Clearly some of these cards called out to their owners.
How did Stella get her groove back? Women's suffrage (Discrider)
How did Stella get her groove back? Queefing (TheRoadVirus)
How did Stella get her groove back? Boris the Soviet Love Hammer (LostNinja) (*)
How did Stella get her groove back? A sausage festival (Chamberlain)
How did Stella get her groove back? The Cock Ring of Alacrity (NotoriusBEN)
How did Stella get her groove back? Eating a pizza that's lying in the street to gain health (QuestionablySane)
How did Stella get her groove back? Eating the last known bison (Cythraul)
Audience, please vote in green for what that young buck stole credit from.
CAH Thread, I told you earlier that they had the final winter holiday signups online, and that they were going fast.
Today I received the first of their Sensible Hanukkah Gifts. The envelope is clearly labeled "Sensible Hanukkah Gift (Not Funny)" so I've been warned.
Day 1: A nice pair of socks, embroidered with a menorah with 2 candles lit (Do you count the center one as one of the candles when telling how many candles are lit? I don't know. I'm counting it.).
Also, if you're wondering what they did with the proceeds from their Black Friday special (Send them $5 to get absolutely nothing in rturn), they've put up a link to let you know how they squandered some of your wealth, and donated the rest to various charities.
(sadly, no picture at the moment I seem to have misplaced the USB cable for my phone. Instead, a link to Google.)
Well, that makes posting the answers now slightly awkward...
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us a fully dressed female video game character. (NotoriusBEN)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us a Mexican child trapped inside a burrito. (Cythraul)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us socks. (Chamberlain)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us Arnold Schwarzenegger. (LostNinja)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us a pyramid of severed heads. (Discrider)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us Neil Patrick Harris. (QuestionablySane)
Audience, please vote in green for what you'd praise the sky daddy for.
Yea, for while the bounty of bread, greens and soup is vast, do not stumble into the garden of olives. For there, TheRoadVirus waits to steal your dignity and your sense of taste.
Round 13
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _______.
Please PM your answers while grandpa writes his suicide note after sampling the "lasagna".
Did he have to go uphill in the snow both ways too?
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and balls. (QuestionablySane)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and a vague fear of something called ISIS. (LostNinja)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and the tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card. (NotoriusBEN)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and his manservant, Jeeves. (Discrider) (*)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and that ass. (Chamberlain)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and a botched circumcision. (TheRoadVirus)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and mild autism. (Cythraul)
Audience, please vote in green for what actually made it through customs.
CAH Thread, I told you earlier that they had the final winter holiday signups online, and that they were going fast.
Today I received the first of their Sensible Hanukkah Gifts. The envelope is clearly labeled "Sensible Hanukkah Gift (Not Funny)" so I've been warned.
Day 1: A nice pair of socks, embroidered with a menorah with 2 candles lit (Do you count the center one as one of the candles when telling how many candles are lit? I don't know. I'm counting it.).
Also, if you're wondering what they did with the proceeds from their Black Friday special (Send them $5 to get absolutely nothing in rturn), they've put up a link to let you know how they squandered some of your wealth, and donated the rest to various charities.
(sadly, no picture at the moment I seem to have misplaced the USB cable for my phone. Instead, a link to Google.)
I received another part of the Hannukah gifts today. In an envelope labeled Night Three. This is odd, because I have not received an envelope labeled Night 2. My curiosity will surely last me eight glorious nights even though I thought I had enough for only one or two.
Night 1: Socks! Stapled to a card with an inspirational quote from Mr One Hundred Dollar Bill himself: Benjamin Franklin: "I never leave home without a nice pair of socks"
Night 2: A mystery!
Night 3: Another pair of socks, this time 4 candles (counting the one in the middle) are lit. This time, the quote comes from Adolf Hitler: "I don't care for socks."
From the emerging pattern evidence, I'm fairly certain that I can guess what Night 2 was supposed to be, but I'll leave off guessing until it arrives.
I hope it didn't have anything to do with the moan I heard from the kitchen.
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like Fancy Feast. (NotoriusBEN)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like necrophilia. (Discrider)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like the hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago. (LostNinja) (*)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like Gandalf. (Chamberlain)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like a bucket of fish heads. (QuestionablySane)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's coming. (Cythraul)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like a bleached asshole. (TheRoadVirus)
Audience, please vote in green for why you wish you had gone with the salad instead.
CAH Thread, I told you earlier that they had the final winter holiday signups online, and that they were going fast.
Today I received the first of their Sensible Hanukkah Gifts. The envelope is clearly labeled "Sensible Hanukkah Gift (Not Funny)" so I've been warned.
Day 1: A nice pair of socks, embroidered with a menorah with 2 candles lit (Do you count the center one as one of the candles when telling how many candles are lit? I don't know. I'm counting it.).
Also, if you're wondering what they did with the proceeds from their Black Friday special (Send them $5 to get absolutely nothing in rturn), they've put up a link to let you know how they squandered some of your wealth, and donated the rest to various charities.
(sadly, no picture at the moment I seem to have misplaced the USB cable for my phone. Instead, a link to Google.)
I received another part of the Hannukah gifts today. In an envelope labeled Night Three. This is odd, because I have not received an envelope labeled Night 2. My curiosity will surely last me eight glorious nights even though I thought I had enough for only one or two.
Night 1: Socks! Stapled to a card with an inspirational quote from Mr One Hundred Dollar Bill himself: Benjamin Franklin: "I never leave home without a nice pair of socks"
Night 2: Socks again! Inspirational quote from famed sock enthusiast Mahatma Gandhi: "You can never have too many socks."
