i got hella mosquito bited again and it kept me up much of the night when they suddenly flared with itchiness and i woke up and couldn't go back to sleep
i'm not going to miss this part of summer...
my wife was going to help me wash the dogs but she was getting swarmed by mosquitoes so I sent her inside. She's really sensitive to bug bites too so it would have been like hives. That's how thoughtful of a husband I am.
Can someone tell me a way to find out how big a gifv is? I have one to post from Summerslam last night that I loved but I don't want to if it's too big. And no, sorry for those Amell fans who want one, I haven't found one of those yet.
I right click, save as, and look at the file properties. Archaic and slow, but it works.
Can someone tell me a way to find out how big a gifv is? I have one to post from Summerslam last night that I loved but I don't want to if it's too big. And no, sorry for those Amell fans who want one, I haven't found one of those yet.
RiemannLives made an image check app that can check it. It's in his sig I believe.
i have no idea what i did while drinking the other night but my traps are really sore like i was lifting or really tense for ages
Did you have some creepy European sex with what very well might have been a lady?
if by "creepy european sex" you mean "on an airbed in my friend's family dining room", then yes
And congratulations on the sex injury. They come from being old enough to be effected by the things you put your body through.
I don't think it was that but I'm not sure.
Also I'm only 24, that's not old
....
I'm older than you
*stares hollow-eyed into the abyss*
Babby.
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Happy Monday [chat]!
Tomorrow is municipal election day.
I thought it was marsupial election day and have spent the last 72 hours studying the best and brightest amongst kangaroos, koalas, possums, and Tasmanian devils for naught.
Bless your heart.
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It is somewhat ironic that the response to pets being just like kids is always "you're wrong, you need to have kids to understand man"
It's crazy how inbuilt this defense of spreading our seed is. As if there's something novel about children you can't sympathize with.
A dog is basically a child stuck at 3 years old.
A cat is a child stuck at 15.
In all fairness, it isn't like having a child is anything other than a profound experience which tends to change people's personality and priorities substantially.
Can someone tell me a way to find out how big a gifv is? I have one to post from Summerslam last night that I loved but I don't want to if it's too big. And no, sorry for those Amell fans who want one, I haven't found one of those yet.
RiemannLives made an image check app that can check it. It's in his sig I believe.
doesn't work for a .gifv yet, i think. he's planning on adding that in.
i got hella mosquito bited again and it kept me up much of the night when they suddenly flared with itchiness and i woke up and couldn't go back to sleep
i'm not going to miss this part of summer...
my wife was going to help me wash the dogs but she was getting swarmed by mosquitoes so I sent her inside. She's really sensitive to bug bites too so it would have been like hives. That's how thoughtful of a husband I am.
how selfless of you
i am the same way. my bites have swelled up to monster sizes, because of course
and also of course they bite me on my feet right where my shoes are guaranteed to rub against them maddeningly while walking around
Can someone tell me a way to find out how big a gifv is? I have one to post from Summerslam last night that I loved but I don't want to if it's too big. And no, sorry for those Amell fans who want one, I haven't found one of those yet.
RiemannLives made an image check app that can check it. It's in his sig I believe.
doesn't work for a .gifv yet, i think. he's planning on adding that in.
It is somewhat ironic that the response to pets being just like kids is always "you're wrong, you need to have kids to understand man"
It's crazy how inbuilt this defense of spreading our seed is. As if there's something novel about children you can't sympathize with.
A dog is basically a child stuck at 3 years old.
A cat is a child stuck at 15.
In all fairness, it isn't like having a child is anything other than a profound experience which tends to change people's personality and priorities substantially.
Right, but we can all understand and see why that is. It's another human life. Human lives have a lot of value and it requires a lot of work. We can sympathize with that. But to someone who has a kid, their immediate response is always "you just don't even know, everything you say doesn't mean anything until you can empathize instead of sympathize."
It's sort of like the "So when are you getting married" turns into "So when are you having kids" the knee jerk issue of species propagation is always nagging some people, and if someone isn't participating, you gotta out them so they want to be part of the group.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I legit just forgot how old I was for a second. That is how old.
