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CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windyRegistered User regular
edited June 2014 in Debate and/or Discourse
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Alright, so you've decided that pain and suffering are preferable to having body hair. First, you want to have shaved about a week prior to your first epilation. This will keep the hairs shorter, and will ensure that the machine has less difficulty in actually removing the hairs without the hairs breaking. Then when you actually start, go slow. I would recommend starting with your legs as they will be less sensitive compared to your chest or arms. You want to go slow enough that you can feel the machine pulling out your hairs. After you've done a section, rub your hand over the area to see if you are actually removing the hairs, or if they are being broken. And then continue until you either can't stand it anymore, or until you are done. And remember, it's perfectly normal to cry your first time. It's going to hurt.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    got home from the jersey shore (where I managed to spend 0 time on my laptop! sort of happy about that)

    and there was no goddamn chat thread for 10 minutes

    someone has to hang for this

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    This [chat] made me cringe.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Freemasons know how to party

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    BOTH OF THESE CHATS ARE AWFUL

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    By rule, this is the true [chat]

  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    got home from the jersey shore (where I managed to spend 0 time on my laptop! sort of happy about that)

    and there was no goddamn chat thread for 10 minutes

    someone has to hang for this

    apologies m'lord

    the peasants, they... well...

    *wrings hat in hands*

    they demand breaks now, sire

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »

    I question your sense of what it means to party; I see no blackjack, or hookers.

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    My chat is a monument to human suffering.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »

    I question your sense of what it means to party; I see no blackjack, or hookers.

    Those are behind the doors after the human sacrifice.

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  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    got home from the jersey shore (where I managed to spend 0 time on my laptop! sort of happy about that)

    and there was no goddamn chat thread for 10 minutes

    someone has to hang for this

    apologies m'lord

    the peasants, they... well...

    *wrings hat in hands*

    they demand breaks now, sire

    there is so much wrong with the notion of a peasant demanding something from me

    bring me my whipping wand

    I've been gone but 48 hours

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  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »

    I question your sense of what it means to party; I see no blackjack, or hookers.

    Those are behind the doors after the human sacrifice.

    Well then, carry on!

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    got home from the jersey shore (where I managed to spend 0 time on my laptop! sort of happy about that)

    and there was no goddamn chat thread for 10 minutes

    someone has to hang for this

    apologies m'lord

    the peasants, they... well...

    *wrings hat in hands*

    they demand breaks now, sire

    it's not even a hat you wear, it's a special handwringing hat

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    And remember, it's perfectly normal to cry your first time.

    Like Hell it is.

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    anyone interested

    starcraft 2 and hearthstone are being played at dreamhack this weekend, some fun esports to watch! I'm sure there is a moba too but idk

    artosis + amaz casting hearthstone. my heart! @so it goes

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    So the free food we got. Sopas (soppash pronounced, I guess). It's like a meat stew but with bread in it to soak everything up. I've got two big trays of it and goddamn it yes, free food just for being Portuguese.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/3bac1a54-f0fb-11e3-8f3d-00144feabdc0.html#axzz34ddHPE6U
    When Molly Melching’s daughter Zoe was 12, she came home asking whether she could be “cut” like her friends. Zoe is American but had grown up in Senegal, where Molly worked; she wanted to know why her mother wasn’t doing this important thing for her. Everyone said it was a test of courage; did Molly think she wasn’t brave enough?

    Molly had worked in development in Senegal all her adult life but had always avoided addressing female genital mutilation (FGM), feeling that it was too secretive, too sensitive. Plenty of other people had tried to stop it without success and, as a white American woman, she felt she had no right to get involved. But the fact that her own daughter had asked about it changed that.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    To be fair, I did mine in about a minute. The only thing I could think of was to troll Tav.

  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Kill la Kill 18
    The bad guys are good guys, oh shiiiiiiiiii

    Fuck Nui. And Ragyou. But mostly Nui.

    Also Matoi totes the babby, and thus Satsuki's sister, right?

    This animu da bes <3

    Oh brilliant
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    BOTH OF THESE CHATS ARE AWFUL
    Kalkino wrote: »

    I question your sense of what it means to party; I see no blackjack, or hookers.

    But there is beer!

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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Hey, for those of you who have a WiiU, when you play Wii games on it (Such as Twilight Princess or the Metroid Trilogy), does it render at 1080p? Or does it go with the Wii's 480p?

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    To be fair, I did mine in about a minute. The only thing I could think of was to troll Tav.

    Do you have a picture to illustrate what it means to troll @tav ?

