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MLB 2021: Dodgers/Braves Cheatros/Wahh Sox

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    What really pisses me off is how completely unrepentant nearly everyone involved has been. They got off with a slap on the wrist and did the equivalent of, "Neener neener I'm not touching you neener neener!" to fucking everyone, including the fans.

    Fuck the Astros, and fuck Manfred for letting them get away with it.

    absolutely
    for a sport which is seemingly all about 'ethics' and 'unspoken rules' and 30 years later is STILL raking pete rose over the coals, you'd think these stros would be blacklisted forever but that has not seemed to be the case

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    Holy shit that game and that ending!

    Instant classic. Like 6 lead changes! Final play with a player pulling a Daniel Jones but scoring anyway due to two errors!

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    Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    That last play was incredible. Holy shit.

    I can barely believe what i just saw.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    Goumindong wrote: »
    Holy shit that game and that ending!

    Instant classic. Like 6 lead changes! Final play with a player pulling a Daniel Jones but scoring anyway due to two errors!

    2 errors technically but like everyone involved fucked up there
    randy even slipped at the end there before the catcher fucked up, like that was a mess all around

    heres a video for everyone to enjoy

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    Captain InertiaCaptain Inertia Registered User regular
    What the fuck

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    GoumindongGoumindong Registered User regular
    I know right!? It was wild

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Shit that was some crazy baseball and also a cascade of errors.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    ugh
    sucks
    Snell could've saved himself

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    You know just happy for LA finally having something good happen in the city again. Like man its been like a month since the lakers won? I don't know how the city dealt with it.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    like i'm all about data and analytics and stuff but Snell was pitching out of his mind, you gotta trust him there
    those analytics were compiled from the 'average' pitcher, Snell was definitively not an 'average' pitcher at that point, he was having a career night, you can't apply those metrics to him

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I mean results speak for themselves pulling Snell let the Ray give up the lead. That's just baseball science.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Pulling Snell was the wrong move. He was so hot he had another inning in him. Not a huge pitch count either.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    is LA gonna have one mega parade or is lebron not willing to share a float with clayton kershaw

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Congrats to the new Dodger fans that were created tonight.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    they should give the mvp to mookie just to piss off boston fans

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Great game! Congrats dodgers!

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    cckerberoscckerberos Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    they should give the mvp to mookie just to piss off boston fans

    Why would that piss off Boston fans? There's not really any ill will towards Mookie there.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited October 2020
    cckerberos wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    they should give the mvp to mookie just to piss off boston fans

    Why would that piss off Boston fans? There's not really any ill will towards Mookie there.

    its not towards mookie
    most red sox fans i know are pissed at the red sox for letting him go in the name of financial flexibility and having mookie do so well now rubs more salt into that wound considering they got cents on the dollar for him

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    cckerberos wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    they should give the mvp to mookie just to piss off boston fans

    Why would that piss off Boston fans? There's not really any ill will towards Mookie there.

    The heats on the Red Sox organization for that move, not Mookie.

    Watching him win tonight certainly caused them some pain.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    oh wow
    apparently justin turner was found to be covid positive halfway through the game and that's why he was pulled
    there gonna be some questions

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    CauldCauld Registered User regular
    Re: Snell, I wouldn't have pulled him there, but I get the move. Most pitchers, including him are quite a bit worse 3rd time through the order.

    Re: Turner, a pretty bad look for baseball and Turner on that. Like the positive test result came back during the game? How does that happen? And then him celebrating maskless with teammates on the field is obviously not good. Hopefully everyone ends up being OK, but that's really not cool.

    Congrats to the Dodgers though! They have a really good team and played well. Hats off.

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/30310018/miami-marlins-hire-kim-ng-mlb-first-female-general-manager?platform=amp

    So the Marlins become the first team in the four major (American) sports to hire a GM who isn't a man. Shocking and all that, almost as if being a talent evaluator isn't predicated on being a dude (playing the game of course isn't a prerequisite as examples of non former player GM's abound).

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    enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    edited December 2020
    MLB is officially recognizing the Negro Leagues as "major leagues" so their stats count towards historical records and what not. Only notable record change is the last .400 hitter in the major leagues is now Josh Gibson's .441 in 1943 instead of Ted Williams' .406 in 1941. But Willie Mays gets a few more hits, Satchel Paige gets a ton more wins, stuff like that. And the recognition in general is just deserved.

