretty good about.


    Not one positive thing was said about me in the comments. Closest I got was another fleet member saying, "lol his keyboard must be broken no way he'd let Goldy get that far ahead of him"

    Hevach on
  • TheECPTheECP Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Good thing Gabe had the sense to censor the "Shit" that had REAL emphasis :) I feel like if I knew people were watching me play I would be 100 times worse at it.

    Also, there was a long time without Fruit Fucker and Mike has recently been putting him back in there. I like to think it was partly because I mentioned he really should bring it back when I met him at Comic-Con awhile back. (Me and probably hundreds of others, but shhh)

    TheECP on
  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Yeh I won't be turning that on if/when I get a PS4.

    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    There's a sentiment out there that streaming what we play (and watching what others play) is the new thing taking over video games. Before that it was "everything multiplayer." I'm inclined to believe it.

    I dunno. I think it's pretty cool. I'm already a loon who likes to watch LPs and people apparently like watching me play games sometimes. I'd say that if you can withstand having comments on your YouTube uploads or random asshat comments via Twitter, then whatever, go for it and stream.

  • KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Why are you how you are? Imma use that.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
  • DoomnetoDoomneto Registered User regular
    I'm a pretty avid viewer of all things video game streaming. Never, ever pay attention to chat. Twitch chats are always especially terrible.

  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    Really, I have little enough time in my life to play the games I want to. To spend my spare watching someone else play would be madness.

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  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    Really, I have little enough time in my life to play the games I want to. To spend my spare watching someone else play would be madness.

    The thing about watching videos of games is you can do it while you're doing something else. I can't play most games while cleaning my office.

  • NightslyrNightslyr Registered User regular
    Bludslyr is totally based on me

  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    Happy 15 Years Penny Arcade! Oh that fateful day in high school when we stumbled upon the comic. Little did we know it would turn into 15 years of checking every MWF for new jpegs!

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  • BolerBoler Registered User regular
    I remember when I recorded TF2 before I lost most interest in the game, for some reason the only time anything interesting happened was when I was recording, in some bizarre reversal of what is normal.

    Now that I'm recording other games though, it's back to the standard routine of "yeah this was a boring match, time for take five".

  • OmegaDezOmegaDez CanadaRegistered User regular
    u suk

    I'm a sucker for when Jerry writes in gamer speak.

  • RehabRehab Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    Bludslyr is totally based on me

    When I first saw that name my mind thought "continuity?!" as I had at first misread it as Bludsukr.

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    Turns out that poor fucker might still be stuck in the hell that is Home though and not experiencing the PS4.

    Edit: And that could be KillerPiez from todays comic in the first panel if he finally disabled caps lock when entering his username this time. Are these names just coincidences? I think not!

    Rehab on
    NNID: Rehab0
  • OmegaDezOmegaDez CanadaRegistered User regular
    Rehab wrote: »
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    Bludslyr is totally based on me

    When I first saw that name my mind thought "continuity?!" as I had at first misread it as Bludsukr.

    Turns out that poor fucker might still be stuck in the hell that is Home though and not experiencing the PS4.

    Edit: And that could be KillerPiez from todays comic in the first panel if he finally disabled caps lock when entering his username this time. Are these names just coincidences? I think not!

    That's one of my favorite comics ever.

  • miaAusamiaAusa GOD Gamer Of Daters ValhallaRegistered User regular
    streaming is fun, i like to do that, I love that fruit fucker is in this comic too, very awesome, that stream thing is awesome on the ps4 and the one gabe did over the weeekend preety awesome sauce

  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    In regards to the "Cloudboard" that Gabe is discussing on the front page, check out this page:
    http://csedweek.org/learn2

    It has some programming puzzles that will be taught to kids the week of December 9th. It's called Computer Science Education Week, and it's organized by a couple of groups that try to foster CS learning for grade school, junior high, and high school.

    I have volunteered to help teach a class or two of this.

    The idea is the same as the Cloudboard without the hardware peripheral. It looks like it has support from Rovio and PopCap since they are using graphics and sound assets from Angry Birds and Plants vs. Zombies. (As well as support from Zuckerberg and Gates since they have appeared in the instructional videos accompanying the tutorials.)

    I found it to be a great introduction to programming concepts.

    If you have kids in middle school and their school isn't participating, you might want to ask the school if they will consider it, or at least sit your own kids down and give it a try. It's really solid.

  • AngelicalManAngelicalMan You Know Registered User new member
    >:)

  • jskangjskang Registered User regular
    Congrats on 15 to the PA crew. It's been so long (plus, I'm old) that I no longer recall the first PA strip I ever read.

    When I'd read about that streaming feature in the PS4, I thought it was a cool idea. Not something that I will use personally when I eventually move to the PS4. But, hey, at least it's there. Also, if anyone watched me play, it'd be the most boring thing ever because I usually play RPGs and tend to sniff through every nook and cranny in the world. Slowly. LOL.

  • PyrianPyrian Registered User regular
    I will never understand why the smug entitlement that glinted on every scale of that debauched creature doesn’t effect other people’s blood like it does mine.
    Because you have to. Most of us, we can choose which and whether to pay money and buy these things. You don't have that choice. They ARE entitled to your audience. Not mine.