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    "I got a whole graveyard full of bones to pick with you. But first I'm gonna kick her ass"

    Oh brilliant
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    Emulators make me wish I was a masochist. I'd probably like it then.

  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    To be fair, I did mine in about a minute. The only thing I could think of was to troll Tav.

    Do you have a picture to illustrate what it means to troll @tav ?

    Type words. Any combination of them. Tav will be annoyed.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    anyone interested

    starcraft 2 and hearthstone are being played at dreamhack this weekend, some fun esports to watch! I'm sure there is a moba too but idk

    artosis + amaz casting hearthstone. my heart! "so it goes"

    DoTA2 is there. It is the lan finals actually of Dream League which has been going on for a month or so. Maybe more.

    I have it on till probably the England Italy game which I will watch then I will watch Japan tonight.

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    To be fair, I did mine in about a minute. The only thing I could think of was to troll Tav.

    Do you have a picture to illustrate what it means to troll @tav ?

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Dry socket, day 2:

    I want to die.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    that guy on the lower right is precisely how a british face should look, both in physical appearance and expression

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    To be fair, I did mine in about a minute. The only thing I could think of was to troll Tav.

    Do you have a picture to illustrate what it means to troll @tav ?

    Type words. Any combination of them. Tav will be annoyed.

    Tav. Loves. The. Coors. Light. Beer.

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Kill la Kill 18
    The bad guys are good guys, oh shiiiiiiiiii

    Fuck Nui. And Ragyou. But mostly Nui.

    Also Matoi totes the babby, and thus Satsuki's sister, right?

    This animu da bes <3

    The fights are fantastic.

    The story is more nonsensical than Gurren Lagann.

    Facism and fashion or something like that.

    Much less entertaining than a 20+ episode penis joke.

    u7stthr17eud.png
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    that guy on the lower right is precisely how a british face should look, both in physical appearance and expression

    The face that built an empire.

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  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Ugh, now back to study

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    To be fair, I did mine in about a minute. The only thing I could think of was to troll Tav.

    Do you have a picture to illustrate what it means to troll @tav ?

    Type words. Any combination of them. Tav will be annoyed.

    Tav. Loves. The. Coors. Light. Beer.

    That's what I (tried) drinking last night.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    To be fair, I did mine in about a minute. The only thing I could think of was to troll Tav.

    Do you have a picture to illustrate what it means to troll @tav ?

    Type words. Any combination of them. Tav will be annoyed.

    Tav. Loves. The. Coors. Light. Beer.

    That's what I (tried) drinking last night.

    You mean beer colored water?

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  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    Eddy wrote: »
    that guy on the lower right is precisely how a british face should look, both in physical appearance and expression

    Bobby Charlton, England's greatest ever goal scorer.

    Bottom left is Nobby Stiles, famous for his dance and his stereotypical British dentistry.

  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    Hideout is p easy once you get used to differences in clinging onto walls.

    IE for the first section you need to cling onto the walls holding up for precisely long enough for the dust trails to appear before you jump off. You only gain a little bit of height but it is crucial.

    Source - someone who has SS+ cheevo.

    @Antinumeric‌

    woah you weren't kidding. honestly this game has some of the smartest level design i've ever seen. when i first did Hideouts it took me twenty minutes just to clear it. It honestly felt like I would never, ever get good enough to even attempt an SS run

    So I went and did some other levels and it's like all the obstacles in other bits were training me to be better at Hideouts, because whenever I come back to it it's soooo much easier. I got an S completion rank down in about two minutes and have a general idea for how i want to handle all the stuff now, so i should be able to do it sooooon. and then you're all gonna hear about me beating a tough level in a game from early 2012

    You could be anywhere
    On the black screen
  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    Cecil Rhodes sure had a face
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    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • Dark Raven XDark Raven X Laugh hard, run fast, be kindRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Kill la Kill 18
    The bad guys are good guys, oh shiiiiiiiiii

    Fuck Nui. And Ragyou. But mostly Nui.

    Also Matoi totes the babby, and thus Satsuki's sister, right?

    This animu da bes <3

    The fights are fantastic.

    The story is more nonsensical than Gurren Lagann.

    Facism and fashion or something like that.

    Much less entertaining than a 20+ episode penis joke.

    I dunno, you got the Nudist Beach guy waggling his butt at ya all the time...
    Ragyou just took out Ryuuko's heart. D:

    Also called it

    Oh brilliant
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    @surrealitycheck posted this in the last [chat]

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    people keep blaming Zack Snyder

    like he's the core problem

    no

    the problem is David Goyer

    Zack Synder is just an all-flash no-substance director but there are worse crimes in the world

    David Goyer is a fucking hack

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