Twilight Princess Link definitely knows what sex is
the hell he does
If you don't think that midna didn't get all horned up around link I dunno what to tell you
Nabooru definitely was thinking about having some sex with Link as a kid, there was some heavy innuendo going on there both in his kid form and as his adult form.
They also mention that a male is "born" every 100 or so years in OoT.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Twilight Princess Link definitely knows what sex is
the hell he does
If you don't think that midna didn't get all horned up around link I dunno what to tell you
Nabooru definitely was thinking about having some sex with Link as a kid, there was some heavy innuendo going on there both in his kid form and as his adult form.
They also mention that a male is "born" every 100 or so years in OoT.
Yeah but have you seen what "birth" is like in a lot of myths? That word gets a hell of a lot of metaphorical use.
when i was younger i always thought that the title of gerudo "king" was really kind of a euphemism and really the king was just a glorified concubine whose primary duty was impregnating gerudo women as much as possible to maintain the gerudo population, and that ganondorf destroyed their social order by rejecting that role and acting as a conqueror, which is what forced them to start intermingling with hylians
One of the stones mentions that the gerudo take "boyfriends" from castle town
You could interpret that if that baby got a dick they throw it into a canyon like the ancient Spartans
Or perhaps you could interpret that all gerudo babies are girls regardless of their junk, but for one lad every 100 years
all more logical explanations than my adolescent headcanon that one dick-havin' gerudo male was born every 100 years on the dot and as soon as they came of age they got chained to a wall and fucked nonstop for ~80 years or until their dick disintegrated, whichever came first
If we assume that Nayru's laws of nature involve reproduction by way of gametes, in this world where the zora evolved into the rito in 100 years whIle everyone else stayed the same, we could also assume that the gerudo have a cum bank and don't need fresh royal jizz all the time
he's thirsty has hell for Midna after seeing her true form and rides away to look for another means of re-entering the Twilight realm, leaving poor Ilia all alone.
If sex wasn't a thing, there would be no reason for sexual dimorphism between male and female Hylians and Humans.
This is getting into a biology and genetics discussion of a video game, though, which you're likely not going to find concrete examples for because it's a video game, not a weeabo hylian sex simulator.
Sex takes place. There's plenty of innuendo and flirting in multiple Zelda games that I feel like we should be able to agree that some form of mating is taking place here. Otherwise what's the point of saying "a male" or "a female"? Sex isn't always PIV either, etc, etc, etc.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
One of the stones mentions that the gerudo take "boyfriends" from castle town
yeah but in my mind that was a recent occurrence because ganondorf wasn't fulfilling his duties as the sole gerudo male
Man from a genetics perspective this would be pretty fucked up.
Then again, it would explain why there's so little variance in physical appearance among the Gerudo.
Graphic limitation in console hardware?
Ignoring the many questions this raises of the influence of electronic devices on genetics in the world of LoZ, there's no evidence that the Hyrule of that era even HAD video game consoles.
One of the stones mentions that the gerudo take "boyfriends" from castle town
You could interpret that if that baby got a dick they throw it into a canyon like the ancient Spartans
Or perhaps you could interpret that all gerudo babies are girls regardless of their junk, but for one lad every 100 years
all more logical explanations than my adolescent headcanon that one dick-havin' gerudo male was born every 100 years on the dot and as soon as they came of age they got chained to a wall and fucked nonstop for ~80 years or until their dick disintegrated, whichever came first
This is the actual, real lore behind the berserkers in gears of war
If sex wasn't a thing, there would be no reason for sexual dimorphism between male and female Hylians and Humans.
This is getting into a biology and genetics discussion of a video game, though, which you're likely not going to find concrete examples for because it's a video game, not a weeabo hylian sex simulator.
Sex takes place. There's plenty of innuendo and flirting in multiple Zelda games that I feel like we should be able to agree that some form of mating is taking place here. Otherwise what's the point of saying "a male" or "a female"? Sex isn't always PIV either, etc, etc, etc.
So, the goddesses are female, right, and made the people in their image
So where indeed did men come from? Let us trace the gender to the earliest male figure, Demise, king of demons. Is it coincidence that his descendant manifests himself suddenly as the only man in a society of women?
If sex wasn't a thing, there would be no reason for sexual dimorphism between male and female Hylians and Humans.
This is getting into a biology and genetics discussion of a video game, though, which you're likely not going to find concrete examples for because it's a video game, not a weeabo hylian sex simulator.
Sex takes place. There's plenty of innuendo and flirting in multiple Zelda games that I feel like we should be able to agree that some form of mating is taking place here. Otherwise what's the point of saying "a male" or "a female"? Sex isn't always PIV either, etc, etc, etc.
So, the goddesses are female, right, and made the people in their image
So where indeed did men come from? Let us trace the gender to the earliest male figure, Demise, king of demons. Is it coincidence that his descendant manifests himself suddenly as the only man in a society of women?
Okay.
And now the Hylians and Humans?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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I think you guys are thinking wayyyyyy to deeply into a video game.
One of the stones mentions that the gerudo take "boyfriends" from castle town
yeah but in my mind that was a recent occurrence because ganondorf wasn't fulfilling his duties as the sole gerudo male
Man from a genetics perspective this would be pretty fucked up.
