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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    I do not agree that plumber ass is universally unattractive. I would male gaze a hot lady plumber crack.

    Wash
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Trying to get friends and family to refer to me with female pronouns is really as awkward and difficult as I thought it would be.

    I clicked So Raven and then I imagined Raven Simone saying it and I giggled a little.

    I feel this was the intent behind the reaction's creation.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    edited March 2014
    Organichu wrote: »
    I do not agree that plumber ass is universally unattractive. I would male gaze a hot lady plumber crack.

    Low rise jeans, arched back... Yeah, I'd stare.


    Edit: but that is more likely to happen at a maxim photo shoot than a draft tourney.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • AresProphetAresProphet I see a darkness in my fate I'll drive my car without the brakesRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I guess the magic:tg butt pix struck me as being intended in this tone of sort of silly and lighthearted ribbing without any sort of ... lecherous? angle that I would knee-jerk worry about in any comparable photo of ladies because I have a total double standard about my underlying assumptions.

    hmm.

    I think this is one of those biases that I am okay with having

    the opposite is arguing... what? that women can be equal objects of ridicule as men vis a vis buttcracks?

    like okay, I'm theoretically on board with that, but condoning that kind of thing is likely to cause more creepy behavior

    this has been the most thought provoking discussion about buttcracks I've ever encountered

    oh, gimme some time
    show me the foothold from which I can climb
    yeah, when I feel low
    you show me a signpost for where I should go
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    Girls almost universally wore pants that didn't fit when I was in high school.

    They had those all black pants that zipped up in the back or whatever? And their cracks would hang out. Some of them even had butt floss, like, clearly visible.

    I have not been in high school in some time but I remember us joking that we would drop pencils in there or something.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I don't think I've ever actually smelled Axe.

  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Trying to get friends and family to refer to me with female pronouns is really as awkward and difficult as I thought it would be.

    I clicked So Raven and then I imagined Raven Simone saying it and I giggled a little.

    I feel this was the intent behind the reaction's creation.

    Sometimes I read a post and it is just SO Raven. I understand. :P

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I do not agree that plumber ass is universally unattractive. I would male gaze a hot lady plumber crack.

    I am not down with it

    I mean I love butts, especially unclothed attractive butts, but for whatever reason the plumber's crack version is a big nope for me

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Or just "Ron" Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever actually smelled Axe.

    Come within half a mile of an Abercrombie and Fitch store and you've smelled it.

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    I do not agree that plumber ass is universally unattractive. I would male gaze a hot lady plumber crack.

    Low rise jeans, arched back... Yeah, I'd stare.


    Edit: but that is more likely to happen at a maxim photo shoot than a draft tourney.

    yeah that's not plumber's crack

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    AresProphet
  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    the tumblrs I follow have gotten out of control

    too many Biggie photos and underdressed girls on diets and stuff

    I must cull tomorrow

  • descdesc the '87 stick up kids Registered User regular
    my own tumblr has no theme

    i must meditate like Bobby on this

    DasUberEdward
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2014
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever actually smelled Axe.

    it is incredibly harsh and chemical-ly. Like if bleach came in "mountain fresh" and "double energy" smells but was still bleach.

    Jacobkosh on
    FeralEvil Multifarious
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever actually smelled Axe.

    it is incredibly harsh and chemical-ly. Like if bleach came in "mountain fresh" and "double energy" smells but was still bleach.

    very accurate

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    I just had the most infuriating DotA 2 match, and I became what I hate: The guy yelling at his team angrily about how to play.

    Nobody likes me but that's okay. I'm used to it.
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    these people are usually pretty good at saying creepy things that I find some mix of amusing and endearing despite said creepiness

    trunk.jpg

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    EddyFeralAresProphet
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    desc wrote: »
    the tumblrs I follow have gotten out of control

    too many Biggie photos and underdressed girls on diets and stuff

    I must cull tomorrow

    KEEP FORMEITWASTUESDAY

    Zampanovdesc
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    I just had the most infuriating DotA 2 match, and I became what I hate: The guy yelling at his team angrily about how to play.

    you have beaten the game

    or has it


    beaten you

    ZampanovEddyJacobkosh
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Got high

    Woop woop

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    I am impatient to become thin and beautiful

    EddyDasUberEdwardRear Admiral Chocodesc
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Someone just told me I can ignore pizza crust and just add pepperoni, sauce, and cheese to a bowl, microwave it, and eat it with a spoon

    Mother of god

    FeralRear Admiral ChocoJacobkosh
  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Estrogen worked for me.

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Someone just told me I can ignore pizza crust and just add pepperoni, sauce, and cheese to a bowl, microwave it, and eat it with a spoon

    Mother of god

    sounds healthy

    Cinders
  • HenroidHenroid Radio Demon Internet HellRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I just had the most infuriating DotA 2 match, and I became what I hate: The guy yelling at his team angrily about how to play.

    you have beaten the game

    or has it


    beaten you

    DO NOT WANT

    Nobody likes me but that's okay. I'm used to it.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    I think you can make crust out of cauliflower?

