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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Thank god that when butts get pregnant most guys don't realize and they poop out the baby, wipe and flush. I can't afford child support.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    The situation is so comically awkward it sounds like something out of a badly written sitcom.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Guys we need to tone down the conversations about casual sex, Cinders has that market covered
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Thank god that when butts get pregnant most guys don't realize and they poop out the baby, wipe and flush. I can't afford child support.

    Oh my god

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.
    now you're getting it!

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.

    This isn't Wall Street.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.

    no the payoff doesn't come until the morning after when you on purpose don't get any hint at all that maybe you should leave soon

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    If there's one thing I learned from A Beautiful Mind, it is that game theory should be applied to everything, especially casual sex

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.

    i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

    My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.

    morning after pills exist should there be an accident

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    TehSloth wrote: »
    oh god, the end of this game

    FUCK GOD YES

    what is game?

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    I genuinely like girl and want to be in a long term relationship with her.

    I'm looking forward to that being an option, probably around August or so.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tav, normally I'd think it's a distance thing but you said 'publicly'

    Either someone lives with parents who won't allow them to date or dis lady cheatin?!

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.

    i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

    My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.

    morning after pills exist should there be an accident

    Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.

    Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    which brings the chances down to... a very low number.

    The chance of unprotected sex leading to pregnancy is about 2.5%

    then divide and divide and divide by the chances of every contraceptive in play failing

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    ok i am srsly bed but remember

    sweg

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav, normally I'd think it's a distance thing but you said 'publicly'

    Either someone lives with parents who won't allow them to date or dis lady cheatin?!

    I don't wanna post too many details, but she is living in a house with her ex until their lease is up. I've known the ex since before they started going out and we share mutual friends. Him finding out about us would make her living situation super shitty.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.

    i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

    My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.

    morning after pills exist should there be an accident

    Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.

    Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.

    this is uh

    this is not my strategy

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    god this schmoyoho/jontron remix is da greetest.

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.

    i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

    My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.

    morning after pills exist should there be an accident

    Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.

    Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.

    this is uh

    this is not my strategy

    Women too often talk about how nice it would be to have children with long dark eyelashes like mine.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Guys we need to tone down the conversations about casual sex, Cinders has that market covered

    But Cinders isn't here anymore.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav, normally I'd think it's a distance thing but you said 'publicly'

    Either someone lives with parents who won't allow them to date or dis lady cheatin?!

    I don't wanna post too many details, but she is living in a house with her ex until their lease is up. I've known the ex since before they started going out and we share mutual friends. Him finding out about us would make her living situation super shitty.

    alright i'll get rid of him

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    which brings the chances down to... a very low number.

    The chance of unprotected sex leading to pregnancy is about 2.5%

    then divide and divide and divide by the chances of every contraceptive in play failing

    wow i had no idea it was so low for normal people

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Oh duh. I missed the joke. >.<

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.

    i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE

    My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.

    morning after pills exist should there be an accident

    Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.

    Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.

    this is uh

    this is not my strategy

    Women too often talk about how nice it would be to have children with long dark eyelashes like mine.

    It's true, natural long dark eyelashes are pretty great. My sister keeps stating her jealousy of mine.

    Then again if I got the blonde hair and she the dark I think I'd be worse off than she is now.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Don't call me out tonight I just don't wanna be in exile right now! I will get back to it tomorrow! >:(

    Neco on
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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.

    no the payoff doesn't come until the morning after when you on purpose don't get any hint at all that maybe you should leave soon

    But you could be sneaking out of someone else's window after having sexed them but not satisfied them by morning instead if you followed my plan. Conserve energy by doing the least possible for each partner and maximize partner numbers. That is how you win casual sex, right?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I wonder if some of the linkin park DBZ synergy comes from the fact that Chester kind of sounds like Goku's voice actor.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Tav, normally I'd think it's a distance thing but you said 'publicly'

    Either someone lives with parents who won't allow them to date or dis lady cheatin?!

    I don't wanna post too many details, but she is living in a house with her ex until their lease is up. I've known the ex since before they started going out and we share mutual friends. Him finding out about us would make her living situation super shitty.

    alright i'll get rid of him

    Please do. It is going to be a long two months.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    I wonder if some of the linkin park DBZ synergy comes from the fact that Chester kind of sounds like Goku's voice actor.

    why do you know this man's name

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Don't call me out tonight I just don't wanna be in exile right now! I will get back to it tomorrow! >:(

    everything ok?

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    which brings the chances down to... a very low number.

    The chance of unprotected sex leading to pregnancy is about 2.5%

    then divide and divide and divide by the chances of every contraceptive in play failing

    wow i had no idea it was so low for normal people

    being on a random day of the cycle there's a lot of opportunities where there's 0% chance

    people just aren't very fertile. After a year of unprotected sex only 85% are pregnant.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    (which is a better number than the 2.5% since that's a little trickier to calculate)

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I wonder if some of the linkin park DBZ synergy comes from the fact that Chester kind of sounds like Goku's voice actor.

    why do you know this man's name

    DK has has encyclopedic knowledge of all men who kind of sound like Goku.

    It's uncanny.

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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    First date! Went wonderfully! She's really cute! Another date Sunday!

    :D:D:D

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.

    no the payoff doesn't come until the morning after when you on purpose don't get any hint at all that maybe you should leave soon

    But you could be sneaking out of someone else's window after having sexed them but not satisfied them by morning instead if you followed my plan. Conserve energy by doing the least possible for each partner and maximize partner numbers. That is how you win casual sex, right?

    my plan has the possibility of being grudgingly given breakfast and some coffee

    maximizing awkwardness is like a score multiplier

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    I wonder if some of the linkin park DBZ synergy comes from the fact that Chester kind of sounds like Goku's voice actor.

    why do you know this man's name

    look at this motherfucker acting like he never listened to any linkin park

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    which brings the chances down to... a very low number.

    The chance of unprotected sex leading to pregnancy is about 2.5%

    then divide and divide and divide by the chances of every contraceptive in play failing

    wow i had no idea it was so low for normal people

    being on a random day of the cycle there's a lot of opportunities where there's 0% chance

    people just aren't very fertile. After a year of unprotected sex only 85% are pregnant.

    the one time I had unprotected sex in high school I got a girl pregnant

    then I got my wife pregnant in college while she was on the shot

    then all 3 kids were conceived within one menstrual cycle

    shark sperm can swim I guess

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Man I made that film strip joke and then went "Huh I wonder if anyone is selling old film strips on ebay" and oh my god there are so many and they're so cheap, I could relive film strip day in 3rd grade for next to nothing.

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