Blackhawk1313Demon Hunter for HireTime RiftRegistered Userregular
This exchange between my wife and I occurred last night...
Wife: Oh my gosh, did you hear that One Direction is breaking up?
Me: No, really?
Wife: Yeah, that's what I just read, apparently to pursue solo projects.
Me: So you mean they are... "going in different directions?"
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A lot of money is tainted --
'taint yours and 'taint mine.
Go for the juggler.
And people always tell me it's nacho cheese.
Because E equals MC squared.
Yeah, I guess if you're not watching the Kai series.
Wow, that's pretty fawny.
I think you should ruminant a little more over these puns
Ung, u late it on a little thick there.
I'd like to continue this line of puns, but the buck stops here.
Just as well, I've racked my brains but cudn't think of any more
Oh Deer.
We've hit peak deer pun so quickly?
Say it aint doe.
Ten points for that one.
Q: What city has the largest rodent population?
A: Hamsterdam.
Wasn't this also a punchline in the Burger joke book?
A fine line by Mark Twain...
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
https://youtu.be/7T2oje4cYxw
https://youtu.be/Wr76WikS6o8
Work:
It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
So we know what day the writer googled next month's jokes.
Wow, that one really scaled new heights.
I'm going to mail it to everyone I know.
Wife: Oh my gosh, did you hear that One Direction is breaking up?
Me: No, really?
Wife: Yeah, that's what I just read, apparently to pursue solo projects.
Me: So you mean they are... "going in different directions?"
Better add a laughing Minion to it first.
*edit*
d'oh, ninja'd on the mail pun
Clearly I have been making good life decisions
This guy is my fucking hero.
More armor puns! Ours is a wit that cannot be quenched!