I spent much of this year thinking that I was a year older than I actually am. The realization of the truth was like I had just tapped the Grim Reaper on his left shoulder and then quickly snuck around to his right as he turned around, swiping a year from his robe pocket as he looked fruitlessly for the tapper.
Can someone tell me a way to find out how big a gifv is? I have one to post from Summerslam last night that I loved but I don't want to if it's too big. And no, sorry for those Amell fans who want one, I haven't found one of those yet.
RiemannLives made an image check app that can check it. It's in his sig I believe.
doesn't work for a .gifv yet, i think. he's planning on adding that in.
I'm pretty sure he said it was working for gifvs now.
So there are tons of subscription services out there advertising reverse license plate checks. Are those legal/legit? I didn't think civvies were privy to that kind of info.
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Oh that's just how parents subtly imply that they are significantly more whole and full of love and life etc than people without kids
And when disagreed with, you get the automatic WELL YOU DONT KNOW
i wonder if my parents would disagree now since my sister and i are unequivocal failures who can't even bail them out of their problems that they only have because they made me and my sister
i...i might be a little bitter right now
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
It is somewhat ironic that the response to pets being just like kids is always "you're wrong, you need to have kids to understand man"
It's crazy how inbuilt this defense of spreading our seed is. As if there's something novel about children you can't sympathize with.
A dog is basically a child stuck at 3 years old.
A cat is a child stuck at 15.
In all fairness, it isn't like having a child is anything other than a profound experience which tends to change people's personality and priorities substantially.
Every single person I know, even pet owners, are substantially different on the other side of having a child.
They are usually much more tired and cranky at first, followed by a weird -nesting-like syndrome where they need to move to a nicer place with nicer schools and find other people who have similarly aged kids so their kids can socialize and they can socialize with adults in the same situation, etc. etc.
Total and immediate lifestyle adjustment.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Can someone tell me a way to find out how big a gifv is? I have one to post from Summerslam last night that I loved but I don't want to if it's too big. And no, sorry for those Amell fans who want one, I haven't found one of those yet.
RiemannLives made an image check app that can check it. It's in his sig I believe.
doesn't work for a .gifv yet, i think. he's planning on adding that in.
I'm pretty sure he said it was working for gifvs now.
it does.
only for chrome though
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i have no idea what i did while drinking the other night but my traps are really sore like i was lifting or really tense for ages
Did you have some creepy European sex with what very well might have been a lady?
if by "creepy european sex" you mean "on an airbed in my friend's family dining room", then yes
And congratulations on the sex injury. They come from being old enough to be effected by the things you put your body through.
I don't think it was that but I'm not sure.
Also I'm only 24, that's not old
....
I'm older than you
*stares hollow-eyed into the abyss*
Sheeeeeit, I'm 28 and still feel invigourated in my humours!
Now, who's up for a rousing session of falling asleep while watching Wheel of Fortune?
Jefferson: "But I burn, Mr. A!"
Adams: "So do I, Mr. J!"
J: "You?"
[in background]
"You do?"
"John?"
"Who'd've thought?"
A: "Mr. Jefferson, dear Mr. Jefferson
I am but forty-one, I still have my virility
and I can romp through Cupid's grove with great agility
but life is more than sexual combustibility!"
i got hella mosquito bited again and it kept me up much of the night when they suddenly flared with itchiness and i woke up and couldn't go back to sleep
i'm not going to miss this part of summer...
my wife was going to help me wash the dogs but she was getting swarmed by mosquitoes so I sent her inside. She's really sensitive to bug bites too so it would have been like hives. That's how thoughtful of a husband I am.
how selfless of you
i am the same way. my bites have swelled up to monster sizes, because of course
and also of course they bite me on my feet right where my shoes are guaranteed to rub against them maddeningly while walking around
im telling u...they're organized...
I wonder if this is a gender thing?
I get a few bites and it itches for like... maybe 10 minutes.
