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The Man Part II: Ultra Rapid Fire Edition [A Mini Phalla]

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    @Sir Fabulous‌, I am invulnerable to your pathetic Peashooter.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Anyway, how's everyone doing?

    PM me if you wanna help me get a better gun!

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    What happens if we make a post claiming to shoot someone with something that we don't have? I'm assuming its against the rules.

    Yes, this is against the rules.

    With Love and Courage
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Spoilsport

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    CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    Can we just yell SONIC really loud?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Sir Fabulous for being weak and dishonorable.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    l3blasphemere69 you suck at killing people

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Sir Fab

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    @Sir Fabulous nooooooooo!
    i fooled you there didn't i? :D

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    goddammit

    @""Sir Fabulous"‌

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    double dammit

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    goddammit

    @Sir Fabulous

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    First panic, then amusement.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Then pity.

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    EgosEgos Registered User regular
    I'm a sad panda

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    Fuck, who even is alive

    Uhhh let's go with kime

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    About 2 hours to vote close.

    With Love and Courage
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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Vote count?

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    |3lasphemer69: JPants, Farangu, Phyphor, Hedgethorn, ObiFett, Gizzy, Capfalcon
    Sir Fabulous: Kime, Sir Fabulous
    Gizzy: discrider
    Phyphor: Preda
    Kime: Goose!, The Anonymous
    Capfalcon: |3lasphemer69

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Is it possible for people to say they are dead, and not really be dead .. then come back right before vote close and say haHA I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR WEAPONSSS

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Is it possible for people to say they are dead, and not really be dead .. then come back right before vote close and say haHA I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR WEAPONSSS

    No. This is against the rules.

    With Love and Courage
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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    But dead people's votes still count?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Who did not attack yesterday?

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    Who did not attack yesterday?

    Me, TA, Farangu, Buddha, Phyphor, Egos, Sir Fab, JPants. (And preda but he died)

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Well. This could be interesting.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    But dead people's votes still count?

    Yes.

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    GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    The only person I haven't seen talk in thread is Buddha. @Buddha73‌ do you remember you're in this game?

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    kime for not knowing things.

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    The EnderThe Ender Registered User regular
    DAY 2


    "THIS is how we settle this!"

    The room dances to the light of muzzle flashes. Most discharged munitions only ricochet off of personal force fields or body armor to blow holes in the expensive furniture. A handful of executives, however, find themselves in unfortunate crosshairs.

    discrider is decapitated is a blur of motion from an incandescent blue sword. An enormous automaton then overturns the table in the center of the room, drenches discrider's still standing corpse with hot napalm, rips Goose! limb from limb with sustained fire from a minigun and uses an illegal hijack uplink prompt to signal an orbital particle weapons platform to fire on the boardroom. A bright white beam slices through the room and atomizes Preda.

    Sentiments of disgust echo throughout the smoke & burning wreckage.

    "...Some pleb brought an old T-23 to work this morning? Disgusting."

    "Oh my God, do you have any idea how badly it would impact my image to be seen in a room with such a low rent piece of junk?"

    "COMPUTER! TERMINATE THAT ANDROID!"

    "Affirmative. Engaging photonic disciplinary array."

    |3lasphemer69 is reduced to a smoke blob molten metal.

    "WARNING! Hostile artificial intelligence '|3LASPHEMER69' self-jettisoned from chassis and re-installed into new platform. Simultaneous termination of all platforms necessary to annihilate hostile artificial intelligence"


    At the head of the overturned table, MegaCorp Multinational's CEO surveyed the situation with bored eyes.

    "Computer, run a BioScan on Gizzy and ObiFett. And conduct a temporal phase reversal on Preda; he always puts together the best PowerSlide shows."

    "Affirmative, director. BioScans and temporal phase reversal in progress..."


    BIOSCAN RESULT - SUBJECT, GIZZY

    LIFE FORM CLASSIFICATION: Cybernetically Weaponized Psychopath
    ARMAMENT: Minigun
    RECOMMENDED METHODS OF ENGAGEMENT: Android Shredder


    BIOSCAN RESULT - SUBJECT, OBIFETT

    LIFE FORM CLASSIFICATION: Agent Murphy, Double Agent, Traitor to the Human Race
    ARMAMENT: Android Shredder
    RECOMMENDED METHODS OF ENGAGEMENT: High Powered Rifle, Rocket Launcher, Flamethrower, Minigun, Android Shredder, Orbital Weapons Platform, Glowing Blue Samurai Sword, Glowing Red Samurai Sword


    Preda was then reconstituted at his seat, in the same state he was in seconds prior to being vaporized.

    In the darkness, another old war machine could be heard turning itself on...


    "Thermonuclear fission warhead remains intact. Continuing search..."


    THE DEAD:

    Preda - Suit, armed with High Caliber Revolver : Annihilated by orbital weapons platform.
    discrider - Suit, armed with High Powered Rifle : Decapitated, incinerated by napalm.
    Goose! - Suit, armed with High Caliber Revolver : Torn apart by minigun fire.
    |3lasphemer69 - Android, armed with Flamethrower, Minigun and Orbital Weapons Platform : Voted out.

    THE RETURNED:

    @Preda : Reconstituted via temporal phase reversal
    @|3lasphemer69 : AI jumped to new chassis. Terminate all chassis options to prevent future AI jumps.


    @Buddha73 is warned for inactivity.

    With Love and Courage
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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    That's a day 2 vote for the record.

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    HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    I disengage the safety on my Orbital Weapons Platform and attack @Obifett.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    kime

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I disengage the safety on my Orbital Weapons Platform and attack @Goose!‌

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    That's a day 2 vote for the record.

    Not after narration though

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    ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Oh duh goose is dead

    Also I am dead

    I am bad at this

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    HedgethornHedgethorn Associate Professor of Historical Hobby Horses In the Lions' DenRegistered User regular
    Also, Gizzy

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    edited July 2014
    Phyphor wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    That's a day 2 vote for the record.

    Not after narration though

    Still counts. I clarified. Goes by timecode.

    JPants on
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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    Or, we could just keep voting |3lasphemer69 too. Seems silly since he can shoot at a good half dozen people a day and has multiple lives

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    Phyphor wrote: »
    JPants wrote: »
    That's a day 2 vote for the record.

    Not after narration though

    Still counts. I clarified. Goes by timecode.

    Well that's dumb

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    JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    So Obi is bad, Gizzy is bad, and Blasphemer is back and bad? That how everyone else read htat?

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