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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wait PWG does mixed gender matches

    FUCKING AWESOME

    The fact that those never happen is one of my biggest beefs with WWE

    so does chikara fyi
    Alright Kilroy

    Give me an entry guide to the madness that is Chikara

    Oh boy be prepared for some long, convoluted bullshit. Entertaining for the most part though.
    You know I read comic books right

    this is the exact reason why I think you would enjoy chikara

    last year ended with the villain getting kayfabe killed inside a steel cage with what is essentially mjolnir

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wait PWG does mixed gender matches

    FUCKING AWESOME

    The fact that those never happen is one of my biggest beefs with WWE

    Apparently that's not so much them as its pressure from USA Network.
    PPVs and NXT and Smackdown (unless that's also owned by the same parent company) are not governed by USA

    The people who run USA run Syfy which is where Smackdown airs, and the last time a major US wrestling company decided not to listen to their network regarding man-on-woman violence, they had to settle for their programming continuing to air on Discovery's 3rd-string channel

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Nirya wrote: »
    Blank why the fuck aren't you asking me for a PWG primer?

    Or did you happen to listen to Hullis and myself commentate over PWG's DDT4 2013, available for download at itsawork.libsyn.com?
    I WILL TAKE ALL OF THE PRIMERS

    Except for NJPW because while I respect the talent and performers there I am not a fan of the presentation

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    The easiest thing they could do is create a new one hour women's show on the network that airs every week. With the amount of programming that they need to sell this thing it's a no brainer, really.

    That doesn't really accomplish much of anything, though. The point is to give them time on Raw, or Smackdown at least, not segregate them or put them on a lower tier show.

    It gives them a platform, at least. If it kills, like NXT does it could slowly start enacting change on the television programming.

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    of course if you want to talk comic book bullshit in chikara, nothing beats the saga of Archibald Peck

    it involves copious amounts of time travel

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wait PWG does mixed gender matches

    FUCKING AWESOME

    The fact that those never happen is one of my biggest beefs with WWE

    so does chikara fyi
    Alright Kilroy

    Give me an entry guide to the madness that is Chikara

    Oh boy be prepared for some long, convoluted bullshit. Entertaining for the most part though.
    You know I read comic books right

    this is the exact reason why I think you would enjoy chikara

    last year ended with the villain getting kayfabe killed inside a steel cage with what is essentially mjolnir
    W


    What


    WHAT

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Don't worry Blank it's not like she also doesn't have amazing merch or anything:

    princess.jpg
    Good fucking lord
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    Incroyablé

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wait PWG does mixed gender matches

    FUCKING AWESOME

    The fact that those never happen is one of my biggest beefs with WWE

    so does chikara fyi
    Alright Kilroy

    Give me an entry guide to the madness that is Chikara

    Oh boy be prepared for some long, convoluted bullshit. Entertaining for the most part though.
    You know I read comic books right

    You're basically the target audience for Chikara then.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Guys, please think of Blank's well being before you start pitching him Chikara.

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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Blank, here are my two favorite Chikara matches and kind of highlight the two polar opposites they can reach.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKtD0dJT_EI
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZkxAOTDH3Q

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Nirya wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wait PWG does mixed gender matches

    FUCKING AWESOME

    The fact that those never happen is one of my biggest beefs with WWE

    Apparently that's not so much them as its pressure from USA Network.
    PPVs and NXT and Smackdown (unless that's also owned by the same parent company) are not governed by USA

    SyFy and USA are both NBC Universal so same basic rules apply, and from there it's understandable why they would just keep it that way for PPVs and NXT.
    PPVs I can somewhat agree with as it is tied to the weekly product

    But NXT is WrestleEarth-2 it should be able to have mixed matches just fine

    When you are having enough troubles as is getting your programs to air on any TV station, you don't try to piss off the few stations you currently are lucky enough to be on by trying to get away with stuff using your developmental program, especially when said developmental program already got booted off TV

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Is this man wearing a high school marching band uniform

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    411Randle411Randle Librarian Oook.Registered User regular
    Good lord, I go away for an hour to do a podcast and I come back to you people arguing for pages and pages.

    That sounds about right.

    Also, Trish was a good wrestler the same way The Rock is a good wrestler. What she lacked in technical skill she made up for with massive charisma.

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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Is this man wearing a high school marching band uniform

    That's Marchie Archie, the leader of the band.

    Later on he became Mixed Martial Archie
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    LockedOnTargetLockedOnTarget Registered User regular
    It's so stupid. Men and women fight on TV all the time.

