Keanu Reeves has aged really well, but god damn was he smokin' when he was younger
<--- first celebrity obsession
I don't want to bang him, but man do i want to be his friend
From what I understand, which is not much given that I don't follow celebrity gossip, he's a good guy.
Mostly I just really, really want(ed) to bang him. I was in prime psycho-sexual formative years when the Matrix movies were coming out, and it was nice because they were so earth-shatteringly popular that it didn't raise any red flags when I was way, way into him (don't boys like action movies?)
u see i never came out but i did come in
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
Anchorman 2 is making me uncomfortable....any other netflix suggestions? (I already finished Marco Polo)
Yeah, I actually walked out of it about 30 mins in. It was already awful, and then it become homophobic and transphobic and racist, too. So . . . yeah. Only the second movie I ever walked out of.
As for suggestions . . . Groundhog Day?
Its so bizzare because I really loved Anchorman 1.
Anchorman 2, aside from the great central park battle, is such an awful and terrible movie
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
if nothing else, Assange has been pretty damn creative at trying to dodge rape charges.
If it worked for Roman Polanski,
Roman Polanski never hid out in the ecuadorian embassy to avoid facing the rape charges
and he's been complaining of health problems that he says (logical steps missing in the middle, here) should make the UK forget about the warrant. For some reason.
And now he's trying to get elected to the australian senate! Because arresting an australian senator would be too politically potent and well
I can't fault him for trying, I guess, even though it just makes me hate his stupid face.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Anchorman 2 is making me uncomfortable....any other netflix suggestions? (I already finished Marco Polo)
Yeah, I actually walked out of it about 30 mins in. It was already awful, and then it become homophobic and transphobic and racist, too. So . . . yeah. Only the second movie I ever walked out of.
As for suggestions . . . Groundhog Day?
Its so bizzare because I really loved Anchorman 1.
Anchorman 2, aside from the great central park battle, is such an awful and terrible movie
corporations, as organizations, are far weaker than in its apogee 1970s. the organizations themselves collapse much more frequently than they used to. what doesn't seem to rotate as much is the senior managerial class that occupies the top slots
You're a minute, temporary life form on a small rock circling a small star that is slowly evaporating all the water on it that sustains all life and will eventually swallow this pathetic piece of rock and iron in a vast expansion of solar fury, but that won't matter to you because you'll be dead long before any significant cosmic changes take place because you aren't even a blip.
You're a minute, temporary life form on a small rock circling a small star that is slowly evaporating all the water on it that sustains all life and will eventually swallow this pathetic piece of rock and iron in a vast expansion of solar fury, but that won't matter to you because you'll be dead long before any significant cosmic changes take place because you aren't even a blip.
works for me
*meditates on lunch*
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I am excited.
Going to a 3 day rock show in an RV, will spend Memorial Day weekend listening to music, barbecuing, having drinks with the wife and friends and I even get to shower and sleep in a real bed after each show!
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You're a minute, temporary life form on a small rock circling a small star that is slowly evaporating all the water on it that sustains all life and will eventually swallow this pathetic piece of rock and iron in a vast expansion of solar fury, but that won't matter to you because you'll be dead long before any significant cosmic changes take place because you aren't even a blip.
works for me
*meditates on lunch*
Melancholy means "i want someone to tell me horrible things", correct?
I really hope thats what it means, otherwise this would be soo embarrassing.
I watched a few episodes of bob's burgers, it doesn't seem great
It took a while to grow on me, but I really just cannot get enough Bob and Linda but mostly Bob.
It just slays me every time Bob has one of his pretend dialogues with an inanimate object. They're always really clever and charming.
it's well-loved! I dunno maybe it's not for me, or maybe I need to watch more episodes
I've watched like 4 though, I feel like that's a pretty good dipping of my toe into the water
I don't think there's anything wrong with not liking it. Even though I like it, I mostly find the humor pretty gentle. It never has me falling out of my seat or anything.
In fact, when I started it I didn't really like it myself--I just somehow got stuck with nothing to do for a solid couple days and sat through it, until, mysteriously, at some point I realized I wasn't just passing time, but rather I actually liked it.
yeah basically all of this
here is what I think about bob's burgers in handy summary form @skippydumptruck
- the first season is generally not as good as subsequent seasons. the show is still finding its comic voice. that said, it's not like later seasons are some totally different beast so maybe it really isn't your thing; that is not for me to say.
- the humor is, as MrMr says, kind of gentle. it's also based heavily on the characters so there are lots of things that are pretty funny when you know that it's so-and-so saying such-and-such but would not be funny out of context. so when people post random clips of the show it's often going to be like "??? why is this funny?" that did not help sell me on watching the show!
- some people have hailed the show as the return of the classic Simpsons and that is definitely not true - HOWEVER, what I will say is that like the best Simpsons it does have a lot of heart; a lot of episodes evoke genuine, earnest good feelings and touching sentiments rather than mean-spirited Family Guy bullshit or South Parky snarky type stuff.