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Josh Gibson is my favorite historical player, and has a strong argument for being one of the greatest ever, perhaps second only to Babe Ruth.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Georgia local news is reporting that Hank Aaron has passed away.

    Edit: From the league itself:

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Congratulations, sportswriters, on screwing the pooch yet again:
    Eight years ago, on the most top-heavy Hall of Fame ballot in at least half a century, the BBWAA voters pitched a shutout, electing nobody in what was seen by some as a referendum on character, particularly as it pertained to candidates linked to the usage of performance-enhancing drugs. On Tuesday, the writers put up a zero again, capping another election cycle dominated by debates over the significance of the on-and off-field transgressions of candidates, and — for the first time since 2012 — lacking any obviously qualified newcomers to the ballot.

    Of the 401 ballots cast, a record 14 were blank. Whether those were done as protests against the notion that anybody from this ballot was worthy of enshrinement, or that in electing a record 22 candidates over the past seven years, standards had gotten too lax — those voters will have to answer that question themselves, if they haven’t already. Their ballots are included in the total, thus making it harder for anybody to reach 75%; had those voters instead made paper airplanes out of their ballots and flown them out the window (does anybody still do that?) the threshold for election would have fallen from 301 votes to 290.

    At this point, the folks in Cooperstown need to tell the BBWAA to fuck off, because if they aren't going to take the job seriously, then they shouldn't have it.

    Edit: Unsurprisingly, the Defector folks cuts to the chase:
    Draper singles out the character clause as the greatest problem some voters wrestle with and find most quarrelsome, and a lot of thoughtful ladies and gentlemen are considering opting out of the process entirely because of it. Apparently baseball thinks it builds character by virtue of its very existence, and cures people who lack it. It doesn’t. It makes money convincing people that a stick and a ball are more fun to watch than Meet The Press. It has embraced some chemical cheats and not others, some brigands and not others, and some malignant provocateurs. Baseball, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss about who it hires, enriches, or glorifies, and never ever has. If it lucks into an exemplar of nobility like Henry Aaron, it is perfectly happy to take credit for him years after the fact, and that’s about the end of it. Baseball didn’t give Henry Aaron character. Aaron gave character to baseball.

    But here’s the handy hint that makes it all work in the end: Baseball is reaping all it has sown. If the Hall of Fame is becoming less savory, it’s because it started that way with Ty Cobb. All the complaints about Hall of Fame voters are about the Hall itself, which wants to be a place of glorification of the sport while the day-to-day behaviors of the people who run the business of baseball are anything but. It’s the reason why the Hall of Fame can only be a museum. Those who decide who has acceptable character to win notice for playing this sport aren’t good enough to measure it, and if character is the reason for the Hall of Fame, a fair number of current enshrinees are about to be replaced by soda machines.

    So maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Maybe the whole trick is just to get people arguing about random names, on the faint hope that nostalgic arguments can be monetized. That, too, is the history of baseball, and there may as well be a museum for it. Maybe there should be a plaque which reads, “You’ll hate some of the people and events memorialized in here, and that’s fine. We have people who come in tonight and wipe your spit off the exhibits so we can open tomorrow. Buy a hat, and keep moving.” There isn’t much romance in that, true, but baseball started this honor-the-dishonorable thing decades ago, all the way down to celebrating how it eliminated the color line that it itself created. It’s rather like putting a tiara on a hagfish and pretending it’s Claire Foy.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Congratulations, sportswriters, on screwing the pooch yet again:
    Eight years ago, on the most top-heavy Hall of Fame ballot in at least half a century, the BBWAA voters pitched a shutout, electing nobody in what was seen by some as a referendum on character, particularly as it pertained to candidates linked to the usage of performance-enhancing drugs. On Tuesday, the writers put up a zero again, capping another election cycle dominated by debates over the significance of the on-and off-field transgressions of candidates, and — for the first time since 2012 — lacking any obviously qualified newcomers to the ballot.

    Of the 401 ballots cast, a record 14 were blank. Whether those were done as protests against the notion that anybody from this ballot was worthy of enshrinement, or that in electing a record 22 candidates over the past seven years, standards had gotten too lax — those voters will have to answer that question themselves, if they haven’t already. Their ballots are included in the total, thus making it harder for anybody to reach 75%; had those voters instead made paper airplanes out of their ballots and flown them out the window (does anybody still do that?) the threshold for election would have fallen from 301 votes to 290.

