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Soccer Ball 15: The Zurich Job

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    If I'd have known for certain tonight's games was in Frisco, I'd have tried to go.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    I caught a 30 min highlight package of the nyc v nyrb game last night. It was glorious.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Australia playing England tonight for the first time since 2003. May as well get one last post of the 03 highlights in. Not likely to see a repeat.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiO6cK4XUuI

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Nice to see Jose take over at United. Hopefully he's had time to get his shopping list in order for between the Euros and preseason.

  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    Nice to see Jose take over at United. Hopefully he's had time to get his shopping list in order for between the Euros and preseason.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    It'll be a good three years, I'm sure.

    Then Pep becomes available.

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  • oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    It'll be a good three years, I'm sure.

    Then Pep becomes available.

    To be fair, the next two years will be pretty great. The last one? Not so much.

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Good result for Ireland.

    Also delighted for Rashford

    Good day of football

  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Screw you Pepe!

  • Maz-Maz- 飛べ Registered User regular
    honovere wrote: »
    Screw you Pepe!

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    Maz- wrote: »

    And that was the second time Pepe tried to pull that shit.

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    FIFA, I love you!
    The spectacular scale of greed at the top of Fifa was revealed on Friday when lawyers said that three high-ranking former officials – Sepp Blatter, Jérôme Valcke and Markus Kattner – had secretly given themselves pay rises and massive World Cup bonuses totalling 79m Swiss francs (£55m).

    The lawyers acting for Fifa said the contracted payments were made during the officials’ last five years in office. They appeared to violate Swiss law. Evidence will now be given to the US justice department and to Swiss federal prosecutors who are investigating the financial scandal engulfing the world football body.

    “The evidence appears to reveal a coordinated effort by three former top officials of Fifa to enrich themselves through annual salary increases, World Cup bonuses and other incentives totalling more than 79m Swiss francs in just the last five years,” said Bill Burck of Quinn Emanuel, the US law firm retained by Fifa during its corruption crisis.

    Fifa revealed details of the contracts of its former president Blatter, former secretary general Valcke and former finance director Kattner one day after police raided its offices to seize evidence for the Swiss investigation. It is understood Blatter received £23.3m, Valcke £22.9m and Kattner £9.5m.


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    In a statement, Blatter’s US-based lawyer said on Friday the former Fifa chief’s compensation payments were “proper, fair and in line with the heads of major professional sports leagues around the world”.

    The secret payments are another lurid episode from a Blatter era now synonymous with venality. They come at a time when Fifa’s new president, Gianni Infantino, is scrambling to show his administration marks a fresh start for an organisation mired in scandal from the grubby regime run by his predecessor.

    Infantino’s reformist credentials were dented in April when he appeared in the Panama Papers leak. This week the German newspaper Die Welt reported he had ordered the destruction of the minutes of a Fifa executive committee meeting, a claim Infantino denied.

    On Friday Fifa gave details for the first time of the “tens of millions of dollars” paid to the three individuals. Fifa said documents seized in the raid “raised serious questions about the way a series of problematic contract amendments ... were approved”.

    It said: “These amendments resulted in massive payouts – amounting to tens of millions of dollars – to the former Fifa officials in the form of salaries and bonuses between the years 2011 and 2015.”

    Put together, the new documents and evidence appeared to reveal “a coordinated effort” by the top officials to enrich themselves, Fifa said. Several of the amendments to contracts which came into effect on the same day were described as “very ominous”.

    They included new eight-and-a-half year contract extensions given to both Valcke and Kattner, shortly before Fifa’s May 2011 presidential election. At the time it was unclear if Blatter would be re-elected or his rival Mohamed bin Hammam would get the job.

    Their contracts were extended until 2019, with “big increases in base salaries and bonuses” and guaranteed severance payments. They amounted to 17.5m Swiss francs (£12.2m) and 9.8m Swiss francs to Valcke and Kattner respectively in the case that their contracts were terminated, which was likely if Blatter lost.

    Fifa also agreed to pay all their legal fees. These arrangements probably violated Swiss law, Fifa said.

    Additionally, the three officials pocketed 23m Swiss francs as “special bonuses” awarded four months after the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. The bonuses were given even though they were not mentioned in any contract.

    Valcke and Kattner received a further 14m Swiss francs in bonuses for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. They got another payment of 15.5m Swiss francs in June 2014 for the controversial 2018 World Cup in Russia.

    Fifa highlighted a profound conflict of interest at the heart of world football. It noted that “the people who signed the contracts were in principle also the ones that approved them”. Kattner and other officials simply instructed Fifa’s payroll and HR departments “how much should be paid out and to whom”. These departments reported directly to Kattner.


