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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    "Arch these are all physiological or developmental hypotheses. If you want an evolutionary hypothesis you need to do [other experiment that I'm not doing unless my DDIG gets funded]"

    That was pretty soul-crushing I tell you what

    Expertise, shattered

    so also basically don't listen to anything I have to say

    oh professors

    you are like, I am a grad student I am pretty smart

    and they are like, hmm I have been reading, writing, teaching, and thinking about this and related topics pretty intensely for a couple of decades now and let me give you 10 things to go read about how you are dumb

    this never happened to me they always told me i was super clever thus shattering my confidence in them and the world

    i now live underground in a hut of my own devising snorting crack and drinking weed

    mountains of dropped chalk and monocles as far as the eye can see

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Chanus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    did you guys know that the reason why women date assholes instead of NICE GUYS is because they are biologically programmed to want to stay in the tribe and not get kicked out into the wilderness to die so they gravitate to men who can help them achieve that goal this is also why women cry and defend their foul actions

    to be fair, I wouldn't want to be expelled from a hunter-gatherer group into the savannah to survive with some guy in a fucking trilby as my only backup

    sorry, nice guys

    i dunno he probably has a katana

    "This is a Hanwei Practical XL."

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4jk6k8dCy0&feature=kp

    This sounds like RAMMSTEIN lost a guitar and found another synth/keyboard.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    Other fun evolutionary biology anecdotes

    before my boss gave me that speech, I got into a facebook argument with someone I didn't know (lolol)

    I tried to put forth the thesis that the way both researchers and the general public talk about evolution biases a lot of the research and conclusions

    Specifically I was talking about the use of "derived", "ancestral", and more importantly "primitive" or "advanced"- which are still phrases that turn up in the evolutionary literature, even today

    I tried to argue that this is a convention dating back at least to Haeckel, and probably further to the last vestiges of the original great chain of being (which Origin of species tried to get away from, sort of) and this guy said

    "What the fuck are you talking about? Evolution is all just statistical chance sorting out natural variation, it can't be biased. You don't know shit about evolution."

    At the time I was offended, but I guess my boss agrees!

    @‌Arch

    That is so fucking stupid.

    Evolution also doesn't have arguments on Facebook or used terms like "derived" or "primitive."

    Just because the entity isn't biased doesn't mean the way we talk about that entity isn't biased.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    did you guys know that the reason why women date assholes instead of NICE GUYS is because they are biologically programmed to want to stay in the tribe and not get kicked out into the wilderness to die so they gravitate to men who can help them achieve that goal this is also why women cry and defend their foul actions

    Oh yeah. We also need to stop using words like "programmed" when discussing evolution.

    What with there not being a programmer, and all.

    That kind of thinking seems to be a direct and inevitable outcome of the vast majority of people believing, and our culture constantly harping upon the idea that the universe (which consists in its entirety of parts of North America and a few strange foreign enclaves) is observed and controlled by a Mind / Higher Power / Deity / Petulant Fuckwit that is responsible for a totally indefinable but necessary substance they call "meaning".

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    jakobagger wrote: »
    I'm looking into HabitRPG since recent panicked last minute paper writing has convinced me I need to do something. It seems pretty cool. If I get started using it we can be accountability-buddies 21stCentury‌ . And you can shake your head in frustration at the Danish names I will assign to all my tasks.

    @jakobagger‌
    Sure! Let's be habit buddies! i have no clue how, but let's try!

    cool I am Bygasto in the thing

    I think I might get into using this seriously, if I ever figure out what specific tasks I want to put in

    i just put in a couple tasks i need to do every day for easy points.

    >_>

    like for instance, i put in "take meds" as a daily thing

    as for habits, i just put in a couple things i need to do that aren't on a fixed schedule, like preparing an actual meal or doing the dishes or designing things...

    that seems very reasonable!

    And I don't think having the meds on there is like, cheesing the system or anything, if you were implying that.

    for me, there are lots of things that would be cool to do, just need to think about what I want to prioritize. I have very few scheduled external obligations, which is why this system might be really handy.

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    @21stCentury‌

    #1 Learn the box model. Here's a good intro. http://css-tricks.com/the-css-box-model/
    There's also a lot of other good stuff on that page.

    #2 Use the developer tools in your browser. If you use Chrome, hit F12 and bring up the Elements tab. (Or you can right-click on anything and choose "Inspect Element"). If you use Firefox, install Firebug to do the same thing.

