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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I remember reading something about Lego wanting to avoid overtly military themed sets and stuff because they don't want to make war seem like child's play.

    And I can get behind that.

    Lord of the Rings is like 50% battles, 20% poetry and song and 30% walking.

    Yeah but you dont have to worry about kids and taking a battle axe to someone if they decide to get *really* into lord of the rings

    Indiana Jones kills a lot more people than master chief.
    Only if you don't consider aliens people

    And Indy is also an adventurer and an archeologist and a bunch of other things

    Halo is entirely about the military and killing

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Indiana Joneses drunk girlfriend machineguns a truck full of men no mercy

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    The thing about halo is that it courts a realistic military aesthetic that makes it less of an abstraction from the real world than destiny, and being a video game it is far more rooted in constant violence than something like Indiana jones

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I remember reading something about Lego wanting to avoid overtly military themed sets and stuff because they don't want to make war seem like child's play.

    And I can get behind that.

    Lord of the Rings is like 50% battles, 20% poetry and song and 30% walking.

    Yeah but you dont have to worry about kids and taking a battle axe to someone if they decide to get *really* into lord of the rings

    Indiana Jones kills a lot more people than master chief.
    Only if you don't consider aliens people

    And Indy is also an adventurer and an archeologist and a bunch of other things

    Halo is entirely about the military and killing

    Actually it's about fighting an invading force while exploring ancient ruins.

    Which the invading force is looking to use for their nefarious purposes.

    Which they also don't understand.

    Kinda like Indiana Jones.

    No I don't.
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Wait who's Indiana Jones

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I remember reading something about Lego wanting to avoid overtly military themed sets and stuff because they don't want to make war seem like child's play.

    And I can get behind that.

    Lord of the Rings is like 50% battles, 20% poetry and song and 30% walking.

    Yeah but you dont have to worry about kids and taking a battle axe to someone if they decide to get *really* into lord of the rings

    Indiana Jones kills a lot more people than master chief.
    Only if you don't consider aliens people

    And Indy is also an adventurer and an archeologist and a bunch of other things

    Halo is entirely about the military and killing

    Actually it's about fighting an invading force while exploring ancient ruins.

    Which the invading force is looking to use for their nefarious purposes.

    Which they also don't understand.

    Kinda like Indiana Jones.
    You getting ready to work out, dude? Cause you are stretching like whoa

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I remember reading something about Lego wanting to avoid overtly military themed sets and stuff because they don't want to make war seem like child's play.

    And I can get behind that.

    Lord of the Rings is like 50% battles, 20% poetry and song and 30% walking.

    Yeah but you dont have to worry about kids and taking a battle axe to someone if they decide to get *really* into lord of the rings

    Indiana Jones kills a lot more people than master chief.
    Only if you don't consider aliens people

    And Indy is also an adventurer and an archeologist and a bunch of other things

    Halo is entirely about the military and killing

    Actually it's about fighting an invading force while exploring ancient ruins.

    Which the invading force is looking to use for their nefarious purposes.

    Which they also don't understand.

    Kinda like Indiana Jones.
    You getting ready to work out, dude? Cause you are stretching like whoa

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I remember reading something about Lego wanting to avoid overtly military themed sets and stuff because they don't want to make war seem like child's play.

    And I can get behind that.

    Lord of the Rings is like 50% battles, 20% poetry and song and 30% walking.

    Yeah but you dont have to worry about kids and taking a battle axe to someone if they decide to get *really* into lord of the rings

    Indiana Jones kills a lot more people than master chief.

    Oh, so the Covenant aren't people are they? Racist.

    Depends on the species.

    (Turian)

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    IDK, I guess is never really thought of halo being any more military focused than LOTR, more violent than Indiana Jones or lord of the rings, or having more cursing than the Simpsons or marvel properties.

    Just seems like an odd line for everyone to draw very harshly?

    No I don't.
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    IDK, I guess is never really thought of halo being any more military focused than LOTR, more violent than Indiana Jones or lord of the rings, or having more cursing than the Simpsons or marvel properties.

    Just seems like an odd line for everyone to draw very harshly?
    I mean

    It is specifically because it is the modern military

    Like yeah they are in space ships but for the most part they look like modern soldiers and use modern guns and drive around in jeeps and

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    Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Indiana jones has a cool slick nickname

    Master chief doesn't have a name at all, just a military rank

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Indiana jones has a cool slick nickname

    Master chief doesn't have a name at all, just a military rank

    His name's John... Uh... 117.

    No I don't.
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Looking at it another way, imagine a kid who's never seen Indiana Jones sees a Lego set at the store. There might be a pistol or two in one of the sets, but it's not hard to come up with an Indiana Jones set of just about any size that doesn't have guns or military gear. The same is true of Marvel, although that depends on the property I guess. A kid unfamiliar with the specifics of the series wouldn't necessarily have to be exposed to the "bad stuff" through the Lego sets.