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    Even more astonishing, the committee made another controversial payment to Kattner, days after the US Department of Justice arrested several top Fifa officials at the Baur-au-Lac hotel in Zurich. The high-profile raid in May 2015 – which saw suspects bundled out of the hotel, screened by a blanket – came two days before Fifa’s presidential election.

    Blatter was duly re-elected. The following day the committee met and gave Kattner an additional four-year extension on his contract, pushing his leave date from 2019 to the end of 2023. That meant that if he was dismissed from Fifa, Kattner would pocket eight years of future salary and bonus payments worth 9m Swiss francs (£6.3m).

    With dry understatement, Fifa said that the timing of the deal was “noteworthy”, against a high-profile backdrop of “widespread fraud and corruption”.

    What do you expect from an organisation that literally has two giant balls in its logo?

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  • oldmankenoldmanken Registered User regular
    Well then:



    I'm not entirely sure how I feel about it, if it happens.

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
  • PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    US Colombia tonight to open the Copa America

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    edited June 2016
    I saw somewhere recently a write-up about reasons why the US drew horribly in their recent friendlies, including in Kansas City where they've normally done extremely well.

    The conclusion seems to be that charging too much money for inconsequential games against teams people don't care about isn't the best idea. This wasn't what I read, but same conclusion for why WC qualifier attendance is so poor. They're being greedy with the ticket prices.

    Meanwhile, the women played to a sold out stadium last night. I expect tickets were far less expensive.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Fox Sports 1? Fuuuuuuck me.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Fox Sports 1? Fuuuuuuck me.
    Elki wrote: »
    Fox Sports 1? Fuuuuuuck me.

    Don't worry. I have a sense Klinsmann is going to be too stupid to start Darlington Nagbe, in which case the game is going to be boring until Darlington is subbed on.

    Also I didn't realize until this week the game is being played right next to my mom's house. Coulda doubled up the trip home with international soccer, but alas I suck at planning.

    So anyway, find that Russian stream...

  • tsmvengytsmvengy Registered User regular
    Game starts at 9:30?! Fuuuuuuuck that, I'm old.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    And on a night they don't have to compete with the NBA or NHL. In the Bay Area.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    What did I mi-

    Oh.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Not sure what Bein commentator is on about. Looked clearly off the hand to me.

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  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    Fuck it, I'm voting for Trump.

  • The Green Eyed MonsterThe Green Eyed Monster i blame hip hop Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Not sure what Bein commentator is on about. Looked clearly off the hand to me.

    Are you hearing Brad Friedel? Or someone else.

    Friedel is going embarrassingly homer in trying to talk himself out of an obvious hand ball. I have a feeling Alexi Lalas is about to be worse.

  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    I'm watching on Univision.

    I feel they're much more informative.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited June 2016
    evilbob wrote: »
    Not sure what Bein commentator is on about. Looked clearly off the hand to me.

    Are you hearing Brad Friedel? Or someone else.

    Friedel is going embarrassingly homer in trying to talk himself out of an obvious hand ball. I have a feeling Alexi Lalas is about to be worse.

    Someone else I think. Not sure who it is.

    edit: he was trying to claim it as having come of the shoulder despite it deflecting downward and his hand recoiling from the contact.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Who're you going to believe? Him or your lyin' eyes?

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    I see the US gameplan is to go to ground as often as possible.

    Bold strategy, Cotton.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Fox Sports 1? Fuuuuuuck me.
    Elki wrote: »
    Fox Sports 1? Fuuuuuuck me.

    Don't worry. I have a sense Klinsmann is going to be too stupid to start Darlington Nagbe, in which case the game is going to be boring until Darlington is subbed on.

    Also I didn't realize until this week the game is being played right next to my mom's house. Coulda doubled up the trip home with international soccer, but alas I suck at planning.

    So anyway, find that Russian stream...

    At the 65th minute!

    I am in the business of saving lives.
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    No! Fuck you production crew! I don't need to see a guy get his shoulder popped back in.

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  • MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I thought that was hyperbole, @evilbob, but Holy Shit - yes that is what is happening.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Good high pressing by USA but I'm not even sure it's necessary. Some of Colombia's play in their defensive third is verging on suicidal.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Australia beat Greece 1-0 in the first of two friendlies. Absolutely dominated the game but took until the 93rd to score. Really not good enough in the final third.

    Gonna be interesting to see what happens keeper-wise for Greece in the second. They only brought two keepers over with them and one cracked some ribs this game.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Uruguay are losing which is always fun. 1-0 down and had a player sent off just before ht.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    That was pretty.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Cracking header to equalize.

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  • Santa ClaustrophobiaSanta Claustrophobia Ho Ho Ho Disconnecting from Xbox LIVERegistered User regular
    Mexico pissed away that last chance. Not that it matters.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Uruguay doing their best to get half of their team suspended.

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  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    Panama leading 1-0. Loving this tournament. Waking up to football every morning is great.

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