    #3 When in doubt, set a border. Can't figure out how stuff is behaving and why? Declare a really ugly border around it like
    div.Naughty {
       border: dashed 1px #FF0000; /* Bright red dashed box! */
       }
    

    that will show you exactly where it is and what it's doing. You can always remove it later.

    Pro-tip: you can do that straight in the browser if you're using Chrome developer tools or Firebug.

    there is a rule I have found very useful for debugging XAML that probably applies to HTML5 and other declarative markup as well: when debugging first look for attributes and nodes to remove before trying to fix the bug by adding more

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    jakobaggerjakobagger LO THY DREAD EMPIRE CHAOS IS RESTORED Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    wait i mean

    Tyranid agent confirmed

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    one time winky said something that suggested design behind evolution

    so i made fun of him for like three years





    but seriously though winky doesn't really understand evolution

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    wait i mean

    Tyranid agent confirmed
    Request action EXTERMINATUS
    .
    .
    .
    Request APPROVED
    

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    jakobagger wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    wait i mean

    Tyranid agent confirmed

    Arch 8 months from now:
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    21stCentury‌

    #1 Learn the box model. Here's a good intro. http://css-tricks.com/the-css-box-model/
    There's also a lot of other good stuff on that page.

    #2 Use the developer tools in your browser. If you use Chrome, hit F12 and bring up the Elements tab. (Or you can right-click on anything and choose "Inspect Element"). If you use Firefox, install Firebug to do the same thing.

    #3 When in doubt, set a border. Can't figure out how stuff is behaving and why? Declare a really ugly border around it like
    div.Naughty {
       border: dashed 1px #FF0000; /* Bright red dashed box! */
       }
    

    that will show you exactly where it is and what it's doing. You can always remove it later.

    Pro-tip: you can do that straight in the browser if you're using Chrome developer tools or Firebug.

    Thanks for the tips! i already used tip number three, that is a really handy tip indeed.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    :trollface:

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    HMM.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Can't win with full decks. Build shitty druid deck and the world is my oyster.

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    one time winky said something that suggested design behind evolution

    so i made fun of him for like three years





    but seriously though winky doesn't really understand evolution

    with his porno game money he can pay people to understand evolution for him

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    did you guys know that the reason why women date assholes instead of NICE GUYS is because they are biologically programmed to want to stay in the tribe and not get kicked out into the wilderness to die so they gravitate to men who can help them achieve that goal this is also why women cry and defend their foul actions

    Oh yeah. We also need to stop using words like "programmed" when discussing evolution.

    What with there not being a programmer, and all.

    That kind of thinking seems to be a direct and inevitable outcome of the vast majority of people believing, and our culture constantly harping upon the idea that the universe (which consists in its entirety of parts of North America and a few strange foreign enclaves) is observed and controlled by a Mind / Higher Power / Deity / Petulant Fuckwit that is responsible for a totally indefinable but necessary substance they call "meaning".

    It also shows up in all sorts of weird places. Like the idea that the balance of an ecosystem represents some sort of peaceful state, or that the concept must obviously apply to all other things too.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    edited June 2014
    Evolution is just the result of God accidentally releasing the beta for Life and then never making an update so it just kept rewriting itself.

    (There I just pissed off theologians, biologists, and programmers in one post.)

    knitdan on
    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Which ‘Orange Is The New Black’ Character Are You?
    NO MATCH

    Hm…that’s strange. You don’t seem to be any of them. That can’t be right. Unless...unless you’re The One.

    My God. Could it be? The One? It’s been so long, many of us had lost hope in the prophecy. We thought we’d never live to see the day The One would arrive. And yet here you are.

    For years the Elders have spoken of the arrival of one who would not be defined by characters from Orange Is The New Black. They said when the hour was most hopeless there would come one who would take this quiz and miraculously defy its mechanics by not receiving a match for Piper Chapman, Red, Miss Claudette, Taystee, Alex Vause, Sophia, Nicky Nichols, or any of the other characters. And now you’re here! In you the prophecy is fulfilled. You are immaculate! You are divine! You are The One!

    Well, don’t just sit there! Come with me! We must take you to the Cave of Memories. Tomorrow you fight, not just for your fate, but for the fate of all free men in Halcyon!

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    did you guys know that the reason why women date assholes instead of NICE GUYS is because they are biologically programmed to want to stay in the tribe and not get kicked out into the wilderness to die so they gravitate to men who can help them achieve that goal this is also why women cry and defend their foul actions

    Oh yeah. We also need to stop using words like "programmed" when discussing evolution.

