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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
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    GanluanGanluan Registered User regular
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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    ZONE wrote:
    I’m extremely lucky to have been given the opportunity to work with such a talented team, and I hope that I can do good work for them. And no, I can’t add any frames with nipples in them, sorry. I will make sure that parts jiggle as much as possible though.

    but like

    even things that shouldn't jiggle


    like femurs and humeruseses

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    ZONE wrote:
    I’m extremely lucky to have been given the opportunity to work with such a talented team, and I hope that I can do good work for them. And no, I can’t add any frames with nipples in them, sorry. I will make sure that parts jiggle as much as possible though.

    Is this dude like 12 or what is his deal

    Well, I mean, the dude normally draws animated porn.

    So jiggling is sort of expected in that context.

    But not so much in a fighting game. Which is why it's super weird that the Skullgirls team hired him.

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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular

    Every time I see Slippy I think of this

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    Seriously wrote: »
    ZONE wrote:
    I’m extremely lucky to have been given the opportunity to work with such a talented team, and I hope that I can do good work for them. And no, I can’t add any frames with nipples in them, sorry. I will make sure that parts jiggle as much as possible though.

    but like

    even things that shouldn't jiggle


    like femurs and humeruseses

    Or skulls. Squishy heads.

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    The thread title is bothering me

    It's like Bart is pausing awkwardly mid-word for some time before the beersplosion happens

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    BlueBlueBlueBlue Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    ZONE wrote:
    I’m extremely lucky to have been given the opportunity to work with such a talented team, and I hope that I can do good work for them. And no, I can’t add any frames with nipples in them, sorry. I will make sure that parts jiggle as much as possible though.

    Is this dude like 12 or what is his deal

    Well, I mean, the dude normally draws animated porn.

    So jiggling is sort of expected in that context.

    But not so much in a fighting game. Which is why it's super weird that the Skullgirls team hired him.

    Zone did promotion for skullgirls before being hired just because he liked it. The original skullgirls artists and animators were the mechafetus crew, I wouldn't see zone having a hard time fitting in at all.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I hate jiggle physics and jiggling with a passion

    Breasts don't do that, even if there's no bra

    It's unnatural and not at all titillating

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited April 2014
    I hate jiggle physics and jiggling with a passion

    Are you sure about that?

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    Sticks on
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    DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    I hate jiggle physics and jiggling with a passion

    Breasts don't do that, even if there's no bra

    It's unnatural and not at all titillating

    They do in the mind of an adolescent boy who's never actually seen boobs

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    There is only one exception to my hatred of Jello jiggle physics

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We need to reverse the gender roles and have jiggle physics on male video game character's crotches, just bulging and flailing all over the place

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    We need to reverse the gender roles and have jiggle physics on male video game character's crotches, just bulging and flailing all over the place

    Have you seen the people that usually play these types of games? Who do you think modelled the jiggle!

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    We need to reverse the gender roles and have jiggle physics on male video game character's crotches, just bulging and flailing all over the place

    Have you seen the people that usually play these types of games? Who do you think modelled the jiggle!

    Snickering 10-year-old boys (at least on the inside).

    Hey, if a lady can program a Chrome plugin that reverses every gender, this can happen too.

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    We need to reverse the gender roles and have jiggle physics on male video game character's crotches, just bulging and flailing all over the place

    I honestly don't think that would phase anyone who is excited about breast physics in games. They would probably find it funny.

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    We need to reverse the gender roles and have jiggle physics on male video game character's crotches, just bulging and flailing all over the place

    You shall have to make do with Mount Your Friends, sadly.

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    Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Jiggling? On my men?
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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Oh my god I am dying.

    My friend since elementary school just posted a Facebook status and I am now dead.

    For reference, she is a black woman.

    She was walking down the aisle at Wal Mart and a kid approached her and said, "Hakuna matata." She kind of went, "Uhhh, hakuna matata?"

    Then the kid says, "That's your language, right?"

    The kid's mom apparently died a thousand deaths right there in Wal-Mart.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Then possibly the best follow-up comment ever: "You should have told the mom not to worry about it."

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    SomestickguySomestickguy Registered User regular
    Teaching a dude from Kenya lead me to massive revelations about Lion King names

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Oh my god I am dying.

    My friend since elementary school just posted a Facebook status and I am now dead.

    For reference, she is a black woman.

    She was walking down the aisle at Wal Mart and a kid approached her and said, "Hakuna matata." She kind of went, "Uhhh, hakuna matata?"

    Then the kid says, "That's your language, right?"

    The kid's mom apparently died a thousand deaths right there in Wal-Mart.

    February was, as you know, black history month. Apparently my 3 year old's daycare attempted to teach the kids a little history.

    So my three year old leans in while we're at the super market and asks if that lady is Rosa Parks. Thanks for whispering that one buddy!

    He also informed me that the neighbors house is the underground railroad .... but without trains.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    If you're looking for jiggly man physics there's always Mount Your Friends.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ-gP-Lqc5E

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Oh my god I am dying.

    My friend since elementary school just posted a Facebook status and I am now dead.

    For reference, she is a black woman.

    She was walking down the aisle at Wal Mart and a kid approached her and said, "Hakuna matata." She kind of went, "Uhhh, hakuna matata?"

    Then the kid says, "That's your language, right?"

