Jokes on whoever drinks that smoothie when the tarantula's urticating hairs cause their throat to close up. Lol.
i watched a thing the one time on this tribe that actually ate tarantulas (South American, I think?), and the ignorant white guy that was talking to them through an interpreter was like "But what about the venom?" and the one tribal dude gave the interpreter a look like "Is this guy fucking serious?" and then answered and the interpreter is like "You eat the legs, there's no venom in the legs. Besides, it's not the venom you worry about, it's the hairs. You have to burn off all the hairs. The hairs will kill you. The bites are nothing. They burn but they are nothing to the hairs. If you inhale the hairs you can die."
And the camera pans over to the tribal guy and he's casually picking his teeth with a spider fang and he's looking at the white guy like what a fucking idiot.
Voted for Larlar's gams because I actually enjoy pineapple so long as it keeps with its own kind in tropical salads and crushed ice juices and such because I am a massive fruit racist.
My mind was blown today when I found out that piña colada meant 'strained pineapple'
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Fuck pineapple
Look, if you put a pineapple in front of me, I will eat it until my mouth is seared from the high acid content. Pineapple juice? Yeah man I love that shit.
But as soon as pineapple touches a slice of pizza, it turns into this cold, dead shell of its former glory. It's such a waste.
What kind of monster wanted to destroy such a beautiful fruit?
I've failed you all, I didn't get any pineapple. instead I stayed home and made a grilled ham and cheese and some mac and cheese.
god what did I just put inside me. besides a ton of carbs? mostly sadness.
Pineapples! Destroy the unbelievers! For our cause is just, juicy, and sweet upon the delightful mix of tomato sauce and cheese that comprises true pizza! For every slice eaten, two more shall take its place!
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Darmak I think we could be soulmates.
Fly, you fool.
Ate a slice with some pineapple
Excellent
grapefruit is the best fruit. like, i literally could not have survived without it.
You forgot to add the pineapple.
i watched a thing the one time on this tribe that actually ate tarantulas (South American, I think?), and the ignorant white guy that was talking to them through an interpreter was like "But what about the venom?" and the one tribal dude gave the interpreter a look like "Is this guy fucking serious?" and then answered and the interpreter is like "You eat the legs, there's no venom in the legs. Besides, it's not the venom you worry about, it's the hairs. You have to burn off all the hairs. The hairs will kill you. The bites are nothing. They burn but they are nothing to the hairs. If you inhale the hairs you can die."
And the camera pans over to the tribal guy and he's casually picking his teeth with a spider fang and he's looking at the white guy like what a fucking idiot.
They're like tiny crabs.
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But as soon as pineapple touches a slice of pizza, it turns into this cold, dead shell of its former glory. It's such a waste.
What kind of monster wanted to destroy such a beautiful fruit?
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But seriously, pineapple on pizza is so good.
Quoting myself because I love Comrade General Spider.
although I've been baked ziti crazy since youth so maybe take my rec with a grain of salt
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but
outside of that context pineapple is my favourite fruit so I'll let it slide
Then we realised it was effectively just a giant yiros, so we rolled that business up and it was more amazing.
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god what did I just put inside me. besides a ton of carbs? mostly sadness.
Just not on pizza or burgers.
This is an opinion on the internet.
or are people just bad at liking food
I need that in my life
Bugboy.
Would you eat a pizza with bugs on it? If so, what kinds of bugs? Cooked or uncooked? Crunchy shells or squishy innards? Tomato or pesto sauce?
probably grasshoppers, cooked
pesto sounds nice
this reminds me, I've been meaning to try chapulines
i think we're onto something
There's a chip maker making chips out of insects and this is one of their main advertising points. Think nachos but made up of ground insects.
have potatoes felt pain all this time and nobody told me
we thought you knew...
They don't feel pain in the way we do, no
They might be distressed over physical injury, but it doesn't hurt per se