No but really , some of these people make it really hard for us to guess who it is; the guessing game of who it is. (Group pic)
And i would say a good portion of these pics are of a man and his dog, or man with another girl, sometimes two (one on each arm) , or a fish. Or with their grandma. Or heavy boozing.
Same thing for girls. Lots of group pics or them boozing it up heavily.
My friend "no'd" every girl that had perfect makeup on.
Group pictures on dating websites are odd.
Are you trying to say that you're never alone? Or are you trying to appear cute by comparison?
What do you call a cow that has just had an abortion?
Decalfinated
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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No but really , some of these people make it really hard for us to guess who it is; the guessing game of who it is. (Group pic)
And i would say a good portion of these pics are of a man and his dog, or man with another girl, sometimes two (one on each arm) , or a fish. Or with their grandma. Or heavy boozing.
Same thing for girls. Lots of group pics or them boozing it up heavily.
My friend "no'd" every girl that had perfect makeup on.
Group pictures on dating websites are odd.
Are you trying to say that you're never alone? Or are you trying to appear cute by comparison?
It's for those that like to gamble.
There's two yeses and one no in that photo. I like those odds
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
No but really , some of these people make it really hard for us to guess who it is; the guessing game of who it is. (Group pic)
And i would say a good portion of these pics are of a man and his dog, or man with another girl, sometimes two (one on each arm) , or a fish. Or with their grandma. Or heavy boozing.
Same thing for girls. Lots of group pics or them boozing it up heavily.
My friend "no'd" every girl that had perfect makeup on.
Group pictures on dating websites are odd.
Are you trying to say that you're never alone? Or are you trying to appear cute by comparison?
"If I am to mysteriously vanish, people will notice"
No but really , some of these people make it really hard for us to guess who it is; the guessing game of who it is. (Group pic)
And i would say a good portion of these pics are of a man and his dog, or man with another girl, sometimes two (one on each arm) , or a fish. Or with their grandma. Or heavy boozing.
Same thing for girls. Lots of group pics or them boozing it up heavily.
My friend "no'd" every girl that had perfect makeup on.
I appreciate people who are too dumb to realize that there's no way for me to realize which person they are in their picture
it means I can safely write them off and continue finding more interesting ladies to never actually get around to messaging instead
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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MortiousThe Nightmare BeginsMove to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
No but really , some of these people make it really hard for us to guess who it is; the guessing game of who it is. (Group pic)
And i would say a good portion of these pics are of a man and his dog, or man with another girl, sometimes two (one on each arm) , or a fish. Or with their grandma. Or heavy boozing.
Same thing for girls. Lots of group pics or them boozing it up heavily.
My friend "no'd" every girl that had perfect makeup on.
the trick is to yes every person and see what kind of weirdo yes's you back
Maybe mention something about what's in the background , but that's about it.
Also , I'm noticing that I need to keep reminding myself that not everyone knows what in talking about when I try to explain to them what my job is. Not everyone is working in my industry and know what what I mean. I think I've been hanging out with coworkers a lot lately so I never needed to worry or explain stuff. It's weird going outside my bubble.
Also , I'm noticing that I need to keep reminding myself that not everyone knows what in talking about when I try to explain to them what my job is. Not everyone is working in my industry and know what what I mean. I think I've been hanging out with coworkers a lot lately so I never needed to worry or explain stuff. It's weird going outside my bubble.
I think this is true for most people.
"I manage [Instrument Name]'s Design History File"
"I am in Quality"
"I'm a solicitor"
"I film myself wanking onto brand new gadgets"
All people really want is to know which industry and whether you're doing the sexy bit (to which the answer is inevitably no)
Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
I watched the first Agents of SHIELD tonight. It seemed pretty decent, honestly, although forcedly glib banter is not my ideal tone. The introductions of the various characters were necessarily really truncated and super-artificial but I thought they managed to fit some decent stuff in there. Coulson's humanism and general decency is a particularly welcome touch; I am intensely suspicious of narratives that uncritically celebrate Hard Men Making Hard Choices and all that kind of post-9/11 bullshit.
On a more nerdly level, I enjoy the kind of worldbuildy touches of showing how people are reacting to things like the events of Avengers and the knowledge that aliens and superheroes are real. I don't want the show to fall too far down that rabbit hole, because that's not really a story about a real thing (in the same way that I might not be hugely invested in a story entirely about people's responses to learning that dragons are real) but, applied with a light touch, it lends a welcome sense that this is a living, ongoing place.