    At this point, the folks in Cooperstown need to tell the BBWAA to fuck off, because if they aren't going to take the job seriously, then they shouldn't have it.

    Edit: Unsurprisingly, the Defector folks cuts to the chase:
    Draper singles out the character clause as the greatest problem some voters wrestle with and find most quarrelsome, and a lot of thoughtful ladies and gentlemen are considering opting out of the process entirely because of it. Apparently baseball thinks it builds character by virtue of its very existence, and cures people who lack it. It doesn’t. It makes money convincing people that a stick and a ball are more fun to watch than Meet The Press. It has embraced some chemical cheats and not others, some brigands and not others, and some malignant provocateurs. Baseball, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss about who it hires, enriches, or glorifies, and never ever has. If it lucks into an exemplar of nobility like Henry Aaron, it is perfectly happy to take credit for him years after the fact, and that’s about the end of it. Baseball didn’t give Henry Aaron character. Aaron gave character to baseball.

    But here’s the handy hint that makes it all work in the end: Baseball is reaping all it has sown. If the Hall of Fame is becoming less savory, it’s because it started that way with Ty Cobb. All the complaints about Hall of Fame voters are about the Hall itself, which wants to be a place of glorification of the sport while the day-to-day behaviors of the people who run the business of baseball are anything but. It’s the reason why the Hall of Fame can only be a museum. Those who decide who has acceptable character to win notice for playing this sport aren’t good enough to measure it, and if character is the reason for the Hall of Fame, a fair number of current enshrinees are about to be replaced by soda machines.

    So maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Maybe the whole trick is just to get people arguing about random names, on the faint hope that nostalgic arguments can be monetized. That, too, is the history of baseball, and there may as well be a museum for it. Maybe there should be a plaque which reads, “You’ll hate some of the people and events memorialized in here, and that’s fine. We have people who come in tonight and wipe your spit off the exhibits so we can open tomorrow. Buy a hat, and keep moving.” There isn’t much romance in that, true, but baseball started this honor-the-dishonorable thing decades ago, all the way down to celebrating how it eliminated the color line that it itself created. It’s rather like putting a tiara on a hagfish and pretending it’s Claire Foy.

    Who do you think should have gone in this year?

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Congratulations, sportswriters, on screwing the pooch yet again:
    Eight years ago, on the most top-heavy Hall of Fame ballot in at least half a century, the BBWAA voters pitched a shutout, electing nobody in what was seen by some as a referendum on character, particularly as it pertained to candidates linked to the usage of performance-enhancing drugs. On Tuesday, the writers put up a zero again, capping another election cycle dominated by debates over the significance of the on-and off-field transgressions of candidates, and — for the first time since 2012 — lacking any obviously qualified newcomers to the ballot.

    Of the 401 ballots cast, a record 14 were blank. Whether those were done as protests against the notion that anybody from this ballot was worthy of enshrinement, or that in electing a record 22 candidates over the past seven years, standards had gotten too lax — those voters will have to answer that question themselves, if they haven’t already. Their ballots are included in the total, thus making it harder for anybody to reach 75%; had those voters instead made paper airplanes out of their ballots and flown them out the window (does anybody still do that?) the threshold for election would have fallen from 301 votes to 290.

    At this point, the folks in Cooperstown need to tell the BBWAA to fuck off, because if they aren't going to take the job seriously, then they shouldn't have it.

    Edit: Unsurprisingly, the Defector folks cuts to the chase:
    Draper singles out the character clause as the greatest problem some voters wrestle with and find most quarrelsome, and a lot of thoughtful ladies and gentlemen are considering opting out of the process entirely because of it. Apparently baseball thinks it builds character by virtue of its very existence, and cures people who lack it. It doesn’t. It makes money convincing people that a stick and a ball are more fun to watch than Meet The Press. It has embraced some chemical cheats and not others, some brigands and not others, and some malignant provocateurs. Baseball, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss about who it hires, enriches, or glorifies, and never ever has. If it lucks into an exemplar of nobility like Henry Aaron, it is perfectly happy to take credit for him years after the fact, and that’s about the end of it. Baseball didn’t give Henry Aaron character. Aaron gave character to baseball.

