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[Phalla] Phallafly - The End, Village - and half the Mafia - Victory

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Welp

    Awesome

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Nope, you're not wanted. And neither was ZH. But EVERYONE else was.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular

  • JPantsJPants Registered User regular
    There has to have been an Archer phalla, right?

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    so what happens now? a bunch of alliance informants got to retire while everyone else is captured by the alliance ?

  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Well I don't think they'd capture the people without warrants.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Hilariously, maybe.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Most importantly the village got the win

  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    JPants wrote: »
    There has to have been an Archer phalla, right?
    yup

    daniant ran one awhile back

  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    It didn't even occur to me to throw stuff off the ship.

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    It still shows me and wash as being wanted on today's bulletin. So I'm going to call this not completely my bad since you knew who we were :p

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Also I listed as worst case scenario I would go to jail!

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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Worst Case Scenario: Fake ID holder gets arrested and we fail to break out Zoe.
    Slightly less Worse: Fail to break out Zoe.
    Best Case: Freedom!

    If we have the cash to spare - I'm willing to give it a go.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    but @Gizzy , you get to pick up a chance card!
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Gizzy aint no Han Solo apparently

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    She's Chewbacca ,obviously.

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    Gizzy
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    I'm Jar Jar

    :(

  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    It still shows me and wash as being wanted on today's bulletin. So I'm going to call this not completely my bad since you knew who we were :p

    Oh I'm just giving you a hard time. No big deal really. Either way we all won. Now is just the cherry on top.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
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  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    Contact: "John Darksun"
    Name: Rescue Zoë
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fake ID, Transport
    Task: Misbehave x3 on Osiris, White Sun to get to Zoë. Pay $3600 to get access to the prisoner and escape.
    Payout: none

    ObiFett (YoSafBridge), Cantide (The Patron), Egos (Corbin), Gizzy (The Fixer), Wash (Stitch)
    SURPRISE GUEST STAR: TheRoadVirus (Jubal Early)

    Gear: YoSafBridge - Dobson's Vector Pistol, 4WD Mule. The Patron - "Bona Fide" Credentials.
    Crew Skills: Fight x5, Tech x5, Negotiate x7

    You Worked Rescue Zoë.
    Fake ID? The Patron ("Bona Fide" Credentials), The Fixer (Shady Connections) - check.
    Transport? YoSafBridge (4WD Mule) - check.

    Misbehave:
    1. Gun Play. My Guns Will Do the Talkin'. Fight Skill Check, Difficulty 7.

    Geth, roll 1d6+5 for Fight Skill Check

    Fight Skill Check:
    1d6+5 7 [1d6=2]

  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    1. Gun Play. My Guns Will Do the Talkin'. Fight Skill Check, Difficulty 7. 1d6+5=7, Proceed.
    2. Denied Docking Rights. FAKE ID -> Proceed.
    3. A Little Job on the Side.

    1 - Profitable Detour. Tech Skill Test, Difficulty 7. 1-6, Attempt Botched. 7+, take $1500 and Proceed.
    2 - Stay on Target... Proceed.

    @ObiFett You're the Captain. Will you take the Profitable Detour, or Stay on Target?

    jdarksun on
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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Total Goober Registered User regular
    Oh, I might have company soon :D

    Time to put on some tea and tell the bookclub. Maybe put out a center piece in the living room.

    What? Yes, my cell has a living room. It is heaven here Idk why ya'll trying to break me out!

    Gizzy
  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    What does stay on target mean?

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Also whats our tech skill at?

  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    What does stay on target mean?
    It means you ignore the opportunity to make even more money, and just get on with the Job.

    If you get the $1500, it puts you over $10k FYI. ;)
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Also whats our tech skill at?
    5, anything other than a 1 succeeds.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    I gave up fame and money already to do this. So let's stay on target.

  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    wait a min .. tight on money eh?
    someone has a secret wincon!

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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Total Goober Registered User regular
    *wails out sick harmonica tunes*

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Nah, I just also had the chance to ya know, turn you and wash in for your bounties and then retire the most successful bounty hunter.

    But my heart grew three sizes and I'm helping.

  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Technically nope :p One at a time bounties, remember?

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  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    You Worked Rescue Zoë.
    Fake ID? The Patron ("Bona Fide" Credentials), The Fixer (Shady Connections) - check.
    Transport? YoSafBridge (4WD Mule) - check.

