O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest
o rly
This totally baked guy had been staring at me the entire M train ride from Rockefeller and as the train left the station right before Queens Plaz he reached out to just almost touch my hand on the pole. So I was like, shiiiit and turned off my podcast and he stonedly was like "excuse me I just wanted to tell you you're the most gorgeous person I ever seen"
and damn my smartass mouth cause I responded "I doubt that very much but thank you" which opened the floodgates for him to fucking interrogate me about what I meant by that and why I couldn't just accept a compliment and why I don't like making conversation and other incoherently high but relentless shit
And I have this smile pasted in my face because he's being SUPER LOUD and I'm looking around the car like plez get me out of this, but every time my eyes flicked over to his way less stoned friend he's like HEY WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT HIM
I fuckin darted out of that train and ran all the way above ground as soon as that bitch stopped in queens plaza let me tell you
jeez hakkes why can't you take a compliment
Well...I has a sekrit
Come closer I will whisper it to u
I'm actually Anita Sarkeesian and the whole thing was a set up to destroy men
O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest
o rly
This totally baked guy had been staring at me the entire M train ride from Rockefeller and as the train left the station right before Queens Plaz he reached out to just almost touch my hand on the pole. So I was like, shiiiit and turned off my podcast and he stonedly was like "excuse me I just wanted to tell you you're the most gorgeous person I ever seen"
and damn my smartass mouth cause I responded "I doubt that very much but thank you" which opened the floodgates for him to fucking interrogate me about what I meant by that and why I couldn't just accept a compliment and why I don't like making conversation and other incoherently high but relentless shit
And I have this smile pasted in my face because he's being SUPER LOUD and I'm looking around the car like plez get me out of this, but every time my eyes flicked over to his way less stoned friend he's like HEY WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT HIM
I fuckin darted out of that train and ran all the way above ground as soon as that bitch stopped in queens plaza let me tell you
O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest
o rly
This totally baked guy had been staring at me the entire M train ride from Rockefeller and as the train left the station right before Queens Plaz he reached out to just almost touch my hand on the pole. So I was like, shiiiit and turned off my podcast and he stonedly was like "excuse me I just wanted to tell you you're the most gorgeous person I ever seen"
and damn my smartass mouth cause I responded "I doubt that very much but thank you" which opened the floodgates for him to fucking interrogate me about what I meant by that and why I couldn't just accept a compliment and why I don't like making conversation and other incoherently high but relentless shit
And I have this smile pasted in my face because he's being SUPER LOUD and I'm looking around the car like plez get me out of this, but every time my eyes flicked over to his way less stoned friend he's like HEY WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT HIM
I fuckin darted out of that train and ran all the way above ground as soon as that bitch stopped in queens plaza let me tell you
jeez hakkes why can't you take a compliment
clearly negging was the correct approach
guys whichever of you got nexus for Secret Santa I need one of you to shit in a bag and mail it to him pls kthx
i feel like there is a way to tell a stranger that she is beautiful without being creepy
maybe don't stare at her and try to touch her hand, first of all
also, say it in a business-like fashion, nod firmly, and then continue on your way after saying it
of course then your intent would actually have to be a compliment, rather than some kind of fantasized transaction wherein you offer a compliment and she falls into your lap with an amorous gasp in exchange
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i seem to have developed a nice blister after playing guitar earlier
O tape I had the most uncomfortable encounter in the subway yest
o rly
This totally baked guy had been staring at me the entire M train ride from Rockefeller and as the train left the station right before Queens Plaz he reached out to just almost touch my hand on the pole. So I was like, shiiiit and turned off my podcast and he stonedly was like "excuse me I just wanted to tell you you're the most gorgeous person I ever seen"
and damn my smartass mouth cause I responded "I doubt that very much but thank you" which opened the floodgates for him to fucking interrogate me about what I meant by that and why I couldn't just accept a compliment and why I don't like making conversation and other incoherently high but relentless shit
And I have this smile pasted in my face because he's being SUPER LOUD and I'm looking around the car like plez get me out of this, but every time my eyes flicked over to his way less stoned friend he's like HEY WHY DO YOU KEEP LOOKING AT HIM
I fuckin darted out of that train and ran all the way above ground as soon as that bitch stopped in queens plaza let me tell you
jeez hakkes why can't you take a compliment
clearly negging was the correct approach
guys whichever of you got nexus for Secret Santa I need one of you to shit in a bag and mail it to him pls kthx
guys it's really hard to pick up a woman you don't understand
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Dark side is pretty racist
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Okay good night [chat]
Thank you all for being you, and for being a place that is so constant and so consistent in it's welcoming warmth and familiarity and otherwise being a source for some sort of "normalcy" (a word applied to you wierdos very loosely :razz: ) in a life that can so often be so far from normal
hmm, so, I suggested to a friend that she might buy the kind of massage device I use to deal with my FM...and, well, it's actually a "massage" device, though that's not what I use it for and wasn't suggesting that she use it for and she totally hasn't answered me...I'm wondering if I crossed a line *innocent smile*
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trust me when I say, guys
telling a lady she is pretty on the subway is pretty much never going to go your way
that really terribad song about the pretty girl on the subway has really made this a surprisingly murky social thing or something
but basically don't talk to her because you think she's "pretty"
If you HAVE to talk to her, comment on the book she's reading or on something she did that was her CHOICE (funny shirt, cool shoes, whatevs.)
