Oh god yeah, I hope the PC version is the one we expected.
But its still a hell of a fucking game, but unlike Watch Dogs people played the good builds of Dark Souls 2 so they exist somewhere maybe a secret Next Gen version
I think it's interesting that consoles seem to have such issues with decent lighting engines.
Both for Watch_Dogs and Dark Souls 2, the most obvious disappearance is the lighting engine in favour of just some funky player-centred glow (with a clear cut-off point to to the shading about 20-30 metres ahead of the character). Why on earth would lighting engines cause that much trouble for console processors?
the gpus in consoles use a type of rendering known as CPR aka Casual Peasant Rendering
it has trouble with advanced geometry and lighting, but it's really cheap
so this esports caster got fired because he went on a 10 minute rant about poland right before he was about to host an event in poland
like this wasn't just one off hand remark
he brutally shit all over poland repeatedly
"Well it’s in Poland and I think the tickets are pretty cheap so I assume it will be sold out.. Because what the fuck else is going on in Poland? And they’ve got that existential hole of being Polish to try and fill with some esports.”
“Maybe, it’s like when you have the Olympics somewhere in Africa and they can all pretend they’re part of the developed world for two weeks, and then everyone just leaves and they’re still in the dirt.”
“Poland is one of the worst countries in Europe, bro. It’s one of those countries where when they opened up that Schengen Agreement for European countries, where if you’re in the EU you can move freely between countries.. Like, the second they opened that up everyone in Poland was just like “Cool, let’s get the fuck out of Poland” and they just went to the next countries.”
“Put it this way, it’s another place also where there’s constantly news stories where at their football games they have straight up racism aimed at all black players, with the whole crowd like chanting stuff or throwing banana peels. That happened like 50 years ago in the developed European countries - that shit happens, like, now in Poland.”
“If you hold the event somewhere shitty, then it’s going to seem awesome and loads more people will come.”
He is probably Hitler.
OMG LOLOL
as a Pole,
>:[
Your feet are firmly planted into the ground?
'cism
No, that was word play. This is 'cism.
How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
Turn off the carousel.
What does it say on the bottom of Polish Coke bottles?
"Open other end."
A Polack decided to commit suicide by hanging himself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted him hanging from the tree. He asked the Polack what he was doing and he replied,"I'm hanging myself." Your supposed to put the noose around your neck not your waist." said the onlooker. "I already tried that," replied the Polack, "but I couldn't breathe."
A 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland.
Polish officials have so far retrieved 4000 bodies.
Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash?
The pilot got cold, so he turned off the fan.
How can you tell a Polish neighborhood?
By the toilet paper hung out to dry.
hey if there's one thing you can't take the piss out of it's Polish cavalry
The other aspect that lends piquance to that Roma Maxima story is that one of the guys piling on the pace in the chase group was Pozzovivo's AG2R team mate Davide Apollonio, who had decided that the group was going to make the catch anyway so he'd best try to be at the front of it
He finished second
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Someone please find me a job in Portland that may require a non-descript liberal arts degree (such as teaching social studies teaching cough cough) but that isn't a teaching gig
Someone please find me a job in Portland that may require a non-descript liberal arts degree (such as teaching social studies teaching cough cough) but that isn't a teaching gig
also thanks
uhhh lets see, we got heroin addict busker and meth addict busker
Someone please find me a job in Portland that may require a non-descript liberal arts degree (such as teaching social studies teaching cough cough) but that isn't a teaching gig
So I just saw the Veronica Mars movie. If you're a fan of the show you should see it. If you're not, well hmm I dunno. I liked it a lot, but if you've never seen the show I dunno how much you'd get from it.
I have a group of elements in illustrator in a 48in tall canvas.
The middle of the group is vaguely at 24in vertical
The group toolbar tells me it is at -89.7in
what the fuck illustrator
i am sure that there is a perfectly logical reason for this once I see things from Illustrator's perspective (i'm just not sure if that perspective involves cranial-rectal insertion)
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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I know there's probably a basic sanitation concern, but I really like when I go into a store or shop and there's a cat or a dog who just, like, belongs to the store / owner.
And it's just wandering around and being friendly, shedding in the food, pooping places no one will find for ages ...
I like to pet them and say hello and let them smell me and let them sit in my lap while I drink my coffee.
When I worked in a bookstore we had a store cat. He was pretty chill. We didn't serve food so he wasn't really a sanitation issue.
Bookstores without a cat aren't bookstores. They're boring.
It's funny how the UK's Irish jokes are Polish jokes in the US.
They're Frisian jokes in down here.
Not the army one, though. Frisian army, heh.
You make jokes about a Dutch province?
No, we have Frisians, too (East Frisia).