    But with something like Halo or especially Call of Duty, there is literally no way to sell a set that doesn't have guns, military gear, and/or violence as the centerpiece. That's at the core of those properties, and there really wouldn't be much getting around it.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    I just want cute little block grunts and a spin off block based halo game.

    No I don't.
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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    halo was a shitload better when I was fourteen and thought it was Master Chef

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    T4Ct why are you a tall goat

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    T4Ct why are you a tall goat

    why are you not

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Baby tall goats have super long legs gosh damn

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I just want cute little block grunts and a spin off block based halo game.
    Understandable

    But you have to realize you aren't Lego's primary audience

    Children are

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Please address Death Of Rats by his proper title of Lord Business

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    God I love that Lord/President Business was really close to being a robot named President I Am Not A Robot so much

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    everything is awesome

    everything is cool when you post in SE

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    everything is awesome

    everything is cool when you post in SE

    Nuh uh!

    No I don't.
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Lego ain't that expensive, especially if you stay away from the licensed and big sets and most of the fun of Lego (especially as a kid) is mashing sets together anyway to make your own stuff, and you don't need that many pieces to start making fun stuff.

    Shit, for kids you can just buy them those buckets of 500 construction blocks at a time for like $15, and they'll spend weeks playing with them.

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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Hullis,


    where are my paaaaAAaaaAaaants?

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    AtomicTofu wrote: »
    Hullis,


    where are my paaaaAAaaaAaaants?

    Here they are!

    Show's over!

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    HOLY FUCK YOU CAN KILL THE SKULLS IN PIX THE CAT

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited January 2015
    Once again those damn videogames without publishers are looking to ruin ethics in games journalism...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljS7UlMWG8Q&x-yt-ts=1421914688&x-yt-cl=84503534

    ...I mean just look at all those fancy cold cuts. I can feel my user review scores increasing already.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Once again those damn videogames without publishers are looking to ruin ethics in games journalism...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljS7UlMWG8Q&x-yt-ts=1421914688&x-yt-cl=84503534

    ...I mean just look at all those fancy cold cuts. I can feel my user review scores increasing already.

    The comments are a surreal clusterfuck of GG arguing amongst themselves over who's side this is on, it's almost entertaining in it's awfulness and stupidity

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    This is a silly argument

    Indiana Jones is hella violent, guys

    So is halo

    The Simpsons includes humor that is absolutely not for children

    If Jurassic park comes out, that's a pg-13 rated film where people get devoured

    Lego is clearly ok with aiming for a slightly older audience while continuing to keep its kid audience at the same time

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    And if the line is guns uh

    Indy has guns in it that you can pick up and shoot people with

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    HOLY FUCK YOU CAN KILL THE SKULLS IN PIX THE CAT

    Is this stil ps4 only

    It looks rad

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    And marvel/batman are completely, totally centered on violence

    The twisting to make halo somehow different here is really weird

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    And if the line is guns uh

    Indy has guns in it that you can pick up and shoot people with

    The line is "not wanting to make war seem like child's play"

    That is the line, as explicitly stated by the inventor of Lego

    So, yes, the argument is silly, but not for the reason you think

    (And anyway, people really should've picked Star Wars as their rule-breaking example, not Indy)

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Star wars has war in the title and features the murder of an entire planet

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited January 2015
    It isn't violence, it isn't guns, it's military. That is the issue with Halo and CoD. They cannot be divorced from a military aesthetic, at all.

    Other properties, even violent ones like Jurassic Park/Star Wars can sustain sets in which the military is only incedental, a part of the collage. CoD and Halo literally cannot exist without militaristic figs. That's really the end of the discussion.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Indy is set during world war two and has goofy silly nazis

    It does the same thing of war as a game

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Indy is set during world war two and has goofy silly nazis

    It does the same thing of war as a game

    I disagree quite heartily with this, but that runs far afield from Lego's policy/ethos and how that applies to CoD/Halo, which is the issue at hand, so I will just leave it at "agree to disagree"

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Like I'm not saying that halo/cod should be lego sets

    I'm saying that if you don't want adult or at least older targeted lego stuff, that fight has long since been lost

    And pooro, star wars and indy can't exist without military figs either

    you can't even say star wars doesn't count because its the future, so is halo

    this ship has already sailed

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Like I'm not saying that halo/cod should be lego sets

    I'm saying that if you don't want adult or at least older targeted lego stuff, that fight has long since been lost

    And pooro, star wars and indy can't exist without military figs either

    you can't even say star wars doesn't count because its the future, so is halo

    this ship has already sailed

    Agree to disagree

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