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Reveal Knob's embarrassing repressed fetishes in the [Indie Games] thread

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    also the indie game gtav needed more heist

    The cutscene where the FIB rock up is a catalyst for a lot of my problems with the story.

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    in fact just drop the open world roaming and make it a semi-linear heist game

    I'm fairly sure you could improve almost any open world game by applying this philosophy

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    in fact just drop the open world roaming and make it a semi-linear heist game

    I'm fairly sure you could improve almost any open world game by applying this philosophy

    Well sure

    If you don't like open world games

    But a lot of people still do!

    Pretty clearly so, if you take a look at any sales chart

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    kaceypkaceyp we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    Opty wrote: »
    I just don't buy games of a certain type until they have a "game of the year" edition and I expanded that rule to HD rereleases for games released near the console transition. It's served me well so far, the only game that's been an exception is Mass Effect since they're assholes who never came out with a version containing all of the DLC.

    Funny you should mention that, because there has actually been some notable talk in recent months (but nothing confirmed) about a remastered edition of the trilogy, which could potentially integrate all the DLC, along with things like HD graphics and higher quality textures. As well as doing things to make the trilogy more "seamless" as a whole.

    For anything that I'm planning on replaying anyway (and I absolutely replay great RPGs -- I'm actually winding down my 4th ME trilogy run right now), I would absolutely pick up something like that.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    yeah it seems like they could use some revenue for the indie game mass effect 4

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    why doesn't rockstar just actually hire the writers of crime movies

    I just associate that with the trope of trans woman = sex worker

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    in fact just drop the open world roaming and make it a semi-linear heist game

    Except their open world is fantastic.

    The main-line story is generally way better than the incidental stuff they fill the rest of the game with though

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    in fact just drop the open world roaming and make it a semi-linear heist game

    I'm fairly sure you could improve almost any open world game by applying this philosophy

    Well sure

    If you don't like open world games

    But a lot of people still do!

    Pretty clearly so, if you take a look at any sales chart

    do people need to append the words "in my opinion" to everything they say?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    also want to remind folk

    very much in the spirit of Feminist Frequency
    you can enjoy stuff despite their more problematic themes

    one problematic thing does not automatically disqualify a piece of media as a valid source of entertainment
    nor are you required to give anything a chance

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    why doesn't rockstar just actually hire the writers of crime movies

    I just associate that with the trope of trans woman = sex worker

    ah so gtav

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    in fact just drop the open world roaming and make it a semi-linear heist game

    I'm fairly sure you could improve almost any open world game by applying this philosophy, in my opinion

    Well sure

    If you don't like open world games

    But a lot of people still do!

    Pretty clearly so, if you take a look at any sales chart

    do people need to append the words "in my opinion" to everything they say?

    I did it for you!

    But sure

    If you don't like open world games

    But a lot of people still do!

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    why doesn't rockstar just actually hire the writers of crime movies

    I just associate that with the trope of trans woman = sex worker

    ah so gtav

    Lazlow is a peice of shit

    it is known

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    I don't know I find rockstar open worlds to be hollow despite being so intricately crafted, there is little of interest to do

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Why don't they just take the fighting out of Street Fighter?

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    look, I get that you're doing a thing, gnome

    but I know people play and like MGS5 and GTA5

    and I lose no sleep over it

    Homestuck, on the other hand...

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    it is necessary for me to criticize every discussion chinchilla snacks makes

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    it is necessary for me to criticize every discussion chinchilla snacks makes

    Otherwise I would grow far too powerful

    you don't want to know what a chinchilla run-economy would be like

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    it is necessary for me to criticize every discussion chinchilla snacks makes

    Or whatever her name is.

    No I don't.
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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    it is necessary for me to criticize every discussion chinchilla snacks makes

    Otherwise I would grow far too powerful

    you don't want to know what a chinchilla run-economy would be like

    Adorable?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    no chinchilla of mine is going out in those clothes

    you're a o'chillahan not a whore

    I needed anime to post. on
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    it is necessary for me to criticize every discussion chinchilla snacks makes

    Otherwise I would grow far too powerful

    you don't want to know what a chinchilla run-economy would be like

    Adorable?

    mine would be a behind-ear-scritches based economy

    trading of goods would be harshly punished

    unless it was apples

    mmmm

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Chinchilla shaming.

    Yep... Going to need a chrome extension to replace whore, slut, bitch and any other term like that with chinchilla.

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I like chinchillas! They are comfortable and easy to wear!

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Chinchilla shaming.

    Yep... Going to need a chrome extension to replace whore, slut, bitch and any other term like that with chinchilla.

    goddamn skeleton chinchillas

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    I like chinchillas! They are comfortable and easy to wear!

    mods?

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Chinchilla shaming.

    Yep... Going to need a chrome extension to replace whore, slut, bitch and any other term like that with chinchilla.

    goddamn skeleton chinchillas

    this is coming from a place of comedy, but this mental image is supremely saddening

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    I like chinchillas! They are comfortable and easy to wear!

    'o'

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I like chinchillas! They are comfortable and easy to wear!

    mods?

    Well only if it doesn't fit.

    No I don't.
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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Chinchilla shaming.

    Yep... Going to need a chrome extension to replace whore, slut, bitch and any other term like that with chinchilla.

    goddamn skeleton chinchillas

    this is coming from a place of comedy, but this mental image is supremely saddening

    STORY TIME

    my first pets were a pair of gerbils when i was young, named after the two good witches from the wizard of oz (note: i did not know which was which, and called them by their names interchangeably)

    one morning i woke up and one of them wasn't there

    instead, in one corner, was a PERFECTLY PRESERVED gerbil skeleton

    not only had one of them killed the other and stripped the flesh from their bones, they had done it without disturbing the natural death pose of a gerbil

    every bone was exactly where it was supposed to be

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    I am plus sized

    I need a REAL clothing designer to make my chinchilla bikini thong

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Chinchilla shaming.

    Yep... Going to need a chrome extension to replace whore, slut, bitch and any other term like that with chinchilla.

    goddamn skeleton chinchillas

    this is coming from a place of comedy, but this mental image is supremely saddening

    STORY TIME

    my first pets were a pair of gerbils when i was young, named after the two good witches from the wizard of oz (note: i did not know which was which, and called them by their names interchangeably)

    one morning i woke up and one of them wasn't there

    instead, in one corner, was a PERFECTLY PRESERVED gerbil skeleton

    not only had one of them killed the other and stripped the flesh from their bones, they had done it without disturbing the natural death pose of a gerbil

    every bone was exactly where it was supposed to be

    that is not an ok story

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i arbitrarily decided glinda was the survivor

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Really missing the alternate responses right about now

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    HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    that's basically something I would read in a random journal in RE1

    inantp do you live in raccoon city? is raccoon city in canada?

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i live in surrey which is basically the same thing

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Huntera wrote: »
    that's basically something I would read in a random journal in RE1

    inantp do you live in raccoon city? is raccoon city in canada?

    a city literally made of raccoon fur

    founded during the colonial period

    warmed by the souls of greedy trappers

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    that's basically something I would read in a random journal in RE1

    inantp do you live in raccoon city? is raccoon city in canada?

    a city literally made of raccoon fur

    founded during the colonial period

    warmed by the souls of greedy trappers

    you've been to saskatoon?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I really, really want guinea pigs

    I am CERTAIN my cat would murder the shit out of them

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    n-no

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    once i had night terrors and woke up screeching and i went upstairs and my sister was awake and asked me if there were racoons fighting outside because she heard an animal's feral yell

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