I have two followers on Tumblr; that's two more than I ever thought I would, so I'm good with it.
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
All my Twitter followers are people from here, one person who liked a Youtube video I made once, a friend from high school, and bots.
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I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
when you have thousands of followers and are in a relationship people actively try to cause problems in it by anon messaging the other and shit and it's like gat damn why
why is this what you need to spend your time an energy doing
I recently got followed on Twitter by a Canadian Archbishop. I guess he must like long periods of only favouriting followed by flurries of pun hashtag games.
on twitter i'm followed by a columbo podcast, a bunch of av club writers, the voice actor for grodd on the flash, the band reel big fish, a couple of porn stars, and my all time favorite twitter ever
My Twitter feed is a fucking nightmare of social media shitheads that I have to follow for work. Checking my Twitter feed bums me out so hard that I actually have to schedule it in chunks.
Sup guys. Tell me about your social media experiences.
Every day a tiny imp presents me with a clipboard full of pages of shit my friends and family are up to, and his name is Social Media. I don't see a problem with doing less work, but I totally get the negative social energy thing. Hilariously, in spite of that, some days it feels like the only reason to get up is to check the envelope. You end up relying on that more and more, depending on what you got going on. It sounds to me like you just can't handle all of the negativity, and I know my solution to the problem (i.e. be as positive as possible in the face of it) doesn't always work.
One of the more dangerous things about relying on social information is that you start to branch out more to keep a constant stream of activity. It's a bad juggling act to take up, in my experience, but oh I don't got 4 monitors for nothin'! Be strong.
If my car had a twitter account it would tweet about how it almost got sold and how its owner has neglected it for years now and 'oh god, my veins are full of spoiled gasoline...'
It's okay it was literally a ten minute project and I've just never bothered turning it off.
It does so useful stuff like log my mileage for work, too, but the Twitter was a flight of fancy
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KwoaruConfident SmirkFlawless Golden PecsRegistered Userregular
I love the Mazdan please never turn it off
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KakodaimonosCode fondlerHelping the 1% get richerRegistered Userregular
Every so often someone at work makes the mistake of posting company related information in their personal social media account. Surprise! You get to have compliance audit your entire posting history and log and archive it forever.
I Win Swordfightsall the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered Userregular
*kisses fingertips*
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TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
Oh goddammit. Acquaintance is all fired up on Facebook about NASA's upcoming announcement, saying things like how soon we will be able to effect a consciousness change on a global level, and that it's clear to anyone who's done the research and connected the dots to the real truth. Why, those people who did that research should all get Nobel Peace Prizes!
Then he lists David Wilcock, Jordan Maxwell, and Zecharia Sitchin as such people.
TrippyJingMoses supposes his toeses are roses.But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered Userregular
Now I'm just trying to figure out if this guy was always a conspiracy theorist or if he gradually transformed into one in the eight years I've known him.
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I have two followers on Tumblr; that's two more than I ever thought I would, so I'm good with it.
why is this what you need to spend your time an energy doing
They've probably been hugely disappointed in me.
i've got a few people who seem to stick around for the golden fighting game joke I can come up with once every 6 months
it might be weird to notice that but I am glad I can give the people what they want
Don't forget the sass.
Forever the virgin
I have never posted a video.
It always confuses me.
https://twitter.com/StocktonMalone1
I get quite a few reblogs and direct messages, I check it typically once a day and usually have something to interact with
though around 4am it becomes asian alphabets and australian politics, both of which are incomprehensible to me
Your car has it's own twitter account?
Your car doesn't?
Every day a tiny imp presents me with a clipboard full of pages of shit my friends and family are up to, and his name is Social Media. I don't see a problem with doing less work, but I totally get the negative social energy thing. Hilariously, in spite of that, some days it feels like the only reason to get up is to check the envelope. You end up relying on that more and more, depending on what you got going on. It sounds to me like you just can't handle all of the negativity, and I know my solution to the problem (i.e. be as positive as possible in the face of it) doesn't always work.
One of the more dangerous things about relying on social information is that you start to branch out more to keep a constant stream of activity. It's a bad juggling act to take up, in my experience, but oh I don't got 4 monitors for nothin'! Be strong.
Yup
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why
nope!
this looks way meaner looking back on it than I intended it to
dan i'm sorry if I insulted you and your tech habits
It does so useful stuff like log my mileage for work, too, but the Twitter was a flight of fancy
*kisses fingertips*
Then he lists David Wilcock, Jordan Maxwell, and Zecharia Sitchin as such people.
I can't. I just can't.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/09/30/everyone-you-know-will-be-able-to-rate-you-on-the-terrifying-yelp-for-people-whether-you-want-them-to-or-not/
There's absolutely no way this can go over poorly!
Okay so who wants a review on how they're an amazing and fun friend, talented coworker, or passionate lover? $10 for one, $20 for all three!
I've been waiting for the thing that would destroy the world