    Misbehave:
    1. Gun Play. My Guns Will Do the Talkin'. Fight Skill Check, Difficulty 7. 1d6+5=7, Proceed.
    2. Denied Docking Rights. FAKE ID -> Proceed.
    3. A Little Job on the Side. Stay on Target... Proceed.
    Success!

    You rescued Zoë!

    Buddha73kime
  • jdarksunjdarksun Scion of Chaos Registered User regular
    The End

    Harken sat at his desk on Osiris, contemplating the last week. Never before had he seen such a flurry of activity, and writing the paperwork for it had been exhausting. The Alliance officer got up, stretched, and walked to the small kitchenette at the far end of the office for a fresh cup of coffee. He took a sip, then walked back to the desk and sat down. Harken picked up his report, and read the executive briefing one last time.
    Pacification of Border Space
    Activities Report, excerpts
    The Informant program was largely successful at removing criminal elements from Border Space and stabilizing the region. I hesitate to call the Bounties program an outright failure, but it only yielded two captures. Granted, this was because the majority of the Bounties - ten of the fifteen targets - were killed outright. Though just three open Bounties remained open at the end of the trial period, it is difficult to call a 13% capture rate successful.

    Regarding the Pax error, we believe the situation is under control. No sightings have occurred in the last two days, and the briefing documentation tells us that they would have acted if they were still active. The Informant program were the ones who caught the forerunner, which prevented the situation from growing out of control. For that reason alone, we could consider the program a success.

    Overall, it has been incredibly cost-effective. The criminal element sought to pacify the traitors among with credits and platinum them instead of taking vengeance or other illegal activities. The crime rate precipitously, and it is our estimate that the new lows are stable. Furthermore, the informant’s information led to the resolution of six warrants - a record for the time period in this region of space.

    The attached graphs show…

    Harken put the report back down, and rubbed his face. He got up, and wandered to the window overlooking Capital City. Though the program had been an unabashed success, it felt wrong to him. Half had been killed in the line of duty. True, they were criminals to begin with, and what risk was it to the Alliance if criminals would turn on each other? But the other half had done their jobs, did their time, and retired. They were sipping fine liquors on private islands, floating above Bellerophon. Was that justice? Or should they have gone to jail with their criminal associates? His report also carefully stepped around the fact that earlier in the day, one of the prisoners had escaped as part of a daring jail break. Here, on Osiris, not ten kilometers from where he now stood.

    Without reading the report again, he sent it. It wasn’t up to him, anymore. His superiors would examine it and make a judgement. They would tell him if a program like this should be run again - or if the experiment was interesting, but overall not what they were looking for.

    Harken wondered which it would be.


    THE VICTORIOUS LIVING
    Buddha73 - The Bandit, Mason
    TheRoadVirus - Jubal Early, Seer
    Egos - Corbin, Vigilante
    Cantide - The Patron, Spacer
    Gizzy - The Fixer, Spacer
    JusticeforPluto - Zoë, Spacer, rescued!
    ObiFett - YoSafBridge, Spacer
    Wash - Stitch, Spacer

    THE VICTORIOUS RETIRED
    Zombie Hero - The Guardian, Alliance Informant
    Garick - Wash, Alliance Informant
    JPants - Helen, Alliance Informant
    Sepah - Elder Gommen, Alliance Informant

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Well it would have hinged on jdark giving me two turns.

    I'd use the crew to subdue Wash and then go turn you in, kicking off everyone but wash. Then I'd be able to turn wash in the next turn no matter what and then retire.

    Those were actually my orders if we couldn't use the transport that Jpants left me.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Gratz all! That was fun!

  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I would like to mention that I didn't get what YoSafBridge meant in the show was until I played this game and saw it spelled out.

    Baidol on
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  • GizzyGizzy <- girl PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Ugh .. you really were just screwing with my head over the contraband thing!!

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    Well I felt completely powerless as a vanillager in a small ship that game.
    Thanks for hosting jdarksun.

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    WHOOOOOOO STARWHAL!!
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  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    This was fun! I really apologize to folks about my lack of activity. I was on a trip with the family and my phone was usually quite a ways away from me most of the time.

    Thanks for running jdark!

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