On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia, Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered a memorable assessment to reporters: "He's paranoid." Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.
What is a "noid"???
He ruins pizzas!
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On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill customer who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta, Georgia, Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police. After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered a memorable assessment to reporters: "He's paranoid." Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.
Yay. Just finished the Saturday night pre-church fight that our youngest feels is a necessary part of his spiritual upbringing.
Thing is, if he actually didn't like going I wouldn't make him go. An easy 95% of the time he thanks us for making him go afterwards. I just wish he'd skip the argument bit, it's exhausting.
Maybe just let him stay home and tell him you are tired of fighting him to do something he enjoys?
That would work with our older two, but spool14 just can't see beyond the end of his nose sometimes. It's equal measures his age and his personality. Plus, we can't leave him home alone just yet
Yay. Just finished the Saturday night pre-church fight that our youngest feels is a necessary part of his spiritual upbringing.
Thing is, if he actually didn't like going I wouldn't make him go. An easy 95% of the time he thanks us for making him go afterwards. I just wish he'd skip the argument bit, it's exhausting.
Should I send him "Tight Pants Body Rolls" as punishment???
Yay. Just finished the Saturday night pre-church fight that our youngest feels is a necessary part of his spiritual upbringing.
Thing is, if he actually didn't like going I wouldn't make him go. An easy 95% of the time he thanks us for making him go afterwards. I just wish he'd skip the argument bit, it's exhausting.
Maybe just let him stay home and tell him you are tired of fighting him to do something he enjoys?
You can't really just tell the 14yr old that he's worn you down and now he wins. That is the sort of message that makes your life suck a lot later.
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Yay. Just finished the Saturday night pre-church fight that our youngest feels is a necessary part of his spiritual upbringing.
Thing is, if he actually didn't like going I wouldn't make him go. An easy 95% of the time he thanks us for making him go afterwards. I just wish he'd skip the argument bit, it's exhausting.
Maybe just let him stay home and tell him you are tired of fighting him to do something he enjoys?
You can't really just tell the 14yr old that he's worn you down and now he wins. That is the sort of message that makes your life suck a lot later.
Halp I am trapped in a youtube loop of sports stories that make me cry
Oh look Brett Favre playing the day after his father passed
Huh John Macdonald batting on Father's day, 4 days after HIS father passed
Wait is that Mark Messier FINALLY raising the Stanley Cup?
Oh Ray Bourque too?
Oh Mike Piazza of the New York Mets hitting a home run post 9/11?
And now The Miracle on Ice
And the Summit Series
Oh, Buffalo Bills Wide Right?
The death of Dale Earnhardt
There's this horrible website called godvine.com where they post almost entirely amazing heartwarming videos of people doing amazing things for other people and sometimes spool will come in and find me sobbing and clicking play on the next video and he thinks I'm nuts....in short, I feel your pain.
Halp I am trapped in a youtube loop of sports stories that make me cry
Oh look Brett Favre playing the day after his father passed
Huh John Macdonald batting on Father's day, 4 days after HIS father passed
Wait is that Mark Messier FINALLY raising the Stanley Cup?
Oh Ray Bourque too?
Oh Mike Piazza of the New York Mets hitting a home run post 9/11?
And now The Miracle on Ice
And the Summit Series
Oh, Buffalo Bills Wide Right?
The death of Dale Earnhardt
There's this horrible website called godvine.com where they post almost entirely amazing heartwarming videos of people doing amazing things for other people and sometimes spool will come in and find me sobbing and clicking play on the next video and he thinks I'm nuts....in short, I feel your pain.
ahahahaha
my grandpa has been learning how 2 internet these last few months since he's started seeing another lady since my grandma passed a couple years ago
he keeps posting godvine and these other videos from some pet site along those lines and just all sorts of chain stuff and i can't help but laugh at the stuff
in response i've been posting clickhole articles and videos occasionally on my wall and feeling deep personal satisfaction whenever he or my mom like or share something
Problem is me of the guys helping me become a priest is going to try and be there tomorrow and we keep missing each other. Blarg, why have church in the morning? I promise God doesn't care.
Problem is me of the guys helping me become a priest is going to try and be there tomorrow and we keep missing each other. Blarg, why have church in the morning? I promise God doesn't care.
Problem is me of the guys helping me become a priest is going to try and be there tomorrow and we keep missing each other. Blarg, why have church in the morning*? I promise God doesn't care.
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I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
He ruins pizzas!
Ohhhh I see
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
It's the mistake I always forget.
Back to day one for me ><
Awwww
Noooo
That would work with our older two, but spool14 just can't see beyond the end of his nose sometimes. It's equal measures his age and his personality. Plus, we can't leave him home alone just yet
Yes.
Have no fear, I will teach you about the 80s. Much more useful than a college education.
You can't really just tell the 14yr old that he's worn you down and now he wins. That is the sort of message that makes your life suck a lot later.
WISHMELUCK.
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
Now we know that clay is the most evil form of animation known to mankind, as demonstrated by Mark Twain and Satan below.
but u taste with ur tongue...
what if dominos is run by aliens with no concept of human anatomy
maek u think
hm yes if true this is a serious breach of game law
Good point. : /
She already gravitates towards leg warmers and sweatshirts with the collar torn out.
#parentingfailures
Oh look Brett Favre playing the day after his father passed
Huh John Macdonald batting on Father's day, 4 days after HIS father passed
Wait is that Mark Messier FINALLY raising the Stanley Cup?
Oh Ray Bourque too?
Oh Mike Piazza of the New York Mets hitting a home run post 9/11?
And now The Miracle on Ice
And the Summit Series
Oh, Buffalo Bills Wide Right?
The death of Dale Earnhardt
vaya con noidos
If you find a cassingle of "Maniac" from Flashdance in her room, it's intervention time.
Be vigilant. Seemingly innocuous legwarmers today can lead to Rubik's Cubes, Tom Cruise posters on the wall, and dancing raisins tomorrow.
Neither do I
Damn you @Wash
every time I think I'm out, they keep pulling me back in
*grabs Noid-bat and prepares for another week of mind-shattering Noidcutions*
Excuse me for a moment
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
ahahahaha
my grandpa has been learning how 2 internet these last few months since he's started seeing another lady since my grandma passed a couple years ago
he keeps posting godvine and these other videos from some pet site along those lines and just all sorts of chain stuff and i can't help but laugh at the stuff
in response i've been posting clickhole articles and videos occasionally on my wall and feeling deep personal satisfaction whenever he or my mom like or share something
latest score: http://www.clickhole.com/video/amazing-boy-saw-heaven-during-his-near-death-exper-830
Problem is me of the guys helping me become a priest is going to try and be there tomorrow and we keep missing each other. Blarg, why have church in the morning? I promise God doesn't care.
Luckily, both are delicious.
Don't worry, I don't like any of those things
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
this video is the best of things
it isn't even mean or whatever, the onion ain't predictable like that
it's just wtf genius
I -
It's not even the sabbath anyways.
I think the Noid stole half the pepperoni slices. Kinda stingy with the toppings.
*11:30am-12:30am
I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!