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    number13number13 Registered User regular
    I really love this game, but it's really trying like every aspect of my OCD'ing when it comes to games. I have been in the Hinterlands for like 7 hours straight, and while I certainly know that I can come back any time and complete things, I have been scouring the map to complete quests and discover things. And just when I think I'm whittling them down, I find another goddamn note that opens another quest STOP LEAVING NOTES ALL OVER THE FOREST. It's the same problem I have with Bethesda games.

    Also, I found a dragon in the Hinterlands by mistake, and laughed. Cause I knew I was gonna get annihilated, but I thought I would give it a shot anyway. I think it took somewhere around two rounds of breathing fire to kill my entire party? Didn't even have to land on the ground...

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    Dongs GaloreDongs Galore Registered User regular
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I always played origins and 2 holding down tab so this seems like an improvement

    I guess I am weird in that I prefer holding down tab.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I have to thank SWTOR for curing some of my OCD about having to finish everything. I was able to leave the Hinterlands only partially completed and only felt a slight OCD twinge at it! I'll come back and finish it later.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I have to thank SWTOR for curing some of my OCD about having to finish everything. I was able to leave the Hinterlands only partially completed and only felt a slight OCD twinge at it! I'll come back and finish it later.

    Is that really a victory then? :P

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    it would bother me a lot less if there were actual sheathes

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    I have to thank SWTOR for curing some of my OCD about having to finish everything. I was able to leave the Hinterlands only partially completed and only felt a slight OCD twinge at it! I'll come back and finish it later.

    Is that really a victory then? :P

    Yes, kinda! I can put off my OCD temporarily, that's a victory!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    it would bother me a lot less if there were actual sheathes

    wizard magnets man

    embrace them

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    I am definitley experiencing some bewilderment by the size of the world at the moment. I just sort of wandered off with my starting party and got very, very lost in killing random mobs and picking pretty flowers. Had to go back to the starting camp and reestablish what the hell I am doing out here. I also worry that I have already missed a bunch of stuff because I wandered off. I didnt really explore Haven at all before going to the war table. Is there a way to get back there ?

    Yes, you can jump back to Haven whenever you want via the world map

    In fact, you should do this on a regular basis to drop off research, upgrade equipment, and assign operations

    ahhhh So that is how you craft and upgrade! You know simetimes I miss the days when a game came with at least a little bit of a manual to get you rolling.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    Also the fact that all the weapons in the Dragon Age are at least 50% bigger than they ought to be, trying to wear a seventeen pound sword with a blade as wide as your face on your hip might wreck your posture, chronic back pain all over

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    Also the fact that all the weapons in the Dragon Age are at least 50% bigger than they ought to be, trying to wear a seventeen pound sword with a blade as wide as your face on your hip might wreck your posture, chronic back pain all over

    Eeeh

    Claymores were totally that long

    The width is wrong and the usage isn't right, but they were crazy huge swords

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    Also the fact that all the weapons in the Dragon Age are at least 50% bigger than they ought to be, trying to wear a seventeen pound sword with a blade as wide as your face on your hip might wreck your posture, chronic back pain all over

    If you live in time where you need a sword on your hip you're probably not getting past the age of 35 anyway so it all works out in the end!

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    I am definitley experiencing some bewilderment by the size of the world at the moment. I just sort of wandered off with my starting party and got very, very lost in killing random mobs and picking pretty flowers. Had to go back to the starting camp and reestablish what the hell I am doing out here. I also worry that I have already missed a bunch of stuff because I wandered off. I didnt really explore Haven at all before going to the war table. Is there a way to get back there ?

    Yes, you can jump back to Haven whenever you want via the world map

    In fact, you should do this on a regular basis to drop off research, upgrade equipment, and assign operations

    ahhhh So that is how you craft and upgrade! You know simetimes I miss the days when a game came with at least a little bit of a manual to get you rolling.

    Yeah, it's sort of easily missed but after you wake up in Haven, there are a few sidequests to get you acquainted with the various people there (requisitions, merchant, potion maker, smith)

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    Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I am not very far into DA2, currently trying to make money to get on an expedition to make money. RPG logic!

    I was very "ehhh" with the first bit
    Tutorial/intro section was uninteresting (though it was cool to see Flemeth and I loved her hair (not so much her boob window)) and the "getting into Kirkwall" bit was... odd. I guess it was meant to be a tutorial on how to accept/complete quests? Just felt quite weird and pointless. And I kind of expected the first part of the game would be doing that year of work but nope we just jump past that. Also weird.
    but as soon as I actually got into Kirkwall I started to see things I like. I like Varric and Aveline, I like not getting ambushed when I travel, I like the 'junk' system in the inventory. Combat is okay, less tedious than Origins, though everything feels kind of floaty and weightless. Also Hawke and her sister have terrible posture when standing around.