Night 3: Another pair of socks, this time 4 candles (counting the one in the middle) are lit. This time, the quote comes from Adolf Hitler: "I don't care for socks."
From the emerging pattern evidence, I'm fairly certain that I can guess what Night 2 was supposed to be, but I'll leave off guessing until it arrives.
The Envelope labeled Night 2 has arrived, out of order but appreciated no less for that. As expected, a pair of socks with 3 candles lit. Inspirational quote from famed sock enthusiast Mahatma Gandhi: "You can never have too many socks."
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like necrophilia.
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends". (Cythraul)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to sexy Siamese twins. (Chamberlain)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to children on leashes. (QuestionablySane) (*)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone. (Discrider)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to Harry Potter erotica. (LostNinja)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to date rape. (TheRoadVirus)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. (NotoriusBEN)
Audience, please vote in green for what you think is in the pope's secret room.
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Round 11
How did Stella get her groove back?
Please PM your answers while I try to figure out how Stella got such great presents even though she's on Santa's naughty list.
How did Stella get her groove back? Women's suffrage (Discrider)
How did Stella get her groove back? Queefing (TheRoadVirus)
How did Stella get her groove back? Boris the Soviet Love Hammer (LostNinja) (*)
How did Stella get her groove back? A sausage festival (Chamberlain)
How did Stella get her groove back? The Cock Ring of Alacrity (NotoriusBEN)
How did Stella get her groove back? Eating a pizza that's lying in the street to gain health (QuestionablySane)
How did Stella get her groove back? Eating the last known bison (Cythraul)
Audience, please vote in green for what that young buck stole credit from.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 12
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us _______.
Please PM your answers while we behold Boris' XTube channel.
Today I received the first of their Sensible Hanukkah Gifts. The envelope is clearly labeled "Sensible Hanukkah Gift (Not Funny)" so I've been warned.
Day 1: A nice pair of socks, embroidered with a menorah with 2 candles lit (Do you count the center one as one of the candles when telling how many candles are lit? I don't know. I'm counting it.).
Also, if you're wondering what they did with the proceeds from their Black Friday special (Send them $5 to get absolutely nothing in rturn), they've put up a link to let you know how they squandered some of your wealth, and donated the rest to various charities.
(sadly, no picture at the moment I seem to have misplaced the USB cable for my phone. Instead, a link to Google.)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us a fully dressed female video game character. (NotoriusBEN)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us a Mexican child trapped inside a burrito. (Cythraul)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us socks. (Chamberlain)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. (TheRoadVirus) (*)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us Arnold Schwarzenegger. (LostNinja)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us a pyramid of severed heads. (Discrider)
Blessed are you, Lord our God, creator of the universe, who has granted us Neil Patrick Harris. (QuestionablySane)
Audience, please vote in green for what you'd praise the sky daddy for.
Sorry God, but I've got CAH to thank for the socks.
Round 13
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and _______.
Please PM your answers while grandpa writes his suicide note after sampling the "lasagna".
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and balls. (QuestionablySane)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and a vague fear of something called ISIS. (LostNinja)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and the tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card. (NotoriusBEN)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and his manservant, Jeeves. (Discrider) (*)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and that ass. (Chamberlain)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and a botched circumcision. (TheRoadVirus)
My grandfather worked his way up from nothing. When he came to this country, all he had was the shoes on his feet and mild autism. (Cythraul)
Audience, please vote in green for what actually made it through customs.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 14
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like _______.
Please PM your answers while I reject the Old Country Buffet for not tasting like old country food.
Night 1: Socks! Stapled to a card with an inspirational quote from Mr One Hundred Dollar Bill himself: Benjamin Franklin: "I never leave home without a nice pair of socks"
Night 2: A mystery!
Night 3: Another pair of socks, this time 4 candles (counting the one in the middle) are lit. This time, the quote comes from Adolf Hitler: "I don't care for socks."
From the emerging pattern evidence, I'm fairly certain that I can guess what Night 2 was supposed to be, but I'll leave off guessing until it arrives.
Welcome to Cards Against Hummanity, where the perfect card is always either the one you played last round, or the one you'll drawl next round.
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like Fancy Feast. (NotoriusBEN)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like necrophilia. (Discrider)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like the hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago. (LostNinja) (*)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like Gandalf. (Chamberlain)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like a bucket of fish heads. (QuestionablySane)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everybody's coming. (Cythraul)
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like a bleached asshole. (TheRoadVirus)
Audience, please vote in green for why you wish you had gone with the salad instead.
The Envelope labeled Night 2 has arrived, out of order but appreciated no less for that. As expected, a pair of socks with 3 candles lit. Inspirational quote from famed sock enthusiast Mahatma Gandhi: "You can never have too many socks."
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like necrophilia.
Could've really gone with any of them; no wrong answers, but since I have to pick one ...
Excuse me waiter. Could you take this back? This soup tastes like the hot dog I put in my vagina ten days ago.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Round 15
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to _______.
Please PM your answers while I try to figure out what exactly is in the pope's Salty Boy Stew.
Steam - NotoriusBEN | Uplay - notoriusben | Xbox,Windows Live - ThatBEN
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of "Friends". (Cythraul)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to sexy Siamese twins. (Chamberlain)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to children on leashes. (QuestionablySane) (*)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone. (Discrider)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to Harry Potter erotica. (LostNinja)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to date rape. (TheRoadVirus)
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room dedicated to getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick. (NotoriusBEN)
Audience, please vote in green for what you think is in the pope's secret room.
No one ever tells the Pope that life is gonna be this way, and as for his love life ...
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
3ds: 3282-2248-0453
His job's a joke
He's broke
His love life's DoAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's like he's always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been his day, his week, his month, or even his yeeeeeeear