    What with there not being a programmer, and all.

    That kind of thinking seems to be a direct and inevitable outcome of the vast majority of people believing, and our culture constantly harping upon the idea that the universe (which consists in its entirety of parts of North America and a few strange foreign enclaves) is observed and controlled by a Mind / Higher Power / Deity / Petulant Fuckwit that is responsible for a totally indefinable but necessary substance they call "meaning".

    It also shows up in all sorts of weird places. Like the idea that the balance of an ecosystem represents some sort of peaceful state, or that the concept must obviously apply to all other things too.

    the whole Gaia Earth line of thinking. As pointed out by NDT, if I drop you buck naked at a random location on earth odds are you'll be dead in 30 minutes

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Can't win with full decks. Build shitty druid deck and the world is my oyster.

    RIGHT?

    this is the weirdest thing about Hearthstone

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Evolution is just the result of God accidentally releasing the beta for Life and then never making an update so it just kept rewriting itself.

    (There I just pissed off theologians, biologists, and programmers in one post.)

    4life2.png

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    TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Can't win with full decks. Build shitty druid deck and the world is my oyster.

    RIGHT?

    this is the weirdest thing about Hearthstone

    i play hearthstone and i don't understand what is being said here

    what is a full deck, in ccg terminology

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i don't understand that diagram except that it has something to do with tetris

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i hit level 2 in HabitRPG!

    Huzzah!

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't understand that diagram except that it has something to do with tetris
    here does this help
    Gospers_glider_gun.gif

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Can't win with full decks. Build shitty druid deck and the world is my oyster.

    RIGHT?

    this is the weirdest thing about Hearthstone

    It goes big or goes home, that's for sure.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    this is day two of eating well, so far no fuckups

    my aunt is making maybe my favorite meal in the world (white trash hotdog, baked bean and kraft dinner casserole topped with american cheese)

    i have chained my leg to a bedpost and thought fibrous thoughts

    *sweats profusely*

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I bait their Mind Control with my 6/7 ogre just so I can cast my 8/8!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I DIDN'T PUT MY LEGENDARY IN IT! I MUST

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't understand that diagram except that it has something to do with tetris
    here does this help
    Gospers_glider_gun.gif

    not a bit :P

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't understand that diagram except that it has something to do with tetris
    here does this help
    Gospers_glider_gun.gif

    not a bit :P
    MYPlSuu.png
    wait no
    conway's game of life

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't understand that diagram except that it has something to do with tetris
    here does this help
    Gospers_glider_gun.gif

    not a bit :P

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_Game_of_Life

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't understand that diagram except that it has something to do with tetris
    here does this help
    Gospers_glider_gun.gif

    This is how babies are made, right?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    this is day two of eating well, so far no fuckups

    my aunt is making maybe my favorite meal in the world (white trash hotdog, baked bean and kraft dinner casserole topped with american cheese)

    i have chained my leg to a bedpost and thought fibrous thoughts

    *sweats profusely*

    Waaaait.

    i thought Americans called it Kraft Mac and Cheese.

    i thought Kraft Dinner was the Canadian name...

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    dear god @feral a hunter never doesn't have buzzard + unleash the hounds

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    RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't understand that diagram except that it has something to do with tetris
    it's one of those super old but interesting computer science things

    though there is a lot of semi-mystical bullshit kind of glomming onto it since this came out of the late 60s / early 70s

    you start with a grid of cells which can be on or off. Then apply some simple rules that tell you where to add more On cells and where to flip On cells to Off. Then apply those rules again. And again. etc...

    despite the state of the game being very simple and the rules being very simple you can achieve very complex results

    the rules are

    1.Any live cell with fewer than two live neighbours dies
    2.Any live cell with two or three live neighbours does not change
    3.Any live cell with more than three live neighbours dies
    4.Any dead cell with exactly three live neighbours becomes a live cell

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    P10 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    i don't understand that diagram except that it has something to do with tetris
    here does this help
    Gospers_glider_gun.gif

    not a bit :P

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway's_Game_of_Life

    huh

    never heard of it

    really neat

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    this is day two of eating well, so far no fuckups

    my aunt is making maybe my favorite meal in the world (white trash hotdog, baked bean and kraft dinner casserole topped with american cheese)

    i have chained my leg to a bedpost and thought fibrous thoughts

    *sweats profusely*

    that sounds amazing

    i love those meals where it's just like "i'm going to throw whatever's around the kitchen together and make it delicious"

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