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Sean Bean [Phalla] - Day Four: Gondor Needs No Bean

Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
edited November 2014 in Critical Failures
Sean Bean [Phalla]
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At the nexus of the universe, in the epicenter of the multiverse, one man stands alone -- Sean Bean. Existing in all universes simultaneously, Sean Bean is the lynchpin around which the dimensions spin. All things revolve around Sean Bean. But this synchronous existence stretches his Bean-ness too far. To escape this constant state of shallowness Sean seeks to meet his end thus making himself whole once more - a Bean-gularity. All Beans in all dimensions eventually, inexplicably, and inevitably meet their ends in typically gruesome fashion as though drawn toward this end by fate. If a few Beans can resist the pull of the Hand of Destiny, they can go on to great reward in Hollywood films where they can continually sate that death impulse on camera. Should all Beans meet their end the multiverse will collapse in the Bean-gularity.

Welcome to Sean Bean [Phalla]! A silly game poking fun at one of our greatest cinema treasures, Sean Bean.

What is phalla?

Phalla is the PA Forums version of the popular party game, Mafia. General phalla rules can be found here.

Standard Phalla Rules

You must vote each day. Vote in !bold red for whomever you think is likely to be a threat to you. The winner of the vote will be eliminated every night.

In addition, everyone should make at least two posts each day. Failure to vote or contribute will lead to warning and replacement. If no replacement is found, the Bean-gularity will devour you and remove you from the game.

Do not directly quote anything from PMs with me, or take screenshots of them. It is okay to paraphrase role PMs however.

Do not add a player(s) to an already existing PM conversation.

Do not anonymously contact anyone.

When you die you may make one ghost post which cannot contain any game information whatsoever. After that please do not discuss the game with anyone still alive. Make a reference to or quoting a line from one of his Bean-liness' movies will earn bonus points for your team.
Bonus points will not affect the victory conditions of the game, any in-game mechanisms, and/or results.

Ask for clarifications in !bold darkorange. You can always PM me with clarification requests, or post them directly in the thread.

Make sure you invite me to any PMs or proboards you might form.

Signup in !bold limegreen.

Upon signing up, you must PM with the destined way inwhich your Bean is meant to die. To be Bean-level quality they should be horrific and dramatic, worthy of a Sean Bean death scene. Or utterly ridiculous, that works too. Please try to keep it within a reasonable number of characters. I'm not looking for Shakespeare here, people. Just a line or two; paragraph at most. Should you fail to turn in a destined death for your Bean, @Gizzy will provide you with an appropriately embarassing fated end.

Vote close will be 10:00pm EST every night.

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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Clarifications

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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    Player Signups
    1. kime
    2. ObiFett
    3. Delmain
    4. Zombie Hero
    5. Phyphor
    6. premium
    7. jdarksun
    8. Infidel
    9. Jpants
    10. Egos
    11. MrTLicious
    12. SLyM
    13. enlightenedbum
    14. Cythraul
    15. Assuran
    16. Sir Fabulous
    17. Grunt's Ghost
    18. CapFalcon
    19. Megafrost
    20. The Anonymous
    21. Preda
    22. Baidol
    23. 38th Doe
    24. LostNinja
    25. KetBra
    26. The Brayster
    27. discrider
    28. Gizzy
    29. Oldmanken
    30. Bedlam
    31. Raiden333

    Reserves
    1. ...
    2. ...
    3. ...

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I don't recognize the name Sean Bean, and I'm not sure if I've ever seen anything with him in it. Is that bad?

    Battle.net ID: kime#1822
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I'll never die!

    and yes @kime, you should feel bad for not seeing anything with Sean Bean in it. Mainly because that means you don't watch Game of Thrones.

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    I read some of Game of Thrones. It was kind of.... not fun to read?

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    I am playing Zeus Sean Bean

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Sure.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
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    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    sign up!

  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Sign Up

    @kime‌ you probably have seen something with Sean Bean without realizing it. He has been in a lot of things.

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    He was also the villain in GoldenEye, Boromir in Lord of the Rings. Lots of stuff over a very long career now.

    // PSN: wyrd_warrior // MHW Name: Josei //
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    kime wrote: »
    I read some of Game of Thrones. It was kind of.... not fun to read?

    Watch the show. Get through the first season (its good so it shouldn't be that hard). Its amazing and worth it.

    I never read the books prior to watching the show but have recently been listening to the audio book. I can see why maybe it would be "not fun to read". The guy who reads them for the audio books is great, though, and making it worthwhile for me (on top of wanting to understand characters and motivations deeper through the book).

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    He isn't in Ronin for very long but it's a rad movie worth seeing. Equilibrium is fun too.

    Steam
    Nintendo ID: Pastalonius
    Smite\LoL:Gremlidin \ WoW & Overwatch & Hots: Gremlidin#1734
    3ds: 3282-2248-0453
  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    edited November 2014
    He was really the best part of Equilibrium - the only person who actually sold the core conceit of the movie. Still it's tons of fun.

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler CORegistered User regular
    Sean Bean has actually survived more movies than those in which he is killed.

  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Shhh... you'll ruin the joke!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    Mikey CTS wrote: »
    He was also the villain in GoldenEye, Boromir in Lord of the Rings. Lots of stuff over a very long career now.

    Ah OK, I've seen him then!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    !here for a suitable death

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  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    Sean me up!

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    !Boromir or Trevelyan

  • MrTLiciousMrTLicious Registered User regular
    Let me in

  • SlymSlym Registered User regular
    BEANS

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    For Phalla, James?

    The idea that your vote is a moral statement about you or who you vote for is some backwards ass libertarian nonsense. Your vote is about society. Vote to protect the vulnerable.
  • CythraulCythraul Registered User regular
    No, ebum, for me.

    Steam
    Confusion will be my epitaph
  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    The good thing about being two thousand deep in queue for WoW is that I saw this post.

  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Did you know his real name is Shaun?

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    Switch Friend Code: SW-1406-1275-7906
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
    Why do all Sean Bean death list miss the one at the end of Death Race 2!?!

  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    !*Insert Wilhelm Scream Here*

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Wait, so you win if you die, right?

  • MegafrostMegafrost Leader of the Decepticons Registered User regular
    I'm Sean Bean.

  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    No, I'm Bluestreak.

  • PredaPreda Registered User regular
    Let's die with style!

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    Give me the ring

    Steam Overwatch: Baidol#1957
  • 38thDoe38thDoe lets never be stupid again wait lets always be stupid foreverRegistered User regular
    /repick

    38thDoE on steam
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  • Mikey CTSMikey CTS Registered User regular
    Wow... Signs-up are going really well. I may have to expanded my planned number of players.

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  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    First phalla in a while? Not unexpected!

  • LostNinjaLostNinja Registered User regular
    I want to signup for this, but I've never done a phalla before, should I watch one first?

  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    No, you should join!

    Just remember Rule #1: Always trust kime

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    3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    One cannot simply sign up into phalla

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  • The BraysterThe Brayster UKRegistered User regular
    Sign me Up!

    Steam: TheBrayster
    PSN: TheBrayster_92
  • Grunt's GhostsGrunt's Ghosts Registered User regular
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    LostNinja wrote: »
    I want to signup for this, but I've never done a phalla before, should I watch one first?

    The concept is simple. Day 1, red vote !kime like so. If you don't, he'll win because he'll somehow gain all the mafia roles and become all mafias.

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