    But here’s the handy hint that makes it all work in the end: Baseball is reaping all it has sown. If the Hall of Fame is becoming less savory, it’s because it started that way with Ty Cobb. All the complaints about Hall of Fame voters are about the Hall itself, which wants to be a place of glorification of the sport while the day-to-day behaviors of the people who run the business of baseball are anything but. It’s the reason why the Hall of Fame can only be a museum. Those who decide who has acceptable character to win notice for playing this sport aren’t good enough to measure it, and if character is the reason for the Hall of Fame, a fair number of current enshrinees are about to be replaced by soda machines.

    So maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Maybe the whole trick is just to get people arguing about random names, on the faint hope that nostalgic arguments can be monetized. That, too, is the history of baseball, and there may as well be a museum for it. Maybe there should be a plaque which reads, “You’ll hate some of the people and events memorialized in here, and that’s fine. We have people who come in tonight and wipe your spit off the exhibits so we can open tomorrow. Buy a hat, and keep moving.” There isn’t much romance in that, true, but baseball started this honor-the-dishonorable thing decades ago, all the way down to celebrating how it eliminated the color line that it itself created. It’s rather like putting a tiara on a hagfish and pretending it’s Claire Foy.

    Who do you think should have gone in this year?

    Bonds and Clemens (and fuck the Nazi-adjacent con man.)

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Congratulations, sportswriters, on screwing the pooch yet again:
    Eight years ago, on the most top-heavy Hall of Fame ballot in at least half a century, the BBWAA voters pitched a shutout, electing nobody in what was seen by some as a referendum on character, particularly as it pertained to candidates linked to the usage of performance-enhancing drugs. On Tuesday, the writers put up a zero again, capping another election cycle dominated by debates over the significance of the on-and off-field transgressions of candidates, and — for the first time since 2012 — lacking any obviously qualified newcomers to the ballot.

    Of the 401 ballots cast, a record 14 were blank. Whether those were done as protests against the notion that anybody from this ballot was worthy of enshrinement, or that in electing a record 22 candidates over the past seven years, standards had gotten too lax — those voters will have to answer that question themselves, if they haven’t already. Their ballots are included in the total, thus making it harder for anybody to reach 75%; had those voters instead made paper airplanes out of their ballots and flown them out the window (does anybody still do that?) the threshold for election would have fallen from 301 votes to 290.

    At this point, the folks in Cooperstown need to tell the BBWAA to fuck off, because if they aren't going to take the job seriously, then they shouldn't have it.

    Edit: Unsurprisingly, the Defector folks cuts to the chase:
    Draper singles out the character clause as the greatest problem some voters wrestle with and find most quarrelsome, and a lot of thoughtful ladies and gentlemen are considering opting out of the process entirely because of it. Apparently baseball thinks it builds character by virtue of its very existence, and cures people who lack it. It doesn’t. It makes money convincing people that a stick and a ball are more fun to watch than Meet The Press. It has embraced some chemical cheats and not others, some brigands and not others, and some malignant provocateurs. Baseball, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss about who it hires, enriches, or glorifies, and never ever has. If it lucks into an exemplar of nobility like Henry Aaron, it is perfectly happy to take credit for him years after the fact, and that’s about the end of it. Baseball didn’t give Henry Aaron character. Aaron gave character to baseball.

    But here’s the handy hint that makes it all work in the end: Baseball is reaping all it has sown. If the Hall of Fame is becoming less savory, it’s because it started that way with Ty Cobb. All the complaints about Hall of Fame voters are about the Hall itself, which wants to be a place of glorification of the sport while the day-to-day behaviors of the people who run the business of baseball are anything but. It’s the reason why the Hall of Fame can only be a museum. Those who decide who has acceptable character to win notice for playing this sport aren’t good enough to measure it, and if character is the reason for the Hall of Fame, a fair number of current enshrinees are about to be replaced by soda machines.

    So maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Maybe the whole trick is just to get people arguing about random names, on the faint hope that nostalgic arguments can be monetized. That, too, is the history of baseball, and there may as well be a museum for it. Maybe there should be a plaque which reads, “You’ll hate some of the people and events memorialized in here, and that’s fine. We have people who come in tonight and wipe your spit off the exhibits so we can open tomorrow. Buy a hat, and keep moving.” There isn’t much romance in that, true, but baseball started this honor-the-dishonorable thing decades ago, all the way down to celebrating how it eliminated the color line that it itself created. It’s rather like putting a tiara on a hagfish and pretending it’s Claire Foy.