- as with so many other shows that want to be Simpsons, though, I don't find the children as interesting as Bart and Lisa. they have gimmicks moreso than personalities. Tina (the oldest girl) is probably the most actual-person-feeling of the three, but the boy is just a walking catchphrase machine who seems completely fucking oblivious to anything going on around him. I don't know why cartoon makers keep foisting that moronic fat boy archetype on us, or who they think it serves. it's really starting to bug me! so that is probably the weakest point of the show for me, right there: the stuff to do with the kids on their own is just noise and feels completely divorced from the stuff about Bob and Linda, who are written with a degree of naturalism as an adult couple.
- I also don't really like the animation style but w/e, after a while it ceases to even be a thing
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Anchorman 2 is making me uncomfortable....any other netflix suggestions? (I already finished Marco Polo)
Yeah, I actually walked out of it about 30 mins in. It was already awful, and then it become homophobic and transphobic and racist, too. So . . . yeah. Only the second movie I ever walked out of.
As for suggestions . . . Groundhog Day?
Its so bizzare because I really loved Anchorman 1.
Anchorman 2, aside from the great central park battle, is such an awful and terrible movie
Basically, it's a pile of shit even on the technical and conceptual level.
I read about 25% of this article, but I'll be honest, I have had a lot of scotch and I am sitting with a small dog right now and I think I need to tackle this article at a more sober moment.
scotch scotch scotch
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surrealitychecklonely, but not unloveddreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered Userregular
it makes me furious that the library of congress doesn't maintain a public and meticulously indexed library of all simpsons episodes and clips tagged and ready for reference and embedding anywhere in the internet at any time
it is the document of our time and needs to be on hand for use
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Anchorman 2 is making me uncomfortable....any other netflix suggestions? (I already finished Marco Polo)
Yeah, I actually walked out of it about 30 mins in. It was already awful, and then it become homophobic and transphobic and racist, too. So . . . yeah. Only the second movie I ever walked out of.
As for suggestions . . . Groundhog Day?
Its so bizzare because I really loved Anchorman 1.
Anchorman 2, aside from the great central park battle, is such an awful and terrible movie
Basically, it's a pile of shit even on the technical and conceptual level.
I read about 25% of this article, but I'll be honest, I have had a lot of scotch and I am sitting with a small dog right now and I think I need to tackle this article at a more sober moment.
scotch scotch scotch
Well, just get back to me with a full report in the morning.
I watched a few episodes of bob's burgers, it doesn't seem great
It took a while to grow on me, but I really just cannot get enough Bob and Linda but mostly Bob.
It just slays me every time Bob has one of his pretend dialogues with an inanimate object. They're always really clever and charming.
it's well-loved! I dunno maybe it's not for me, or maybe I need to watch more episodes
I've watched like 4 though, I feel like that's a pretty good dipping of my toe into the water
I don't think there's anything wrong with not liking it. Even though I like it, I mostly find the humor pretty gentle. It never has me falling out of my seat or anything.
In fact, when I started it I didn't really like it myself--I just somehow got stuck with nothing to do for a solid couple days and sat through it, until, mysteriously, at some point I realized I wasn't just passing time, but rather I actually liked it.
yeah basically all of this
here is what I think about bob's burgers in handy summary form skippydumptruck
- the first season is generally not as good as subsequent seasons. the show is still finding its comic voice. that said, it's not like later seasons are some totally different beast so maybe it really isn't your thing; that is not for me to say.
- the humor is, as MrMr says, kind of gentle. it's also based heavily on the characters so there are lots of things that are pretty funny when you know that it's so-and-so saying such-and-such but would not be funny out of context. so when people post random clips of the show it's often going to be like "??? why is this funny?" that did not help sell me on watching the show!
- some people have hailed the show as the return of the classic Simpsons and that is definitely not true - HOWEVER, what I will say is that like the best Simpsons it does have a lot of heart; a lot of episodes evoke genuine, earnest good feelings and touching sentiments rather than mean-spirited Family Guy bullshit or South Parky snarky type stuff.
- as with so many other shows that want to be Simpsons, though, I don't find the children as interesting as Bart and Lisa. they have gimmicks moreso than personalities. Tina (the oldest girl) is probably the most actual-person-feeling of the three, but the boy is just a walking catchphrase machine who seems completely fucking oblivious to anything going on around him. I don't know why cartoon makers keep foisting that moronic fat boy archetype on us, or who they think it serves. it's really starting to bug me! so that is probably the weakest point of the show for me, right there: the stuff to do with the kids on their own is just noise and feels completely divorced from the stuff about Bob and Linda, who are written with a degree of naturalism as an adult couple.
- I also don't really like the animation style but w/e, after a while it ceases to even be a thing
I agree with all of this except for the part about the kids and that is obviously the least overall impactful part of that critique so I think it is quite accurate if you are deciding whether or not to watch.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
it makes me furious that the library of congress doesn't maintain a public and meticulously indexed library of all simpsons episodes and clips tagged and ready for reference and embedding anywhere in the internet at any time
it is the document of our time and needs to be on hand for use
I think this is what Simpsons World actually already does.