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Someone just told me I can ignore pizza crust and just add pepperoni, sauce, and cheese to a bowl, microwave it, and eat it with a spoon

    Mother of god

    yeah i will on rare occasion just throw a bunch of veggies and pepperoni in a bowl, put some sauce and cheese on top, and throw the whole thing in an oven

    pizza casserole basically

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    let's be honest here chu

    will a spoon really be used

    “Even as a gengar she was lovely.” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses
    JacobkoshZampanovDeebaser
  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    I am impatient to become thin and beautiful

    batman

    workout

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    Jacobkosh
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    let's be honest here chu

    will a spoon really be used

    I ate my silverware long ago

    Jacobkosh
  • NecoNeco Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I just had the most infuriating DotA 2 match, and I became what I hate: The guy yelling at his team angrily about how to play.

    you have beaten the game

    or has it


    beaten you

    This is part of the reason I quit WoW. I hated seeing my friends get yelled at, and yet, I was powerless to stop myself from getting mad at others.

    I only yelled at people who were being mean, but I could see myself becoming one of THOSE people... so I stopped.

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Someone just told me I can ignore pizza crust and just add pepperoni, sauce, and cheese to a bowl, microwave it, and eat it with a spoon

    Mother of god

    I mean, in the strictest sense of the phrasing, yes you could

    Kinda like you could jump off a building whilst cutting off your own dick with rusty scissors

    The question becomes why the fuck would you?

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    DasUberEdward
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Someone just told me I can ignore pizza crust and just add pepperoni, sauce, and cheese to a bowl, microwave it, and eat it with a spoon

    Mother of god

    yeah i will on rare occasion just throw a bunch of veggies and pepperoni in a bowl, put some sauce and cheese on top, and throw the whole thing in an oven

    pizza casserole basically

    I tried to improvise my way out of forgetting to buy pizza sauce a few days ago; some juicy vegetables here, some juicy vegetables there, pretty much just as good as the moisture from sauce, right?

    The middle turned out like a shallow pie.

    Feral
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Tbh I don't think I wanna go down the rabbit hole of like cauliflower crusts and dough made from almond meal or coconut flour

    Also lots of keto dudes make crusts that are just like cream cheese and Parmesan, baked

    I ain't trying to be one of those dudes!!

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Someone just told me I can ignore pizza crust and just add pepperoni, sauce, and cheese to a bowl, microwave it, and eat it with a spoon

    Mother of god

    yeah i will on rare occasion just throw a bunch of veggies and pepperoni in a bowl, put some sauce and cheese on top, and throw the whole thing in an oven

    pizza casserole basically

    no no no no what you are talking about is not

    listen

    how long until sauce becomes ketchup here

    and will vegetables ever really come into it

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Cinders wrote: »
    Estrogen worked for me.

    I am trying to avoid boob formation

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    I just had the most infuriating DotA 2 match, and I became what I hate: The guy yelling at his team angrily about how to play.

    you have beaten the game

    or has it


    beaten you

    This is part of the reason I quit WoW. I hated seeing my friends get yelled at, and yet, I was powerless to stop myself from getting mad at others.

    I only yelled at people who were being mean, but I could see myself becoming one of THOSE people... so I stopped.

    I mostly just 5 man'd or pvp'd with friends while on vent and we mostly just giggled

    I quit because 5-6 years is a long fucking time to play the same goddamned game

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    Estrogen worked for me.

    I am trying to avoid boob formation

    Why

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    burn facebook ui to the ground start over

    they PAID someone to design this

    CindersJacobkoshZampanov
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Someone just told me I can ignore pizza crust and just add pepperoni, sauce, and cheese to a bowl, microwave it, and eat it with a spoon

    Mother of god

    yeah i will on rare occasion just throw a bunch of veggies and pepperoni in a bowl, put some sauce and cheese on top, and throw the whole thing in an oven

    pizza casserole basically

    no no no no what you are talking about is not

    listen

    how long until sauce becomes ketchup here

    and will vegetables ever really come into it

    ...

    i don't even have ketchup in my house

    i'm talking about tomatoes i blanched and left simmer with spices and olive oil in a pot for hours

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Someone just told me I can ignore pizza crust and just add pepperoni, sauce, and cheese to a bowl, microwave it, and eat it with a spoon

    Mother of god

    yeah i will on rare occasion just throw a bunch of veggies and pepperoni in a bowl, put some sauce and cheese on top, and throw the whole thing in an oven

    pizza casserole basically

    no no no no what you are talking about is not

    listen

    how long until sauce becomes ketchup here

    and will vegetables ever really come into it

    ...

    i don't even have ketchup in my house

    i'm talking about tomatoes i blanched and left simmer with spices and olive oil in a pot for hours

    SNAP

    Cinders
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