Three wacky scientist/hacker characters is really gilding the lily. And it sure would be nice, with this many people, to have someone above the age of 50 in the cast, kind of like real spies?
The final showdown happening at LA's Union Station gave me weird flashbacks to GTA San Andreas, LA Noire, and every other video game I've had a gun battle in that station in. It is a source of endless amusement and wonder to me that, never having been to Los Angeles in my life, I've become so familiar with its geography and landmarks purely by marinating in media.
A lot of people complained about it but they're dumb. It REALLY picks up for the second half of the season, and fits in wonderfully with the movies as they came out. If you haven't seen Captain America 2, stop at the episode called "The End of the Beginning" and watch Cap 2, then continue. There are big Cap 2 spoilers in the episode after that.
This is the first show in a very long time where I was yelling and cheering at the screen.
If I were to give a summary of my hopefully health-enhancing lifestyle changes in the last six weeks, would fit and/or swole [chat] tell me how wrong I'm doing it?
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Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
You know, since Nightcrawler's BAMF leaves behind a sulfurous cloud, he's basically a fart goblin. Just exploding into fart clouds all over the place. BAMF BAMF BAMF BAMF BAMF
Every morning when I get the train there is an announcement about the train preceding mine: "Please stand back from the platform edge. The next train does not stop here"
And every morning a group of people advance and stand right at the platform edge and look surprised and confused when the train blows through without slowing and nearly takes a few limbs with it
It's the same people every time. I wonder what it's like to be surprised when you do the same thing over and over and get the same result
Every morning when I get the train there is an announcement about the train preceding mine: "Please stand back from the platform edge. The next train does not stop here"
And every morning a group of people advance and stand right at the platform edge and look surprised and confused when the train blows through without slowing and nearly takes a few limbs with it
It's the same people every time. I wonder what it's like to be surprised when you do the same thing over and over and get the same result
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Group pictures on dating websites are odd.
Are you trying to say that you're never alone? Or are you trying to appear cute by comparison?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's for those that like to gamble.
There's two yeses and one no in that photo. I like those odds
Are your hands magnets?!
You are a bad person.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
Oh like a Mars bar.
That is obvious but I just didn't get there. I presumed it was about weight.
"If I am to mysteriously vanish, people will notice"
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
These are udderly ridiculous.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I appreciate people who are too dumb to realize that there's no way for me to realize which person they are in their picture
it means I can safely write them off and continue finding more interesting ladies to never actually get around to messaging instead
I am not amoosed
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
the trick is to yes every person and see what kind of weirdo yes's you back
kill me
I look prettier emerging from the shadows of an empty street on a quiet night.
At least this is what the hobos say.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Maybe mention something about what's in the background , but that's about it.
Also , I'm noticing that I need to keep reminding myself that not everyone knows what in talking about when I try to explain to them what my job is. Not everyone is working in my industry and know what what I mean. I think I've been hanging out with coworkers a lot lately so I never needed to worry or explain stuff. It's weird going outside my bubble.
especially when the fish cooks itself
Well I am hot for secrets. :winky:
Always good to have at least one photo on a dating profile that shows you have friends.
Daffy Duck would have accidentally cooked himself with slightly more panache.
I kind of liked it, though. Certainly not an old-school flavor of Disney but amusing nonetheless.
"I manage [Instrument Name]'s Design History File"
"I am in Quality"
"I'm a solicitor"
"I film myself wanking onto brand new gadgets"
All people really want is to know which industry and whether you're doing the sexy bit (to which the answer is inevitably no)
A lot of people complained about it but they're dumb. It REALLY picks up for the second half of the season, and fits in wonderfully with the movies as they came out. If you haven't seen Captain America 2, stop at the episode called "The End of the Beginning" and watch Cap 2, then continue. There are big Cap 2 spoilers in the episode after that.
This is the first show in a very long time where I was yelling and cheering at the screen.
it's definitely a very nice cartoon in the classic sense
i seriously appreciate that.
an eternal struggle
NOW UPDATE YOUR RECORDS ACCORDINGLY
It's been eating Vicodin like candy and being a jerk and just diagnosed my headache as remnants of my twin that I absorbed in the womb.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Night, [chat]
try to avoid that hell dimension.
And every morning a group of people advance and stand right at the platform edge and look surprised and confused when the train blows through without slowing and nearly takes a few limbs with it
It's the same people every time. I wonder what it's like to be surprised when you do the same thing over and over and get the same result
i can tell you.