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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    i've still never had scotch

    It's not as nice as bourbon and coke.

    I figure I could take a bear.
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Dang how is it 5 already?

    HOW HAVE I STILL NOT EATEN ANYTHING

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I think you're a lovely man and I too love whiskey.

    The rest of that stuff you wrote... you're on your own there. That was like rhetorical seppuku.

    <flees>

    i'm just talking about my experiences

    i try to be honest and transparent about it with myself and with others. i'd be lying if i said i just started drinking because i was curious about it, or something. and of course the greatest sin for my generation is to lack self-awareness.

    i'm sure there are plenty of people who aren't affected by the ideas of "fine things" but i think it is very common - much moreso in this instance than gender identity motivations. I don't think drinking hard liquor has a powerful relationship with masculinity these days.

    and having superficial motivations or interests isn't necessarily bad, as long as they are not the foundation for important decisions or behaviour. dressing well, for example, literally means caring about how you look to other people. you don't have to care about it, and you shouldn't let it control your life, but it's a fun indulgence and can be quite rewarding.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    poshniallo wrote: »
    Straight razors kinda go with fixies, for me.

    Like, I have one of those safety razors (not sure if this is the US terminology - common razor with a head that you throw away after a while and change for one of an over-priced pack of 3) WITH A BATTERY-POWERED MOTOR!

    So, you just shave like with a normal rubbish safety razor but then it vibrates and shaves really smoothly and doesn't give me razor burn or cut me ever.

    IT'S AN AWESOME PIECE OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY THAT DID NOT EVEN EXIST WHEN I WAS LEARNING TO SHAVE!

    Purposefully choosing some old-timey-coincidentally-a-deadly-weapon razor makes me raise a single eyebrown, spock-like. A spockbrow.

    Possibly spockbrow should be a unit measuring polite disbelief.

    Straight razor? A single spockbrow.

    A fixie? 3 spockbrows.

    Also, I've seen someone attacked with a straight razor, and it didn't endear me towards the device much.

    In summary, MY RAZOR IS SO COOL I AM LIVING IN THE FUTURE!

    Safety razors are usually understood to be the kind you unscrew and mount a single blade on.
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    I have something that's more or less a straight razor too but it's tricker to work with and I think my skin is easier to cut now.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    it is universally regarded that @MrMister enjoys epicurean pleasures even less than @surrealitycheck‌

    his main impetus tends to be the bacchanalian

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I'm scared of safety razors and straight razors because of depression.

    :expressionless:

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    fwiw having destroyed two freehub mechanisms riding through winter makes a fixie seem very attractive

    I have a feeling the one on my singlespeed is on its way out at the moment

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm scared of safety razors and straight razors because of depression.

    :expressionless:

    : (

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    posh, a safety razor isn't a disposable razor or one of those mach 3s. it's specifically a similarly-shaped thing that you use good ol' razor blades with. it isn't a straight razor, which looks more like a knife and is actually somewhat dangerous to use.

    thus the name "safety razor" i guess.

    you slide the blade into the safety razor, rather than putting on the whole head. razorblades are very cheap and are sharper. they're in fact so cheap that you can use one blade per shave and save tons of money over time vs replacing disposable heads.
    Chrome-Safety-Razor.jpg

    Evil Multifarious on
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i love bacchanalia

    also epicuria

    also other stuff

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    straight razors are very difficult to use but give a much closer shave, and when done correctly, and combined with balms, hot towels, and aftershaves, can be a very stimulating and pleasurable experience

    fixed gear bicycles are excellent ways to get around urban environs

    that young people latch onto them as some sort of a gauge of authenticity ought not slight the things in themselves

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited March 2014
    tl;dr hate the players don't hate the game

    Podly on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    I'm scared of safety razors and straight razors because of depression.

    :expressionless:

    : (

    I know. Kinda over-sharey of me, but I really want a straight razor for shaving because they do such a great job but I'm seriously scared and not trusting of myself.

    :\

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
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    Wut.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i feel like scheck specifically does enjoy epicurean pleasures

    they are just

    the baser subset thereof

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Omg

    70 min deep tissue massage

    Cool
    TREAT
    YO
    S...
    Accompanied with sea chanties and wooden ship acoustics

    ...WAIT...WHAT THE FUCK?

    @Deebaser‌

    Rad and I went to one of Lush's new spas. Lush wants them to have a British feel and the deept tissue massage in particular a nautical one. It was actually really nice. And then you finish with this:

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    There's one in NY!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    on the topic of hitlers

    my buddy and i were comparing how weird our relatives are

    he won by telling me about his possibly autistic cousin who is obsessed with Sephiroth and evil

    and how, when his brother took this cousin to the war museum, she saw a picture of Hitler, pointed at it, and said "I love him! He's evil like MEEEEEEeeeee!"

    ...