... maybe a little bit.
Oh I forgot, it's weird because there's another province between Frisia and East-Frisia
Also Frisian flag sure is something
If you want to annoy a Frisian ask him why there are hearts on his flag
It's funny how the UK's Irish jokes are Polish jokes in the US.
They're Frisian jokes in down here.
Not the army one, though. Frisian army, heh.
You make jokes about a Dutch province?
No, we have Frisians, too (East Frisia).
... maybe a little bit.
Oh I forgot, it's weird because there's another province between Frisia and East-Frisia
Also Frisian flag sure is something
If you want to annoy a Frisian ask him why there are hearts on his flag
It's funny how the UK's Irish jokes are Polish jokes in the US.
They're Frisian jokes in down here.
Not the army one, though. Frisian army, heh.
You make jokes about a Dutch province?
No, we have Frisians, too (East Frisia).
... maybe a little bit.
Oh I forgot, it's weird because there's another province between Frisia and East-Frisia
Also Frisian flag sure is something
If you want to annoy a Frisian ask him why there are hearts on his flag
It's like someone grabbed a guy's boxers and ran them up the flag pole.
It's funny how the UK's Irish jokes are Polish jokes in the US.
They're Frisian jokes in down here.
Not the army one, though. Frisian army, heh.
You make jokes about a Dutch province?
No, we have Frisians, too (East Frisia).
... maybe a little bit.
Oh I forgot, it's weird because there's another province between Frisia and East-Frisia
Also Frisian flag sure is something
If you want to annoy a Frisian ask him why there are hearts on his flag
Are... are those red beans?
Red lily leaves, one for each territory the Frisian King held. (It is a Francian thing apparently)
It's funny how the UK's Irish jokes are Polish jokes in the US.
They're Frisian jokes in down here.
Not the army one, though. Frisian army, heh.
You make jokes about a Dutch province?
No, we have Frisians, too (East Frisia).
... maybe a little bit.
Oh I forgot, it's weird because there's another province between Frisia and East-Frisia
Also Frisian flag sure is something
If you want to annoy a Frisian ask him why there are hearts on his flag
It's like someone grabbed a guy's boxers and ran them up the flag pole.
I'm getting flashbacks to Salute your Shorts.
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Did you hear about the guy who moved here from Poland?
It's funny how the UK's Irish jokes are Polish jokes in the US.
They're Frisian jokes in down here.
Not the army one, though. Frisian army, heh.
You make jokes about a Dutch province?
No, we have Frisians, too (East Frisia).
... maybe a little bit.
Oh I forgot, it's weird because there's another province between Frisia and East-Frisia
Also Frisian flag sure is something
If you want to annoy a Frisian ask him why there are hearts on his flag
It's like someone grabbed a guy's boxers and ran them up the flag pole.
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I did just this thing for lunch.
Grubhub is awesome. And my local Thai place is awesome too.
Drunken noodle thai hot yissss
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
the gpus in consoles use a type of rendering known as CPR aka Casual Peasant Rendering
it has trouble with advanced geometry and lighting, but it's really cheap
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/shaqs-dance.gif
Just ask the Turks.
He finished second
also thanks
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
uhhh lets see, we got heroin addict busker and meth addict busker
take your pick
And Scottish jokes in Ireland, right?
Illustrator.
What the fuck.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
The middle of the group is vaguely at 24in vertical
The group toolbar tells me it is at -89.7in
what the fuck illustrator
i am sure that there is a perfectly logical reason for this once I see things from Illustrator's perspective (i'm just not sure if that perspective involves cranial-rectal insertion)
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Ditto for record stores.
"The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it." -- Jack Kirby
You make jokes about a Dutch province?
they make good money right
need to break down those 'girls club' barriers
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
he looks exactly like a turtle
#mconnelling is the best thing ever
No idea
They tell Scottish jokes in Newcastle though
(A Geordie is a Scot with their brains kicked in)
No, we have Frisians, too (East Frisia).
... maybe a little bit.
This man and his family are all turtles.
Funny
I always heard it the other way around
Oh I forgot, it's weird because there's another province between Frisia and East-Frisia
Also Frisian flag sure is something
If you want to annoy a Frisian ask him why there are hearts on his flag
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Are... are those red beans?
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It's like someone grabbed a guy's boxers and ran them up the flag pole.
Red lily leaves, one for each territory the Frisian King held. (It is a Francian thing apparently)
but no-one ever does
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune in Poland with a box of Cheerios?
He sold them as donut seeds.
I'm getting flashbacks to Salute your Shorts.
He banged your mom.
:whistle:we run we jump we swim and play:whistle:
What is this thing?
Welp, I know what I'm listening to this afternoon.