If it's an especially bad night with a few dozen bites I'll take a super hot shower and pop some benadryl and pass out.
But my mom, my g/f, and most of the girls I know have really super bad reactions to mosquitos. I mean... anyone can be allergic to them like that, but it seems to be more pronounced in women, at least from my biased observations.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
two competitors at the Pokemon world championships this past weekend were arrested prior to entering for possessing several firearms and hundreds of rounds of ammunition
fucking internet toughguy dorks
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Then the people without kids weep and hold their vacations to interesting places, full nights of sleep, and stain free furniture tight
is legit. Totally legit.
And just to be super duper clear, I am also not saying it is an experience everyone needs to have, or even should have! We got a lot of people in this world. But it seems unique it what it does to the person going through it.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Oh that's just how parents subtly imply that they are significantly more whole and full of love and life etc than people without kids
And when disagreed with, you get the automatic WELL YOU DONT KNOW
i wonder if my parents would disagree now since my sister and i are unequivocal failures who can't even bail them out of their problems that they only have because they made me and my sister
i...i might be a little bitter right now
Ehhh you're supposed to take care of them when they start pooping themselves
Not before
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
i have no idea what i did while drinking the other night but my traps are really sore like i was lifting or really tense for ages
Did you have some creepy European sex with what very well might have been a lady?
if by "creepy european sex" you mean "on an airbed in my friend's family dining room", then yes
And congratulations on the sex injury. They come from being old enough to be effected by the things you put your body through.
I don't think it was that but I'm not sure.
Also I'm only 24, that's not old
....
I'm older than you
*stares hollow-eyed into the abyss*
Sheeeeeit, I'm 28 and still feel invigourated in my humours!
Now, who's up for a rousing session of falling asleep while watching Wheel of Fortune?
Jefferson: "But I burn, Mr. A!"
Adams: "So do I, Mr. J!"
J: "You?"
[in background]
"You do?"
"John?"
"Who'd've thought?"
A: "Mr. Jefferson, dear Mr. Jefferson
I am but forty-one, I still have my virility
and I can romp through Cupid's grove with great agility
but life is more than sexual combustibility!"
It is somewhat ironic that the response to pets being just like kids is always "you're wrong, you need to have kids to understand man"
It's crazy how inbuilt this defense of spreading our seed is. As if there's something novel about children you can't sympathize with.
A dog is basically a child stuck at 3 years old.
A cat is a child stuck at 15.
In all fairness, it isn't like having a child is anything other than a profound experience which tends to change people's personality and priorities substantially.
Every single person I know, even pet owners, are substantially different on the other side of having a child.
They are usually much more tired and cranky at first, followed by a weird -nesting-like syndrome where they need to move to a nicer place with nicer schools and find other people who have similarly aged kids so their kids can socialize and they can socialize with adults in the same situation, etc. etc.
Total and immediate lifestyle adjustment.
Shit man, I do that stuff now because they tend to be nicer neighborhoods in general.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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HakkekageSpace Whore Academysumma cum laudeRegistered Userregular
i got hella mosquito bited again and it kept me up much of the night when they suddenly flared with itchiness and i woke up and couldn't go back to sleep
i'm not going to miss this part of summer...
my wife was going to help me wash the dogs but she was getting swarmed by mosquitoes so I sent her inside. She's really sensitive to bug bites too so it would have been like hives. That's how thoughtful of a husband I am.
how selfless of you
i am the same way. my bites have swelled up to monster sizes, because of course
and also of course they bite me on my feet right where my shoes are guaranteed to rub against them maddeningly while walking around
im telling u...they're organized...
I wonder if this is a gender thing?
I get a few bites and it itches for like... maybe 10 minutes.
If it's an especially bad night with a few dozen bites I'll take a super hot shower and pop some benadryl and pass out.
But my mom, my g/f, and most of the girls I know have really super bad reactions to mosquitos. I mean... anyone can be allergic to them like that, but it seems to be more pronounced in women, at least from my biased observations.
mosquitos that bite are women
and women are vicious at attacking other women
ergo it's all women on women sniping and gender politics
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my wife was going to help me wash the dogs but she was getting swarmed by mosquitoes so I sent her inside. She's really sensitive to bug bites too so it would have been like hives. That's how thoughtful of a husband I am.