    Who do you think should have gone in this year?

    Bonds and Clemens (and fuck the Nazi-adjacent con man.)

    I'm fine with standards that keep known PED users out. But even beyond that, keep them both out for the same reason Schilling is out: they suck as human beings.

    In any event, I don't think there was anyone on the ballot that needed to go in this year.

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    Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    Doesn't really matter. Baseball is dying and the people in charge of the sport don't seem to care as long as they can milk it while they are alive.

    Baseball is America's sport, in more ways than one.

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Congratulations, sportswriters, on screwing the pooch yet again:
    Eight years ago, on the most top-heavy Hall of Fame ballot in at least half a century, the BBWAA voters pitched a shutout, electing nobody in what was seen by some as a referendum on character, particularly as it pertained to candidates linked to the usage of performance-enhancing drugs. On Tuesday, the writers put up a zero again, capping another election cycle dominated by debates over the significance of the on-and off-field transgressions of candidates, and — for the first time since 2012 — lacking any obviously qualified newcomers to the ballot.

    Of the 401 ballots cast, a record 14 were blank. Whether those were done as protests against the notion that anybody from this ballot was worthy of enshrinement, or that in electing a record 22 candidates over the past seven years, standards had gotten too lax — those voters will have to answer that question themselves, if they haven’t already. Their ballots are included in the total, thus making it harder for anybody to reach 75%; had those voters instead made paper airplanes out of their ballots and flown them out the window (does anybody still do that?) the threshold for election would have fallen from 301 votes to 290.

    At this point, the folks in Cooperstown need to tell the BBWAA to fuck off, because if they aren't going to take the job seriously, then they shouldn't have it.

    Edit: Unsurprisingly, the Defector folks cuts to the chase:
    Draper singles out the character clause as the greatest problem some voters wrestle with and find most quarrelsome, and a lot of thoughtful ladies and gentlemen are considering opting out of the process entirely because of it. Apparently baseball thinks it builds character by virtue of its very existence, and cures people who lack it. It doesn’t. It makes money convincing people that a stick and a ball are more fun to watch than Meet The Press. It has embraced some chemical cheats and not others, some brigands and not others, and some malignant provocateurs. Baseball, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss about who it hires, enriches, or glorifies, and never ever has. If it lucks into an exemplar of nobility like Henry Aaron, it is perfectly happy to take credit for him years after the fact, and that’s about the end of it. Baseball didn’t give Henry Aaron character. Aaron gave character to baseball.

    But here’s the handy hint that makes it all work in the end: Baseball is reaping all it has sown. If the Hall of Fame is becoming less savory, it’s because it started that way with Ty Cobb. All the complaints about Hall of Fame voters are about the Hall itself, which wants to be a place of glorification of the sport while the day-to-day behaviors of the people who run the business of baseball are anything but. It’s the reason why the Hall of Fame can only be a museum. Those who decide who has acceptable character to win notice for playing this sport aren’t good enough to measure it, and if character is the reason for the Hall of Fame, a fair number of current enshrinees are about to be replaced by soda machines.

    So maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Maybe the whole trick is just to get people arguing about random names, on the faint hope that nostalgic arguments can be monetized. That, too, is the history of baseball, and there may as well be a museum for it. Maybe there should be a plaque which reads, “You’ll hate some of the people and events memorialized in here, and that’s fine. We have people who come in tonight and wipe your spit off the exhibits so we can open tomorrow. Buy a hat, and keep moving.” There isn’t much romance in that, true, but baseball started this honor-the-dishonorable thing decades ago, all the way down to celebrating how it eliminated the color line that it itself created. It’s rather like putting a tiara on a hagfish and pretending it’s Claire Foy.

    Who do you think should have gone in this year?

    Bonds and Clemens (and fuck the Nazi-adjacent con man.)

    I'm fine with standards that keep known PED users out. But even beyond that, keep them both out for the same reason Schilling is out: they suck as human beings.

    In any event, I don't think there was anyone on the ballot that needed to go in this year.

    So, when are we booting Ty Cobb out of the Hall, then?