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it makes me furious that the library of congress doesn't maintain a public and meticulously indexed library of all simpsons episodes and clips tagged and ready for reference and embedding anywhere in the internet at any time
it is the document of our time and needs to be on hand for use
I keep meaning to create a meticulously-curated tumblr of "simpsons characters holding things"
so like Lisa holding the Malk, Bart holding the letter addressed to Santos L Halper, etc
I really finally truly think Im at a point in my life where I can fully appreciate The Simpsons enough to give it an earnest shot and it is the hardest fucking show in the universe to find anywhere.
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B00000 wouldn't really be a great ghost color.
u see i never came out but i did come in
h4h4h4h4h4h4
in your endo
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If it worked for Roman Polanski,
it's a physics game where you build contraptions to blow things up or kill mans or whatever
this is one of my first designs
only the absolute most efficient designs will do
Its so bizzare because I really loved Anchorman 1.
Anchorman 2, aside from the great central park battle, is such an awful and terrible movie
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
I am melancholy today
tell me excellent things
Roman Polanski never hid out in the ecuadorian embassy to avoid facing the rape charges
and he's been complaining of health problems that he says (logical steps missing in the middle, here) should make the UK forget about the warrant. For some reason.
And now he's trying to get elected to the australian senate! Because arresting an australian senator would be too politically potent and well
I can't fault him for trying, I guess, even though it just makes me hate his stupid face.
Film Crit Hulk has a great writeup on it.
Basically, it's a pile of shit even on the technical and conceptual level.
....Do I even have a toaster?
*hides*
(Saw Dredd and Robocop; going to watch Strange Days. Thanks @Jacobkosh )
You're a minute, temporary life form on a small rock circling a small star that is slowly evaporating all the water on it that sustains all life and will eventually swallow this pathetic piece of rock and iron in a vast expansion of solar fury, but that won't matter to you because you'll be dead long before any significant cosmic changes take place because you aren't even a blip.
hmm i need to take a trip this spring tho
works for me
*meditates on lunch*
Going to a 3 day rock show in an RV, will spend Memorial Day weekend listening to music, barbecuing, having drinks with the wife and friends and I even get to shower and sleep in a real bed after each show!
I made that sociology <---> economics translation guide you showed me into my gchat status and everyone thinks it's the bees knees
this post is so obviously a troll post it feels like Ludious should have made it
Melancholy means "i want someone to tell me horrible things", correct?
I really hope thats what it means, otherwise this would be soo embarrassing.
yeah basically all of this
here is what I think about bob's burgers in handy summary form @skippydumptruck
- the first season is generally not as good as subsequent seasons. the show is still finding its comic voice. that said, it's not like later seasons are some totally different beast so maybe it really isn't your thing; that is not for me to say.
- the humor is, as MrMr says, kind of gentle. it's also based heavily on the characters so there are lots of things that are pretty funny when you know that it's so-and-so saying such-and-such but would not be funny out of context. so when people post random clips of the show it's often going to be like "??? why is this funny?" that did not help sell me on watching the show!
- some people have hailed the show as the return of the classic Simpsons and that is definitely not true - HOWEVER, what I will say is that like the best Simpsons it does have a lot of heart; a lot of episodes evoke genuine, earnest good feelings and touching sentiments rather than mean-spirited Family Guy bullshit or South Parky snarky type stuff.
- as with so many other shows that want to be Simpsons, though, I don't find the children as interesting as Bart and Lisa. they have gimmicks moreso than personalities. Tina (the oldest girl) is probably the most actual-person-feeling of the three, but the boy is just a walking catchphrase machine who seems completely fucking oblivious to anything going on around him. I don't know why cartoon makers keep foisting that moronic fat boy archetype on us, or who they think it serves. it's really starting to bug me! so that is probably the weakest point of the show for me, right there: the stuff to do with the kids on their own is just noise and feels completely divorced from the stuff about Bob and Linda, who are written with a degree of naturalism as an adult couple.
- I also don't really like the animation style but w/e, after a while it ceases to even be a thing
I read about 25% of this article, but I'll be honest, I have had a lot of scotch and I am sitting with a small dog right now and I think I need to tackle this article at a more sober moment.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Alcohol and lack of sleep does your immune system no favours so I certainly deserve this
but like blurgh
it is the document of our time and needs to be on hand for use
So many chances.
It's just not for me.
there is zero irony in my enjoyment of this
also best movie
i prescribe depressing movies until you feel so sad that it wraps around and you feel euphoric
Well, just get back to me with a full report in the morning.
I agree with all of this except for the part about the kids and that is obviously the least overall impactful part of that critique so I think it is quite accurate if you are deciding whether or not to watch.
I think this is what Simpsons World actually already does.
AGREE
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"melancholy all up ins"
I keep meaning to create a meticulously-curated tumblr of "simpsons characters holding things"
so like Lisa holding the Malk, Bart holding the letter addressed to Santos L Halper, etc
it's like a whole subcategory of simpsons humor
I mean
it's no Thrashin but what is