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In this thread we will provide you with updates on recent infractions and bans, at our leisure. As readers of fairytales and sci-fi, you are aware that everything given comes at a price. You are not to discuss these updates in any thread. Doing so will make you a subject of this thread. You are not free to speculate about any update or demand one before one of the mods takes the time to make an update. That is all.
Squeeze has earned an infraction for making an entire thread page to be and revolve around nothing. I am not a mind reader, and this is not your personal journal. If you have a clear point to make about something, you can do so here. If not, Twitter still exists.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
AngelHedgie's demonstrated inability to keep from steering threads into gross hyperbole land has earned him a jailing.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
SyphonBlue and Astale apparently forgot how to use their report buttons and opted to engage in off-topic bitching in a thread instead.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
3lwap0 and tinwhiskers found themselves unable to exercise tasteful restraint in the Baltimore thread.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
zakkiel posted a 2MB gif. Check your image sizes, guys. I seriously don't know how to be more clear about this.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
zagdrob and hsu have earned jailings for an inability to contribute usefully and topically without being shitty about other posters. Whoops! It's a classic boner.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
Vanguard was jailed for calling someone a name that was not "silly goose." Abdhyius, Enc, and iguanacus have all been jailed for posting/quoting giant gifs and gifvs.
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JacobkoshGamble a stamp.I can show you how to be a real man!Moderatormod
Nbsp has been banned for excessive consumption of Billy goats in his underbridge lair.
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cr0w gets a one week holiday for deciding that the appropriate response to an infraction is to be rude and abusive via PM.
He gets an additional week for not even bothering to be clever about it.
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Javen did not heed our warning that the subject was off-topic, and has earned himself an infraction.
Squeeze was banned on points for replying with an even more useless image and then being wildly shitty to everyone within arm's reach.
He gets an additional week for not even bothering to be clever about it.