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    it is universally regarded that MrMister enjoys epicurean pleasures even less than surrealitycheck‌

    his main impetus tends to be the bacchanalian

    not possible

    i have the lowest tastes

    i am bathygeuomic

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    that is the best rum label

    SHIPS RUM

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    posh, a safety razor isn't a disposable razor or one of those mach 3s. it's specifically a similarly-shaped thing that you use good ol' razor blades with. it isn't a straight razor, which looks more like a knife and is actually somewhat dangerous to use.

    thus the name "safety razor" i guess.

    you slide the blade into the safety razor, rather than putting on the whole head. razorblades are very cheap and are sharper. they're in fact so cheap that you can use one blade per shave and save tons of money over time vs replacing disposable heads.
    Chrome-Safety-Razor.jpg

    I really like mine. Soon it's gonna be a non-face thing only though, hopefully.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    it is universally regarded that MrMister enjoys epicurean pleasures even less than surrealitycheck‌

    his main impetus tends to be the bacchanalian

    not possible

    i have the lowest tastes

    i am bathygeuomic

    google doesn't even have a hit for that

    how do you even

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i feel like scheck specifically does enjoy epicurean pleasures

    they are just

    the baser subset thereof

    *basser

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    "did you mean bathrooms"

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    that is the best rum label

    SHIPS RUM

    The only disappointing part is I'm almost positive it's Captain Morgan.

    Not that I, uh, took a swig out of the dropper bottle or anything.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    it is universally regarded that MrMister enjoys epicurean pleasures even less than surrealitycheck‌

    his main impetus tends to be the bacchanalian

    not possible

    i have the lowest tastes

    i am bathygeuomic

    google doesn't even have a hit for that

    how do you even

    it's like you weren't even classically educated

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i really want a safety razor because a) you get a better shave and b) you start saving money really quickly

    it's just a better product than the shit you get with Gilette, and their marketing to make those razors the default was all-around a bad thing for men's hygiene

    curse them and their legacy of razor burn

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Bruce Boxleitner and Scott Bakula in the same episode of Chuck

    and I don't think they get a scene together

    criminal

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    it is universally regarded that MrMister enjoys epicurean pleasures even less than surrealitycheck‌

    his main impetus tends to be the bacchanalian

    not possible

    i have the lowest tastes

    i am bathygeuomic

    google doesn't even have a hit for that

    how do you even

    invented compound word of bathy (prefix for deep, as in bathycolpian - deep cleavage, or bathysphere, a spherical deep-sea submersible) plus a guess at an english derivative of geuomai

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    "did you mean bathrooms"

    yes

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    don't worry jake

    scheck is bizarrely intelligent and highly educated and i'm really glad he's a hedonistic wastrel of high birth and low character because otherwise i'd just feel bad about myself every time he posts

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    bathycolpian - deep cleavage

    searing this into my brain as we speak

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i really want a safety razor because a) you get a better shave and b) you start saving money really quickly

    it's just a better product than the shit you get with Gilette, and their marketing to make those razors the default was all-around a bad thing for men's hygiene

    curse them and their legacy of razor burn

    You've gotta buy the whole kit though. Brush, soap, etc.

    Though the soap is amazingly awesome, really.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    it is universally regarded that MrMister enjoys epicurean pleasures even less than surrealitycheck‌

    his main impetus tends to be the bacchanalian

    not possible

    i have the lowest tastes

    i am bathygeuomic

    google doesn't even have a hit for that

    how do you even

    it's like you weren't even classically educated

    i spent 4 years learning latin ;_;

    C8Ft8GE.jpg
    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    im ordering a pizza and some spicy chicken nuggetssssssssss

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Sun burn! From about half an hour outside. Dammit texas

    Now the whole rodeo thing makes sense.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    im ordering a pizza and some spicy chicken nuggetssssssssss

    bless your plaque-encrusted, struggling heart

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    it is universally regarded that MrMister enjoys epicurean pleasures even less than surrealitycheck‌

    his main impetus tends to be the bacchanalian

    not possible

    i have the lowest tastes

    i am bathygeuomic

    google doesn't even have a hit for that

    how do you even

    it's like you weren't even classically educated

    i spent 4 years learning latin ;_;

    more like wheelacks

    get dunked on

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    9pr1GIh.jpg?1
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    i really want a safety razor because a) you get a better shave and b) you start saving money really quickly

    it's just a better product than the shit you get with Gilette, and their marketing to make those razors the default was all-around a bad thing for men's hygiene

    curse them and their legacy of razor burn

    You've gotta buy the whole kit though. Brush, soap, etc.

    Though the soap is amazingly awesome, really.

    You don't really

    I use a safety razor with bog standard shave gel lathered by hand

    Although I do get oiler gel as opposed to soapier

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i try to learn things but i've spent too much brain space on meaningless shit

    aaron paul had a cameo in van wilder as "wasted guy"

    ben grieve was american league rookie of the year in 1998

    thurman thomas is the only player to score in 4 straight super bowls

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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