I am referring to one of the preset messages in Mario Kart 8, as to tell people how I really feel about them after getting blue shelled/lighting'd/bullet billed back to back
I wonder if anyone has ever used the Mario Kart 8 chat things in a sincere fashion.
After enough shell-based carnage even 'Hello!' starts to feel like mockery.
You're supposed to use them to mean what you say? I though "That was fun!" meant "I will murder you next time." I've been using them wrong all this time.
I've taken to asking "Why?!" whenever somebody on my team shoots me in Counter-Strike Global Offensive. They usually don't have a satisfactory answer.
i'm assuming this is in competitive but if you ain't stabbing a friend on the way to the bomb site then I'm not sure why you'd even be playing counter strike!!
I've taken to asking "Why?!" whenever somebody on my team shoots me in Counter-Strike Global Offensive. They usually don't have a satisfactory answer.
i'm assuming this is in competitive but if you ain't stabbing a friend on the way to the bomb site then I'm not sure why you'd even be playing counter strike!!
Yeah, I only play casual and it's non-stop knifing on the way to the bomb site
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I wonder if anyone has ever used the Mario Kart 8 chat things in a sincere fashion.
After enough shell-based carnage even 'Hello!' starts to feel like mockery.
You're supposed to use them to mean what you say? I though "That was fun!" meant "I will murder you next time." I've been using them wrong all this time.
Haha, I can only assume that was the intended function. I tend to avoid using them just because even if I mean them literally even I cannot help but read them as intensely sarcastic.
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My recent go-tos:
"Oh, fuck off, you cross-footed duck."
(after clearing a challenging room full of challenging enemies)
"I just blacked out. What happened."
(while playing through a challenging room full of challenging enemies, usually flailing about in an unskilled and potentially hazardous manner)
"YOU CAN SUCK IT. YOU CAN SUCK IT ALSO. YOU DO NOT GET TO SUCK IT."
*grunts of varying degrees, some can be vaguely sexual*
"HIYYYYYYYYYY!"
(During confusing cut-scenes where I'm trying to suss out plot)
"Who the fuck is that. Why the fuck did they say. What the fuck did they say. Where the fuck are we going? Why the fuck are we going there? Is that a cliff? They're going to throw me off the cliff, aren't they. Godammit, they threw me off the cliff."
I'll try and pay more attention to what I'm saying and contribute more of my moribund wisdom to this thread.
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I don't remember why it was said, but I still get reminded about the time I screamed at the TV I was gonna fuck Mario in the moustache if he didn't smarten up
I don't remember why it was said, but I still get reminded about the time I screamed at the TV I was gonna fuck Mario in the moustache if he didn't smarten up
I'll bet he stopped fucking around though, right? Gotta put that fucking plumber in his place or else he'll walk all over you and eat mushrooms and shit
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I've taken to asking "Why?!" whenever somebody on my team shoots me in Counter-Strike Global Offensive. They usually don't have a satisfactory answer.
i'm assuming this is in competitive but if you ain't stabbing a friend on the way to the bomb site then I'm not sure why you'd even be playing counter strike!!
Yeah, on the rare occasion that I do play casual I fully encourage people to throw incendiary devices in my path. I want to look cool jumping through the flames.
depending on how much you get dunked on it sounds sillier and sillier
I'm constantly typing out, "rekt" when I kill people or get killed in games. Either people get all butthurt about it which is great for me, or they roll with it and we have a good time with friendly shit talking and goofing around which is great for everybody.
I don't have a microphone so when I play Payday 2 I can only communicate through typing. This isn't exactly ideal but since I only play with a friend of mine and we both know what to do in missions we manage. Except when one of us gets grabbed by a Cloaker, which is when we need immediate assistance and so they know when they come to revive us that he might be around still. So we type out "Cloaker" in the chat.
I tried to type too quickly one time and accidentally wrote "Casdo" instead. So now that's his name, and I write it like that each time. Casdo the Cloaker.
