I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.
I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.
I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.
no the payoff doesn't come until the morning after when you on purpose don't get any hint at all that maybe you should leave soon
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
If there's one thing I learned from A Beautiful Mind, it is that game theory should be applied to everything, especially casual sex
the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.
i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.
morning after pills exist should there be an accident
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Apothe0sisHave you ever questioned the nature of your reality?Registered Userregular
the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.
i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.
morning after pills exist should there be an accident
Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.
Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Tav, normally I'd think it's a distance thing but you said 'publicly'
Either someone lives with parents who won't allow them to date or dis lady cheatin?!
I don't wanna post too many details, but she is living in a house with her ex until their lease is up. I've known the ex since before they started going out and we share mutual friends. Him finding out about us would make her living situation super shitty.
the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.
i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.
morning after pills exist should there be an accident
Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.
Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.
the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.
i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.
morning after pills exist should there be an accident
Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.
Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.
this is uh
this is not my strategy
Women too often talk about how nice it would be to have children with long dark eyelashes like mine.
Tav, normally I'd think it's a distance thing but you said 'publicly'
Either someone lives with parents who won't allow them to date or dis lady cheatin?!
I don't wanna post too many details, but she is living in a house with her ex until their lease is up. I've known the ex since before they started going out and we share mutual friends. Him finding out about us would make her living situation super shitty.
alright i'll get rid of him
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
the thought of casual sex gives me anxiety attacks.
i want to enjoy and/or be able to have at it, but all i can think about is.. what if this is the 0.01% of the time this brand's condom fails, and this person wasn't 100% honest with me. OH GOD THIS SEX ISN'T 5-NINES GUARANTEED; I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
My general thought is to never sleep with someone I couldn't handle raising a child with if all the things happen.
morning after pills exist should there be an accident
Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.
Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.
this is uh
this is not my strategy
Women too often talk about how nice it would be to have children with long dark eyelashes like mine.
It's true, natural long dark eyelashes are pretty great. My sister keeps stating her jealousy of mine.
Then again if I got the blonde hair and she the dark I think I'd be worse off than she is now.
I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.
no the payoff doesn't come until the morning after when you on purpose don't get any hint at all that maybe you should leave soon
But you could be sneaking out of someone else's window after having sexed them but not satisfied them by morning instead if you followed my plan. Conserve energy by doing the least possible for each partner and maximize partner numbers. That is how you win casual sex, right?
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
I wonder if some of the linkin park DBZ synergy comes from the fact that Chester kind of sounds like Goku's voice actor.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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TavIrish Minister for DefenceRegistered Userregular
Tav, normally I'd think it's a distance thing but you said 'publicly'
Either someone lives with parents who won't allow them to date or dis lady cheatin?!
I don't wanna post too many details, but she is living in a house with her ex until their lease is up. I've known the ex since before they started going out and we share mutual friends. Him finding out about us would make her living situation super shitty.
I would think the optimum strategy for casual sex is to put in the bare minimum effort that allows you to do the things you want to, and then being done and jumping out the window or running out the door without helping the other person finish.
no the payoff doesn't come until the morning after when you on purpose don't get any hint at all that maybe you should leave soon
But you could be sneaking out of someone else's window after having sexed them but not satisfied them by morning instead if you followed my plan. Conserve energy by doing the least possible for each partner and maximize partner numbers. That is how you win casual sex, right?
my plan has the possibility of being grudgingly given breakfast and some coffee
maximizing awkwardness is like a score multiplier
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Man I made that film strip joke and then went "Huh I wonder if anyone is selling old film strips on ebay" and oh my god there are so many and they're so cheap, I could relive film strip day in 3rd grade for next to nothing.
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Oh my god
This isn't Wall Street.
no the payoff doesn't come until the morning after when you on purpose don't get any hint at all that maybe you should leave soon
morning after pills exist should there be an accident
what is game?
I'm looking forward to that being an option, probably around August or so.
Either someone lives with parents who won't allow them to date or dis lady cheatin?!
Not everyone will use those, though, and stuff happens.
Also it relates to the degree of attraction and respect. If I think a woman is so super rad as a person that being stuck with them doesn't sound like a bad fate then I know I'm not going to be going "Oh god why did I do that" the next day.
The chance of unprotected sex leading to pregnancy is about 2.5%
then divide and divide and divide by the chances of every contraceptive in play failing
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I don't wanna post too many details, but she is living in a house with her ex until their lease is up. I've known the ex since before they started going out and we share mutual friends. Him finding out about us would make her living situation super shitty.
this is uh
this is not my strategy
Women too often talk about how nice it would be to have children with long dark eyelashes like mine.
But Cinders isn't here anymore.
alright i'll get rid of him
wow i had no idea it was so low for normal people
It's true, natural long dark eyelashes are pretty great. My sister keeps stating her jealousy of mine.
Then again if I got the blonde hair and she the dark I think I'd be worse off than she is now.
But you could be sneaking out of someone else's window after having sexed them but not satisfied them by morning instead if you followed my plan. Conserve energy by doing the least possible for each partner and maximize partner numbers. That is how you win casual sex, right?
Please do. It is going to be a long two months.
why do you know this man's name
everything ok?
being on a random day of the cycle there's a lot of opportunities where there's 0% chance
people just aren't very fertile. After a year of unprotected sex only 85% are pregnant.
DK has has encyclopedic knowledge of all men who kind of sound like Goku.
It's uncanny.
my plan has the possibility of being grudgingly given breakfast and some coffee
maximizing awkwardness is like a score multiplier
look at this motherfucker acting like he never listened to any linkin park
the one time I had unprotected sex in high school I got a girl pregnant
then I got my wife pregnant in college while she was on the shot
then all 3 kids were conceived within one menstrual cycle
shark sperm can swim I guess