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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    the only reason to live in houston is if you make a fuck ton from the oil industry

    i had that first hand from a lady i met last night randomly who is an oil & gas lawyer

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    And weekend update will let you all down cuz Colin jost sucks

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    @variable 18% and still can't play? worse than hitler

    @elki AC unity was playable at 10%??!?!!?

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    wait who does weekend update now?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    dude i was downtown houston for a weekend and it was like 28 days later

    it fucking sucked

    fuck houston

    I hope you get dial up speeds the rest of the night.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    wait who does weekend update now?

    Colin jost and Michael che

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    uncircumsized dongs dont look that different

    trust me I look at a lot of dongs

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    My doge is curled up between my legs. :3

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    007ctrl_room007ctrl_room Registered User regular
    the only reason to live in houston is if you make a fuck ton from the oil industry

    i had that first hand from a lady i met last night randomly who is an oil & gas lawyer

    i've lived in houston now for a couple years and i love it - just a tad humid in the summer, but after growing up in chicago the winters are awesome!

    LFGdating | In twenty years I'll still be playing Red Alert ... and Goldeneye.
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    My doge is curled up between my legs. :3

    God, what's with everyone talking about their penises?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Cinders wrote: »
    My doge is curled up between my legs. :3

    God, what's with everyone talking about their penises?

    Well technically my dong is too.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    @surrealitycheck I was reading texts from last night and I saw this and I was like "hold on why is this noteworthy"
    I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Fucking crazy bitch
    Texas woman whose four pit bulls entered her neighbors' yard through a hole in the fence and killed their 10-year-old beagle is suing them for $1 million.

    Emerald White says in her lawsuit filed this week in Galveston County district court that she was "seriously injured" on Oct. 27 trying to stop the attack and retrieve her dogs. She says she suffered "multiple serious bite and scratch-type injuries" and accuses her neighbors of failing to securely confine and restrict their dog, Bailey.

    White also contends she's feeling "conscious pain and suffering and now suffers also from fear, anxiety and trepidation."

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Fucking crazy bitch
    Texas woman whose four pit bulls entered her neighbors' yard through a hole in the fence and killed their 10-year-old beagle is suing them for $1 million.

    Emerald White says in her lawsuit filed this week in Galveston County district court that she was "seriously injured" on Oct. 27 trying to stop the attack and retrieve her dogs. She says she suffered "multiple serious bite and scratch-type injuries" and accuses her neighbors of failing to securely confine and restrict their dog, Bailey.

    White also contends she's feeling "conscious pain and suffering and now suffers also from fear, anxiety and trepidation."

    sounds like advice from her lawyer really

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    ^ @Elldren‌ 2nd bab with last name as first name get rekt ololol

    @skippydumptruck‌

    just no class at all

    fuck gendered marketing
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    anyone can sue someone else

    the judge has a complete right to throw it out and charge the person suing for expenses too!

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Brought PS4 to work to mooch that sweet sweet bandwidth for my Dragon Age preload

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    well if you're so fucked that you're going to be sued out of house and home already, then you're not going to get more bankrupt that you would otherwise be, right? so you throw the dice

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    ok gerdnerdles dudes

    its nearly 6am lel

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    well if you're so fucked that you're going to be sued out of house and home already, then you're not going to get more bankrupt that you would otherwise be, right? so you throw the dice

    or you could try not being amoral

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    ok gerdnerdles dudes

    its nearly 6am lel

    just plan properly for emergencies, okay?

    do that for me

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    plus she owns four pitbulls so I'm sure she's been soaking in a helluva persecution complex already

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    it's not the dog, it's the owner. that lady is a dog murderer.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Scheck - my inlaws are in London. They are being such scrubs that they ate dinner in the concierge lounge of the hotel the last two nights. Tell me where they should eat. They like steak.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    Doges r da best

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Scheck - my inlaws are in London. They are being such scrubs that they ate dinner in the concierge lounge of the hotel the last two nights. Tell me where they should eat. They like steak.

    apparently scrubs who don't understand how to use the internet or ask the concierge either

    so ... hopeless?

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    ... How do you have trouble finding places to eat in London? There's not even language barriers.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Doges r da best

    so best

    I did have this orange and white cat just show up out of no where today that wanted to play
    like where da fuq did you come from cat.
    oh well. keep pretending like your a dog and ill scratch you behind the ears

    Bless your heart.
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Scheck - my inlaws are in London. They are being such scrubs that they ate dinner in the concierge lounge of the hotel the last two nights. Tell me where they should eat. They like steak.

    http://www.rowleys.co.uk/

    INFINITE CHIPS

    !!!!

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    pit bulls are like guns

    it's not the dog

    it's that the dog selects for an aggressive and confrontational political subculture

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    bleh

    visiting my grandpa at the home always makes me feel weird afterward

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    eat a cheesy kebab

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    most cats are friendly and playful

    i have no idea why you people think they aren't and are surprised when they are

    i meet cats outdoors all the time who love me

    i have had cats follow me home before (that's awkward and i've had to take some to the shelter)

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    a cat that is following you about wants you to feed it

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    pit bulls are like guns

    it's not the dog

    it's that the dog selects for an aggressive and confrontational political subculture

    My pitbull friends tried to lick me to death today.
    I almost drowned in a sea of slobber.
    most cats are friendly and playful

    i have no idea why you people think they aren't and are surprised when they are

    i meet cats outdoors all the time who love me

    i have had cats follow me home before (that's awkward and i've had to take some to the shelter)

    It's about 50/50 when I see a cat whether they're all cool with me or just say fuck you and strut off like the queen bee

    Bless your heart.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Do queen bees strut?

    :bzz:

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Do queen bees strut?

    :bzz:

    they do.

    Bless your heart.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Speaking of queen bees. We had an attempted robbery at a Walmart here. The guy was about to steal some shit and a cop walked up and he pulled out a gun and shot the cop (The cop was just there, didn't even know the guy was about to steal some shit) and he ran out and hijacked a car....
    The car had a custom plate.
    It was the "Queen Bee"
    People were calling in his location every like 10 minutes.

    Bless your heart.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    I went to Seattle's amateur porn festival today.

    The movies weren't very porn-y, but they were funny.

    Each year, they encouraged filmmakers to add an easter egg to their movies.

    This year's easter egg was Joe Biden.

    So a few of the movies had Joe Biden on a TV in the background while people were fucking.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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