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An[chat] Rome

ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
edited November 2013 in Debate and/or Discourse
This is Rome

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In the early 14th century, it was ruled, much like America today, by a dysfunctional Senate made up of stodgy old dudes and firebrand upstarts.

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Political tensions made things difficult for an aging and crumbling empire, such that they had to start stabbing each other just to get anything done.

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This eventually led to their downfall when they were invaded by the Huns in 1492.

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Sad times ensued. We have no record of history since then because of the Dark Ages and all we know is what has been passed down through oral tradition.

Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    pooooooooooooooo

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu, if you built your computer correctly, you don't need the boxes, because you voided all your warranties anyway

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Edifying history lesson thank you chanus

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    like damn, girl, why can't you just be happy with some good clean choking and hair-pulling

    why you gotta make it weird

    man what she wants ain't even weird

    hair pulling? now that's weird

    I dunno I find it pretty tame in the grand scheme of things

    but it fuckin hurts

    in a bad way

    i'd have thought nipple clamps and all that shit are bad hurt too

    but spool32 seems to love em so different pokes and all that jazz

    different kind of pain entirely

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    also jennifer lawrence is adorbs

    fuck gendered marketing
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu, if you built your computer correctly, you don't need the boxes, because you voided all your warranties anyway

    i definitely voided my motherboard warranty when i snapped the retention tab clean off the pci-e 3.0 slot

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    edited November 2013
    *disapproving look*

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    ronya on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Edifying history lesson thank you chanus

    I do feel slightly more korean now.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i kept all my boxes of computer crapadoo because

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    also jennifer lawrence is adorbs

    She really is. Somehow she has some magic where she can be talking about shitting herself and still be adorable.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Edifying history lesson thank you chanus

    I do feel slightly more korean now.

    you'll always be a portuguese in my book, Lud.

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    also serious about apocalypse stuff last night

    was incroyable

    fuck gendered marketing
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    21st what vidya card od you have

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Chanus you forgot about the vomitoriums where they'd throw up their meals during orgies to eat anew.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    also serious about apocalypse stuff last night

    was incroyable

    I followed a bit at the beginning but stopped because it just made me want to play really bad.

    I may need to purchase them rules...

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    I feel like a lot of women hate being called adorable

    Though I am not a woman so

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Casual wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    like damn, girl, why can't you just be happy with some good clean choking and hair-pulling

    why you gotta make it weird

    man what she wants ain't even weird

    hair pulling? now that's weird

    I dunno I find it pretty tame in the grand scheme of things

    but it fuckin hurts

    in a bad way

    i'd have thought nipple clamps and all that shit are bad hurt too

    but spool32 seems to love em so different pokes and all that jazz

    different kind of pain entirely

    well, yes

    but that doesn't invalidate "different pokes for different folks"

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    At least grimes hates it and she is the best so

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Chanus you forgot about the vomitoriums where they'd throw up their meals during orgies to eat anew.

    SHIT

    TEAR IT ALL DOWN I FUCKED UP

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    21st what vidya card od you have

    I have a...

    lemme check my pile of computer crap boxes!

    Radeon HD 6950.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    @DiannaoChong That's a pretty common problem to have, and it boils down to having an inexperienced squad/platoon leader. There are amazing fights out there to be had, but you have to know how to find them, how to predict where your allies/enemies are going, and when to give up and leave. I will almost never lead my people to a fight that isn't even, and I'll split my squads and platoons across multiple territories to make it even if I have to.

    Planetside 2 is a game that is really best experienced with a good squad.

    Unfortunately, I can't lead all of the platoons :(.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    You can probably replace women with people. If men got called it more they'd probably hate it too

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
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    Hmm...Airplane joke makes me happy.

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    First couple of times I just rolled out to the biggest group of blues, and we had this awesome long-range tank fight going on across the deserts on Indar - so we had like, all these tanks shelling each other and the infantry charging dunes down the middle to get in range with the rockets.