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Congratulations, sportswriters, on screwing the pooch yet again:
    Eight years ago, on the most top-heavy Hall of Fame ballot in at least half a century, the BBWAA voters pitched a shutout, electing nobody in what was seen by some as a referendum on character, particularly as it pertained to candidates linked to the usage of performance-enhancing drugs. On Tuesday, the writers put up a zero again, capping another election cycle dominated by debates over the significance of the on-and off-field transgressions of candidates, and — for the first time since 2012 — lacking any obviously qualified newcomers to the ballot.

    Of the 401 ballots cast, a record 14 were blank. Whether those were done as protests against the notion that anybody from this ballot was worthy of enshrinement, or that in electing a record 22 candidates over the past seven years, standards had gotten too lax — those voters will have to answer that question themselves, if they haven’t already. Their ballots are included in the total, thus making it harder for anybody to reach 75%; had those voters instead made paper airplanes out of their ballots and flown them out the window (does anybody still do that?) the threshold for election would have fallen from 301 votes to 290.

    At this point, the folks in Cooperstown need to tell the BBWAA to fuck off, because if they aren't going to take the job seriously, then they shouldn't have it.

    Edit: Unsurprisingly, the Defector folks cuts to the chase:
    Draper singles out the character clause as the greatest problem some voters wrestle with and find most quarrelsome, and a lot of thoughtful ladies and gentlemen are considering opting out of the process entirely because of it. Apparently baseball thinks it builds character by virtue of its very existence, and cures people who lack it. It doesn’t. It makes money convincing people that a stick and a ball are more fun to watch than Meet The Press. It has embraced some chemical cheats and not others, some brigands and not others, and some malignant provocateurs. Baseball, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss about who it hires, enriches, or glorifies, and never ever has. If it lucks into an exemplar of nobility like Henry Aaron, it is perfectly happy to take credit for him years after the fact, and that’s about the end of it. Baseball didn’t give Henry Aaron character. Aaron gave character to baseball.

    But here’s the handy hint that makes it all work in the end: Baseball is reaping all it has sown. If the Hall of Fame is becoming less savory, it’s because it started that way with Ty Cobb. All the complaints about Hall of Fame voters are about the Hall itself, which wants to be a place of glorification of the sport while the day-to-day behaviors of the people who run the business of baseball are anything but. It’s the reason why the Hall of Fame can only be a museum. Those who decide who has acceptable character to win notice for playing this sport aren’t good enough to measure it, and if character is the reason for the Hall of Fame, a fair number of current enshrinees are about to be replaced by soda machines.

    So maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Maybe the whole trick is just to get people arguing about random names, on the faint hope that nostalgic arguments can be monetized. That, too, is the history of baseball, and there may as well be a museum for it. Maybe there should be a plaque which reads, “You’ll hate some of the people and events memorialized in here, and that’s fine. We have people who come in tonight and wipe your spit off the exhibits so we can open tomorrow. Buy a hat, and keep moving.” There isn’t much romance in that, true, but baseball started this honor-the-dishonorable thing decades ago, all the way down to celebrating how it eliminated the color line that it itself created. It’s rather like putting a tiara on a hagfish and pretending it’s Claire Foy.

    Who do you think should have gone in this year?

    Bonds and Clemens (and fuck the Nazi-adjacent con man.)

    I'm fine with standards that keep known PED users out. But even beyond that, keep them both out for the same reason Schilling is out: they suck as human beings.

    In any event, I don't think there was anyone on the ballot that needed to go in this year.

    So, when are we booting Ty Cobb out of the Hall, then?

    I'm fine with acknowledging that standards have changed, and are better now than they used to be.

    "Ty Cobb's in there, so this piece of shit should be too" is not a very compelling argument.

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    ElvenshaeElvenshae Registered User regular
    edited January 2021
    Ignore the video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44bNOEUrYk0&feature=emb_logo

    ED: Switched to better recording.

    Elvenshae on
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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    I have long held the belief they should build a separate wing dubbed "The Hall of Assholes."

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    AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Congratulations, sportswriters, on screwing the pooch yet again:
    Eight years ago, on the most top-heavy Hall of Fame ballot in at least half a century, the BBWAA voters pitched a shutout, electing nobody in what was seen by some as a referendum on character, particularly as it pertained to candidates linked to the usage of performance-enhancing drugs. On Tuesday, the writers put up a zero again, capping another election cycle dominated by debates over the significance of the on-and off-field transgressions of candidates, and — for the first time since 2012 — lacking any obviously qualified newcomers to the ballot.