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    What kind of crappy LOGO was Mike playing that had a lame-ass triangle for a cursor instead of a sweet turtle?

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  • Monkey Ball WarriorMonkey Ball Warrior A collection of mediocre hats Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    What kind of crappy LOGO was Mike playing that had a lame-ass triangle for a cursor instead of a sweet turtle?

    Probably the same one I played/wrote with. When it's 1989 and all you have to work with is some ancient IBM's with a couple of 5.25 floppies for storage you kind have to use your imagination.

    "I resent the entire notion of a body as an ante and then raise you a generalized dissatisfaction with physicality itself" -- Tycho
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Aegeri wrote: »
    I am dying to see what his newspost will say about the Xbone after what he wrote about the PS4.

    Gotta say Mike's post has done quite a bit more to figure out what I'm buying next year.

  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    What kind of crappy LOGO was Mike playing that had a lame-ass triangle for a cursor instead of a sweet turtle?

    The earliest LOGO programs available in the 80s were so severely limited in graphical fidelity that a triangle was pretty much the best cursor you could muster because it had to be drawn geometrically instead of as a sprite so that it could rotate to the appropriate compass position indicated by the commands. Early computers available in schools could not muster the power to draw a sprite and rotate it. And it was important that you knew if the cursor was pointing at 95° or 110°.

  • SpaffySpaffy Fuck the Zero Registered User regular
    SmKiTuP: When the Greater Internet Fuckwad gets existential.

    ALRIGHT FINE I GOT AN AVATAR
    Steam: adamjnet
  • JormungandrJormungandr Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    What kind of crappy LOGO was Mike playing that had a lame-ass triangle for a cursor instead of a sweet turtle?

    The earliest LOGO programs available in the 80s were so severely limited in graphical fidelity that a triangle was pretty much the best cursor you could muster because it had to be drawn geometrically instead of as a sprite so that it could rotate to the appropriate compass position indicated by the commands. Early computers available in schools could not muster the power to draw a sprite and rotate it. And it was important that you knew if the cursor was pointing at 95° or 110°.

    Yeah, ours was pretty much a triangle, too, back in the mid to late '80s. We called it a turtle, though, since that's what the teacher called it, and we were nothing if not impressionable.

    Were there versions of LOGO made where you could actually identify that it was a turtle without prompting?

  • YoungFreyYoungFrey Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    What kind of crappy LOGO was Mike playing that had a lame-ass triangle for a cursor instead of a sweet turtle?

    The earliest LOGO programs available in the 80s were so severely limited in graphical fidelity that a triangle was pretty much the best cursor you could muster because it had to be drawn geometrically instead of as a sprite so that it could rotate to the appropriate compass position indicated by the commands. Early computers available in schools could not muster the power to draw a sprite and rotate it. And it was important that you knew if the cursor was pointing at 95° or 110°.

    Yeah, ours was pretty much a triangle, too, back in the mid to late '80s. We called it a turtle, though, since that's what the teacher called it, and we were nothing if not impressionable.

    Were there versions of LOGO made where you could actually identify that it was a turtle without prompting?

    It's called a Turtle because the graphics of Logo was based on a similar robotics platform that started in the 40s. And it's not too hard to guess why you might call a small slow robot with a hemispherical shell a "turtle".

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    jskang wrote: »
    Congrats on 15 to the PA crew. It's been so long (plus, I'm old) that I no longer recall the first PA strip I ever read.

    I can - appropriately enough, it was the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • wormspeakerwormspeaker Objectively Terrible Registered User regular
    forty wrote: »
    What kind of crappy LOGO was Mike playing that had a lame-ass triangle for a cursor instead of a sweet turtle?

    The earliest LOGO programs available in the 80s were so severely limited in graphical fidelity that a triangle was pretty much the best cursor you could muster because it had to be drawn geometrically instead of as a sprite so that it could rotate to the appropriate compass position indicated by the commands. Early computers available in schools could not muster the power to draw a sprite and rotate it. And it was important that you knew if the cursor was pointing at 95° or 110°.

    Yeah, ours was pretty much a triangle, too, back in the mid to late '80s. We called it a turtle, though, since that's what the teacher called it, and we were nothing if not impressionable.

    Were there versions of LOGO made where you could actually identify that it was a turtle without prompting?

    Actually, yes. In the 90s they updated the software. With higher resolutions and more processing power they replaced the triangle with a turtle sprite. http://img.brothersoft.com/screenshots/softimage/t/turtle_graphics-327845-1263274613.jpeg

  • fortyforty Registered User regular
    edited November 2013
    forty wrote: »
    What kind of crappy LOGO was Mike playing that had a lame-ass triangle for a cursor instead of a sweet turtle?

    Probably the same one I played/wrote with. When it's 1989 and all you have to work with is some ancient IBM's with a couple of 5.25 floppies for storage you kind have to use your imagination.
    Back when I was in Junior High we had a real simple computer lab with a bunch of Apple II machines
    Those are what we used for Logo too.

    This is approximately what it looked like. It was definitely not as large and detailed as the one in wormspeaker's link, nor was it running as a Windows application.

    forty on
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