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Hobnail wrote: »
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    Also the fact that all the weapons in the Dragon Age are at least 50% bigger than they ought to be, trying to wear a seventeen pound sword with a blade as wide as your face on your hip might wreck your posture, chronic back pain all over

    Eeeh

    Claymores were totally that long

    The width is wrong and the usage isn't right, but they were crazy huge swords

    No I mean everything, even like daggers are huge and fat, a letter opener would probably look like a friggin Ka-Bar

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    I am definitley experiencing some bewilderment by the size of the world at the moment. I just sort of wandered off with my starting party and got very, very lost in killing random mobs and picking pretty flowers. Had to go back to the starting camp and reestablish what the hell I am doing out here. I also worry that I have already missed a bunch of stuff because I wandered off. I didnt really explore Haven at all before going to the war table. Is there a way to get back there ?

    Yes, you can jump back to Haven whenever you want via the world map

    In fact, you should do this on a regular basis to drop off research, upgrade equipment, and assign operations

    ahhhh So that is how you craft and upgrade! You know simetimes I miss the days when a game came with at least a little bit of a manual to get you rolling.

    Yeah, it's sort of easily missed but after you wake up in Haven, there are a few sidequests to get you acquainted with the various people there (requisitions, merchant, potion maker, smith)

    HAY

    When I woke up in Haven I had this weird sort of snazzy white suit on with some fancy ass buckles and what not all over. But then when the cutscene ended I was back in my regular outfit. Anyone know what that was? It wasn't any special DLC stuff, I know that.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    Also the fact that all the weapons in the Dragon Age are at least 50% bigger than they ought to be, trying to wear a seventeen pound sword with a blade as wide as your face on your hip might wreck your posture, chronic back pain all over

    Eeeh

    Claymores were totally that long

    The width is wrong and the usage isn't right, but they were crazy huge swords

    Claymore means a wide variety of things

    You are right in that some were as long as fantasy two handers, though

    Generally they weren't anywhere near as wide as most fantasy swords, but in length there were occasionally some very long blades

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I would imagine that dark age and medieval weaponry rarely followed a standard median of size and nomenclature

    but I'm not exactly an expert on this sort of thing, I just have some experience with how inexact many observations were even just a few hundred years ago

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    HawkstoneHawkstone Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. Somewhere outside of BarstowRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    Also the fact that all the weapons in the Dragon Age are at least 50% bigger than they ought to be, trying to wear a seventeen pound sword with a blade as wide as your face on your hip might wreck your posture, chronic back pain all over

    If you live in time where you need a sword on your hip you're probably not getting past the age of 35 anyway so it all works out in the end!

    well historically the people were much smaller too...so proportionally it isnt so bad.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    when europeans landed over in north america, they ended up calling a lot of birds "ducks"

    weird stuff like that

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    I am definitley experiencing some bewilderment by the size of the world at the moment. I just sort of wandered off with my starting party and got very, very lost in killing random mobs and picking pretty flowers. Had to go back to the starting camp and reestablish what the hell I am doing out here. I also worry that I have already missed a bunch of stuff because I wandered off. I didnt really explore Haven at all before going to the war table. Is there a way to get back there ?

    Yes, you can jump back to Haven whenever you want via the world map

    In fact, you should do this on a regular basis to drop off research, upgrade equipment, and assign operations

    ahhhh So that is how you craft and upgrade! You know simetimes I miss the days when a game came with at least a little bit of a manual to get you rolling.

    Yeah, it's sort of easily missed but after you wake up in Haven, there are a few sidequests to get you acquainted with the various people there (requisitions, merchant, potion maker, smith)

    HAY

    When I woke up in Haven I had this weird sort of snazzy white suit on with some fancy ass buckles and what not all over. But then when the cutscene ended I was back in my regular outfit. Anyone know what that was? It wasn't any special DLC stuff, I know that.

    It's the casual clothing outfit I think. You'll see it again during war room meetings, and probably elsewhere. I haven't gotten much further past entering the first big open area.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    am I wrong to think that the handles on dragon age two-handed swords are like, freakishly long?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    It still rumbles my johnnies that nobody wears their swords on their belts

    Back sword sheathes are just something you have to accept in fantasy

    Its stupid but you've just gotta get over it

    Also the fact that all the weapons in the Dragon Age are at least 50% bigger than they ought to be, trying to wear a seventeen pound sword with a blade as wide as your face on your hip might wreck your posture, chronic back pain all over

    Eeeh

    Claymores were totally that long

    The width is wrong and the usage isn't right, but they were crazy huge swords

    Claymore means a wide variety of things

    You are right in that some were as long as fantasy two handers, though

    Generally they weren't anywhere near as wide as most fantasy swords, but in length there were occasionally some very long blades

    Yeah I just mean two handed swords

    I've pimped this channel before but if you want to learn more about historical weapons in a fun and easy way check out this dude's videos:

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt14YOvYhd5FCGCwcjhrOdA

    One thing I learned is that the "two handed/bastard/longsword" distinctions largely weren't really around, at least not outside treatises

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    Hey, uh, by the way

    Those Shards that are scattered around various explorable areas are related to another, larger quest.

    I am mildly concerned by the number of Shards I've already expended and haven't even finished a third of the questline.

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Stilts wrote: »
    Hey, uh, by the way

    Those Shards that are scattered around various explorable areas are related to another, larger quest.

    I am mildly concerned by the number of Shards I've already expended and haven't even finished a third of the questline.

