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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    DDS blew all my minds, oh this is just a JRPG

    Hmm, being bandits is sort of ...morally ambiguous, but the game hasn't seemed to notice. Oh Japan -> what the Sam hell, this is not what I expected

    Apothe0sis on
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I think they already said they weren't showing Zelda.

    Do you think plain, direct, honest talk like "we aren't going to be showing Zelda at E3 this year" can get in the way of the Internet rumor and hype train?

    TBH, Square said they were never going to remake FF7 so stop asking them about it.

    Yeah but square fucked up earlier this year and a crowd almost turned on the presenter at a press event. There was booing followed by incredibly uncomfortable icy silence. At this point they're remaking FF7 for the safety of Square employees and their families.

    what did they do?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    my lol friend is having a breakdown because hes gay and his dad is a deacon who constantly verbally abuses him and he can't bring himself to just tell his dad and his church to fuck off and oh god the more I hear about rural Texas the more I dislike it

    Arent deacons elected? Just have him tell his father he'ill ruin the next election if he doesnt leave him alone.

    his dad's church thinks he needs to be "fixed", they think he's mentally ill and idk if he is or not but from what he's describing it sounds like his dad is the bad guy in a movie

    As terrible as it is, it's probably entirely "do this or you're fired" sort of scenario. Having your family destitute makes you do some terrible things.

    nah unless I'm being told lies the guy's a horrible person

    I actually heard his dad in the background on curse cussing his mom out and calling her a whore the other day

    Ah he's already snorting his own farts.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    HerrCronHerrCron It that wickedly supports taxation Registered User regular
    Yo Nintendo, Mario Maker is cool and all but what about a main series 3D Mario game in the tradition of Mario 64 and Galaxy? It's been a long time...

    I am playing Galaxy 2 at the moment.
    Unffff, such a good game.

    Honestly, they could turn to me at the end of the game and go "got all 120 stars, eh? Here's 120 more to get, bitch!" And I would just say thank you.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I saw a FFVII guide that had pictures for all the items and descriptions on little cards as art throughout

    They should have that in the remake

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I saw a FFVII guide that had pictures for all the items and descriptions on little cards as art throughout

    They should have that in the remake

    Basically, I want a picture of the cute panties, sexy lingerie and orthopaedic underwear squeenix

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i am walking back to house from train station, observe harassed looking korean mother with small babby in pram

    he throws his juice sippy thing on the ground

    i pick it up for her and return it and she thanks me and gives it back to small person

    he then immediately throws it at ground again, to his mothers anguished cries of CEDRIC

    but this time i am ready and i catch it and she looks at me in horror

    "he thinks its a game now," she says mournfully. "its best if u just give it back and ignore him"

    so i stride off purposefully and hear only the sound of the juicecup striking the pavement behind me

    cedric-kun...

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I bought the FF12 guide just because it was gorgeous

    I wish I coulda brought myself to finish the game, I liked the setting a lot

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    cedric pls

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    gosh you guys i went to the main page on accident

    i had no idea what to click on

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    what's wrong with snorting your own farts

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    i am walking back to house from train station, observe harassed looking korean mother with small babby in pram

    he throws his juice sippy thing on the ground

    i pick it up for her and return it and she thanks me and gives it back to small person

    he then immediately throws it at ground again, to his mothers anguished cries of CEDRIC

    but this time i am ready and i catch it and she looks at me in horror

    "he thinks its a game now," she says mournfully. "its best if u just give it back and ignore him"

    so i stride off purposefully and hear only the sound of the juicecup striking the pavement behind me

    cedric-kun...

    he won the game

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I sort of like the idea of the real time combat in the new dumb final fantasy

    Which is better than the awful hybrids of recent times

    But I am feeling like I can't deal with the Japaneseness of new final fantasy games anymore. They don't have dialogue half the time so much as shocked noises connecting unrelated statements and incoherent exclamations.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    DDS blew all my minds, oh this is just a JRPG

