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The Raid 2 and other, inferior, [MOVIES]

HermanoHermano Registered User regular
edited August 2014 in Social Entropy++
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Greetings, fellow apes! Welcome to my class, "Collapsed Civilizations and their pointless pastimes"

Today we will discuss a thing humans called "movies", or as an old human "philosopher" (yes I know it sounds far-fetched) once called them,

The Analogy of the Cave!

So let us all stare at the dancing shadows on the cave wall, and ignore the real world outside as it rises up and casts us out as the parasites we are! They were thoroughly awful, humans, weren't they!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcRIUU_QZiY&app=desktop


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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I don't feel as enthusiastic about the new Apes movie as I'd like to. And I can't get excited about the new Jurassic Park either.

    I think I might be dead inside :(

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Aberdeen, WARegistered User regular
    Said this in the superhero thread, but I screened the new Apes movie tonight. It's really good!

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Just finished watching The Raid 2

    Ho

    ly

    fuck

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    It also bugs me that Rise came before Dawn. The sun dawns before it rises!

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Well I mean it was already the planet of the apes to begin with, so the whole thing is a mess if we're going to get technical.

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  • EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote: »
    Just finished watching The Raid 2

    Ho

    ly

    fuck

    Whoa! I just finished doing the exact same thing!

    And my reaction is even exactly the same!

    Olivaw
  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    I don't feel as enthusiastic about the new Apes movie as I'd like to. And I can't get excited about the new Jurassic Park either.

    I think I might be dead inside :(

    Did you like the last apes film smof?


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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i can't say i give even the tiniest remotest quantum of a shit about apes of the planet of the apes but man that new jurassic park looks pretty okay

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Movies! Fuck yeah!

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm surprised there is so much negativity towards Dawn.

    The trailers look amazing and Rise was excellent.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Apparently there's some great gun control messages in Dawn so be prepared for some infuriating political commentary on both sides. Better yet just ignore it.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    "Don't give guns to monkeys"

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    Hermano wrote: »
    I don't feel as enthusiastic about the new Apes movie as I'd like to. And I can't get excited about the new Jurassic Park either.

    I think I might be dead inside :(

    Did you like the last apes film smof?

    I did. I didn't love it. There were a lot of cool bits but it did bore me in places. But it is a film I will happily rewatch.

    I find something kind of off-putting about Caesar's CGI as well. He looks good, but he doesn't really look real, and he definitely doesn't look (to me) like a real chimp.

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    I like that Gary Oldman seems to basically be playing Jim Gordon.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    "Don't give guns to monkeys"

    The second Simiammendment.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    "Don't give guns to monkeys"

    So not to Americans then?

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    "Don't give guns to monkeys"

    "I support the right to arm bears, er, monkeys"

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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  • rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    "Don't give guns to monkeys"

    Well now I'm gonna.

    Hermano
  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    The MST3K/Rifftrax crew are riffing Sharknado in certain theaters tonight only. I've never seen one frame of that "film" so this should be interesting.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    I already bought tickets for a 10:00 of Apes
    I wonder if I can do the 7:00 of Rifftrax as well
    I'll probably be the only one in the theater for Rifftrax

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    The most exciting release of the weekend is obviously Boyhood

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I bet a horse wouldn't agree with having an orangutan on its back

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    The most exciting release of the weekend is obviously Boyhood

    can I sell you on an Apes/Boyhood double feature this weekend

    we can call it Rise of the Planet of the Texans

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    The most exciting release of the weekend is obviously Boyhood

    can I sell you on an Apes/Boyhood double feature this weekend

    we can call it Rise of the Planet of the Texans

    My mom's in town this weekend, so, probably not

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    The most exciting release of the weekend is obviously Boyhood

    can I sell you on an Apes/Boyhood double feature this weekend

    we can call it Rise of the Planet of the Texans

    My mom's in town this weekend, so, probably not

    is your mom more important than watching an ape grow up over 12 years

  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    The most exciting release of the weekend is obviously Boyhood

    can I sell you on an Apes/Boyhood double feature this weekend

    we can call it Rise of the Planet of the Texans

    My mom's in town this weekend, so, probably not

    Sock-on-the-bedroom-door-handle time.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular

    Is there simply no clip of the whole damn performance on YouTube without people editing shit into it somehow?

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  • WheatBun01WheatBun01 Face It, Tiger Registered User regular
    I'm super late to the party on this but I saw 22 Jump Street and it was pretty rad

    I think I actually liked it better than the first one? The meta jokes were sometimes a little much but overall I loved it

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  • SaraLunaSaraLuna Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »

    Is there simply no clip of the whole damn performance on YouTube without people editing shit into it somehow?

    there hasn't been a decent simpsons clip on youtube in at least 6 years.

    and, at the least, the mad men theater edit doesn't take anything away from the original

  • NogginNoggin Registered User regular
    We're actually really excited for apes, so we're having "ape-ocalypse" movie nights

    Rise... last night and Dawn... tomorrow, but tonight we're using the opening as an excuse to rewatch 28 Days Later

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    "Don't give guns to monkeys"

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Monkeys aren't apes, you racists

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Also @Grey Ghost I am totally seeing the Rifftrax thing tonight.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9d09JLBVRc

    Peter K. Rosenthal reviews Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Why

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  • WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Apparently there's some great gun control messages in Dawn so be prepared for some infuriating political commentary on both sides. Better yet just ignore it.
    If guns are outlawed, only monkeys will have guns!

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Monkeys aren't apes, you racists

    apes isn't a race!!

    take your time

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    They made a Dead Snow 2

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