    Of the 401 ballots cast, a record 14 were blank. Whether those were done as protests against the notion that anybody from this ballot was worthy of enshrinement, or that in electing a record 22 candidates over the past seven years, standards had gotten too lax — those voters will have to answer that question themselves, if they haven’t already. Their ballots are included in the total, thus making it harder for anybody to reach 75%; had those voters instead made paper airplanes out of their ballots and flown them out the window (does anybody still do that?) the threshold for election would have fallen from 301 votes to 290.

    At this point, the folks in Cooperstown need to tell the BBWAA to fuck off, because if they aren't going to take the job seriously, then they shouldn't have it.

    Edit: Unsurprisingly, the Defector folks cuts to the chase:
    Draper singles out the character clause as the greatest problem some voters wrestle with and find most quarrelsome, and a lot of thoughtful ladies and gentlemen are considering opting out of the process entirely because of it. Apparently baseball thinks it builds character by virtue of its very existence, and cures people who lack it. It doesn’t. It makes money convincing people that a stick and a ball are more fun to watch than Meet The Press. It has embraced some chemical cheats and not others, some brigands and not others, and some malignant provocateurs. Baseball, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss about who it hires, enriches, or glorifies, and never ever has. If it lucks into an exemplar of nobility like Henry Aaron, it is perfectly happy to take credit for him years after the fact, and that’s about the end of it. Baseball didn’t give Henry Aaron character. Aaron gave character to baseball.

    But here’s the handy hint that makes it all work in the end: Baseball is reaping all it has sown. If the Hall of Fame is becoming less savory, it’s because it started that way with Ty Cobb. All the complaints about Hall of Fame voters are about the Hall itself, which wants to be a place of glorification of the sport while the day-to-day behaviors of the people who run the business of baseball are anything but. It’s the reason why the Hall of Fame can only be a museum. Those who decide who has acceptable character to win notice for playing this sport aren’t good enough to measure it, and if character is the reason for the Hall of Fame, a fair number of current enshrinees are about to be replaced by soda machines.

    So maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Maybe the whole trick is just to get people arguing about random names, on the faint hope that nostalgic arguments can be monetized. That, too, is the history of baseball, and there may as well be a museum for it. Maybe there should be a plaque which reads, “You’ll hate some of the people and events memorialized in here, and that’s fine. We have people who come in tonight and wipe your spit off the exhibits so we can open tomorrow. Buy a hat, and keep moving.” There isn’t much romance in that, true, but baseball started this honor-the-dishonorable thing decades ago, all the way down to celebrating how it eliminated the color line that it itself created. It’s rather like putting a tiara on a hagfish and pretending it’s Claire Foy.

    Who do you think should have gone in this year?

    Bonds and Clemens (and fuck the Nazi-adjacent con man.)

    I'm fine with standards that keep known PED users out. But even beyond that, keep them both out for the same reason Schilling is out: they suck as human beings.

    In any event, I don't think there was anyone on the ballot that needed to go in this year.

    So, when are we booting Ty Cobb out of the Hall, then?

    I'm fine with acknowledging that standards have changed, and are better now than they used to be.

    "Ty Cobb's in there, so this piece of shit should be too" is not a very compelling argument.

    And "The Hall of Fame should be about character as well as performance...as long as you ignore all the people already in it" is not a terribly compelling argument to me. If we're going to say that character is part of the HoF criteria, we should be committing to that and be prepared to start chucking a number of bronze plaques on the recycling heap. Otherwise we're just engaging in pointless inconsistent moralizing.

    XBL: Nox Aeternum / PSN: NoxAeternum / NN:NoxAeternum / Steam: noxaeternum
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    I have long held the belief they should build a separate wing dubbed "The Hall of Assholes."

    First 3 entrants Kennesaw Mountain Landis, Leo Durocher and the Georgia Peach.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Congratulations, sportswriters, on screwing the pooch yet again:
    Eight years ago, on the most top-heavy Hall of Fame ballot in at least half a century, the BBWAA voters pitched a shutout, electing nobody in what was seen by some as a referendum on character, particularly as it pertained to candidates linked to the usage of performance-enhancing drugs. On Tuesday, the writers put up a zero again, capping another election cycle dominated by debates over the significance of the on-and off-field transgressions of candidates, and — for the first time since 2012 — lacking any obviously qualified newcomers to the ballot.

