Hi kids! It's LtHummus here. You may remember me from Prime's "Shot a man in a blue suit and now no Japan for me" Omegathon finale. I'm here to tell you that the PA crew are calling folks to tell them that they've been invited to this one-of-a-kind gaming tournament. The moral of the story: if you get a call from an mysterious/blocked number today, ANSWER YOUR TELEPHONE (thanks David Cross).
If you were one of the lucky few to answer the call for East 2014, check in here so we can find out who you all are and wish you luck undergoing the most nerve-wracking, torturous
incredible, life-affirming experience!
If you didn't get the call this year, don't worry! Post and say good luck to your fellow PAXers! Then later you can watch and think "I'm glad that's not me up there" while they have to play some weird variant of Jenga while drinking water and whistling the Star-Spangled Banner....
edit: small FAQ
Q: If I'm an Omeganaut, what should I keep in mind?
A: DO NOT MESS WITH SMALLLADY (Messing with Travis is probably cool
Q: I got the call and said yes. It seems like I can jump a bit higher and run a bit faster.
A: This is a known side effect. If it lasts for more than four hours, please see a licensed physician (thanks Sary for that reminder)
Q: OMG WHAT IS THE FINAL GAME?
A: Some potentials:
- Twister with the mat covered in Vaseline.
- Who can stare at the sun the longest?
- Knife eating
- "Bees" (added due to request of SmallLady, so I would heed this one carefully)
Known East 2014 Omeganauts:@SenseiCAY@PorcelainEvee@Kemical@Juicesir@Twohitemquitem@digiteknique@Geod@Aria Of Solace@Renegadestar@genericuser@novawith5as@Ark Malmeida@Boss 5@guso@ComicSeans@Kasuga Sakura@myshra@nyasara@MiceW