And fucking accept it if that's the end of the conversation
it's
it is really fucking awful to have to deflect someone's unwelcome attention on the subway
you are interfering with her ability to get home safely and not feeling like she's about to be stalked on her way home
trust me when I say, guys
telling a lady she is pretty on the subway is pretty much never going to go your way
that really terribad song about the pretty girl on the subway has really made this a surprisingly murky social thing or something
but basically don't talk to her because you think she's "pretty"
If you HAVE to talk to her, comment on the book she's reading or on something she did that was her CHOICE (funny shirt, cool shoes, whatevs.)
And fucking accept it if that's the end of the conversation
it's
it is really fucking awful to have to deflect someone's unwelcome attention on the subway
you are interfering with her ability to get home safely and not feeling like she's about to be stalked on her way home
100x this
Liek, ok thx for your unsolicited opinion
No I don't want to be forced to continue to talk to you
Omg really shut up I don't want to fucking talk to you omggg
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alright
i wrote my job description for my talk w/ my boss tomorrow
i am clearly basically the right hand of a sr director and a vp. i deserve monies.
my old job description could've been done by a monkey... yet still required 3 years of experience i didn't have. job experience requirements are shitty.
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maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
ugh seriously gross gross gross
I am so sorry to hear that, it sounds like the worst
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I just write erotic self-insert fanfiction
i like this song way too much even though lil wayne sounds like he's on the verge of death
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Well...I has a sekrit
Come closer I will whisper it to u
I'm actually Anita Sarkeesian and the whole thing was a set up to destroy men
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i was supposed to cook dinner for tonight and future nights, and clean up, but have done neither
i get you
clearly negging was the correct approach
It was not, in fact, that expensive because the actual prices for eating out are pretty damn low.
but obvs one must check one's privilege in these sorts of discussions
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guys whichever of you got nexus for Secret Santa I need one of you to shit in a bag and mail it to him pls kthx
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Star Wars Rebels is fun
maybe don't stare at her and try to touch her hand, first of all
also, say it in a business-like fashion, nod firmly, and then continue on your way after saying it
of course then your intent would actually have to be a compliment, rather than some kind of fantasized transaction wherein you offer a compliment and she falls into your lap with an amorous gasp in exchange
i feel like i did
Fail, fail fail fail he failed hard
His more sober friend looked embarrassed for him which is why I kept beseeching him with my eyes to rein in his completely stoned buddy
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I will probably be lured to the dark side sooner or later but I just
I keep putting it off
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I'd do it anyway but the poor mail guy...
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Come on.
Alla cum laude
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
^^^^
Things I learned reading youtube comments on a Florence and the machine song
Thank you all for being you, and for being a place that is so constant and so consistent in it's welcoming warmth and familiarity and otherwise being a source for some sort of "normalcy" (a word applied to you wierdos very loosely :razz: ) in a life that can so often be so far from normal
Be good to yourself and to each other
Lift with your legs not your back.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
It's easy when she is.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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Shryke. Please. This has been my location for like 5 years. Subtlety please
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this is how I read this initially.
telling a lady she is pretty on the subway is pretty much never going to go your way
that really terribad song about the pretty girl on the subway has really made this a surprisingly murky social thing or something
but basically don't talk to her because you think she's "pretty"
If you HAVE to talk to her, comment on the book she's reading or on something she did that was her CHOICE (funny shirt, cool shoes, whatevs.)
And fucking accept it if that's the end of the conversation
it's
it is really fucking awful to have to deflect someone's unwelcome attention on the subway
you are interfering with her ability to get home safely and not feeling like she's about to be stalked on her way home
Uncanny Magazine!
The Mad Writers Union
of course you did *sighs knowingly*
Also good advice if you don't want to break your dick.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I feel like I am less a man today.
they're so awfully heavy
I occasionally get incredibly high people who want to talk to me because I have neon hair which is, yes, at times a conversation starter
I also have clients who come into the shop when they are entirely too high for reality
it is the absolute worst
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The Mad Writers Union
Is that where you tip the barkeep an extra dollar to open your beer?
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
100x this
Liek, ok thx for your unsolicited opinion
No I don't want to be forced to continue to talk to you
Omg really shut up I don't want to fucking talk to you omggg
NNID: Hakkekage
i wrote my job description for my talk w/ my boss tomorrow
i am clearly basically the right hand of a sr director and a vp. i deserve monies.
my old job description could've been done by a monkey... yet still required 3 years of experience i didn't have. job experience requirements are shitty.