    Like Green Arrow fights China White and stuff.

    And this no intergender stuff has invaded the video games, too, which is doubly stupid. Cammy can fight Ryu and no one is offended.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Blank you're better of watching early Chikara honestly.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    MrDapper wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Is this man wearing a high school marching band uniform

    That's Marchie Archie, the leader of the band.

    Later on he became Mixed Martial Archie
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    Ahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahah

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    It's so stupid. Men and women fight on TV all the time.

    Like Green Arrow fights China White and stuff.

    And this no intergender stuff has invaded the video games, too, which is doubly stupid. Cammy can fight Ryu and no one is offended.

    I guess some people think that and the Ray Rice incident are the same thing.

    Those people are idiots.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Marchie Archie is so sad

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I am fine with no intergender matches in WWE. In theory, sure, it could work out fine, but I've seen what they're capable of and honestly it's probably a good thing they don't do it anymore.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    The ref just had to separate them because Marchie Archie needed a hug and started crying and oh god I am dying

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Wait PWG does mixed gender matches

    FUCKING AWESOME

    The fact that those never happen is one of my biggest beefs with WWE

    so does chikara fyi
    Alright Kilroy

    Give me an entry guide to the madness that is Chikara

    Oh boy be prepared for some long, convoluted bullshit. Entertaining for the most part though.
    You know I read comic books right

    this is the exact reason why I think you would enjoy chikara

    last year ended with the villain getting kayfabe killed inside a steel cage with what is essentially mjolnir
    W


    What


    WHAT

    okay so

    there is currently a powerful rudo (heel) faction in chikara called the Flood. Their objective is to destroy chikara and everything it stands for. Their leader last year was a giant monster of a man named Deucalion. (Basically think of Bane and you have the right idea.). Deucalion spent the year kayfabe murdering the people who rose up to oppose the Flood

    one of his victims was Estonian Thunderfrog, who carried a magic hammer. After defeating Deucalion in a cage match at the last show of the year, chikara grand champion Icarus took up Thunderfrog's hammer and slew the monster once and for all

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    I'M GONNA DROWN YOU

    BlankZoe on
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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Drown, Blank

    Drown

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    ON THE SUBJECT OF ARCHIBALD PECK

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAn3JdtSrnY

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    Wait I did not know Chikara plots were this involved.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Watching Blank react to that match is one of the best things that's ever happened in this thread.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Also Archibald Peck is canonically the son of Walter Peck aka the man who has no dick in Ghostbusters.

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    411Randle411Randle Librarian Oook.Registered User regular
    It's so stupid. Men and women fight on TV all the time.

    Like Green Arrow fights China White and stuff.

    And this no intergender stuff has invaded the video games, too, which is doubly stupid. Cammy can fight Ryu and no one is offended.

    Speaking of comics, it's funny, because we're in an age where Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman are finally getting their own movies, not to mention all the badass women headlining Agents of SHIELD, and the just-finished Agent Carter, which was all about showing how a woman can be just as good a secret agent (or highly trained assassin) as any man.

    An industry often mocked in the past for portraying their women as "tight spandex wrapped around oversized breasts" is still doing a better job for female equality than WWE.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Watching Blank react to that match is one of the best things that's ever happened in this thread.

    Other than #FACEtious winning the Royal Rumble and everyone's national nightmare of me not being champion is soon to be over.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

    Steam: Chagrin LoL: Bonhomie
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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Tell Blank about the time the whole company got cancelled

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    I'M PULLING HIS HAIR

    YOU PULLED HIS HAIR

    NO I DIDNT

    I HEARD YOU SAY IT

    this is astonishing

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    HE BROUGHT A GRENADE

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Hahahahahaha the ref almost won the match what is happening

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    ON THE SUBJECT OF ARCHIBALD PECK

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAn3JdtSrnY

    I love this song so fucking much

    I have already decided it will be my summer jam this year

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    HE GOT STUCK

    "Don't worry about nothin, just lay back down."

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Okay match one down

    That was fucking hilarious

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    Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar Registered User regular
    Now everybody tell Blank about the tag team who decided to drop their gimmick because of a losing streak, don a bunch of denim and become identical twin brother bikers. Before finally having a match against their old gimmick under loser leaves town rules.

    Everyone is different. Everyone is special.
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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Okay match one down

    That was fucking hilarious

    Now prepare for murder.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Oh my goodness ultra Mantis what

    Is this man a supervillain

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