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Sweet, I'm diseased!

MeizMeiz Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
I think it must be because I'm French or something because ironically, I got me this:

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/menieresdisease.htm

I only recently found out after seeing a couple of doctors, who, for some reason, needed a period of 3 years to say, yep, that's what you got, I think.

Man, this really sucks.

So anyone here have any weird diseases/ailments they'd like to share?

Why is my body broken like so?

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    oh man a disease on top of being french

    you're having a shitty week, duder

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah but the disease was discovered by some French dude, see.

    So there's a bit of irony there.

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    HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    congratulations on your disease

    commiserations on the french

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    we can call them disease fries

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I had a horseshoe kidney (grown together) that I had to get fixed. Does that count as weird? :D

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    So do you have Le Crabs or what?

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Well, I'm drinking cheap chai out of a sweetheart cup.

    Are you cured yet?

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    So do you have Le Crabs or what?


    I can imagine it making him Le tired, and making him launch Ze Missles.

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    HybridHybrid South AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    but I am le tired

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    GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Man, I have these symptoms, but always attributed them to the damage I did to my eardrum as a kid.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Man, I have these symptoms, but always attributed them to the damage I did to my eardrum as a kid.

    Did you try sticking a loaf of french bread in your ear?

    You might want to go see a doctor about it.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    MKR wrote: »
    Manifest wrote: »
    Man, I have these symptoms, but always attributed them to the damage I did to my eardrum as a kid.

    Did you try sticking a loaf of french bread in your ear?

    You might want to go see a doctor about it.

    It was designer French bread though, so at least it looked good.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Shit dog, you just need to control the spontaneous vomiting. Send it forth for great comedic effect.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    jokes about french people

    also diseases

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    AIDS originated from a French-Canadian I think. Maybe it's AIDS.

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    MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It's not aids, it's Ménière's disease.

    Might as well be manure disease, cause that's how you feel when you're all loopy and dizzy.

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Boy, we sure have had alot of sickness / disease / illness / wah wah threads recently.

    Me? Well, I generally don't get sick. If I get a cold once a year thats alot.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    "Two thumbs up"

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    God damn it, Butters.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    God damn it, Butters.

    Well that's me!

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    wasn't the French-Canadian a flight attendant

    maybe you are turning into a flight attendant

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The article says it could last up to twelve hours. That would suck balls. Maybe if your inner ear wasn't so lame, you wouldn't have this problem.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Solution: Amputate the inner-ear.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    hey my dad has this, awesome

    enjoy your vertigo

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    wasn't the French-Canadian a flight attendant

    maybe you are turning into a flight attendant

    Yep. A megaslut flight attendant that would bang anything that moved and had a penis.

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    SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    wasn't the French-Canadian a flight attendant

    maybe you are turning into a flight attendant

    Yep. A megaslut flight attendant that would bang anything that moved and had a penis.

    Also apes.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    wasn't the French-Canadian a flight attendant

    maybe you are turning into a flight attendant

    Yep. A megaslut flight attendant that would bang anything that moved and had a penis.

    is there any other kind of flight attendant

    I mean I don't know much about them this is just what movies have taught me

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lets start the list:

    Cripple cause 1

    Cripple cause 2... although granted mine is no where near as severe as most, it doesn't help

    Dick no worky, stomach no worky

    Heart problem 1

    Heart problem 2

    T1N0M0

    Caused by the diabeetus

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    hey my dad has this, awesome

    enjoy your vertigo

    Shit dog, I'd enjoy her vertigo!

    Vertigo.jpg

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yeah I'd pretty much fuck her til one of us died

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    who is that

    i would fuck her until i came fire and spiders

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    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited April 2007
    hahahahaha STALE IS IN MY BRAIN

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale wrote: »
    yeah I'd pretty much fuck her til one of us died

    with your history that would essentially be suicide by fucking, which really wouldn't be a bad way for you to end it

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    Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think its Morrissey.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Knob wrote: »
    who is that

    i would fuck her until i came fire and spiders
    It's Kim Novak from Vertigo.

    She's crazy sauce in that movie.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I had this as a kid.


    Second degree burns over 40% of the body, internal and external. The level of suck is incomprehensible.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Stale, when you stop being broken we should totally go rock climbing.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    We need to team up SE++ and make Stale an Iron Man suit so he can fight crime and nail chicks.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    After that I'll take him sky diving and bungee jumping.

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