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The Man Part II: Ultra Rapid Fire Edition [A Mini Phalla]

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  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Preda wrote: »
    Whitch is the first valid vote? the first with 9:00 on the clock (jpants) or the first after the narration post (mine)?

    The first 12:00 timestamped post is valid.

    With Love and Courage
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Hey guys, how's it hangin'?

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Seriously, though. What the hell is with the forum timer. I had that shit nailed and it says 2:59, really?

  • l3lasphemer69l3lasphemer69 Registered User regular
    I disengage the safety on my Minigun and attack @goose
    I disengage the safety on my Flamethrower and attack @hedgethorn @discrider @Gizzy‌
    I disengage the safety on my Orbital Weapons Platform and attack @‌preda

    Finally I vote for capfalcon

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Hedgethorn wrote: »
    The OP wrote:
    To compensate for what will undoubtedly be overlapping orders, there will be one minute worth of time after you are killed where you can still post & act as normal (the forum timestamp will be used to determine whether or not you've posted within this window)

    I think discrider was still alive to shoot, as his attack on you, kime, is stamped 12:00 PM.

    Makes sense

    @discrider, I am invulnerable to your pathetic High Powered Rifle

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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    @l3lasphemer69, I am invulnerable to your pathetic minigun

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    Can you just fire indiscriminantly? Is that a thing?

    Well, I'm dead if that's the case. Stupid post timer bullshit.

  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    @l3lasphemer69‌! I am invulnerable to your puny Flamethrower.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Seriously, though. What the hell is with the forum timer. I had that shit nailed and it says 2:59, really?

    It matched up perfectly with my time, I think you are ahead, actually.
    I disengage the safety on my Minigun and attack @goose
    I disengage the safety on my Flamethrower and attack @hedgethorn @discrider @Gizzy‌
    I disengage the safety on my Orbital Weapons Platform and attack @‌preda

    Finally I vote for capfalcon

    Hahahaha this is an awesome post.

    But now I'm nervous.

    l3lasphemer69

    Why were people trying to vote early?

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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    something tells me that my vote actually is a decent target....

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    I disengage the safety on my Minigun and attack @goose
    I disengage the safety on my Flamethrower and attack @hedgethorn @discrider @Gizzy‌
    I disengage the safety on my Orbital Weapons Platform and attack @‌preda

    Finally I vote for capfalcon

    Damn that was supposed to be my role!
    l3lasphemer69

  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    I'm so changing my vote after that assault.

    l3lasphemer69

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    @l3lasphemer69‌! I am invulnerable to your puny Flamethrower

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Seriously, though. What the hell is with the forum timer. I had that shit nailed and it says 2:59, really?

    It matched up perfectly with my time, I think you are ahead, actually.
    I disengage the safety on my Minigun and attack @goose
    I disengage the safety on my Flamethrower and attack @hedgethorn @discrider @Gizzy‌
    I disengage the safety on my Orbital Weapons Platform and attack @‌preda

    Finally I vote for capfalcon

    Hahahaha this is an awesome post.

    But now I'm nervous.

    l3lasphemer69

    Why were people trying to vote early?

    ... tomorrow we kill kime, for he does not know, and therefore is not one of us

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Phyphor wrote: »
    ... tomorrow we kill kime, for he does not know, and therefore is not one of us

    That is perhaps unfortunate. But I can explain!

    (The explanation is that I don't read OPs or role PMs in their entirety. I still haven't. I still therefore don't know what you're talking about :P )

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    ps in the future when you @ me its "Goose!" because @goose is someone else entirely.

  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    So discrider got shot and killed. Did anyone else actually die in that firefight?

  • l3lasphemer69l3lasphemer69 Registered User regular
    Not sure about Preda, but for all that I think I only killed 2 people?

  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Minigun can attack more than once per day? i guess that makes sense...

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Hedgethorn wrote: »
    So discrider got shot and killed. Did anyone else actually die in that firefight?

    His blood only whets the hunger of my blade

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    l3lasphemer69 because that is ridiculous

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    When does the day end?

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I disengage the safety on my Android Shredder and attack @Hedgethorn‌

  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular


    l3lasphemer69



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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    When does the day end?

    In about 23 and a half hours. 30 minutes of excitement, 23 hours of very little going on

  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    @Obifett, I am invulnerable to your puny Android Shredder.

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    When does the day end?

    Standard 24 hour phalla day.

    With Love and Courage
  • PredaPreda Registered User regular
    Not sure about Preda, but for all that I think I only killed 2 people?

    OoooOOOooooOOOooooOOOoo

    Where is my space shield, where is my space shield???

    Too slow...

    OooooOOOoooOOOooOoooOOOooOo

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    @Hedgethorn I am immune to your puny Android Shredder.
    I disengage the safety on my Orbital Weapons Platform and attack @Hedgethorn.

    Also, Blasphemer.

  • HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    @Capfalcon‌, I am immune to your puny Orbital Weapons Platform.

    ... that is a sentence which I never, at any point in my adult life, expected to write.

    Hedgethorn on
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Whelp, that's awkward all 'round, isn't it?

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    Do we have to wait for the day to end before we learn the alignment of those that got shot/dismembered/vaporized/burninated during the day?

  • The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Farangu wrote: »
    Do we have to wait for the day to end before we learn the alignment of those that got shot/dismembered/vaporized/burninated during the day?

    Yes.

    With Love and Courage
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Goddamn bunch of invulnerable assholes in here

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Whelp, that's awkward all 'round, isn't it?

    You guys need to learn how to properly murder.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Someone shoot phyphor so we can see if he just called himself an asshole

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    I disengage the safety on my Peashooter and attack @Sir Fabulous

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  • l3lasphemer69l3lasphemer69 Registered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Whelp, that's awkward all 'round, isn't it?

    You guys need to learn how to properly murder.

    I thought I had the idea, damn immunities

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited July 2014
    What happens if we make a post claiming to shoot someone with something that we don't have? I'm assuming its against the rules.

    ObiFett on
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