I remember once me and the GF at the time, ate a few too many special brownies, and we couldn't beat the first level of Mario 1 after 2 hours of attempts, but pretty sure our only reaction was uncontrollable laughter
I remember once me and the GF at the time, ate a few too many special brownies, and we couldn't beat the first level of Mario 1 after 2 hours of attempts, but pretty sure our only reaction was uncontrollable laughter
oddly enough this describes the actual development process for Super Mario Bros.
my go-to curse for things gone awry on the internet was motherFUCKER until I decided to cut all gendered swears and insults out of my vocabulary
now I'm liable to just call someone whatever I last ate
i.e. YOU GODDAMN TACO
I try to be equally inclusive of all genders
I'm pretty sure if I adopted this policy it would just mean throwing in a dickhead every once in awhile so that I could justify bringing back motherfucker and that don't seem right
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you mean the one that didn't exist when the wii launched?
Yo
It means so many things all at the same time
You're supposed to use them to mean what you say? I though "That was fun!" meant "I will murder you next time." I've been using them wrong all this time.
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I substitute it with having a good grip
Yes it did, the Wii came with a wrist strap
The Wii remote jacket did not come with it
In that situation I'm more like
"NOPE!
...
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
i'm assuming this is in competitive but if you ain't stabbing a friend on the way to the bomb site then I'm not sure why you'd even be playing counter strike!!
occasionally i'll call people morons after they do something brainless
usually followed by doing something even dumber myself
Yeah, I only play casual and it's non-stop knifing on the way to the bomb site
Haha, I can only assume that was the intended function. I tend to avoid using them just because even if I mean them literally even I cannot help but read them as intensely sarcastic.
"Oh, fuck off, you cross-footed duck."
(after clearing a challenging room full of challenging enemies)
"I just blacked out. What happened."
(while playing through a challenging room full of challenging enemies, usually flailing about in an unskilled and potentially hazardous manner)
"YOU CAN SUCK IT. YOU CAN SUCK IT ALSO. YOU DO NOT GET TO SUCK IT."
*grunts of varying degrees, some can be vaguely sexual*
"HIYYYYYYYYYY!"
(During confusing cut-scenes where I'm trying to suss out plot)
"Who the fuck is that. Why the fuck did they say. What the fuck did they say. Where the fuck are we going? Why the fuck are we going there? Is that a cliff? They're going to throw me off the cliff, aren't they. Godammit, they threw me off the cliff."
I'll try and pay more attention to what I'm saying and contribute more of my moribund wisdom to this thread.
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
CHRIST ON A CRACKER
CHRIST IN A CREAM CHEESE SAUCE
Stealin dis
no
no stop
no FUCK your SHIT
concede
Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
I'll bet he stopped fucking around though, right? Gotta put that fucking plumber in his place or else he'll walk all over you and eat mushrooms and shit
Yeah, on the rare occasion that I do play casual I fully encourage people to throw incendiary devices in my path. I want to look cool jumping through the flames.
depending on how much you get dunked on it sounds sillier and sillier
I'm constantly typing out, "rekt" when I kill people or get killed in games. Either people get all butthurt about it which is great for me, or they roll with it and we have a good time with friendly shit talking and goofing around which is great for everybody.
I don't have a microphone so when I play Payday 2 I can only communicate through typing. This isn't exactly ideal but since I only play with a friend of mine and we both know what to do in missions we manage. Except when one of us gets grabbed by a Cloaker, which is when we need immediate assistance and so they know when they come to revive us that he might be around still. So we type out "Cloaker" in the chat.
I tried to type too quickly one time and accidentally wrote "Casdo" instead. So now that's his name, and I write it like that each time. Casdo the Cloaker.
oddly enough this describes the actual development process for Super Mario Bros.
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YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YEAH, YOU FATHERFUCKER
FUCKING HELL
*Pained shriek*
Godfuckingdammit
Ah butts
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
now I'm liable to just call someone whatever I last ate
i.e. YOU GODDAMN TACO
I have a feeling this is gonna cause a lot of unintentional racism depending on what you last ate
SPOTTED DICK!
Toad in a FUCKING hole!
Marmite!
The last one is also an appropriate reaction to accidentally eating marmite.
This could be true for the entire thread
I try to be equally inclusive of all genders
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)
thankfully I've yet to call anyone a vindaloo or a falafel
I'm pretty sure if I adopted this policy it would just mean throwing in a dickhead every once in awhile so that I could justify bringing back motherfucker and that don't seem right
Maybe it is worthy of exemption from the no gendered insult rule?