    Are you talking about
    the temple in the Forbidden Oasis?

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    Hawkstone wrote: »
    I am definitley experiencing some bewilderment by the size of the world at the moment. I just sort of wandered off with my starting party and got very, very lost in killing random mobs and picking pretty flowers. Had to go back to the starting camp and reestablish what the hell I am doing out here. I also worry that I have already missed a bunch of stuff because I wandered off. I didnt really explore Haven at all before going to the war table. Is there a way to get back there ?

    Yes, you can jump back to Haven whenever you want via the world map

    In fact, you should do this on a regular basis to drop off research, upgrade equipment, and assign operations

    ahhhh So that is how you craft and upgrade! You know simetimes I miss the days when a game came with at least a little bit of a manual to get you rolling.

    Yeah, it's sort of easily missed but after you wake up in Haven, there are a few sidequests to get you acquainted with the various people there (requisitions, merchant, potion maker, smith)

    HAY

    When I woke up in Haven I had this weird sort of snazzy white suit on with some fancy ass buckles and what not all over. But then when the cutscene ended I was back in my regular outfit. Anyone know what that was? It wasn't any special DLC stuff, I know that.

    It's the casual clothing outfit I think. You'll see it again during war room meetings, and probably elsewhere. I haven't gotten much further past entering the first big open area.

    Dang. I was kinda hoping it was my incredibly fancy Qunari-only underoos that would only show up again once I was sexing my man Dorian.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    am I wrong to think that the handles on dragon age two-handed swords are like, freakishly long?

    No, I think they're actually supposed to be really long.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    am I wrong to think that the handles on dragon age two-handed swords are like, freakishly long?

    Some of them were that long, some weren't

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    I would imagine that dark age and medieval weaponry rarely followed a standard median of size and nomenclature

    but I'm not exactly an expert on this sort of thing, I just have some experience with how inexact many observations were even just a few hundred years ago

    Yes! Longsword is a pretty useless term, for example, and wasn't really used at the time. Claymore basically has been shorthand for a Scottish Sword for centuries, from a two handed heavy blade to a basket hilted single hander and everything in between.

    The only sword name that is usually used with any accuracy is the Zweihander, but it's not generally portrayed that accurately.

    On the other hand, fantasy swords, so no biggie.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I would imagine that dark age and medieval weaponry rarely followed a standard median of size and nomenclature

    but I'm not exactly an expert on this sort of thing, I just have some experience with how inexact many observations were even just a few hundred years ago

    Yes! Longsword is a pretty useless term, for example, and wasn't really used at the time. Claymore basically has been shorthand for a Scottish Sword for centuries, from a two handed heavy blade to a basket hilted single hander and everything in between.

    The only sword name that is usually used with any accuracy is the Zweihander, but it's not generally portrayed that accurately.

    On the other hand, fantasy swords, so no biggie.

    You can also apply this to most shield terms, a lot of that is just made up for fantasy/rpgs

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    you have know how happy I feel when I suss out something like that correctly

    like, hey, maybe I learned something in school

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Stilts wrote: »
    Hey, uh, by the way

    Those Shards that are scattered around various explorable areas are related to another, larger quest.

    I am mildly concerned by the number of Shards I've already expended and haven't even finished a third of the questline.

    Are you talking about
    the temple in the Forbidden Oasis?

    Yep

    IKknkhU.gif
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    you have know how happy I feel when I suss out something like that correctly

    like, hey, maybe I learned something in school

    You know I have always thought that the way that we teach history in the Western world (which is not to say it's not like this in other places, just that I have little experience of their teaching methods) is very focused on the idea that this happened at this time in this place and from that we can infer this about a certain period or whatever.

    Whereas actually what would be more useful is to use that to teach people the skill of how to view history and approach the past in an academic fashion, which is something one only really gets at University level.

    What I am getting at here is that I have always considered you, forum poster @Dubh‌ , to have a very good grasp of the skill of how to approach history in an academic fashion so

    take that as you will

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    The thing I want from high fantasy games is ridiculous and overbearing and impractical weaponry

    Dragon Age is usually good about this.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    @Solar you're too sweet

    it's a fucking shame there isn't any work for me in history, well, there's not much of a chance for it
    hence why I'm not doing grad school

    and why I want to get writing stories, maybe for video games if I'm lucky

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    @Solar you're too sweet

    it's a fucking shame there isn't any work for me in history, well, there's not much of a chance for it
    hence why I'm not doing grad school

    and why I want to get writing stories, maybe for video games if I'm lucky

    Dubh if you write video games with a sense of history you will be my hero forever

    And really

    isn't that what we all want from life

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    there's is so much stuff that can pumped into the history of a setting

    for me, it's fun work

    and helps to create a world that makes sense

    even developing the boring stuff about what piece of land produces what resource is grounds for creating conflicts

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    I'm glad I don't know a whole lot about historical combat, or I'd probably be annoyed at everything in fantasy games.

    Like I've done enough western martial arts to be annoyed at the lack of throat protection, and that alone is like a splinter in my eye for every game.

    If I knew enough about the weaponry itself for it to peeve me I might not even be able to play fantasy games.

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