    More recently was some crazy thing between the local outfits where we took a bunch of bases, and then got swarmed by an entire platoon riding in Sunderers - like, enough that massed fire was popping tanks really quick. So we take them down, move on, and we end up holding Abandon NS offices or something and kind of sniping attrition down their tanks - then it mysteriously goes quiet, like, just way fewer guys...and then suddenly we end up with like 30 Mosquitos suddenly in the sky. Perfectly timed so they all came into view at once first. Which led to the awesomest push back ever since we dived in and pulled Max's to take them down, then ended up fighting a coordinated ground repel as well.

    You don't happen to play on Connery, do you? Because "30 Mosquitoes suddenly appeared in the sky" sounds an awful lot like EXE.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
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    It's been 4 hours, damnit.

    I wish there was an option called "do not deliver, just let me pick it up as soon as it arrives at the local sort facility" because DIS WAIT.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    You can probably replace women with people. If men got called it more they'd probably hate it too

    i imagine anyone who isn't intentionally trying to be adorable would feel somewhat patronised by being called adorable

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    You can probably replace women with people. If men got called it more they'd probably hate it too

    i imagine anyone who isn't intentionally trying to be adorable would feel somewhat patronised by being called adorable

    I am 100% okay with being called adorable.

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    What vid card did you get, Chu?

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Xbone1 day today?

    yup, and the rumor mills are saying that it will sell almost as many (if not as many outright) as the PS4 did at launch.

    Also, the rumors mills are talking about dead disc drives in a few units.

    Rumor mills are harrowing places right now.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    chu is your computer running

  • skippydumptruckskippydumptruck Registered User regular
    BETTER GO CATCH IT

    (but seriously is it)

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
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    It's been 4 hours, damnit.

    I wish there was an option called "do not deliver, just let me pick it up as soon as it arrives at the local sort facility" because DIS WAIT.

    last time i missed a package there was physically no way for me to prevent them from deliving it again the same day when i wouldnt be there again

    it's a law of physics or some shit, no, you cannot go pick up your package unless they've had two failed attempts at delivering it

    *tears out hair*

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Jennifer Lawrence is one of the few celebrities who genuinely seem like they would be totally cool to hang out with. I think her, George Clooney and Sandra Bullock top my list for 'Celebrities I want to have a beer with."

  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    I feel as though all people can be kind of adorable, when looked at in the right light, and that being upset about being called adorable might mean you take yourself too seriously.

  • The Razor's EdgeThe Razor's Edge Simple, but effective Ain't nothing fancyRegistered User regular
    I've never tried leading a platoon in Planetside. It can't possibly be harder than leading a real one.

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    21st what vidya card od you have

    I have a...

    lemme check my pile of computer crap boxes!

    Radeon HD 6950.

    Have to admit I was a Radeon guy at first but I have to say that my last card and current one have given me little problems (last one being a Twin Frozr GTS 250 and current being an EVGA Geforce 560 Ti).

    desc wrote: »
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  • WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Jennifer Lawrence is one of the few celebrities who genuinely seem like they would be totally cool to hang out with. I think her, George Clooney and Sandra Bullock top my list for 'Celebrities I want to have a beer with."

    Aubrey Plaza

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    Jennifer Lawrence is one of the few celebrities who genuinely seem like they would be totally cool to hang out with. I think her, George Clooney and Sandra Bullock top my list for 'Celebrities I want to have a beer with."

    Aubrey Plaza

    As much as I like Aubrey Plaza, I imagine actually hanging out with her would be weird unless we knew each other really well.

    So we'll just have to hang out a bunch.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    21st what vidya card od you have

    I have a...

    lemme check my pile of computer crap boxes!

    Radeon HD 6950.

    Have to admit I was a Radeon guy at first but I have to say that my last card and current one have given me little problems (last one being a Twin Frozr GTS 250 and current being an EVGA Geforce 560 Ti).

    i don't know what's good or bad about my set-up.

    i just bought parts and mishandled them into a computer case until it worked.

    My computer is a cargo-cult computer. it's made of hay and rocks.

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