    Of the 401 ballots cast, a record 14 were blank. Whether those were done as protests against the notion that anybody from this ballot was worthy of enshrinement, or that in electing a record 22 candidates over the past seven years, standards had gotten too lax — those voters will have to answer that question themselves, if they haven’t already. Their ballots are included in the total, thus making it harder for anybody to reach 75%; had those voters instead made paper airplanes out of their ballots and flown them out the window (does anybody still do that?) the threshold for election would have fallen from 301 votes to 290.

    At this point, the folks in Cooperstown need to tell the BBWAA to fuck off, because if they aren't going to take the job seriously, then they shouldn't have it.

    Edit: Unsurprisingly, the Defector folks cuts to the chase:
    Draper singles out the character clause as the greatest problem some voters wrestle with and find most quarrelsome, and a lot of thoughtful ladies and gentlemen are considering opting out of the process entirely because of it. Apparently baseball thinks it builds character by virtue of its very existence, and cures people who lack it. It doesn’t. It makes money convincing people that a stick and a ball are more fun to watch than Meet The Press. It has embraced some chemical cheats and not others, some brigands and not others, and some malignant provocateurs. Baseball, quite frankly, couldn’t give a toss about who it hires, enriches, or glorifies, and never ever has. If it lucks into an exemplar of nobility like Henry Aaron, it is perfectly happy to take credit for him years after the fact, and that’s about the end of it. Baseball didn’t give Henry Aaron character. Aaron gave character to baseball.

    But here’s the handy hint that makes it all work in the end: Baseball is reaping all it has sown. If the Hall of Fame is becoming less savory, it’s because it started that way with Ty Cobb. All the complaints about Hall of Fame voters are about the Hall itself, which wants to be a place of glorification of the sport while the day-to-day behaviors of the people who run the business of baseball are anything but. It’s the reason why the Hall of Fame can only be a museum. Those who decide who has acceptable character to win notice for playing this sport aren’t good enough to measure it, and if character is the reason for the Hall of Fame, a fair number of current enshrinees are about to be replaced by soda machines.

    So maybe it doesn’t matter at all. Maybe the whole trick is just to get people arguing about random names, on the faint hope that nostalgic arguments can be monetized. That, too, is the history of baseball, and there may as well be a museum for it. Maybe there should be a plaque which reads, “You’ll hate some of the people and events memorialized in here, and that’s fine. We have people who come in tonight and wipe your spit off the exhibits so we can open tomorrow. Buy a hat, and keep moving.” There isn’t much romance in that, true, but baseball started this honor-the-dishonorable thing decades ago, all the way down to celebrating how it eliminated the color line that it itself created. It’s rather like putting a tiara on a hagfish and pretending it’s Claire Foy.

    Who do you think should have gone in this year?

    Bonds and Clemens (and fuck the Nazi-adjacent con man.)

    I'm fine with standards that keep known PED users out. But even beyond that, keep them both out for the same reason Schilling is out: they suck as human beings.

    In any event, I don't think there was anyone on the ballot that needed to go in this year.

    So, when are we booting Ty Cobb out of the Hall, then?

    I'm fine with acknowledging that standards have changed, and are better now than they used to be.

    "Ty Cobb's in there, so this piece of shit should be too" is not a very compelling argument.

    And "The Hall of Fame should be about character as well as performance...as long as you ignore all the people already in it" is not a terribly compelling argument to me. If we're going to say that character is part of the HoF criteria, we should be committing to that and be prepared to start chucking a number of bronze plaques on the recycling heap. Otherwise we're just engaging in pointless inconsistent moralizing.

    Works for me. Chuck 'em.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    If you set the inning limit to 7 and he pitches hitless innings to the cap then its a no hitter.

    Also hi the mariners are hitting their suck and I'm playing the new MLB the Show game which mostly has me going "holy shit this guy is on this team? When the fuck did that happen?"

    Also Trevor May clearly slipped someone some money to be a better pitcher then like 90% of the mets roster.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    CarpyCarpy Registered User regular
    edited April 2021
    I wanna see someone throw a perfect game and lose because of the new extra innings runner rule.

    The heat off those takes could power a small city

    Carpy on
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