    The kid's mom apparently died a thousand deaths right there in Wal-Mart.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si7-GBpm1vU

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Not sure if it was April Fool's or not:

    A friend posted on facebook that her co-worker's car got shot up. There are pictures. They don't look like the bullet hole stickers you can buy but on April 1 in my quiet suburban home town? Seems extremely unlikely

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    SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Not sure if it was April Fool's or not:

    A friend posted on facebook that her co-worker's car got shot up. There are pictures. They don't look like the bullet hole stickers you can buy but on April 1 in my quiet suburban home town? Seems extremely unlikely

    Spoiler: she shot up her own car

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Not sure if it was April Fool's or not:

    A friend posted on facebook that her co-worker's car got shot up. There are pictures. They don't look like the bullet hole stickers you can buy but on April 1 in my quiet suburban home town? Seems extremely unlikely
    Seems like it could be a prank.
    Seems like it could also be teenage assholes who think destroying someone's property is a prank.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    As I get older, I'm kind of surprised how rarely companies actually commit to their pranks. Like you rarely see pranks going on through April 2nd. Or May 30th or something. I mean... sure. That's a hell of a level of commitment. But man, the payoff would be awesome.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Oh my god I am dying.

    My friend since elementary school just posted a Facebook status and I am now dead.

    For reference, she is a black woman.

    She was walking down the aisle at Wal Mart and a kid approached her and said, "Hakuna matata." She kind of went, "Uhhh, hakuna matata?"

    Then the kid says, "That's your language, right?"

    The kid's mom apparently died a thousand deaths right there in Wal-Mart.

    Apparently when I was five my parents took me to Disney world, and I just walked up to a Japanese couple and started basically speaking going like ching chong gibberish in what I was obviously sure was perfect Japanese, I guess just saying hi etc.

    My parents were


    Not pleased.

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    theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    I did that at a Chinese supermarket at a similar age and my parents have told that story to everyone they've ever met

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Oh my god I am dying.

    My friend since elementary school just posted a Facebook status and I am now dead.

    For reference, she is a black woman.

    She was walking down the aisle at Wal Mart and a kid approached her and said, "Hakuna matata." She kind of went, "Uhhh, hakuna matata?"

    Then the kid says, "That's your language, right?"

    The kid's mom apparently died a thousand deaths right there in Wal-Mart.

    Apparently when I was five my parents took me to Disney world, and I just walked up to a Japanese couple and started basically speaking going like ching chong gibberish in what I was obviously sure was perfect Japanese, I guess just saying hi etc.

    My parents were


    Not pleased.

    #CancelLangly

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    Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    edited April 2014
    People should play Rosetta stone shit for their babies + toddlers at all times. Teach them like a million languages when picking up a language is easy and natural, not this "teach them another language when they're practically adults and their brains are shitty at it" thing we do now. Hell doesn't even need to be Rosetta stone, just get recordings of people speaking different languages conversationally, they'll pick it up.

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    People should play Rosetta stone shit for their babies + toddlers at all times. Teach them like a million languages when picking up a language is easy and natural, not this "teach them another language when they're practically adults and their brains are shitty at it" thing we do now. Hell doesn't even need to be Rosetta stone, just get recordings of people speaking different languages conversationally, they'll pick it up.

    My daughter has a best friend Vanessa next door to us and they speak Spanish exclusively at their house. She knows more Español than I do now.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Sticks wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Not sure if it was April Fool's or not:

    A friend posted on facebook that her co-worker's car got shot up. There are pictures. They don't look like the bullet hole stickers you can buy but on April 1 in my quiet suburban home town? Seems extremely unlikely

    Spoiler: she shot up her own car

    She copped to it being a joke. Nice stickers! Or maybe nice camera angles. Either way, well done for her!

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    FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    Oh my god I am dying.

    My friend since elementary school just posted a Facebook status and I am now dead.

    For reference, she is a black woman.

    She was walking down the aisle at Wal Mart and a kid approached her and said, "Hakuna matata." She kind of went, "Uhhh, hakuna matata?"

    Then the kid says, "That's your language, right?"

    The kid's mom apparently died a thousand deaths right there in Wal-Mart.

    Apparently when I was five my parents took me to Disney world, and I just walked up to a Japanese couple and started basically speaking going like ching chong gibberish in what I was obviously sure was perfect Japanese, I guess just saying hi etc.

    My parents were


    Not pleased.

    A friend was taken down to England as a young child, and woke up in Birmingham at some shopping centre type place.

    Turned to his mum and said.

    "Mummy are we in Africa?"
    There are a couple more black people down that way than up in Scotland. 8->

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I was mostly color-blind as a child. I loved to watch Family Matters and when my mother called it "the show with the black people", I was incredibly confused.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    I live in a country with no significant minority of African descent, so up to that point I never came into contact with the idea that people with light and dark skin color somehow form distinctive groups.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    I live in a country with no significant minority of African descent, so up to that point I never came into contact with the idea that people with light and dark skin color somehow form distinctive groups.

    So you live in Utah?

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    ZONE wrote:
    I’m extremely lucky to have been given the opportunity to work with such a talented team, and I hope that I can do good work for them. And no, I can’t add any frames with nipples in them, sorry. I will make sure that parts jiggle as much as possible though.

    Is this dude like 12 or what is his deal

    You know, I've heard a lot of spirited defence of the game and its art that has come close to making me consider whether my judgement was incorrect, that I was wrongly dismissing as sexism something with more merit than I had first assumed.

    Nope, no, turns out it's just really sexist.

    Which is an awful shame because it has the coolest character in a fighting game yet imo

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNY__zLQ6bk

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    sexism doesn't feel like the right word for it. objectification maybe?

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    is... is that a Jazz Bot?

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