RiemannLives made an image check app that can check it. It's in his sig I believe.
Babby.
Tomorrow is municipal election day.
I thought it was marsupial election day and have spent the last 72 hours studying the best and brightest amongst kangaroos, koalas, possums, and Tasmanian devils for naught.
In all fairness, it isn't like having a child is anything other than a profound experience which tends to change people's personality and priorities substantially.
Ah right, yeah. Mine is the end of November.
how selfless of you
i am the same way. my bites have swelled up to monster sizes, because of course
and also of course they bite me on my feet right where my shoes are guaranteed to rub against them maddeningly while walking around
im telling u...they're organized...
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Oh huh. I thought he had finished it.
I honestly kind of want to switch.
ok you get a pass
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I forgot my age when a bouncer asked me for ID a few months ago because it had been so long since I needed to wonder what age I was while drunk.
And when disagreed with, you get the automatic WELL YOU DONT KNOW
I don't think Koala-chan is going to be winning any awards for best and brightest.
I think a sack of potatoes has a higher IQ.
Right, but we can all understand and see why that is. It's another human life. Human lives have a lot of value and it requires a lot of work. We can sympathize with that. But to someone who has a kid, their immediate response is always "you just don't even know, everything you say doesn't mean anything until you can empathize instead of sympathize."
It's sort of like the "So when are you getting married" turns into "So when are you having kids" the knee jerk issue of species propagation is always nagging some people, and if someone isn't participating, you gotta out them so they want to be part of the group.
I spent much of this year thinking that I was a year older than I actually am. The realization of the truth was like I had just tapped the Grim Reaper on his left shoulder and then quickly snuck around to his right as he turned around, swiping a year from his robe pocket as he looked fruitlessly for the tapper.
I'm pretty sure he said it was working for gifvs now.
i wonder if my parents would disagree now since my sister and i are unequivocal failures who can't even bail them out of their problems that they only have because they made me and my sister
i...i might be a little bitter right now
NNID: Hakkekage
this checks out
Every single person I know, even pet owners, are substantially different on the other side of having a child.
They are usually much more tired and cranky at first, followed by a weird -nesting-like syndrome where they need to move to a nicer place with nicer schools and find other people who have similarly aged kids so their kids can socialize and they can socialize with adults in the same situation, etc. etc.
Total and immediate lifestyle adjustment.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
it does.
only for chrome though
Adams: "So do I, Mr. J!"
J: "You?"
[in background]
"You do?"
"John?"
"Who'd've thought?"
A: "Mr. Jefferson, dear Mr. Jefferson
I am but forty-one, I still have my virility
and I can romp through Cupid's grove with great agility
but life is more than sexual combustibility!"
[in background]
"Combustibility! Combustibility!"
That explains why our cat Loki always demands we take him to Hot Topic...
I wonder if this is a gender thing?
I get a few bites and it itches for like... maybe 10 minutes.
If it's an especially bad night with a few dozen bites I'll take a super hot shower and pop some benadryl and pass out.
But my mom, my g/f, and most of the girls I know have really super bad reactions to mosquitos. I mean... anyone can be allergic to them like that, but it seems to be more pronounced in women, at least from my biased observations.
This is one of the better online quizzes.
fucking internet toughguy dorks
is legit. Totally legit.
And just to be super duper clear, I am also not saying it is an experience everyone needs to have, or even should have! We got a lot of people in this world. But it seems unique it what it does to the person going through it.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Ehhh you're supposed to take care of them when they start pooping themselves
Not before
sit down, john
for god's sake
This is the definitive take on the subject.
Shit man, I do that stuff now because they tend to be nicer neighborhoods in general.
mosquitos that bite are women
and women are vicious at attacking other women
ergo it's all women on women sniping and gender politics
smash the patriarchy
QED
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