Then again, it would explain why there's so little variance in physical appearance among the Gerudo.
Graphic limitation in console hardware?
Ignoring the many questions this raises of the influence of electronic devices on genetics in the world of LoZ, there's no evidence that the Hyrule of that era even HAD video game consoles.
Although, it's established that Hyrule has a highly technological ancient past, so it IS possible that reproduction is done through some sort of mechanical means, akin to a cloning machine or possibly some sort of Appearifier technology. In which case limitations in ancient hardware, the knowledge of which has long since passed into obscurity, could leave them stuck creating exact clones instead of the more varied genetics one would expect.
If sex wasn't a thing, there would be no reason for sexual dimorphism between male and female Hylians and Humans.
This is getting into a biology and genetics discussion of a video game, though, which you're likely not going to find concrete examples for because it's a video game, not a weeabo hylian sex simulator.
Sex takes place. There's plenty of innuendo and flirting in multiple Zelda games that I feel like we should be able to agree that some form of mating is taking place here. Otherwise what's the point of saying "a male" or "a female"? Sex isn't always PIV either, etc, etc, etc.
So, the goddesses are female, right, and made the people in their image
So where indeed did men come from? Let us trace the gender to the earliest male figure, Demise, king of demons. Is it coincidence that his descendant manifests himself suddenly as the only man in a society of women?
So you are proposing a cosmology in which the gender divide isn't merely a social construct formed around broad genetic traits, but is instead two separate lineages--one divine and one demonic?
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Male hylians and humans are byproducts of demise's influence, while female hylians and humans are the pure descendants of Hylia. Those who are not part of the gender binary are blessed by the deku tree, as evidenced by the frequently androgynous Hero clad in forest green.
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Twilight Princess Link definitely knows what sex is
the hell he does
If you don't think that midna didn't get all horned up around link I dunno what to tell you
Nabooru definitely was thinking about having some sex with Link as a kid, there was some heavy innuendo going on there both in his kid form and as his adult form.
They also mention that a male is "born" every 100 or so years in OoT.
A gerudo male not hylian. Link was born ten years before OoT and there are boys younger than him. The gerudo women come into hyrule town and pick up dudes every so often.
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This whole string of posts has somehow made me not want to play Breath of the Wild at all.
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i think he probably only pieces it together at the end, Usual Suspects style, as she is floating through the mirror and shattering it
http://www.audioentropy.com/
fuck i fell right into your trap
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Pretty sure I've read that one.
Nabooru definitely was thinking about having some sex with Link as a kid, there was some heavy innuendo going on there both in his kid form and as his adult form.
They also mention that a male is "born" every 100 or so years in OoT.
Yeah but have you seen what "birth" is like in a lot of myths? That word gets a hell of a lot of metaphorical use.
There is no evidence of sex
http://www.audioentropy.com/
This is just being dumb now.
You could interpret that if that baby got a dick they throw it into a canyon like the ancient Spartans
Or perhaps you could interpret that all gerudo babies are girls regardless of their junk, but for one lad every 100 years
yeah but in my mind that was a recent occurrence because ganondorf wasn't fulfilling his duties as the sole gerudo male
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Man from a genetics perspective this would be pretty fucked up.
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all more logical explanations than my adolescent headcanon that one dick-havin' gerudo male was born every 100 years on the dot and as soon as they came of age they got chained to a wall and fucked nonstop for ~80 years or until their dick disintegrated, whichever came first
http://www.audioentropy.com/
What the hell is wrong with you timspork's ghost, children don't fuck.
Then again, it would explain why there's so little variance in physical appearance among the Gerudo.
Graphic limitation in console hardware?
This is getting into a biology and genetics discussion of a video game, though, which you're likely not going to find concrete examples for because it's a video game, not a weeabo hylian sex simulator.
Sex takes place. There's plenty of innuendo and flirting in multiple Zelda games that I feel like we should be able to agree that some form of mating is taking place here. Otherwise what's the point of saying "a male" or "a female"? Sex isn't always PIV either, etc, etc, etc.
Ignoring the many questions this raises of the influence of electronic devices on genetics in the world of LoZ, there's no evidence that the Hyrule of that era even HAD video game consoles.
This is the actual, real lore behind the berserkers in gears of war
anyone remember when zelda.com was actually a porn site?
I sure do.
So, the goddesses are female, right, and made the people in their image
So where indeed did men come from? Let us trace the gender to the earliest male figure, Demise, king of demons. Is it coincidence that his descendant manifests himself suddenly as the only man in a society of women?
Okay.
And now the Hylians and Humans?
Although, it's established that Hyrule has a highly technological ancient past, so it IS possible that reproduction is done through some sort of mechanical means, akin to a cloning machine or possibly some sort of Appearifier technology. In which case limitations in ancient hardware, the knowledge of which has long since passed into obscurity, could leave them stuck creating exact clones instead of the more varied genetics one would expect.
So you are proposing a cosmology in which the gender divide isn't merely a social construct formed around broad genetic traits, but is instead two separate lineages--one divine and one demonic?
Probably, but there's no way he reports all his smashed jar income.
A gerudo male not hylian. Link was born ten years before OoT and there are boys younger than him. The gerudo women come into hyrule town and pick up dudes every so often.
Something something children don't fuck.
Gorons are rocks