    Hmm, being bandits is sort of ...morally ambiguous, but the game hasn't seemed to notice. Oh Japan -> what the Sam hell, this is not what I expected
    can confirm, DDS is cool butts

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Chanus wrote: »
    what's wrong with snorting your own farts
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    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    DDS also has the most outrageously unfair RPG boss ever made

    he's the protagonist of the last game and he has an unblockable move that does 10000 HP damage

    the HP cap is 999

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    oh man these salt and vinegar crisps are amazing

    best flavour

    YES

    SALT AND VINEGAR CRUSH ALL

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular

    yeah kamiya fucking spunked al over it

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I ate a bagel.

    I am become carbs.

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    i am walking back to house from train station, observe harassed looking korean mother with small babby in pram

    he throws his juice sippy thing on the ground

    i pick it up for her and return it and she thanks me and gives it back to small person

    he then immediately throws it at ground again, to his mothers anguished cries of CEDRIC

    but this time i am ready and i catch it and she looks at me in horror

    "he thinks its a game now," she says mournfully. "its best if u just give it back and ignore him"

    so i stride off purposefully and hear only the sound of the juicecup striking the pavement behind me

    cedric-kun...

    he won the game

    n-no!

    u lost... The Game

    YES

    YES!

    YESSSSSSSSSSSS

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    the battle music for the fight is his

    and it's the basic trash mob battle music to boot

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I think they already said they weren't showing Zelda.

    Do you think plain, direct, honest talk like "we aren't going to be showing Zelda at E3 this year" can get in the way of the Internet rumor and hype train?

    TBH, Square said they were never going to remake FF7 so stop asking them about it.

    Yeah but square fucked up earlier this year and a crowd almost turned on the presenter at a press event. There was booing followed by incredibly uncomfortable icy silence. At this point they're remaking FF7 for the safety of Square employees and their families.

    what did they do?

    http://kotaku.com/final-fantasy-vii-ps4-is-the-ultimate-troll-1667750675

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Persona 5 confirmed for 2015 over here

    yes

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Haha, Jesus Christ. I have a couple of friends out in Palm Springs this week for a film festival. The high today is 111 with triple digits most of the day. The low is 81 tomorrow morning right before sunrise. And it only gets hotter the rest of the week.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Back to boring ass game people talking. I will not abide any human presenters!

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    cmon

    cmon squeenix presser

    kingdom hearts

    give us a taste

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Back to boring ass game people talking. I will not abide any human presenters!

    bring on the dancing waifus

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    Back to boring ass game people talking. I will not abide any human presenters!

    From now on, all post-presentation discussions should be performed by puppets.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    starfox zero is less pretty than i'd have expected it to be :(

    rare to say that about a ninty game, too

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    ugh i forgot to get more pop for work

    now i have to go to the grocery store on my lunch break

    or drink *gag* water

    life is unfair

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    ugh i forgot to get more pop for work

    now i have to go to the grocery store on my lunch break

    or drink *gag* water

    life is unfair

    Water

    Do it for the Patrol

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I'm about to sit down and start reading Left Behind. I'm talking a deliberate, full concentration reading complete with critical analysis and note taking. What cruel fate has led me to this point?

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    this horizon zero whatever game from yesterday has my attention

    disney's Brave + magic bow + hunting giant robot dinosaurs

    there is nothing about that I don't like the sound of

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    A new Nier game. Crowd is not excited, but I am down.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    what's wrong with snorting your own farts

    chanus said excitedly

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    I'm about to sit down and start reading Left Behind. I'm talking a deliberate, full concentration reading complete with critical analysis and note taking. What cruel fate has led me to this point?

    Select the pistol, and then, select your Kid Presentable.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Hell yes, Platinum Games dude with a weird mask on. This is acceptable.

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Crowd is confused. I love it.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    On a scale from the original SNES starfox to disney's robin hood, where would you guys put the new starfox?

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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