i always feel weird about buying condoms because i am a large man and so i have to buy large condoms
i feel like an asshole buying those boxes with the overblown text and taglines
like they're going "okay, sure, buddy" but tall people are differently shaped
i'm so much more comfortable going straight into some anarchist sex shop run by kinky lesbians and like, buying a vibrator or bondage equipment or something
i always feel weird about buying condoms because i am a large man and so i have to buy large condoms
i feel like an asshole buying those boxes with the overblown text and taglines
like they're going "okay, sure, buddy" but tall people are differently shaped
i'm so much more comfortable going straight into some anarchist sex shop run by kinky lesbians and like, buying a vibrator or bondage equipment or something
HUMBLE FUCKING BRAG, dude.
I mean, even if true, humblebrag.
should i just be explicit?
i have a big fat cock
it's great, gotten good reviews, absolutely ruined my first sexual experience ever when it got choked out by a regular size condom
also wearing linen pants is very dangerous
slightly bent to the left though, which seems far more common than dicks bent to the right, what's the deal with that?
Most people are right-handed. Right-handed jerking causes a left-ward bend. I have no evidence for either this phenomenon or my answer to it.
Mystery solved, Aristotelian style.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
Alright. Not going into the office tomorrow, and tomorrow is full-shower day.
Time to wank.
i don't understand what any of these things have to do with any of the others
Well, the not-office part means I get to sleep in a bit and thus can dedicate more time to said wank, and the second part means that the timing is apt for a proper scrub of the cooch.
It's a very structured system, you see. Although I jack off every night anyway. Tmi?
Alright. Not going into the office tomorrow, and tomorrow is full-shower day.
Time to wank.
wait what?
I have many questions.
I believe the first is: what is "full-shower day"?
This always comes as revolutionary news when I bring it up in chat, but, you're not supposed to wash your hair everyday. It is BAD for your SCALP.
So I don't.
right but my question is how you wash your body otherwise
i get you don't want to scrub the oils out of your hair or w-e
do you mean when you don't take a 'full shower' you like, but your hair in a bag? or you take a bath
or you spit in the crooks of your elbow and rub really hard?
Depends on how late I am in the morning. Most of the time I put my hair in a shower cap and go to town. Other times are reduced to a quick rinsing of the key areas.
i'm one of those blessed people who realized that my hair never gets greasy
i use water soluble product too
so i never have to wash my hair
it is always silky smooth
pretty sure i am the ultimate ubermensch based on this
welp fyi I hate you now
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I misread that as the badonkadonk
way better movie probably
twitch.tv/tehsloth
This did not get the recognition it deserved
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Most people are right-handed. Right-handed jerking causes a left-ward bend. I have no evidence for either this phenomenon or my answer to it.
Mystery solved, Aristotelian style.
did you just finish cybering with other raven... but wait... it's 4am there...
ARE YOU ON VIAGRA
i think we've discussed this before but i've also made a lot of very questionable decisions especially after some bad things happened to me
but i'm the luckiest dude alive so healthy as an ox
Let the schwa and nasal diphthongs wash over you.
This always comes as revolutionary news when I bring it up in chat, but, you're not supposed to wash your hair everyday. It is BAD for your SCALP.
So I don't.
I don't.
uhm so i guess i don't have a way to watch it now
<.<
And has been in the hands of school children all across the country.
I don't think that's the right word.
This is a solid observation. I have been deprived of the other raven dong for too many a month.
But next month, babeh... next month is gonna be a good month.
oh god
i'm not watching and writing to congress to ban it
fuck u aussies
right but my question is how you wash your body otherwise
i get you don't want to scrub the oils out of your hair or w-e
do you mean when you don't take a 'full shower' you like, but your hair in a bag? or you take a bath
or you spit in the crooks of your elbow and rub really hard?
But -- I don't understand what washing the hair on your scalp has to do with, ya know
ladies are weird.
twitch.tv/tehsloth
Rectangular, 12" x 1" x 0.125"
i use water soluble product too
so i never have to wash my hair
it is always silky smooth
pretty sure i am the ultimate ubermensch based on this
Do you get ...wank off... in your hair?
i feel like that is a dick specific term
Sometimes I get up to 8.
shower cap?
bathe rest of body
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Depends on how late I am in the morning. Most of the time I put my hair in a shower cap and go to town. Other times are reduced to a quick rinsing of the key areas.
welp fyi I hate you now
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